yar y'are

tiredddd. hair's almost dry. well i had fun today! starting to like frisbee again. haha! and beach pageant what the mama okay good thing they had not enough time or smth then skipped alot of stuff! chop chop finish!

haha super condensed post. went for peiyu's concert after and snorlaxed hahaha! red health blinking: throw poke ball sure catch one!

and i find this thing super annoying. no its not the orange. i think ul know i like to run and had to stop for some time cos of my knee thing. and now im really onz that i can run again. and frisbee today was shiok, but thats not the main point. some elite runner dood i know keeps giving the whole world live updates on his daily mileage and how inspiring his runs are for him and duhhhhh. like are we supposed to be omg inspired/motivated/jaw-dropped that xxx actually covered 200km this week or something?? seriously, isnt this showoff thing totally defeating the purpose of running and pushing your own limits. its supposed to be a personal achievement thing, not for bragging rights.

this is a stressed out post

okay can i concentrate everything thats running around my head onto the fullstop at the end of this sentence so i will stop worrying so muchhhhhhhhh -> .

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okay so i did went to run last night. and my knee didnt hurt at all after that yay! AND, i met my friendly neighbour hahaha! the one who added me on fb. talked for really long in the park bout lots of stuff. bout girls who act atas and speak english with angmoh accent, about fastest way to nus, church, girls (haha!), exercise routine blabla i cant rmb everything! stayed there for almost an hour i think! lol damn ghey la. but he's really a nice guy haha! ask me if u wanna stalk his fb :p

chiongsua!

yeahhh long time no updates!

played soccer with the faggots today at cage! wah i think first time this year eh! SHIOKKKKKK. kumlong booked the place for 4 hrs wooh! haha benny and beho got pre-ord syndrome = cannot run :p and shawn keeps saying he is getting fat. and i just wanna pass my ippt. walao got sms reminder to take ippt alr sia! arghhhh. but shd chiong for gold now!! $400 incentive woohoo. anw yes time to be thrifty abit. must shamelessly ask for treats already hahaha! and pls chip in for parking charges or erp heheh.

stunner this morning dad drove my car out to the market cos his car kena locked inside the house. cos they building a pathway across my house main gate. for pedestrians to walk. so like the car cant go in/out the main gate. yeahhh and since my car was parked outside last night, dad just took it and went. and i was late meeting banny for bf breakfast cos had to wait for dad to come back! ok why am i whining hahaha walao i think im damn spoilt now. the car not even i buy one but still complaining! had bf at ya kun toapayoh arghhh ok im starting to really hate the kaya toast from yakun cos the butter just make me sick. yucksss even now i still can taste it in my throat la! no more kaya butter toast pls! kaya only is fine :) shawn, puden and beho joined us at toapayoh and i drove them all to the cage. haha i think when 5 guys sit in the car, omg really can feel the difference in the car engine power. like really no power to go up slope sia! then even when crossing the small hump out of hdb hub carpark (ok actually that hump damn nasty), the suspension maxed out and there was a bump sound. ouchhhh. which reminds me on thurs i did smth nasty when reversing into parking lot at src in sch. hahaha the left front wheel area hit the kerb i think? then got loud crunching sound. and i thought GG die dented alr. but went out to see eh no dmg eh ahhaha! i think the kerb got chipped off abit tho hahaha. yes saw in the papers that new driving test parking without poles BUT can open door to check. so gh3y!

drove the same gang to town for dinner at coffee club taka. dropped benny at vivo first. haha again, going up the benjamin sheares bridge on ecp i really step the pedal quite hard alr but only can go up to 60km/h i think! fatboyssss. need to send car for 10,000 km servicing soon! probably 1st friday of april. ehh i think il be damn blur and lost cos i nv follow dad bring car go servicing before. and its at sin ming there. wooh hope i dont get lost!

last night was awesome tooo! super power dinner at kuishinbo with lmy! apparently many ppl recommended the snow crab or some crab thing. which is really awesome! cos the legs are least twice as long of normal crab legs! and the meat is cold and yummy and damn easy to dig out! juiccyyy! but haha waste alot of time peeling crab shells. haha i think thats how they scam ppl who go for the 5.30-7 early bird promotion. cos half the time they will be spent peeling crabs then the restaurant wont make a loss on other food. but we stayed from 5plus till 8plus haha ate until uber full. damn funny towards the end we wanted to try the teppanyaki beef so we put a few cubes of beef on the plate for the guy to fry it. but when they delivered, it was a plate full! haha guess u can see it as either good customer service or food wastage :p and really spammed desserts haha!

and i think we are damn zai at basketball hahaha. actually no, just the arcade shooting hoops game. omg we combine play together and got a score of 508! nearly highscore eh! haha even play with banny we only reach 200+ before i think? gheyness. and there was another throw the ball at the screen game which was pretty fun! like family bonding game haha cos was a little kid playing with her parents and they looked happy together.

walked to frut paradise at raffles city to see the fake fruit tarts haha! and met phae sia along the way. and when walking back there were these 2 weird guys who were probably friends who happened to see each other. and they greeted each other first thing with "f***!" how cool is that.

oh yess and the night before, we planned laimeng's bday surprise. haha actually jieying chloe and atika did most of the planning! but wet weather plan and we shifted venue. and helmet said it was my fault for giving away the surprise hahaha cos of the suspicious way i answered the phone in macs while we were monopolizing. arghh! but jieying also did smth dumbbbb! pointed at the fireworks and made us all turn around while the "surprisers" were walking from behind to surprise her. okay but happy happy sara lee cheesecake again! and kfc (kentucky fried cockroaches/kentucky fried calebs/kaleb's fried chicken/kill fat caleb-chloe say one omg so nasty right) for dinner. spongebob with helmet + goggles hahahaha!

the neverending supply of fruit tarts.

heheh secretly like green tea soft ice cream even though it looks like ____! ehh mr bean green tea ice cream whereeee!

proness did u see the pro in action deshelling the crab! hahaha really damn zai la! ok shd go study now. but i tempted to go run cos i feel awesome after soccer today and my knee (joel) doesnt hurt! shweeeeeet!

hula hoops!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ONE & ONLY HELMET!! XOXO

okay doods. almost boomz (i mean stomach boomz) after eating tempura, teppanyaki, sashimi, tarts, cakes, mochi, fondue, and CRABSSS! gdstuffzzzz omg totally shiok to be pampered once in awhile!

dont cry! :)

emo dude.

helmet says im becoming like her! oh nooo i dont wanna become a fatty. hahaha nassty.

sorry long time since i blogged. i keep crashing on the bed the moment i reach home the past few days! really shagged out. arghhh its like freakin week 9 already!

and helloo its 848pm and no one's home yet! walao the family went out nv jio me hahaha. actually i secretly like to be home alone. yeah! just that i lazy to cook my own dinner :p

yes for zooey deschanel fans out there, i found this awesome webby u can stream the entire new album of she & him! volume 2! <3 ZOOEY and the video of "in the sun" zomg too cute! nosebleeeeeed.

naisssssssss :)

ate at quiznos sub today! its like a upsupsups version of subway! yummms! and then random walking into toys r us and playing little boyboy with hammer toy hahaha. and i like to get poked. (not by guys of course thanks :p)

and seriously why are chem eng ppl so gay khiang ah?? walaoeh this xxx person manzzz. dont try act smart leh plsss.

i love spending time alone! hahaha emo dood. ehhh if u see me in sch sitting at a bench alone it doesnt mean im emo-ing okayyyy. im perfectly fine being alone in sch :p ok no eating lunch alone is a different issue haha! cos i hate the "im in a fish tank" feeling.

yess sunday went with the helmet to study for awhile at donuttttt fac. (woohoo for donuts with cream in the centre!) hahahah i tried sesame glaze omg its like tang yuan in a donut. she thinks its weird. actually i think so too. but i like weird stuff :p then sent her to badminton. but didnt get to see the pro in action lehhhhh :( but HAHA we did something nasty in the showers!! dont think dirty again u horny fellas. went to amk hubbbb and found out that someone besides chock actually can finish an entire spring chicken! HAHA omg thats super zai! lets go whack next time! went to get ruffles for my sis cos now lays/ruffles having this awesome promotion! on the bag there is this swensens sticker. collect 2 of the stickers and u can go redeem a sundae worth $8.50 i think? like a banana split or gold rush or smth! and we found this stupid atm which only allows ppl to draw $200 and above. hahaha and we saw some faggot really draw 200 then went to the cash deposit machine beside and deposit the remainder. hahahaah!

I FEEL LIKE SHOOTING ZOMBIESSSSS!

next sat, go for peiyu's choir performance at esplanade! and there is beach fiesta too! hahaha chewy wants to nominate the superheroes for pageant but we think we superheroes doesnt equal to hunky/babelicious cos everything hide under the mask! just like batman who wears his stupid 6-pack armour but probably has like layers of fats under his armour hahahahahhahahah what im talking rubbish.

eee someone just had a roast duck pizza im freakin jealous! and hungry!

dont forget your h2o!

hello pello. many thanks to guest blogger btw :) really did a fantastic job!! i couldnt have done better hahaha.

i keep bumping into old friends todayy. jean, nick tan and joel tan. hahaha and i realise alot of ppl always ask me why im perspiring like crazy. its cos i like probably went swimming in the morning la. then body still very hot even after showering. aiya what to do! next time ppl ask me im just gonna say my car aircon broke down lah ok. :p

crispy dory is nice! and happy clothes really is upzzzz i likeeee! haisss. okok gotta go sleep now. cos "lack of sleep has been linked to weight gain" and so does not eating breakfast and not drinking enough water and stress and  and and and GOOD NIGHT!

14 forever

i am a new man! and its not because i got new trunks :p

Do Not Make Fun Of My Goggle Eyes!

Hello everyone!!! I'm the guest blogger for today's post! It's 0341am and I'm very honoured to be able to blog for flabby flab flab!!!

I'm blogging for him so it will still be about his life!!! BUT from my perspective instead of his.. haha. I'll try to sound like him???

So here I go.........

Shingz!!! Flabby got killed on Monday by Maths and I don't know what's the other subject!! From what I know, he thought that he will get 3/10 for his maths but NOOOOOOO, he's gonna get 1 instead! ARGHHHHXX!!!!(I hope he doesn't kill me for telling the world his score!).. His all black attire looked nice (many people praise him.. alright, many here is 2 people) but luck wasn't on his side!!!

Ya Kun for lunner (lunch + dinner) before he went in to meet his doom!!! BUT AT LEAST THE TWO HORRIBLE TESTS WERE OVER AFTER MONDAY!!!! ((:

Tuesday was much much much better! He did constructive work at Science even though the bench was uncomfortable because he couldn't lean on the wall! Science Western Food for dinner was overcooked fish and chips! But still upzz cause the company was great (HAHAHA!).

AND HE FINALLY MET BENNY AFTER DON'T KNOW HOW MANY DONKEY YEARS! I could totally tell he missed Benny a lot a lot a lot and they discussed about this secret project! Benny passed his BTT (CONGRATS!).. So happy he didn't choose to bang the cat down!

Question: If you were driving on the road and you saw a cat in the middle of the road, will you

(1) Run over the cat.

(2) Change lane safely to avoid the cat and change back to your own lane after that.

(3) Slow down and brake in front of the cat.

Flabby chose (3) at first but after some thinking, he felt like he should run the cat over. Poor cat, please do not happen to be in his way when he's driving.. I know cats have 9 lives.. Be prepared to lose 1 if you meet him.

I wonder how hungry survived all these years with such an owner! =P

After meeting Benny, they decided to perform a magic trick.. by making Benny invisible.. The trick worked because being very blind, I didn't spot the invisible Benny. Yups.

Moving on to Wednesday!!! Lesson ended at 1pm and lunched at Taka! JAP NOODLES FTW! Yummy Jap Noodles! Cheese with Egg!!! Flabs loves Eggs. Cold Storage shopping and he's totally in love with Marmite (I can't remember the spelling).. He used to eat it with his rice when he was young and after trying it once, he decided to be nice and he made his parents finish the entire bottle of that!

That was a random fact.. if you want to be nice, you can get him Marmite for his birthday! I believe he'll love it. (Please don't kill me. hahaha!!!)

AND HE KILLED A TREE ON WED NIGHT! Printed like tons and tons of notes and stuff for school..

Highlight of Thursday! "The brains are leaking!!!"

Thursday was also Accounting mid-terms! ARGHHHXX!! He could have gotten full marks if not for a stupid mistake!!! WASTED!!!!!! Supper with chem engine people.. he's becoming like the two rolley polleys (so cute!!!!).. okayy, no he won't. Flabby swims almost every single day and you can find him at Clementi or TPY swimming complex if you're interested (:

Then he took 9.5 hours to bathe.. he fainted in the bathroom because he disappeared after 0145am and his reply came around 1115am the following day. Been suppering too much, too fat to move so he decided he should sleep in the bathroom right after bathing! Okayy, it's 0406am I'm talking rubbish.. a lot of rubbish..

He met up with piupiupiu at NUS to mugg today!!! Level 3 Library quiet ttm!!! And he saw many many muggers around mugging really hard.. (alright, some of the stuff I said were assumed by myself).. Was supposed to monopolize but there wasn't enough time and some unshy friends of mine asked him for a lift to Cathay!!!

ERP ERP ERP! Passed by lots of ERPs.. I feel bad for making him "di di" all the way! Sorry Flabsss!!!

"There should just be an ERP right outside my house!" (quote Flabby).

Kovan to get contacts before dinner!!! Some stalker spotted him! I wonder who the guy is.. yes it's a guy.. random fact about flabs.. he attracts gays and aunties! AUNTIE AND GAY KILLER! (:

Alice in Wonderland with the Indon gang after dinner! He thought it was an un-nice show but nooo, he enjoyed it! BUT the 3D effects made him go "the wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"...

Met Aussie for tau huay and youtiao!!! That is when the title of this post comes in!!!

Right after we entered the place, Aussie said, "The girl there is like obviously kua-ing you!".

(looked over and saw the girl doing the goggle eyes with her hands!)

>:(

That is why the title of the post is, "DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY GOGGLE EYES!"

Goggles are effective equipment for war!

AND THERE IS AN ONGOING WAR WITH THE INDON GANG! TPY GANG IS ON THE LEAD (we're not delusional!) AND WE WILL WIN THE WAR!!! INDON GANG, YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR US!!!

Okayy, moral of this post,

"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF FLABBY'S GOGGLE EYES!"

Okayy, ending the post now! This is actually the second post by me.. I did one before this but I guessed no one realised! =P

0422am. Goodnight everyone!!!