BA ZHANGGGG!!
was supposed to eat kuishin bo with peiyu n kevin just now but ended up eating another jap restaurant! and i forgot the name! cos the kuishin bo queue too long. ahaha ok next time we go with everyone there! then we went shopppppeng! hehehe kevin got phobia of ahbunehnehs. and peiyu got phobia of, well, spartan-looking sandals hahah! we forced her to try a blouse n shorts at polo ralph lauren. and she was sooo happy the salesgirl picked the smallest size for her to try. hahaha! and later we went to chill at starbucks and we found out that.. her whole family is as queeeer as her!! hahaha "are u in space? dont eat the rainbow!" HAHAHAH hilarious!! oh ya and kevin is queer boy he was deciding whether or not to buy this cardigan thingy from polo and he kept rubbing it against his nose as he was deciding!! hahaha lucky he bought it in the end man. i cant imagine the poor person who is gonna wear that after him if he didnt buy it :p
made of honour next week!
and i wanna go buy my asics shoeee already cant wait!
shit man if only i dun have to go back tmr morning for stupid guard duty. hope i can take leave this friday too hehe! if can then that would be great! i wanna go swimming again leh it makes me feel gooooooood :)
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
have a kit kat!
shit man this blog is gonna be the death of me. i should create a secret one like imacooldude_88.blogspot eh?? damit.
sigh its been a pretty tiring week and i just realised ive gotten myself into more shit this time. and its gonna affect my near future. haha rong is right man im such a beeeech.
anyways, got a day off tmr! so you should like chill out and dont take stuff too seriously all the time man. life is one big joke ANYWAY.
It's one hundred and nine degrees in this crowded room
No room to breathe with walls as cold as a gallery
This is no place for me
Such hard faces in smoke
The smell lingers in my clothes
It's a bad night to be alone
But that's the way it goes
im a blog stalker :p but im not the only one :PPP
sigh its been a pretty tiring week and i just realised ive gotten myself into more shit this time. and its gonna affect my near future. haha rong is right man im such a beeeech.
anyways, got a day off tmr! so you should like chill out and dont take stuff too seriously all the time man. life is one big joke ANYWAY.
It's one hundred and nine degrees in this crowded room
No room to breathe with walls as cold as a gallery
This is no place for me
Such hard faces in smoke
The smell lingers in my clothes
It's a bad night to be alone
But that's the way it goes
im a blog stalker :p but im not the only one :PPP
Saturday, May 17, 2008
scallop: joke of the year
chenchenchenchenchennnnnnn! with his all new accent! and he cant speak chinese for nuts! at la mian xiao long bao he had to keep pointing at the menu to order mannnn. and we spent a LARGE percentage of our time at tea party reading stupid magazines, MAXIM and CLEO. hahahah got one how to score a girl on first date or something one. "if you are caught looking at other girls, just say u are trying to imagine how wonderful ur date would look in that dress the other girl is wearing" what a bullshit sure no more second date man.
sebas saw his amazing crazyfroglegs facebook account!! yeay! gotta add favourite movies: WHITE CHICKS! (which my sis was watching on axn just now hehe) rong says she bet sebas bluffed that he was tired just now so he could rush home to catch the show on tv.
kevin kept trying to break record on the WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BRAIN on facebook. walao its a freakin stupid game ok for brainless ppl who got something to prove :p OK i just suck at it alright!
and i finally passed out from armour platoon sergeant course! er had a mini cert presentation today, and its like sooooo unimportant that almost NO guests turned up. hah even the guest-of-honour last min pang seh us sia. damn sad. and i had to emcee the event. and my tcc course commander was there. the one who always call me scallop that one. when reach the part i had to read out all the trainees names one by one for them come forward to collect cert, then when i read my own name, he start laughing la omg then everyone laughed!! chweeeeee!
haha but the fellow trainees are real funny ppl man. got this patrick siah who is a total joker. go outfield always kena caught sitting on the ground playing with stones! and ronn whose english cannot make it. "I NO PROUD!" and keeps saying he wanna revocate to commandos hahahah! and sanjeev the xiao hei.
new batch of trainees coming next tues leh. and i just got informed that next batch the course duration cut short by alot! ends in august i think? wah then what are we instructors gonna do from then till ord date? ism said he wanna send us to unit omg! pls no pls no pls no.
alright malaysia tmr man. there goes my long weekend..
sebas saw his amazing crazyfroglegs facebook account!! yeay! gotta add favourite movies: WHITE CHICKS! (which my sis was watching on axn just now hehe) rong says she bet sebas bluffed that he was tired just now so he could rush home to catch the show on tv.
kevin kept trying to break record on the WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BRAIN on facebook. walao its a freakin stupid game ok for brainless ppl who got something to prove :p OK i just suck at it alright!
and i finally passed out from armour platoon sergeant course! er had a mini cert presentation today, and its like sooooo unimportant that almost NO guests turned up. hah even the guest-of-honour last min pang seh us sia. damn sad. and i had to emcee the event. and my tcc course commander was there. the one who always call me scallop that one. when reach the part i had to read out all the trainees names one by one for them come forward to collect cert, then when i read my own name, he start laughing la omg then everyone laughed!! chweeeeee!
haha but the fellow trainees are real funny ppl man. got this patrick siah who is a total joker. go outfield always kena caught sitting on the ground playing with stones! and ronn whose english cannot make it. "I NO PROUD!" and keeps saying he wanna revocate to commandos hahahah! and sanjeev the xiao hei.
new batch of trainees coming next tues leh. and i just got informed that next batch the course duration cut short by alot! ends in august i think? wah then what are we instructors gonna do from then till ord date? ism said he wanna send us to unit omg! pls no pls no pls no.
alright malaysia tmr man. there goes my long weekend..
Sunday, May 11, 2008
DS = damn suck
or DS = damn screwed.
and me benny and rong saw a saleslady with her name tag "I M BONG" today!!!!! and we started laughing like right in front of her!! and me and benny kept going behing random ppl and doing the "blblblblblblbl" sound from charlie part 2. and they will turn around and give us weird look!
soccer with beho and shawn tan this morning.. and we got chased outta the court by a bunch of kiddies! seriously. omg so paiseh la. we started playing at 1130, and stanley said he booked the court till 230. BUT i think something cocked up and actually he only booked till 1230. and the kids arrived at 1230 and even took out their booking receipt to chase us away la!! kena pwned! then we went to below some hdb flats and just played at their badminton court and basketball courts. and there were "no soccer" signs directly in front of the courts la but we just blatantly defied government orders hahaha. beho damn funny la!
and he drove us to toa payoh for lunch after that. haha that faggot has ahem pro driving skills man! everytime park his car super close to one and damn far away to the other. ok i dunno the difficulties so i should stop here hah.
went benny's church. late. got this cute girl who was telling us a story she wrote for her school essay writing or smth. damn funny la!
then went town to meet rong rong lee who was spy-ing rat faced guys at starbucks again heheh. and went to get mothers day gift. brought benny to see NIPPIES at topshop ahahhahaha! they have the weirdest stuff man. lucky i nv go and buy kinky pyjamas for mum sia HAHA!
after i got the bag for mum, i wanted to get a card from Kalm's. and i dunno why i said "let's go find KALM" and it sounded damn wrong. hahah! but end up they closed shop when we reached there.
rong went off and i went to tp with benny. deja vu man going there the 2nd time in a day. played pool and hahaha benny restarted his career! i think i lost 5 flat.
ps course this week was quite slack. 1st 2 days of lectures was super boringgggg i tell u. didnt absorb anything. then wed-fri we had outfields in the afternoons to practice something like platoon tactics. and i really dunno what was going on man. and warrant loh keeps calling me scallop wth! and someone said he wanted to take me to geylang to see see look look cos i look too innocent. hah right.
had nights off on thurs i think. and we met PENG at lot 1 shopping mall. and he kept going on and on bout his india exercise. seriously motormouth man. no chance for anyone else to talk leh. like man we're not wearing uniform can we pls talk bout non-military stuff??
and i spied someone's facebook listed as no longer in a relationship heehee! not that i care much anyway :p but its gd for her la. or maybe information not accurate. whatever it is, dont worry im not acting on anything! SEE YA BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBL BUNANA KING
and me benny and rong saw a saleslady with her name tag "I M BONG" today!!!!! and we started laughing like right in front of her!! and me and benny kept going behing random ppl and doing the "blblblblblblbl" sound from charlie part 2. and they will turn around and give us weird look!
soccer with beho and shawn tan this morning.. and we got chased outta the court by a bunch of kiddies! seriously. omg so paiseh la. we started playing at 1130, and stanley said he booked the court till 230. BUT i think something cocked up and actually he only booked till 1230. and the kids arrived at 1230 and even took out their booking receipt to chase us away la!! kena pwned! then we went to below some hdb flats and just played at their badminton court and basketball courts. and there were "no soccer" signs directly in front of the courts la but we just blatantly defied government orders hahaha. beho damn funny la!
and he drove us to toa payoh for lunch after that. haha that faggot has ahem pro driving skills man! everytime park his car super close to one and damn far away to the other. ok i dunno the difficulties so i should stop here hah.
went benny's church. late. got this cute girl who was telling us a story she wrote for her school essay writing or smth. damn funny la!
then went town to meet rong rong lee who was spy-ing rat faced guys at starbucks again heheh. and went to get mothers day gift. brought benny to see NIPPIES at topshop ahahhahaha! they have the weirdest stuff man. lucky i nv go and buy kinky pyjamas for mum sia HAHA!
after i got the bag for mum, i wanted to get a card from Kalm's. and i dunno why i said "let's go find KALM" and it sounded damn wrong. hahah! but end up they closed shop when we reached there.
rong went off and i went to tp with benny. deja vu man going there the 2nd time in a day. played pool and hahaha benny restarted his career! i think i lost 5 flat.
ps course this week was quite slack. 1st 2 days of lectures was super boringgggg i tell u. didnt absorb anything. then wed-fri we had outfields in the afternoons to practice something like platoon tactics. and i really dunno what was going on man. and warrant loh keeps calling me scallop wth! and someone said he wanted to take me to geylang to see see look look cos i look too innocent. hah right.
had nights off on thurs i think. and we met PENG at lot 1 shopping mall. and he kept going on and on bout his india exercise. seriously motormouth man. no chance for anyone else to talk leh. like man we're not wearing uniform can we pls talk bout non-military stuff??
and i spied someone's facebook listed as no longer in a relationship heehee! not that i care much anyway :p but its gd for her la. or maybe information not accurate. whatever it is, dont worry im not acting on anything! SEE YA BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBL BUNANA KING
Monday, May 05, 2008
flabbbbbelicious
i am not fit at all ok. although ahem many ppl think i look fit :PPPPPPPP right. today first day of armour platoon sergeant course. lectures all the way. i snoozed through 3 quarters of it. it felt so sajc man. like sleeping thru lectures haha. cos i slept at freakin 3am this morning. and then just before dinner we had IPPT cat test. hehehe no prizes for guessing i failed!! ok cos of my broad jump as usual, but my running timing like plus 1 minute! i think its my slowest timing ever in army.
oh yeah and why am i home now? cos i booked this morning but left an important document at home. a receipt or something la. wah and later gotta book in by 2230. ok this sucks now i gotta tar pau food for the other instructors on the way back too helloo im a delivery boy!
oh yeah and why am i home now? cos i booked this morning but left an important document at home. a receipt or something la. wah and later gotta book in by 2230. ok this sucks now i gotta tar pau food for the other instructors on the way back too helloo im a delivery boy!
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we saw utt yesterday eating by himself at killiney there. no big deal hehe. i offered to help the girls ask him take picture with him, BUT HE WALKED AWAY BEFORE I COULD. hehe not my fault!
utt utt utt utt utter rubbish
THATS HOT! omg paris hilton is WAYYYYYYYYY bimbotically hot!! hahaha I LIKE.
today was sooooo fun!! first i reached orchard like on time. ON TIME. get that?? lately ive been the one on time leh. hahahaha i think i have officially turned over a new leaf! i rmb like a week or 2 ago, benny called me one afternoon and asked me what i was doing and i went "im at city hall, waiting for sebas. wait. omg IM WAITING FOR SEBAS!! OMG FOR THE FIRST TIME IM WAITING FOR SOMEONE!!" hahahah i was seriously damn excited!
yeah so sebas came and we walked round topman and i spent a bomb! cos of the freakin may day 20% special. got jeans, tshirt and a translucent belt!! and im like so popular for once. met darren eng there. then seng hean. then i secretly spied ANNA and DARYL walk past outside the shop! okkkayyy. then like 5 min later he came inside topman himself and we talked abit. bout ns. heehee hes a nice guy la. supposed to join my cell. soon. next week i guess.
okay yeah and rong came and the 3 of us got stuff from topshop wheehee! and she and sebas kept spotting like gay guys or gay couples everywhere!! and i was thinking bout daryl thing for quite some time so like i couldnt identify as many as them. haha. sebas had mc spicy craving so we headed to taka macs to grab a bite. and peiyu came! just in time to walk back to lido to get tix to... THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE!
heehee its a retarded bimb show man. and just as i sat down in the theatre, kenny zeng tapped my shoulder hahahah i didnt know he is a paris fan as well! :p sebas hopes to win toyota corolla altis!
walked past the big mango store near lido there. and they had men clothes! too bad no size for sebas' shorts. i like the colourful polo tee but its too ex and i had already spent too much! rong got a mermaid-looking blouse hahahah. SPG!
la mian xiao long bao again! this time we went diet style. shared pork rib la mian before going to killiney there to share a plate of durian cheeeeeeee cheong fun. yum yum. ok diet starts tmr for me! no more fatty food and no more eating after 8! heh heh :p
ok now for some back dated blogging.
on labour day me sebas rong watched iron man! at great world city! and oh yeah when me and sebas reached there, a taxi stopped like directly in front of us and 2 angmoh ladies were in the cab. one looked like ugly betty hahahah! and she came out first and asked the other hot lady "why'd u come out of the cab so fast?" and she replied "SHOULDERS OF STEEL"
omg NO LINK BUT DAMN FUNNY!! we laughed there at the traffic light like idiots la!
and we played the arcade at great world. heh heh there was this shark-shooting game which was quite retarded. and they FORCED me to play it! rong say she damn pro at ghost squad ha ha.
sebas had craving for nachos and popcorn lor. so we got BOTH. and before we entered cinema, he had craving for double cheeseburger. what a weirdu!
oh yeah and more backdated stuff: friday night at tea party! alvin joined us. ahahah now he's totally into the caleb is ____ (not gay) thing. ok at least he's the only guy who can make it at pictionary i admit. hahahahah!
yay i gave out all except kevin's stuff. yes kevin i got u stuff from overseas toooooooo pass to u next week! (at frolicks heh heh :p)
last night at david's place for his bday party was...... i dunno what to say! his house is freakin big!! like a resort with a mini bar opposite his car porch and he has like 3 cars and and and a huge garden and and he's an alcoholic haha! they kept eating and drinking like nobody's business! i was forced to take a shot of 151 (the true tankee drink!) luckily i made my exit at 130am. which was quite early actually. i think im like the second to leave the place. haha and the trainees there ah, super sly la! i thought i remembered i just had to walk down the straight road to get from his house to the main road. but the trainees bluff me say must turn right at first junction and then left. then i believed them la damit! hahaha!
which reminds me, that morning i played soccer at kolam ayer. SCORED 2 GOALS!! WOO! and im damn gullible la! shawn tan fooled me twice! when i got the ball he went like CALEB CALEB passsss! and i passed to him though he wasnt my team. urhhhhhh.
ok this is like a very disconnected entry. totally no order of chronology. but yeah! gonna book in tmr morn. gd nite!
today was sooooo fun!! first i reached orchard like on time. ON TIME. get that?? lately ive been the one on time leh. hahahaha i think i have officially turned over a new leaf! i rmb like a week or 2 ago, benny called me one afternoon and asked me what i was doing and i went "im at city hall, waiting for sebas. wait. omg IM WAITING FOR SEBAS!! OMG FOR THE FIRST TIME IM WAITING FOR SOMEONE!!" hahahah i was seriously damn excited!
yeah so sebas came and we walked round topman and i spent a bomb! cos of the freakin may day 20% special. got jeans, tshirt and a translucent belt!! and im like so popular for once. met darren eng there. then seng hean. then i secretly spied ANNA and DARYL walk past outside the shop! okkkayyy. then like 5 min later he came inside topman himself and we talked abit. bout ns. heehee hes a nice guy la. supposed to join my cell. soon. next week i guess.
okay yeah and rong came and the 3 of us got stuff from topshop wheehee! and she and sebas kept spotting like gay guys or gay couples everywhere!! and i was thinking bout daryl thing for quite some time so like i couldnt identify as many as them. haha. sebas had mc spicy craving so we headed to taka macs to grab a bite. and peiyu came! just in time to walk back to lido to get tix to... THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE!
heehee its a retarded bimb show man. and just as i sat down in the theatre, kenny zeng tapped my shoulder hahahah i didnt know he is a paris fan as well! :p sebas hopes to win toyota corolla altis!
walked past the big mango store near lido there. and they had men clothes! too bad no size for sebas' shorts. i like the colourful polo tee but its too ex and i had already spent too much! rong got a mermaid-looking blouse hahahah. SPG!
la mian xiao long bao again! this time we went diet style. shared pork rib la mian before going to killiney there to share a plate of durian cheeeeeeee cheong fun. yum yum. ok diet starts tmr for me! no more fatty food and no more eating after 8! heh heh :p
ok now for some back dated blogging.
on labour day me sebas rong watched iron man! at great world city! and oh yeah when me and sebas reached there, a taxi stopped like directly in front of us and 2 angmoh ladies were in the cab. one looked like ugly betty hahahah! and she came out first and asked the other hot lady "why'd u come out of the cab so fast?" and she replied "SHOULDERS OF STEEL"
omg NO LINK BUT DAMN FUNNY!! we laughed there at the traffic light like idiots la!
and we played the arcade at great world. heh heh there was this shark-shooting game which was quite retarded. and they FORCED me to play it! rong say she damn pro at ghost squad ha ha.
sebas had craving for nachos and popcorn lor. so we got BOTH. and before we entered cinema, he had craving for double cheeseburger. what a weirdu!
oh yeah and more backdated stuff: friday night at tea party! alvin joined us. ahahah now he's totally into the caleb is ____ (not gay) thing. ok at least he's the only guy who can make it at pictionary i admit. hahahahah!
yay i gave out all except kevin's stuff. yes kevin i got u stuff from overseas toooooooo pass to u next week! (at frolicks heh heh :p)
last night at david's place for his bday party was...... i dunno what to say! his house is freakin big!! like a resort with a mini bar opposite his car porch and he has like 3 cars and and and a huge garden and and he's an alcoholic haha! they kept eating and drinking like nobody's business! i was forced to take a shot of 151 (the true tankee drink!) luckily i made my exit at 130am. which was quite early actually. i think im like the second to leave the place. haha and the trainees there ah, super sly la! i thought i remembered i just had to walk down the straight road to get from his house to the main road. but the trainees bluff me say must turn right at first junction and then left. then i believed them la damit! hahaha!
which reminds me, that morning i played soccer at kolam ayer. SCORED 2 GOALS!! WOO! and im damn gullible la! shawn tan fooled me twice! when i got the ball he went like CALEB CALEB passsss! and i passed to him though he wasnt my team. urhhhhhh.
ok this is like a very disconnected entry. totally no order of chronology. but yeah! gonna book in tmr morn. gd nite!
Thursday, May 01, 2008
still cruisin
haah dunno why i havent blogged for so long. finally im back, after 1 month! after 3 weeks in our beloved secret country too!
me and my "twin brother". actually thats one of the trainees from my crew hahaha. everyone thinks he looks like me.
anyway, lets start with the present. not birthday present that kinda present. as in now present hurhurhurhhhrhrh. my trainees are gonna pass out this friday, and since last week we've been having parade rehearsals over and over again. quite relax for us instructors, u might think. ok la it IS quite relak but lately, esp this week, a certain somebody has been slowly but steadily getting on my nerves. not directly though. its cos he is too self-concious and expects everyone to know what he's thinking all the time. like uh, he was busy with something by himself and me and some others were also doing our own thing, and after awhile he suddenly got mood swing and got pissed at us cos we didnt talk to him?!?! omg how retarded is that! is he afraid that he got no friends or what! and because of stuff like this, he can like totally ignore us for a whole day! ha, i dunno what pms is like, but i think this is worse than pms man! and then when he got alot of tasks to complete, he doesnt wanna share with us who would definitely help. instead, he just quietly does everything himself and then get pissed with us later for not helping. what logic??
anyway, now that trainees are passing out, im happy yet sad to see them go. the senior instructors all say that first batch of trainees u take will be the most memorable group. i think its true. cos this batch got really all kinds of ppl. got cheenapoks, angmohs, filipino, brunei boy, A level students, poly guys, even one who enlist as an obese recruit and got IPPT gold! the course started with 30 trainees, 2 dropped out of course halfway due to medical reasons, so ended up with 28 trainees passing out. and everyone knows there are 3 or rather 4 distinct cliques within the course: the angmohs, the cheenas, the slackers-who-always-talk-about-games, and the LONE RANGER. hahahaha! i will never forget the one time they had a dialogue with the course comd. he asked the course to sit in groups with the ppl they always hang out with. and true enough there were 3 groups, plus one lone ranger standing in front. hahahaha!! outkast - heyyyyy yaaaa! evil siaaaa.
me and my "twin brother". actually thats one of the trainees from my crew hahaha. everyone thinks he looks like me.me slacking.
the nsf instructors!
more about the overseas gdstuff next time!
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