COME COME ALL ARE INVITED TO JOIN MY NEW CLUB FATTYBOYS!! DONT NEED TO BE BOY! JUST NEED TO BE FAT! currently 1 member: caleb wong. hahaha sebas says he quit. walaoeh only i can kick ppl out! u cant join and quit its not fair!
okay my kookeys turned out super thin and crispy and sweet like apple chips maybe? haha thanks peiyu kevin sebas and alvin for ur support hahaha even though i know it still needs lots of improvement. haha kevin and i got secret plan for disaster christmas! and ive been hanging out with sebas alot the past few days visiting pet shops! why are we suddenly caught by the pet craze?!?! its just like how they say ppl who hang out with fat ppl will grow fat themselves. hahaha! ok thats besides the point. im just trying to recruit members. oh and peiyu told us mushroom jokes which i still dont understand but yeah GOOD EFFORT hehe! and we didnt watch hsm in the end la cos kevin wanted to laze around and since we were all feeling lazy.. we had dinner at la mian xiao long bao with the usual 2 longs and dry flat 4 seasons beans. and i dunno why after that i feel my tummy going glug glug when i went to run. haha speaking of which, sebas scolded the subway guy today cos he mistakenly put mayonaise on his half of the sandwich today. haha i think he caused him to lose his job liao thats it.
yes update on kiteens: mum has no problems bout me keeping them! but i got this bad feeling that the mama cat is just using my place as a temporary home for the kittens and shes gonna take the whole litter away in a few weeks time. rrgh i dunno what to do. i feel like a real noobshit now. this afternoon i bought some cat food for the mama cat and some disposable absorbent paper thingy for the cats to do their business on. so i went to cut up a big cardboard box to make into like a litter box for the cats. and then when i put the 4 kittens inside, the mama keeps taking them out of the box and bringing them to another place. and she does that by biting the kittens neck. i guess thats her way of carrying the kittens. so i decided i should let the mama take care of them herself la. so i just poured the catfood and left them there and thats it. ha! she so sly also la when i there she dont eat, but the last time i checked it was all finished!
aiyo peiyu listen too much of the handstands song by chairlift already! pls see the doc okay and say whats up doc!
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
just overwhelm me
HEHE sebas has pro driving skills! and parking skills! yesss today i went back to camp in the afternoon to get the freakin statements done. went to sebas house in the morning first cos he got the car and he's gonna drive to camp! yeah we went to have quick lunch at some hor fun shop at holland. i had some beef noodles thing damn nice! and sebas had 3 treasures rice hahahah ok weird as it sounds. (note to myself: i still owe him $10)
reached camp like around 12.45. sebas went to do his medical ffi and i went to do the statements stuff. walaoeh stupid saf really know how to waste ppl time la! all the bullshit about 3G army. my smelly ass la. i already went back to camp twice this week although im supposed to be on leave and STILL THE STATEMENTS ARE NOT SETTLED. and this time is cos some faggot had some meeting to attend. what the heeck. i went over to his office at 1, his colleague say he having lunch break, come back after lunch. so i went over to medical centre to join sebas first. and it started raining so i waited abit longer until around 3, when the rain got smaller. then i went back to the guy's office and his colleague said he went off to meeting. i seriously wanted to scream at his face la! I NEED TO HURT SOMEBODY ANYBODY!! and he had the cheek to ask me come back tomorrow. FOR GOODNESS SAKE IM ON LEAVE STOP WASTING MY BLOODY TIME! I TAKE 2 HOURS TO TRAVEL FROM MY HOUSE TO CAMP DAMMIT.
anyway lucky for me, bernard going back to camp tmr so i ask him help me settle it. PLS LET NOTHING SCREW UP AGAIN.
haha had last tea break at the canteen in camp with sebas. muah chee and rojak hahaha! actually i rarely eat that anyway. then we went emart to finish our credits. sebas got towels for his dawg.
and omg my mum knows about the cats under the shoe cabinet nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! good thing she never chase them away. yet. she was talking to everyone in general "eh did u all know got some cats staying at the shoe cabinet outside? so next time at night u must close the sliding door ok if not the cat will come walk around inside the house" hmm im gonna try ask her whether can keep hah. anyway i the mama cat is scared of broom sticks. must be kena alot of beatings by broomsticks before sia. i wanted to sweep all the rubbish under the shoe cabinet cos it was getting abit dirty. then the moment she saw the broom she stood up straight and started making weird sounds. haha so i quickly kept the broom and used tissue to clean up lor.
random stuffs: gossip girl is soooo exciting! i gotta REALLY go apply for PDL and contact my driving instructor lol. and go and apply for waitering (?) ehhh peiyu got ask ur fren about the bugis place there not hahaha.
reached camp like around 12.45. sebas went to do his medical ffi and i went to do the statements stuff. walaoeh stupid saf really know how to waste ppl time la! all the bullshit about 3G army. my smelly ass la. i already went back to camp twice this week although im supposed to be on leave and STILL THE STATEMENTS ARE NOT SETTLED. and this time is cos some faggot had some meeting to attend. what the heeck. i went over to his office at 1, his colleague say he having lunch break, come back after lunch. so i went over to medical centre to join sebas first. and it started raining so i waited abit longer until around 3, when the rain got smaller. then i went back to the guy's office and his colleague said he went off to meeting. i seriously wanted to scream at his face la! I NEED TO HURT SOMEBODY ANYBODY!! and he had the cheek to ask me come back tomorrow. FOR GOODNESS SAKE IM ON LEAVE STOP WASTING MY BLOODY TIME! I TAKE 2 HOURS TO TRAVEL FROM MY HOUSE TO CAMP DAMMIT.
anyway lucky for me, bernard going back to camp tmr so i ask him help me settle it. PLS LET NOTHING SCREW UP AGAIN.
haha had last tea break at the canteen in camp with sebas. muah chee and rojak hahaha! actually i rarely eat that anyway. then we went emart to finish our credits. sebas got towels for his dawg.
and omg my mum knows about the cats under the shoe cabinet nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! good thing she never chase them away. yet. she was talking to everyone in general "eh did u all know got some cats staying at the shoe cabinet outside? so next time at night u must close the sliding door ok if not the cat will come walk around inside the house" hmm im gonna try ask her whether can keep hah. anyway i the mama cat is scared of broom sticks. must be kena alot of beatings by broomsticks before sia. i wanted to sweep all the rubbish under the shoe cabinet cos it was getting abit dirty. then the moment she saw the broom she stood up straight and started making weird sounds. haha so i quickly kept the broom and used tissue to clean up lor.
random stuffs: gossip girl is soooo exciting! i gotta REALLY go apply for PDL and contact my driving instructor lol. and go and apply for waitering (?) ehhh peiyu got ask ur fren about the bugis place there not hahaha.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
meowth, thats right!
i dunno why my house attracts so manyy random animals. remember last time got one chicken sitting at my gate there! hahahaha! now got one mama cat with 4 kittens living under my shoe cabinet. damn cute!! i think the mum is abandoned by previous owner one. cos it has a bell tied around its neck. either that or it ownself run away with the daddy cat hahaha.
eee another failed attempt at swimming today again. i reach the pool and tong my $1 into the machine already then saw the whole pool full of rjc kids. walaoeh although the pool was still open to public, but i no mood to swim already la so crowded. haha not that i dont like crowd or what, i just scared all the school girls chase after my hot body hahahahaha then nose bleed and get cramps in the pool then it'll be my fault hahah i cant be so selfish right! :p
i promise im gonna bake cookies soon. but just now i go to ntuc fairprice they dont have all the ingredients i need argh. so lousy fairprice la. too bad got no cold storage near my house.
haha i just realised the cat was doing the rock eyebrow.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
you make stealing hearts seem so easy
snow pat's new album is awesome!
just met sebas at suntec to see the asics christmas fair. its damn shitty la. its like inside one miniature meeting room only so cramped. and i the soccer boots cost $90 which is like more ex than a pair of not-so-new adidas boots which i got from queensway. sweeeeee! yeah sebas followed me to get the boots, which cost $85, then we went ikea for dinner. haha talked alot of shit about pets and my sister and family and random stuff. oh seems like he has decided to get a puppy on tues! and he's gonna let me look after his guinea piggg when he goes overseas in december haha! exciting! i cant wait! and i feel damn fat now after eating the ikea dinner la. we shared 10 meatballs, 6 pc chicken wing, and 2 kids pasta. hahaha i must go swim tmr already. GOD PLS DONT LET IT RAIN. yay i so happy today in church daryl's mum say i look more fit hahaha! she say last time i look so small and skinny. and anna waved down at me from the spiral staircase hahaha i think i must have looked like a retard then :p
you cool your bedwarm hands down
on the broken radiator
when you lay them freezing on me
i mumble "can you wake me later?"
but i don't really want you to stop
and you know it so it doesn't stop you
and run your hands from my neck to my chest
crack the shutters open wide i wanna bathe you in the light of day
and just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
i could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
cause the daylight seems to want you just as much as i want you
it's been minutes, it's been days
it's been all i will remember
happy lost in your hair
and the cold side of the pillow
your hills and valleys
are mapped by my intrepid fingers
and in a naked slumber i dream all these again
medical ffi tmr hopefully its gonna be the 2nd last time i return to camp!!
just met sebas at suntec to see the asics christmas fair. its damn shitty la. its like inside one miniature meeting room only so cramped. and i the soccer boots cost $90 which is like more ex than a pair of not-so-new adidas boots which i got from queensway. sweeeeee! yeah sebas followed me to get the boots, which cost $85, then we went ikea for dinner. haha talked alot of shit about pets and my sister and family and random stuff. oh seems like he has decided to get a puppy on tues! and he's gonna let me look after his guinea piggg when he goes overseas in december haha! exciting! i cant wait! and i feel damn fat now after eating the ikea dinner la. we shared 10 meatballs, 6 pc chicken wing, and 2 kids pasta. hahaha i must go swim tmr already. GOD PLS DONT LET IT RAIN. yay i so happy today in church daryl's mum say i look more fit hahaha! she say last time i look so small and skinny. and anna waved down at me from the spiral staircase hahaha i think i must have looked like a retard then :p
you cool your bedwarm hands down
on the broken radiator
when you lay them freezing on me
i mumble "can you wake me later?"
but i don't really want you to stop
and you know it so it doesn't stop you
and run your hands from my neck to my chest
crack the shutters open wide i wanna bathe you in the light of day
and just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
i could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
cause the daylight seems to want you just as much as i want you
it's been minutes, it's been days
it's been all i will remember
happy lost in your hair
and the cold side of the pillow
your hills and valleys
are mapped by my intrepid fingers
and in a naked slumber i dream all these again
medical ffi tmr hopefully its gonna be the 2nd last time i return to camp!!
just wanna be ok
fagety wagety. just watched house bunny again with benny! its damn funnyyyyy!!! lately ive been watching many movies twice i dunno why its as though i have too much money! maybe i should do some philtrophy hahaha philantrophy. benny let me played the force unleashed on his psp its damn fun! and congrats on getting your IPPT GOLD!! total pwnage man. good luck for 10 day field camp!
missed soccer this morning. cos it was drizzling and i being a wuss didnt want to get wet haha. and besides the floor would be damn slippery and i dont wanna break a leg just before i ord. ord lo!
hah met liang sheng, pook and mitchell at church last night. and pte daryl har hahah they keep making fun of his rank la. was supposed to be a combined cell dinner thingy with music and games. got pretty good live music, not only christian songs. haha and they played dont forget the lyrics! samuel is so weird he gave me the weirdest advice on going to uni: dont get a girlfriend in year 1. errrrmm.. get a boyfriend?? omg anyway just now i was spying facebook pics cos i just saw from my live feed got new pictures uploaded by james low (omg pls i hope he doesnt see this or im soo dead). pics of his halloween night or whatever. omg damn frickin sick la i cant believe he actually cross dressed. okay its damn gross. RI boys all gone down the crooked path already. and rong is so queer how on earth did she know i was spying on ppl at the exact moment!! shit man i dont dare to spy anymore already la i better disable my facebook account :p
missed soccer this morning. cos it was drizzling and i being a wuss didnt want to get wet haha. and besides the floor would be damn slippery and i dont wanna break a leg just before i ord. ord lo!
hah met liang sheng, pook and mitchell at church last night. and pte daryl har hahah they keep making fun of his rank la. was supposed to be a combined cell dinner thingy with music and games. got pretty good live music, not only christian songs. haha and they played dont forget the lyrics! samuel is so weird he gave me the weirdest advice on going to uni: dont get a girlfriend in year 1. errrrmm.. get a boyfriend?? omg anyway just now i was spying facebook pics cos i just saw from my live feed got new pictures uploaded by james low (omg pls i hope he doesnt see this or im soo dead). pics of his halloween night or whatever. omg damn frickin sick la i cant believe he actually cross dressed. okay its damn gross. RI boys all gone down the crooked path already. and rong is so queer how on earth did she know i was spying on ppl at the exact moment!! shit man i dont dare to spy anymore already la i better disable my facebook account :p
Friday, October 31, 2008
its 32.5 degrees im dying
haha i just read today's copy of TODAY newspaper. got one article damn funny! damn bitchy and whiny and backstabbish. if u have it, go see page 48 :p
swee
played tennis with sebas this morning at nus. ok not play. errrrr sebas tried to teach me. actually he's quite a gd tennis coach hahaha! but i guess im just not born to be a tennis player :( i should just stick with running. or playing soccer. then we had a MAJOR camwhoring session at holland v over lunch at sushi tei with reo. omg ultimate gayness i tell u! rong came to join us also. haha aiyo supposed to be in sch but overslept lor! yay her face heal already looks as gd as before! ehhh the xiaolongbao buffet only available on weekday nights after 8.30pm! about $19 per person if i rmb correct. arghhh nooo i cant go tmr!! heheh im like drooling now..
after lunch went with seb to many many pet shops and ikea to look at cute puppies and cos sebas wanted to get a kennel. then he decided he could build one, or WE could build one. hahaha i volunteered to help cos i said i took D&T during sec 1 and 2 lol! but end up sebas still knows more than me hahahahaha! dont even know how to hammer 2 planks of wood together at a joint la! random: we saw so many queer guys today! like 10000x queerer than us hahaha. got one weirdu wear tight singlet which is so short and cant even cover down to his shorts. and he wear his undies so high like 5 cm above his shorts. wth! and inside ikea sebas kept pointing out so many gay angmoh couples hahahah damn hilarious. then we went to a pet shop near sebas' place where he had a long talk to the shop owner whom i guess he knew quite well. about stuff he should prepare before and after adopting his doggg. was feeling tired but yet didnt want to go home so early so went over to play topspin on sebas' xbox 360!! haha keep getting pwned both by sebas and the comp. hahaha noobshit.
yesterday was quite queer too. hahah i finally had my blood drawn at medical centre. wahlao the medic is ultimate la. bernard drew first, and got poked twice. shengyang the most jialat hahaha kena poked 3 times and some more the medic was like topo-ing with the needle in his hands omg i cringe as i think of it now. then they say medical ffi can only be done 3 working days after the blood test. so i guess i gotta go back again next mon. so yesterday i booked out in the afternoon, brought back 90% of the stuff in my cupboard. then met sebas reo and limpei at spca. hehe i like cats! so cuteeee and they dont bark. haha reminds me today me and reo saw a garfield cat! went to hong kong cafe at heartland mall where i ordered a mountain of red bean which kept threatening to overflow from the bowl if i left it untouched for 5 min. hahah and the aunty waitress whom sebas tried to pick up with his cantonese speaking skills kept trying to sell us promotions. so we ended up becoming hong kong cafe members and i brought home a bottle of red wine as a free gift.
and i collected my hot specs hehe sebas says i ps him :p metal waffles! im still trying to get used to it. as in the power of the lens la.
yay im so glad my sis just finished her maths paper today! which means i dun have to teach her maths liaooo! only left like mcq paper for her science. and her social studies and chinese and lit. but i dont teach humanities and chinese cos i suck at those subjects ha. actually i kinda enjoy teaching her la its quite fun. just that it burns out my brain juice at an alarmingly uber fast rate.
after lunch went with seb to many many pet shops and ikea to look at cute puppies and cos sebas wanted to get a kennel. then he decided he could build one, or WE could build one. hahaha i volunteered to help cos i said i took D&T during sec 1 and 2 lol! but end up sebas still knows more than me hahahahaha! dont even know how to hammer 2 planks of wood together at a joint la! random: we saw so many queer guys today! like 10000x queerer than us hahaha. got one weirdu wear tight singlet which is so short and cant even cover down to his shorts. and he wear his undies so high like 5 cm above his shorts. wth! and inside ikea sebas kept pointing out so many gay angmoh couples hahahah damn hilarious. then we went to a pet shop near sebas' place where he had a long talk to the shop owner whom i guess he knew quite well. about stuff he should prepare before and after adopting his doggg. was feeling tired but yet didnt want to go home so early so went over to play topspin on sebas' xbox 360!! haha keep getting pwned both by sebas and the comp. hahaha noobshit.
yesterday was quite queer too. hahah i finally had my blood drawn at medical centre. wahlao the medic is ultimate la. bernard drew first, and got poked twice. shengyang the most jialat hahaha kena poked 3 times and some more the medic was like topo-ing with the needle in his hands omg i cringe as i think of it now. then they say medical ffi can only be done 3 working days after the blood test. so i guess i gotta go back again next mon. so yesterday i booked out in the afternoon, brought back 90% of the stuff in my cupboard. then met sebas reo and limpei at spca. hehe i like cats! so cuteeee and they dont bark. haha reminds me today me and reo saw a garfield cat! went to hong kong cafe at heartland mall where i ordered a mountain of red bean which kept threatening to overflow from the bowl if i left it untouched for 5 min. hahah and the aunty waitress whom sebas tried to pick up with his cantonese speaking skills kept trying to sell us promotions. so we ended up becoming hong kong cafe members and i brought home a bottle of red wine as a free gift.
and i collected my hot specs hehe sebas says i ps him :p metal waffles! im still trying to get used to it. as in the power of the lens la.
yay im so glad my sis just finished her maths paper today! which means i dun have to teach her maths liaooo! only left like mcq paper for her science. and her social studies and chinese and lit. but i dont teach humanities and chinese cos i suck at those subjects ha. actually i kinda enjoy teaching her la its quite fun. just that it burns out my brain juice at an alarmingly uber fast rate.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
clearance clearance
eee in the end nv watch hsm3. watched tropic thunder again. lucky nick had free movie passes so i only paid $3.50. and i was damn shagged today so i fell asleep for like 20min in the show. and only woke up when tom cruise started scolding the flaming dragon guy over the phone hahahah! eh i fall asleep is cos today has been super tiring ok. swimming in the morn, then come back have to teach my sis physics the whole afternoon. i think all my brain cells are officially fried. my eyes are like half shut now as im typing this. omg anw shawn tan is so funny he laugh DAMN LOUD i think the whole cinema can hear him hahah what a faggot. i want high sch musical!!! i want sharpaye!!! so hot.
ok yes I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN u wussies. drawing blood that is. anw my hand so veiny the medic should be able to find the right vein easily right. i hope. haha zombie hand. but shane say my vein so small, good luck getting it right in one try. argh he should know better cos he its his job in cmpb. taking the blood for all the pre-enlistees hahaha. MUMMMMYYYYY
ok yes I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN u wussies. drawing blood that is. anw my hand so veiny the medic should be able to find the right vein easily right. i hope. haha zombie hand. but shane say my vein so small, good luck getting it right in one try. argh he should know better cos he its his job in cmpb. taking the blood for all the pre-enlistees hahaha. MUMMMMYYYYY
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
lose me completely
wah ive been doing ALOT of physics the past few days. teaching sis o lvl stuff haha hope it helps. scully i teach her then her results even worse then im screwed! haha but anyway mum thinks i have the gift of teaching. haha seriously!
beho's bday on saturday! we played soccer in the morn first. and the sun was freakin hot i rmb. i think i became like 10 shades blacker. and we were all dying from dehydration after it all cos we played like 3 hrs non stop omg. had kfc with the faggots for lunch. omg havent eaten kfc in like soooo long! and just outside kfc there was this pushcart stall selling stickers for ezlink like the pikachu one from rong hahahah. eee sebas bluff wan la where got ord need to return ezlink! rushed and reached church just in time for cell group. havent met them in like a month. haha as usual army boys talked bout army stuff. and im the only one there going like "ord lo!" hahaha make them all jealous :p and the girls will like usual go "huh?" at all the army lingo. then went to meet beho shawn and kum long at night again. and they decided to watch max payne haha. yay shawn tan treat me cos i watched already! and beho drove everyone home hahahaha we keep making fun of his driving skills. cos he ALWAYS mount curb (or how do u spell it). every. single. time.
sunday was sleepy and boring. except that i went to make new specs! heheh dad says it looks damn sexy. ok actually now looking back i think its quite ghey i dunno what possessed me to get that anyway. i think the aunty serene was like hinting to me its quite outrageous cos she kept smiling to herself when i was checking out that design.
and finally went swimming with benny today! whoo it didnt rain finally! i bet if i went alone it would have downpoured la hahaha. then we ordered 2 extra value meals and whacked 20 piece mcnuggets lol. the 12-2 lunch special is damn good la! haha he was telling me all his ocs stories. wah say "wayang" will kena 1 extra. too much man.
ok off to meet some faggots now haha. to watch hsm3!! HOW GAY IS THAT!! i like :p gotta go back camp tmr DRAW BLOOOOOOOOD
beho's bday on saturday! we played soccer in the morn first. and the sun was freakin hot i rmb. i think i became like 10 shades blacker. and we were all dying from dehydration after it all cos we played like 3 hrs non stop omg. had kfc with the faggots for lunch. omg havent eaten kfc in like soooo long! and just outside kfc there was this pushcart stall selling stickers for ezlink like the pikachu one from rong hahahah. eee sebas bluff wan la where got ord need to return ezlink! rushed and reached church just in time for cell group. havent met them in like a month. haha as usual army boys talked bout army stuff. and im the only one there going like "ord lo!" hahaha make them all jealous :p and the girls will like usual go "huh?" at all the army lingo. then went to meet beho shawn and kum long at night again. and they decided to watch max payne haha. yay shawn tan treat me cos i watched already! and beho drove everyone home hahahaha we keep making fun of his driving skills. cos he ALWAYS mount curb (or how do u spell it). every. single. time.
sunday was sleepy and boring. except that i went to make new specs! heheh dad says it looks damn sexy. ok actually now looking back i think its quite ghey i dunno what possessed me to get that anyway. i think the aunty serene was like hinting to me its quite outrageous cos she kept smiling to herself when i was checking out that design.
and finally went swimming with benny today! whoo it didnt rain finally! i bet if i went alone it would have downpoured la hahaha. then we ordered 2 extra value meals and whacked 20 piece mcnuggets lol. the 12-2 lunch special is damn good la! haha he was telling me all his ocs stories. wah say "wayang" will kena 1 extra. too much man.
ok off to meet some faggots now haha. to watch hsm3!! HOW GAY IS THAT!! i like :p gotta go back camp tmr DRAW BLOOOOOOOOD
Saturday, October 25, 2008
lifehouse - everything
How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
You calm the storms, and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?
whoo it feels so good to finally step out of the house and do something! and watch tropic thunderrrrr!! hahaha come get some al pacino "i love pussy" bootysweat! and simple jack omg. the little chinese boy is dam cute. i think his name is half-squat :p not the retarded bazooka-wielding one. how can he even fire a bazooka anyway i dont think he is strong enough to handle the backblast! and the dead panda looks, well, disturbing. overall i think its a great show!! now what about high school musical? :p NO not for zac efron pls.
haha now reo thinks im queer cos sebas says i have more purple clothes than everyone in nine combined. which might be true i think ahha! what! purple symbolises happy okay. everyone has to be gay sometime right? its hollywood!
and for the first time we had dinner at a HAWKER CENTRE with sebassss. omg ok theres always a first time for everything. this is like virgin experience. hahaha "like a virgin.. touched for the very first time.." okay im still remembering house bunny quotes i gotta stop this.
guess photoshoot tmr is off anyway. anyway most ppl cant make it and i MIGHT be going malaysia. and rong.. u are still pretty ok! sebas says it just looks like ahem something got abit too messy. hahah but anyway. it must have been hell of an experience. lucky for an understanding dad. hope everything turns out fine!
houseparties housepartiessssss halloween parteeee at my house wan??? HAHAHAHAH then my sis can join in the fun also and wear a pumpkin and walk around and stone. ok im just kidding. but i can think of so many reasons for partying! ord. ord. ord. okay just ord!
reo and me have like damn similar families!
1. we both have 2 weird sisters
2. we are both the middle child
3. and, our mum is the all-powerful, controlling one
4. reo says "this affects our upbringing see. caught in the middle of 2 sisters. maybe thats why abit feminine."
such a wose :(
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
You calm the storms, and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?
whoo it feels so good to finally step out of the house and do something! and watch tropic thunderrrrr!! hahaha come get some al pacino "i love pussy" bootysweat! and simple jack omg. the little chinese boy is dam cute. i think his name is half-squat :p not the retarded bazooka-wielding one. how can he even fire a bazooka anyway i dont think he is strong enough to handle the backblast! and the dead panda looks, well, disturbing. overall i think its a great show!! now what about high school musical? :p NO not for zac efron pls.
haha now reo thinks im queer cos sebas says i have more purple clothes than everyone in nine combined. which might be true i think ahha! what! purple symbolises happy okay. everyone has to be gay sometime right? its hollywood!
and for the first time we had dinner at a HAWKER CENTRE with sebassss. omg ok theres always a first time for everything. this is like virgin experience. hahaha "like a virgin.. touched for the very first time.." okay im still remembering house bunny quotes i gotta stop this.
guess photoshoot tmr is off anyway. anyway most ppl cant make it and i MIGHT be going malaysia. and rong.. u are still pretty ok! sebas says it just looks like ahem something got abit too messy. hahah but anyway. it must have been hell of an experience. lucky for an understanding dad. hope everything turns out fine!
houseparties housepartiessssss halloween parteeee at my house wan??? HAHAHAHAH then my sis can join in the fun also and wear a pumpkin and walk around and stone. ok im just kidding. but i can think of so many reasons for partying! ord. ord. ord. okay just ord!
reo and me have like damn similar families!
1. we both have 2 weird sisters
2. we are both the middle child
3. and, our mum is the all-powerful, controlling one
4. reo says "this affects our upbringing see. caught in the middle of 2 sisters. maybe thats why abit feminine."
such a wose :(
Friday, October 24, 2008
couch potato
omg im becoming the ultimate couch potato! im glued to the computer 24/7 argh help. me. stop. this. addiction. haha sounds like a psycho drugee. anyway new balance real run results are out! im ranked #384 out of 2244 participants not bad eh. actually only 2100 completed the run. and guess what i found when searching for my results!
#223 SEBASTIAN HO 1:22:46
hahaha! okay i saw tan peng yan and lim zi heng name above mine aww. ok peng yan won me by like 10 seconds and ziheng 1 minute.
ok back to gaming! im currently glued to star wars knights of the old republic. haha a damn old game which i bought long ago but couldnt play cos my previous comp was too sucky. heyyy dinner with nine later! i hope :p hahaha kevin got b&j $2 voucher. i got hagen daaz $20 okay kevin says i should buy 2 pints and ice cream marathon at home. then i can become as flabby as jabba the hutt. haha ok too much star wars talk!
#223 SEBASTIAN HO 1:22:46
hahaha! okay i saw tan peng yan and lim zi heng name above mine aww. ok peng yan won me by like 10 seconds and ziheng 1 minute.
ok back to gaming! im currently glued to star wars knights of the old republic. haha a damn old game which i bought long ago but couldnt play cos my previous comp was too sucky. heyyy dinner with nine later! i hope :p hahaha kevin got b&j $2 voucher. i got hagen daaz $20 okay kevin says i should buy 2 pints and ice cream marathon at home. then i can become as flabby as jabba the hutt. haha ok too much star wars talk!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
booringgggg
argh omg im dying from boredom somebody gimme something to do! even work! plsssss. i think i can start singing the like a loser to the tune of like a virgin! haha. i need a new phone badly. i dunno if iphone suits me. cos it seems quite fat compared to others and i already have an ipod.
Monday, October 20, 2008
end this vicious cycle please
i think God likes me fat. cos today when i reached the swimming pool, changed put my bag in the locker, took off my slippers, and started to walk towards the pool, it started pouring heavily.
omg i think im starting to sound like those obsessed weightwatchers. noooooo. totally not! except that i dont eat after 9. like reo :p
haha ok nonsense. aiya damn tmr cant meet sebas n reo in the morn to play tennis/hit the gym. cos sis has exams tmr afternoon. and i gotta stay home until she leaves the house. walao at this age she still needs a babysitter!! and its so unlucky my mum and dad both cant take leave tmr. as in they try to take leave every day she has a paper. but my mum says tmr she insists i stay at home to WATCH THE TIME for esther and make sure she has her lunch on time, leave the house on time, blabla. seriously. why? cos she eats really slowwwlllyyyyyyyyyy. and always stares blankly into space. err yeah i just remembered todays breakfast. she took 45min just to finish a small slice of sponge cake, some grapes and a glass of milk. amazing right!
errr random: i think running events should have a hall of shame to showcase to the whole world the last few runners who come in. so they will think twice about slowly walking the entire route. ha!
And it seems like
Another second will change you
Another minute will buy you
Another hour to stop your world from turning
omg i think im starting to sound like those obsessed weightwatchers. noooooo. totally not! except that i dont eat after 9. like reo :p
haha ok nonsense. aiya damn tmr cant meet sebas n reo in the morn to play tennis/hit the gym. cos sis has exams tmr afternoon. and i gotta stay home until she leaves the house. walao at this age she still needs a babysitter!! and its so unlucky my mum and dad both cant take leave tmr. as in they try to take leave every day she has a paper. but my mum says tmr she insists i stay at home to WATCH THE TIME for esther and make sure she has her lunch on time, leave the house on time, blabla. seriously. why? cos she eats really slowwwlllyyyyyyyyyy. and always stares blankly into space. err yeah i just remembered todays breakfast. she took 45min just to finish a small slice of sponge cake, some grapes and a glass of milk. amazing right!
errr random: i think running events should have a hall of shame to showcase to the whole world the last few runners who come in. so they will think twice about slowly walking the entire route. ha!
And it seems like
Another second will change you
Another minute will buy you
Another hour to stop your world from turning
Sunday, October 19, 2008
give me a reason, to end this discussion
the real run was awesome!! the trail part wasnt bad at all. just like running at macritchie reservoir that kind only. totally not what mudslinging or whatnot as advertised in their brochure haha. but the killer was the run along the beach. even tho only 600m but its as though i just ran 5km la dammit. ok im exaggerating. cos like the beach is like sloping downwards to the sea (obviously). and some faggot ass ppl who cant run straight kept drifting downwards towards the sea as they run. then push into me like wanna make me fall in sia. then i not happy i purposely run abit in front of them then kick up all the sand on their leg hahahah! and the last few km was quite bad also cos it was already almost 9 by then and there was no clouds in the sky. anyway peng ran past me at like the last 500m there and ask me to jiayou so i sprinted all the way from there and finished with a timing of 1:28. heh not fantastic la i know. but the runner's high is damn shiok hahaha im think im still experiencing abit of it now with all the endorphines going to my head wheeeeee! haha they give out 100plus at the end like free wan. staff tongleh took 5 cans he said. me, i think i got 2 only. too much salt in 100plus.
then had to wait in the car for almost 1 hr for the stupid roads to open la. omg by the time we left the carpark was 11am already. thats like more than 3 hrs after the flag off! and WTH there are still ppl running!! all because of those faggots they cant open the road and we cant go home. me and staff tong leh were cursing them in the car lol. they really no face sia run so slow still want to go across the finish line and see their timing. 3 hrs for 15km leh confirm is walk all the way la! might as well join big walk la dont waste other ppl time.
oh yeah i finally heard womanizer by britney on the radio on the way home. lol. i realise i havent listened to the radio in ages. and they are still playing songs like keep your hands off my girl by good charlotte which is soo yesterday. heh but got one by katy perry i forgot the title quite nice. but anyway i still love anberlin and jack's mannequin's new albumssssss!!
yeah my power playlist on my ipod kept me company all the way during the run! everything is alright by motion city soundtrack really gave me the boost when i was dying at the halfway point. and banquet by bloc party's beat matches my footsteps perfectly when i run. and my ipod says i burned 967 calories hahahah i can go eat one tub of ice cream right now!! not. i want coookies!! kevin made choc chip cookies omg!! and i want my laptop!! and i decided not to get iphone. later bo luiiii no money. haha this is damn random but i wonder if i ever mentioned my dad always say, go out dun need wear nice nice, pocket got money can already.
xoxo!
then had to wait in the car for almost 1 hr for the stupid roads to open la. omg by the time we left the carpark was 11am already. thats like more than 3 hrs after the flag off! and WTH there are still ppl running!! all because of those faggots they cant open the road and we cant go home. me and staff tong leh were cursing them in the car lol. they really no face sia run so slow still want to go across the finish line and see their timing. 3 hrs for 15km leh confirm is walk all the way la! might as well join big walk la dont waste other ppl time.
oh yeah i finally heard womanizer by britney on the radio on the way home. lol. i realise i havent listened to the radio in ages. and they are still playing songs like keep your hands off my girl by good charlotte which is soo yesterday. heh but got one by katy perry i forgot the title quite nice. but anyway i still love anberlin and jack's mannequin's new albumssssss!!
yeah my power playlist on my ipod kept me company all the way during the run! everything is alright by motion city soundtrack really gave me the boost when i was dying at the halfway point. and banquet by bloc party's beat matches my footsteps perfectly when i run. and my ipod says i burned 967 calories hahahah i can go eat one tub of ice cream right now!! not. i want coookies!! kevin made choc chip cookies omg!! and i want my laptop!! and i decided not to get iphone. later bo luiiii no money. haha this is damn random but i wonder if i ever mentioned my dad always say, go out dun need wear nice nice, pocket got money can already.
xoxo!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
tied by miles
town with benny beho and shawn tan today. haha shawn and beho tried to end benny's pool career again. and benny must be feeling real rich now la damit! oh ya shawn tan says he likes azabu sabo ice cream haha same like me! after benny left, we went heerens for dinner. the place where sebas wanted to bring us that day hahaha. it was quite crowded there cos got some fashion show there or smth! i think by new urban male. after we sat inside nydc and were ordering our food, then we saw some hot models (male n female) catwalking around the corridor outside! they all wearing the num tshirts and singlets and the guys wearing their trunks omg. those with the country name on them kind. and super tight fit omg the CHINA and ENGLAND girls damn hot like nose bleed kind! haha beho say the guy got small ____. how do u spell an ass? B-E-H-O! and nydc offers 20% discount if u fill in their feedback form omg!
then when we were just strolling around some random auntie approach shawn to ask for number hahahah no la.
and argh the stupid lan shop at meriden or concord hotel (new name) is damn screwed up la. all the games either cant work or not updated! chwee waste our money!
ok gotta sleep now got run tmr. im feeling super unconfident now leh 15km seems damn long suddenly. God pls help me tahan till the end.
then when we were just strolling around some random auntie approach shawn to ask for number hahahah no la.
and argh the stupid lan shop at meriden or concord hotel (new name) is damn screwed up la. all the games either cant work or not updated! chwee waste our money!
ok gotta sleep now got run tmr. im feeling super unconfident now leh 15km seems damn long suddenly. God pls help me tahan till the end.
count backwards
HOUSE BUNNY is damn funny!!! omg my heart is pounding like a needle! can i have just the mahi instead of the mahimahi cos im not hungry?? and splurging on topman was the ultimate retail therapy hahaha! and rong found this lantern bottom hahahaha wasted should have bought it. then can wear with peiyu next time we have a weird clothing theme. btw, i secretly like the woonderland place it has nice shorts!! although quite anorexic sizes.. then we had dinner at thai express yes its quickly becoming our favourite lunch dinner place! a place where i get perpetually angelina lips haha! and i keep thinking of the tapioca dessert thingggg hehh.. and sebas damn funny when he ask the waiter for extra glass of water for rong. aiyo cannot eat spicy food cannot be spice girls leh hahaha ok no link u can link from the right side of my blog. and we talked about how to save money? hehe learn from me im the pro! :p just eat more hawker instead of restaurants and ul see the difference. in your pocket, not your tummy i know what ur thinking sebas!
and i notice that theres a group of ahpeks and ahsohs who smirk to themselves whenever they manage to get a seat on the mrt. i find it really amusing! its like they are perpetually spying around for ppl who are about to leave their seat. maybe they got 6th sense. then before the person leaves his ass of the seat, they will be standing in front of the seat already. haha THAT is skill.
and omg physics lecture is damn boring.. i really dun wanna do physics anymore! and maths! that day crash kevin's physics lecture la! so boring until we end up watching latest episode of gossip girl on my ipood.
met jonathan tee my bb junior at serangoon gardens today. haha EGO BOOSTER he just told me on msn that i look slimmer than i was in jc!! hahaha i know thats impossible but yeah! or maybe what peiyu said last time is true. we are all fattest when we were in jc cos nothing to do then eat. hahaha! maybe its all the exercise ive been doing since i started clearing leave. :p okay i ran 10km today i must be nuts to acutually do that 2 days before a 15km race. or maybe army fitness doesnt work for me. see army makes me fat!
anyway i was at gardens actually to have dinner with nick tan and zombiee. at chomp chomp. wah we eat until super full la one oyster omelette, sambal stingray, sucky hokkien mee and chicken porridge(?). yeah porridge was zombie's request haha. and we each had one of those giant glass of sugar cane juice. pls omg im never ever gonna make that mistake again. maybe 3 ppl share one glass is ok. i think got more than 1 litre of drink in each glass la omg! then after that while walking around aimlessly we saw frolicks and nick tan was dam excited la. hahaha drag us go there for yoghurt. buy 1 cup, get 1 chop on ur member card (or they call it a lick). get 20 licks, redeem a FREE GUIDE TO DATING AND MATCHMAKING!! hhahaha. get 100 licks, 2 free tickets to frolicks year end parteh! ahaha rong thinks its gonna be a yoghurt foam parteh spray on everyones face :s
argh so late alr but i still wanna watch some of my shows leh. oh yeah and i gotta remember to change my leftover taiwan money back to sgdollars! im such a procrastinator dammit. i still havent contacted the driving teacher yet! pls i will do it tmr heheh.
and i notice that theres a group of ahpeks and ahsohs who smirk to themselves whenever they manage to get a seat on the mrt. i find it really amusing! its like they are perpetually spying around for ppl who are about to leave their seat. maybe they got 6th sense. then before the person leaves his ass of the seat, they will be standing in front of the seat already. haha THAT is skill.
and omg physics lecture is damn boring.. i really dun wanna do physics anymore! and maths! that day crash kevin's physics lecture la! so boring until we end up watching latest episode of gossip girl on my ipood.
met jonathan tee my bb junior at serangoon gardens today. haha EGO BOOSTER he just told me on msn that i look slimmer than i was in jc!! hahaha i know thats impossible but yeah! or maybe what peiyu said last time is true. we are all fattest when we were in jc cos nothing to do then eat. hahaha! maybe its all the exercise ive been doing since i started clearing leave. :p okay i ran 10km today i must be nuts to acutually do that 2 days before a 15km race. or maybe army fitness doesnt work for me. see army makes me fat!
anyway i was at gardens actually to have dinner with nick tan and zombiee. at chomp chomp. wah we eat until super full la one oyster omelette, sambal stingray, sucky hokkien mee and chicken porridge(?). yeah porridge was zombie's request haha. and we each had one of those giant glass of sugar cane juice. pls omg im never ever gonna make that mistake again. maybe 3 ppl share one glass is ok. i think got more than 1 litre of drink in each glass la omg! then after that while walking around aimlessly we saw frolicks and nick tan was dam excited la. hahaha drag us go there for yoghurt. buy 1 cup, get 1 chop on ur member card (or they call it a lick). get 20 licks, redeem a FREE GUIDE TO DATING AND MATCHMAKING!! hhahaha. get 100 licks, 2 free tickets to frolicks year end parteh! ahaha rong thinks its gonna be a yoghurt foam parteh spray on everyones face :s
argh so late alr but i still wanna watch some of my shows leh. oh yeah and i gotta remember to change my leftover taiwan money back to sgdollars! im such a procrastinator dammit. i still havent contacted the driving teacher yet! pls i will do it tmr heheh.
Monday, October 13, 2008
do do do do
forget the previous whiny racist post! i passed my FTT - FINAL THEORY TEST not FAT TEST! and thanks to our guest appearance, lebby's flabby tummy! argh. diet diet diet diet! but damit the tcc instructors organise a buffet dinner on wed night nooooooo! pls dont spoil my diet plan! die liao lor how to run my 15km on sun like that.
and i wanna get the all new nike lunartrainer! its damn cool in neon yellow omgggg.
and i saw some hp laptops today not bad. 256mb geforce graphics card and 2.something ghz core2 processor. for $2099 i think. and i taught my sis chem n physics today hahah fleming's left hand rule and the right hand grip rule woah.
gona book in now and hopefully i can finish my clearance tmr and all the statement nonsense. and clear my credits. and bring my cupboardfull of stuffs home!
and i wanna get the all new nike lunartrainer! its damn cool in neon yellow omgggg.
and i saw some hp laptops today not bad. 256mb geforce graphics card and 2.something ghz core2 processor. for $2099 i think. and i taught my sis chem n physics today hahah fleming's left hand rule and the right hand grip rule woah.
gona book in now and hopefully i can finish my clearance tmr and all the statement nonsense. and clear my credits. and bring my cupboardfull of stuffs home!
big hearts are for breaking
freakin gay ind**ns piss me off to the max! argh today when i boarded 65 to go great world, it was like 3 quarters full of them. and they kept pushing against me like wth. and the faggot kept poking his face right beside mine all the time. so urghhhhhh so like a certain classmate hahaha who likes to invade ppls personal space. and then on the bus home also walao! when my bus passed orchard, at 12 plus, a group of them came and sat a few seats away from me. there were 3 of them la and they were so touchy touchy with each other it gave me the goosebumps. serious lor they were touching and rubbing each other's hands. and the worst part is they smell like they just did some gay sex together or something!! got the ahem smell la if u know what i mean and its damn strong. argh i was like holding my breath all the way to little india where they alighted. so disgusting and sickening. then just as i thought i could finally have some peace on the bus and listen to my ipod happily, this other nigga came boarded and sat right beside me. yeah its those long long seat that face to the side of the bus, not the front that kind. and this guy came and sat in between me and another guy. and he keeps inching towards me la!! like wth half his ass was on my seat already la cheeeeken. whats his bloody problem sia i could feel my white polo tee turning into kopi-o already la.
signed up for new balance real run today! 15km ok i hope i can do it. after like not running long distance for damn long. now everytime i run is always 5km only. and it costs freakin $30!! what a ripoff man even nike run is cheaper lor and the tshirt nicer. but dunno what shoes to wear for the run leh, like i shouldnt wear my favourite pair cos a small portion of the race will be running on sand and i hate it when sand gets in my shoes cos it can only mean blisters. and sand damn hard to wash away.
walao damn sad also la my mother say i got tummy! i wear tight fit tshirt today then she say "is that your tummy coming out or u grow 6-pack ah?" errrrrrr. what an ego deflater hahah.
staff tong leh also ask me why i no girlfriend still. he say go uni sure got alot of girls la and must drive big car then can get girls hahahah. and he say i handsome also no use cos i always look lost and they dont like lost guys. walaoeh why lidat!
omg peiyuuuuuuuuu!! just smsed me gd luck for FatTest tmr im sure u will do well with ur new found tummy! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH what a sly :p
yeah taking ftt tmr ok i hope i pass. cant wait to start driving lessons leh! and eagle eye just now with sebas and kevin was quite retarded. should watch painted skin!
yesterday went benny and ian's church n ian said he bought expensive earphones and amplifiers. omg im sooo tempted to get a high end earphone! wah now i got so many things to buy.. comp, phone too! then went play pool with beho and shawn tan too. haha and that beho ah go and draw some gay picture on the white board with lots of flowers and hearts and write "caleb <3>
haha we still behave like little boys!
signed up for new balance real run today! 15km ok i hope i can do it. after like not running long distance for damn long. now everytime i run is always 5km only. and it costs freakin $30!! what a ripoff man even nike run is cheaper lor and the tshirt nicer. but dunno what shoes to wear for the run leh, like i shouldnt wear my favourite pair cos a small portion of the race will be running on sand and i hate it when sand gets in my shoes cos it can only mean blisters. and sand damn hard to wash away.
walao damn sad also la my mother say i got tummy! i wear tight fit tshirt today then she say "is that your tummy coming out or u grow 6-pack ah?" errrrrrr. what an ego deflater hahah.
staff tong leh also ask me why i no girlfriend still. he say go uni sure got alot of girls la and must drive big car then can get girls hahahah. and he say i handsome also no use cos i always look lost and they dont like lost guys. walaoeh why lidat!
omg peiyuuuuuuuuu!! just smsed me gd luck for FatTest tmr im sure u will do well with ur new found tummy! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH what a sly :p
yeah taking ftt tmr ok i hope i pass. cant wait to start driving lessons leh! and eagle eye just now with sebas and kevin was quite retarded. should watch painted skin!
yesterday went benny and ian's church n ian said he bought expensive earphones and amplifiers. omg im sooo tempted to get a high end earphone! wah now i got so many things to buy.. comp, phone too! then went play pool with beho and shawn tan too. haha and that beho ah go and draw some gay picture on the white board with lots of flowers and hearts and write "caleb <3>
haha we still behave like little boys!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
hidden meanings
omg i wasted another day of leave today! make me stay in camp even though the trainees officially pop-ed last night. and still got so many statements to settle. walaoeh cant they let me ord in peace damit? this shouldnt be nsf job la.
staff peh just bought an acer laptop this week. and im gonna get one too haha! but i think acer sucks leh cos i got use acer before and it always gives problems. although its cheap. asus!!!!!!!!! after much researching. the best ram and graphics card! errrr dunno bout the price tho hahah.
what am i gonna do after ord?!?!?! and should i apply law?? but for now, or tmr rather, im gonna finally play soccer again yay! and ftt trial test haha no kick la? i didnt study the last few pages of the book but really too lazy to go thru it now.
staff peh just bought an acer laptop this week. and im gonna get one too haha! but i think acer sucks leh cos i got use acer before and it always gives problems. although its cheap. asus!!!!!!!!! after much researching. the best ram and graphics card! errrr dunno bout the price tho hahah.
what am i gonna do after ord?!?!?! and should i apply law?? but for now, or tmr rather, im gonna finally play soccer again yay! and ftt trial test haha no kick la? i didnt study the last few pages of the book but really too lazy to go thru it now.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
yeah, keep me guessing
I AM GONA WHINEEEE. im still pretty sore bout the fact that i have report back to camp tmr despite the fact that i have already applied leave for tmr. argh stupid army regulars. they seriously dont deserve their pay! all they do is sit in their office and read and send emails and complain about this and that and make everyone else do the shitwork. and even things like planning guard duty, cant they even do it right for once?! yes even though it is a pretty simple task which only happens once a month and they cant freaking plan it right.
and this other person in the same department as me, keeps pushing all the admin work to me. walao and the worst part is the past week all he does is book in, in the morning at almost 8, stay in the bunk the WHOLE DAY doing absolutely nothing! and everytime he sees me, he will remind me that he needs his document ready asap. seriously. wtf. driving me nuts. and the work is never ending. i finished typing his report for him, and i email to him, but NO. he wants me to email to the person in charge for him. and he doesnt even know the guy's name and wants me to find out! argh i dread going back tmr and facing all this shit again. NEVERMIND ENDURE 2 MORE WEEKS AND ITS OVER COME ON JUST BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
anyway the past 2 days ive been staying at home (again) teaching my sis erm polymerisation and what add barium nitrate if u see white ppt it means got sulphate anion or what shit. hahaha! and also watching gossip girl! i like! but the funny part is they are supposed to be 16/17 yr old teenagers! and they are like 200x more sophisticated than ordinary teenagers lol. and i like the way gossip girl goes "spotted: lonely boy bla bla caught making out.."
you know you love me.
xoxo,
flabby lebby!
and this other person in the same department as me, keeps pushing all the admin work to me. walao and the worst part is the past week all he does is book in, in the morning at almost 8, stay in the bunk the WHOLE DAY doing absolutely nothing! and everytime he sees me, he will remind me that he needs his document ready asap. seriously. wtf. driving me nuts. and the work is never ending. i finished typing his report for him, and i email to him, but NO. he wants me to email to the person in charge for him. and he doesnt even know the guy's name and wants me to find out! argh i dread going back tmr and facing all this shit again. NEVERMIND ENDURE 2 MORE WEEKS AND ITS OVER COME ON JUST BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
anyway the past 2 days ive been staying at home (again) teaching my sis erm polymerisation and what add barium nitrate if u see white ppt it means got sulphate anion or what shit. hahaha! and also watching gossip girl! i like! but the funny part is they are supposed to be 16/17 yr old teenagers! and they are like 200x more sophisticated than ordinary teenagers lol. and i like the way gossip girl goes "spotted: lonely boy bla bla caught making out.."
you know you love me.
xoxo,
flabby lebby!
weirdness, weirdness
i think im having self esteem issues haha. i think many ppl hate me. ok maybe not hate, just dont like me. cos im bitchy, backstabbing? anyway i dont have many friends. thank God for the few of them.
AND I WANT MY FRIDAY LEAVE BACK!!!
AND I WANT MY FRIDAY LEAVE BACK!!!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
f1 is F
omg im back from the f1 race trials. theres only one word to describe it: LOUD. omg freakin mistake not to buy the earplugs at the entrance! its like 20x louder than main gun live firing i tell you. haha and the crowd was okay okay except for when one part where there was a bottleneck. then some angmoh guy got damn pissed and started shouting and dunno i heard someone say something funny: "this is un-f*cking-believable!" hahahahah what a catch phrase hey i like it! yeah but if anyone is going, my advice is to wear your worst pair of shoes cos its gonna get dirty and ppl are gona step all over your toes and wear a cool tshirt and shorts cos sweat is gonna drown you!
and then when i finally reached the seating area, there was this other chinese guy shouting F*CK something something cos i think he was pissed at ppl standing in front of the fence snapping pictures and blocking his view. ha its damn retarded man. what are the foreigners gonna think of singaporeans?
and there were NO RACING BABES dammit all my effort is wasted haha :p
zz anyway i planned out my leave already hehe! i dun need to go back camp from 15 oct onwards! unless kena guard duty again la. damit la tmr morning must book in for a freakin 24hr guard duty. why i just come back from taiwan instantly tio this kind of shit. some more next week ATP i tio ammo ic. CHWEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO UNFAIR omg im whining!!!!!!!
benny called just now and he said he is dying in ocs. hmm at least get to book out on hari raya eh? hehe! gogogo no kick! whereas beho also called me just now, but to ask me play soccer tmr hahaha! see the difference between sispec and ocs. sadly i cant play. haha they must miss me badly :PPP no star player hahah!
ok sleep sleep now tmr wake up early then can watch all the gossip girl on my ipod!
and then when i finally reached the seating area, there was this other chinese guy shouting F*CK something something cos i think he was pissed at ppl standing in front of the fence snapping pictures and blocking his view. ha its damn retarded man. what are the foreigners gonna think of singaporeans?
and there were NO RACING BABES dammit all my effort is wasted haha :p
zz anyway i planned out my leave already hehe! i dun need to go back camp from 15 oct onwards! unless kena guard duty again la. damit la tmr morning must book in for a freakin 24hr guard duty. why i just come back from taiwan instantly tio this kind of shit. some more next week ATP i tio ammo ic. CHWEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO UNFAIR omg im whining!!!!!!!
benny called just now and he said he is dying in ocs. hmm at least get to book out on hari raya eh? hehe! gogogo no kick! whereas beho also called me just now, but to ask me play soccer tmr hahaha! see the difference between sispec and ocs. sadly i cant play. haha they must miss me badly :PPP no star player hahah!
ok sleep sleep now tmr wake up early then can watch all the gossip girl on my ipod!
Monday, September 22, 2008
handstands
song from the new ipod advert: chairlift - bruises

i bummed at home the whole day. urgh i wanna go out!! watch movie!! shopping!! see hot (singaporean) babes! haha taiwan meimeis are too much!
went to a club called LAVA in taipei on the last night of our r&r. i think its like the most happening club there haha and at least its quite english type no cheena songs. but the dj was like yo-yo-yoing in chinese damn irritating hahaha! but the gals are hothothot! haha even have a "remove the bikini" contest. can nominate gals to go up on stage and they have to dance in a bikini hahah! and random public are allowed to go and pull off the top but of course nobody did that la aiya so sad :(
went to a different theme park this time too. the roller coaster car went up with the usual glglgllglglglgl loud sound then stopped on a horizontal beam. then the beam rotates 90 degrees till the car is like facing down vertically then whoosh! let go! okay!
but other than that, the whole freakin 3 weeks there was a waste of time la. do shit brainless work and the r&r was damn boring. its great to be back! and benny got into ocs hahaha gd luck haf fun. go back to camp tonight and tmr the shit work starts again. just now someone already called me say im the duty instructor tmr walao. so fast kena shoot arrow already. i hope can take leave from wed to fri leh though it seems highly unlikely now. urghzzzz.
and happy belated birthday peiyu!!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
SMELLY
I WANNA GO HOME!!!
yay congrats private see yixiang benny pop lo! shit man i cant go out with you during ur block leave. ok when i come back ok?
finally all my outfield is over. gonna slack in camp the next few days or almost 1 more week before r & r. ha i just went to the gym just now ok so im not exactly slacking ha ha at least got work out a bit ;p
the internet room here is damn sucky la the aircon is spoilt. and no fan. im practically sweating to death here and the mosquitoes are like commando style wan argh. erm 3 min left on my comp timer. its like 10NT for 30 min of comp usage. so ghey. and its windows 98 hahahahah now is already 2008 which means this comp is more than 10 yrs old???
anwm see ya soon! my comp is gona shut down in 2 min!
yay congrats private see yixiang benny pop lo! shit man i cant go out with you during ur block leave. ok when i come back ok?
finally all my outfield is over. gonna slack in camp the next few days or almost 1 more week before r & r. ha i just went to the gym just now ok so im not exactly slacking ha ha at least got work out a bit ;p
the internet room here is damn sucky la the aircon is spoilt. and no fan. im practically sweating to death here and the mosquitoes are like commando style wan argh. erm 3 min left on my comp timer. its like 10NT for 30 min of comp usage. so ghey. and its windows 98 hahahahah now is already 2008 which means this comp is more than 10 yrs old???
anwm see ya soon! my comp is gona shut down in 2 min!
Friday, August 29, 2008
byebye
oh man cookies are disastrous! but pls appreciate it okay cos i stayed home the whole day today to bake them! okay partially cos like nobody was free to go out. but i didnt go swimming or visit the bookstore or whatever and i stayed home to bake hahahaha! it feels like bread. thats bad..
anyway see u guys in 3 weeks. exactly. il be back on the friday night / saturday morning 1am on 20 september. haha okay il be expecting a huge welcome there ok!!! like i just came back from beijing with 9 gold medals!!! HAHAHAHA ok dream on zzzzzz im going crazy. i think it means something when i start baking cookies. it means im going crazy. =s
arghhhh i really dun wanna leave singapore dammit! go there also dunno do what. only eat and eat and grow fat. haha i can smell the crispy chickennn already damit. i hope u all still can recognise me when i come back.
and benny! u will be in ocs or sispec when i come back! all the best gay buddy ;p ha ha
and im gonna miss niners damn alot too la okay if u all go out on weekends or what can sms me then i can call one of you then can talk cock with everyone.
erm thinking of r&r.. shit la i dun wana sit the dam scary roller coaster again. think its called screaming condor. once is enough ok. this time im just gonna sit like bird flight or bumper cars. hahahha!
and omg im going there for like the 4th time. i think duneed buy any souveniers already la hor! no more sophies i promise! unless benny u want then just sms me. yeah i try look for skinny jeans for you also. i think i not gonna spend alot this time la.
and il be back, with one more PACK OF CONDOMS HAHAHA!
okay! off to.. erm london!
anyway see u guys in 3 weeks. exactly. il be back on the friday night / saturday morning 1am on 20 september. haha okay il be expecting a huge welcome there ok!!! like i just came back from beijing with 9 gold medals!!! HAHAHAHA ok dream on zzzzzz im going crazy. i think it means something when i start baking cookies. it means im going crazy. =s
arghhhh i really dun wanna leave singapore dammit! go there also dunno do what. only eat and eat and grow fat. haha i can smell the crispy chickennn already damit. i hope u all still can recognise me when i come back.
and benny! u will be in ocs or sispec when i come back! all the best gay buddy ;p ha ha
and im gonna miss niners damn alot too la okay if u all go out on weekends or what can sms me then i can call one of you then can talk cock with everyone.
erm thinking of r&r.. shit la i dun wana sit the dam scary roller coaster again. think its called screaming condor. once is enough ok. this time im just gonna sit like bird flight or bumper cars. hahahha!
and omg im going there for like the 4th time. i think duneed buy any souveniers already la hor! no more sophies i promise! unless benny u want then just sms me. yeah i try look for skinny jeans for you also. i think i not gonna spend alot this time la.
and il be back, with one more PACK OF CONDOMS HAHAHA!
okay! off to.. erm london!
Monday, August 25, 2008
sally the saboteur
haha forgot to mention in my previous post about my mother's explanation of how every day is a special day! and benny treated me to pizza hut hehehe! then when we were about to go home at toa payoh we saw sebas!
wah ahm today really killed my legs. video killed the radio star! okay i told warrant ralph my target was 1:50 and he said if i could hit my target he would treat me breakfast. haha in the end come in 2:03. actually for the first 14km i was on target wan lor every km run 5min+ only. then after reach the 14km mark start to slow down cos of the marina barrage. wah the terrain damn hard to run. then after we came out of the barrage, at 17km i dunno why i totally died. really wanted to give up and walk wan but i didnt want to disappoint myself haha. like i always say, no kick! saw alot of ppl at the run today too! even senior gerald who erm ran alongside me for like 10 seconds before saying "see u at the end point! dont walk ah!" and then sprinting off. haha alot of old uncles and hot babes overtook me also la. damn demoralising to see even non-competitive ppl overtaking u leh.
and why i run ahm dont get off ah?? and all my saturdays burnt for training at ecp and they dont repay me what is this!
haha anyway met nine for dinner just now! had dinner at ichiban boshi again and ate until full full haha to compensate for energy lost at ahm. was supposed to watch death race but kevin doesnt like bang bang shoot shoot shows so didnt watch it in the end. actually good thing also la im damn tired. i slept like a log on the bus home just now nearly missed my stop sia. confirm would have slept thru the movie hehe! yeah rong came later and we played saboteur. walao they all damn mean la say i builder or saboteur also no difference. and everytime first card come out is to block me. what is this>?!??! hahaha angstyyyy.
haha i just remembered me and sebas saw this 2 angmoh backpackers wearing lantern bottoms today!! hahaha hilarious! and they keep bitching bout me and training singlet wth??
nooo im gonna roc in like 5 days dammit. can i watch star wars on its opening day hehe before i fly.
wah ahm today really killed my legs. video killed the radio star! okay i told warrant ralph my target was 1:50 and he said if i could hit my target he would treat me breakfast. haha in the end come in 2:03. actually for the first 14km i was on target wan lor every km run 5min+ only. then after reach the 14km mark start to slow down cos of the marina barrage. wah the terrain damn hard to run. then after we came out of the barrage, at 17km i dunno why i totally died. really wanted to give up and walk wan but i didnt want to disappoint myself haha. like i always say, no kick! saw alot of ppl at the run today too! even senior gerald who erm ran alongside me for like 10 seconds before saying "see u at the end point! dont walk ah!" and then sprinting off. haha alot of old uncles and hot babes overtook me also la. damn demoralising to see even non-competitive ppl overtaking u leh.
and why i run ahm dont get off ah?? and all my saturdays burnt for training at ecp and they dont repay me what is this!
haha anyway met nine for dinner just now! had dinner at ichiban boshi again and ate until full full haha to compensate for energy lost at ahm. was supposed to watch death race but kevin doesnt like bang bang shoot shoot shows so didnt watch it in the end. actually good thing also la im damn tired. i slept like a log on the bus home just now nearly missed my stop sia. confirm would have slept thru the movie hehe! yeah rong came later and we played saboteur. walao they all damn mean la say i builder or saboteur also no difference. and everytime first card come out is to block me. what is this>?!??! hahaha angstyyyy.
haha i just remembered me and sebas saw this 2 angmoh backpackers wearing lantern bottoms today!! hahaha hilarious! and they keep bitching bout me and training singlet wth??
nooo im gonna roc in like 5 days dammit. can i watch star wars on its opening day hehe before i fly.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
-_-
ahm tmr arghhhh! gotta wake up at 330 am leh. hehe im free in the afternoon!
ok first we had party at sebas house on thursday. haha ordered macs n kevin ate the whole box of 20 mcnuggets! haha (just like that time he finished the whole chicken at fawn's house) and had cakes n candles and drinks! omg the drink was so strong i nearly died. my heart was gonna beat out of my chest la. haha this sounds so corny like a love song! okay anyway yeah they got me a nike singlet which is damn cool! i love it! heheh i wore it to run already, and its like damn light and TRANSPARENT haha it shows nppppnpnpnpnpnpnnp but thats not the point. now i got nice singlet, all i need is a NICE BODY to wear it haha :p and we heard weird sounds from outside sebas' house, from someone walking along the river i think. quite freaky lor! considering it was seventh month and kevin kept going "got some lady walking towards us!" and we saw a frog on the floor and our dear bimbos rong and peiyu wanted to capture a picture of it and they chased it and tried to corner it. then suddenly rong screamed AHHHHHHHHHHH cos it jumped at her. i think. hahahahahah!! bimbolobobolobolbol. actually i am scared of frogs too ha!
then yesterday i did something so stupid i swear i wanted to kick myself right there and then! i wanted to go swim. so i packed my stuff and took bus to toa payoh. and NO IT DID NOT SUDDENLY RAIN or anything. i went into the changing room, and realised, I DID NOT BRING MY SWIMMING TRUNKS!!! wth!!
hahaha getting more absent minded than ever.
and i passed my btt! no kick man. saw ong zong hao there taking his TP for second time hehehe :p booked ftt on 13 oct. hope it doesnt clash with anything!
then went to ecp with rong and peiyu. haha she was trying to find what hip hop jelly. okay but in the end didnt find. and they rented 2 bikes and were about to go off cycling, and i was putting on my running shoes and was gonna start to run, then suddenly there was a huge downpour. walao spoiler leh. so dash for cover at macs lor. then let them fiddle with my awesome nike+ ! haha peiyu thought it was a shoe.
oh ya when we reached there peiyu was hungry so she got a subway cookie. and she asked me why i dont bake cookies anymore ah? hahahahah! i miss baking too la then rong say im traumatized already after all the previous "failures". heh heh. soon i will be able to make cookies out of air ok NO FLOUR NO SUGAR NO BUTTER!
and then today met beho shawn tan austen and jasonlim. haha but austen and jason like wandered off on their own and nv came back! haha wonder what they were up to :p so me beho and shawn went funan to look for his halo 2. dont have, so went sim lim. and we met ARIF. haha that faggot working in one of the computer shops. he like the boss there sia. and all his co-workers are all indians i dunno y hahaha. he say wah we go army already look very MAN. yeah then finally beho found his game and i found my earphones. haha i hope it doesnt spoil again. argh.
yeah thats about what happened so far. hmm tmr maybe i need to collect my nike run race pack from clarke quay. or should i ask mum to collect for me on monday? ha. and i still dunno whether i should run with ipod tmr leh. i think i should do without it so can fully experience the run and see scenery (and hot gals). and also so the wires wont get caught in some random runner's hands or something hahaha. okay! time to sleep.
ok first we had party at sebas house on thursday. haha ordered macs n kevin ate the whole box of 20 mcnuggets! haha (just like that time he finished the whole chicken at fawn's house) and had cakes n candles and drinks! omg the drink was so strong i nearly died. my heart was gonna beat out of my chest la. haha this sounds so corny like a love song! okay anyway yeah they got me a nike singlet which is damn cool! i love it! heheh i wore it to run already, and its like damn light and TRANSPARENT haha it shows nppppnpnpnpnpnpnnp but thats not the point. now i got nice singlet, all i need is a NICE BODY to wear it haha :p and we heard weird sounds from outside sebas' house, from someone walking along the river i think. quite freaky lor! considering it was seventh month and kevin kept going "got some lady walking towards us!" and we saw a frog on the floor and our dear bimbos rong and peiyu wanted to capture a picture of it and they chased it and tried to corner it. then suddenly rong screamed AHHHHHHHHHHH cos it jumped at her. i think. hahahahahah!! bimbolobobolobolbol. actually i am scared of frogs too ha!
then yesterday i did something so stupid i swear i wanted to kick myself right there and then! i wanted to go swim. so i packed my stuff and took bus to toa payoh. and NO IT DID NOT SUDDENLY RAIN or anything. i went into the changing room, and realised, I DID NOT BRING MY SWIMMING TRUNKS!!! wth!!
hahaha getting more absent minded than ever.
and i passed my btt! no kick man. saw ong zong hao there taking his TP for second time hehehe :p booked ftt on 13 oct. hope it doesnt clash with anything!
then went to ecp with rong and peiyu. haha she was trying to find what hip hop jelly. okay but in the end didnt find. and they rented 2 bikes and were about to go off cycling, and i was putting on my running shoes and was gonna start to run, then suddenly there was a huge downpour. walao spoiler leh. so dash for cover at macs lor. then let them fiddle with my awesome nike+ ! haha peiyu thought it was a shoe.
oh ya when we reached there peiyu was hungry so she got a subway cookie. and she asked me why i dont bake cookies anymore ah? hahahahah! i miss baking too la then rong say im traumatized already after all the previous "failures". heh heh. soon i will be able to make cookies out of air ok NO FLOUR NO SUGAR NO BUTTER!
and then today met beho shawn tan austen and jasonlim. haha but austen and jason like wandered off on their own and nv came back! haha wonder what they were up to :p so me beho and shawn went funan to look for his halo 2. dont have, so went sim lim. and we met ARIF. haha that faggot working in one of the computer shops. he like the boss there sia. and all his co-workers are all indians i dunno y hahaha. he say wah we go army already look very MAN. yeah then finally beho found his game and i found my earphones. haha i hope it doesnt spoil again. argh.
yeah thats about what happened so far. hmm tmr maybe i need to collect my nike run race pack from clarke quay. or should i ask mum to collect for me on monday? ha. and i still dunno whether i should run with ipod tmr leh. i think i should do without it so can fully experience the run and see scenery (and hot gals). and also so the wires wont get caught in some random runner's hands or something hahaha. okay! time to sleep.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
today was a pretty busy day. the run in the morning nearly killed me! ha but at least got free team singlets and shorts yay!
went to take basic theory trial test. which was like so no kick. i dunno why i wasted my $10 to sign up for it ha. then went to play soccer with shawn tan they all. wah too tired to run already!
then had cell group at t3 cafe in potong pasir. quite a nice place like tea party like that. and discussed about peace and conflicts between guys and girls. haha lots of misunderstandings there!
then went to raffles city for dinner with family! at shokudo food bazaar. heh not bad place! the yakitori prawn and bacon and quail eggs is ultimate!
and my dad says he can run for me the nike race! wah i think he is damn fit sia. yesterday he just tried out running 10km in the park for the first time. and he said no kick! then today he tried to do another 10km some more. wah.
went to take basic theory trial test. which was like so no kick. i dunno why i wasted my $10 to sign up for it ha. then went to play soccer with shawn tan they all. wah too tired to run already!
then had cell group at t3 cafe in potong pasir. quite a nice place like tea party like that. and discussed about peace and conflicts between guys and girls. haha lots of misunderstandings there!
then went to raffles city for dinner with family! at shokudo food bazaar. heh not bad place! the yakitori prawn and bacon and quail eggs is ultimate!
and my dad says he can run for me the nike race! wah i think he is damn fit sia. yesterday he just tried out running 10km in the park for the first time. and he said no kick! then today he tried to do another 10km some more. wah.
Friday, August 15, 2008
UNGLAM
im freakin shag right now. my energy level is like below zero. dunno y after running the 17km this morning la must be. and yesterday in the sun. i think the skin on my back is gonna start peeling soon. could feel the abrasion as i walked home today carrying my backpack. but i did totally nothing the whole of today! after the run, i concussed on my bed all the way till 12 plus then i got up and changed and went down to take the shuttle bus to maju camp. for the e-prep roadshow and career fair. (career fair my ass, they just trying to make us sign on)
yesterday went to safra tampines for ati anniversary. walao i become a calefare la! i signed up for water captains ball but the organiser cancelled it due to lack of time! so i was just standing by the poolside for hours then suddenly they said "oh we gotta gather back at the staidum now" walaoeh. and our street soccer team kena pwned 5-0 i heard. never win a single match la so lao kui. see la who ask them so smart never invite the ahem STAR PLAYER to join the team :p haha i listen to them discuss their strategy everything also so funny. talk talk talk like pro sia.
then.. we went to surprise our perpetual swimming trunks gir - rong! HAHA! thanks to updated ppl that she ended lessons early or we would have kena jacked by going all the way to nus! ya la sebas everytime miss call me then he will claim that im wanking n never answer the phone. hahaha! peiyu is such a pro birthday organiser! except for one part: making the phone call. haha totally give herself away! and sebas also omg!! what the heck is "er i gotta meet u now urgently. gotta pass u something ermm ermm a parcel from fawn" HAHAHAH shit la me and peiyu were controlling our laughter. and rong was like on the verge of sleeping before sebas called can u believe it!! and peiyu wore her WEIRD LANTERN BOTTOMS omg the ultimate in fashion history!! but what happen to caps? i thought we were supposed to wear caps too haha in the end only me n sebas wore cap. and they ordered a cake from coffee bean with 2 candles. haha taste so weird with the icing on top. i think flourless cake better :p and while waiting for rong n kevin to arrive i was being tortured by the balloon tied to my chair which kept banging into my face cos of the strong wind from the fan. ALL IN ALL WE ALL HAD GREAT FUN wish i had pictures to put up haha the banner we made was damn funny and full of random doodling.
alright we are meeting again on sunday am i right?? or breakfast tmr? all day!! hhaha courtesy of kevin who is becoming more himbo by the minute.
yay im gonna run another 12km tmr morning at east coast! can kiss goodbye to my sexy legs already. haha but actuallly 12 doesnt sound so bad now that we've done 17. yay can listen to nike + ipod! and basic theory trial test tmr too! and cell in the afternoon. wow sounds like alot of things happening tmr yay exciting! or as peiyu would say, I EGGCITE! hahaha i think the whole of nine are all starting to behave n talk like each other.
alive in wild paint - forecasting
Fog keeps to this city
Like shame down on your sundays
How quickly you forget that it exists
Takes remnders that your best is always intercepted
By the skeptics to keep you where you are
Nowhere
In a loft above the station
Where the window wastes your patience
Away from all affection
Losing faith in a connection
You keep to his body
Like rain down on your sundays
How quickly he forgets that you exist
And he never comes alive
Quite the way you'd like
It keeps you where you are
And no one asks you down
And no one takes you out
Just waste all of your patience
In a loft above the station
Come down for me
yesterday went to safra tampines for ati anniversary. walao i become a calefare la! i signed up for water captains ball but the organiser cancelled it due to lack of time! so i was just standing by the poolside for hours then suddenly they said "oh we gotta gather back at the staidum now" walaoeh. and our street soccer team kena pwned 5-0 i heard. never win a single match la so lao kui. see la who ask them so smart never invite the ahem STAR PLAYER to join the team :p haha i listen to them discuss their strategy everything also so funny. talk talk talk like pro sia.
then.. we went to surprise our perpetual swimming trunks gir - rong! HAHA! thanks to updated ppl that she ended lessons early or we would have kena jacked by going all the way to nus! ya la sebas everytime miss call me then he will claim that im wanking n never answer the phone. hahaha! peiyu is such a pro birthday organiser! except for one part: making the phone call. haha totally give herself away! and sebas also omg!! what the heck is "er i gotta meet u now urgently. gotta pass u something ermm ermm a parcel from fawn" HAHAHAH shit la me and peiyu were controlling our laughter. and rong was like on the verge of sleeping before sebas called can u believe it!! and peiyu wore her WEIRD LANTERN BOTTOMS omg the ultimate in fashion history!! but what happen to caps? i thought we were supposed to wear caps too haha in the end only me n sebas wore cap. and they ordered a cake from coffee bean with 2 candles. haha taste so weird with the icing on top. i think flourless cake better :p and while waiting for rong n kevin to arrive i was being tortured by the balloon tied to my chair which kept banging into my face cos of the strong wind from the fan. ALL IN ALL WE ALL HAD GREAT FUN wish i had pictures to put up haha the banner we made was damn funny and full of random doodling.
alright we are meeting again on sunday am i right?? or breakfast tmr? all day!! hhaha courtesy of kevin who is becoming more himbo by the minute.
yay im gonna run another 12km tmr morning at east coast! can kiss goodbye to my sexy legs already. haha but actuallly 12 doesnt sound so bad now that we've done 17. yay can listen to nike + ipod! and basic theory trial test tmr too! and cell in the afternoon. wow sounds like alot of things happening tmr yay exciting! or as peiyu would say, I EGGCITE! hahaha i think the whole of nine are all starting to behave n talk like each other.
alive in wild paint - forecasting
Fog keeps to this city
Like shame down on your sundays
How quickly you forget that it exists
Takes remnders that your best is always intercepted
By the skeptics to keep you where you are
Nowhere
In a loft above the station
Where the window wastes your patience
Away from all affection
Losing faith in a connection
You keep to his body
Like rain down on your sundays
How quickly he forgets that you exist
And he never comes alive
Quite the way you'd like
It keeps you where you are
And no one asks you down
And no one takes you out
Just waste all of your patience
In a loft above the station
Come down for me
Sunday, August 10, 2008
spiritual mothers, chemical fathers
national day! i spend the whole day at home. what a loser eh. ok not the WHOLE day. i went out for a 5km run to test out my all new nike+! fabulous! the distance is damn accurate! and with this i can go explore new routes without calculating my distance n stuff. GREAT! can just run anywhere i feel like going n when i hit half my intended distance, just make a U-turn n head home.
anyway yesterday finally marked the end of my 2 week consecutive outfield! i reached home super shagged. and ended up falling asleep on the sofa. after i showered of course! wah the whole week was like sleep at 3am wake up at 530.
yay relax week ahead! cant wait for next episode of calefare and first class hahaha damn funny! got fiona xie too :p
anyway yesterday finally marked the end of my 2 week consecutive outfield! i reached home super shagged. and ended up falling asleep on the sofa. after i showered of course! wah the whole week was like sleep at 3am wake up at 530.
yay relax week ahead! cant wait for next episode of calefare and first class hahaha damn funny! got fiona xie too :p
Saturday, July 26, 2008
break the clocks
argh i just finished mopping the floor at home. i think im a pretty efficient maid eh! listening to my ipod while doing housework haha.
ha shit this morning i was supposed to wake up early to go east coast again but i think i pressed the snooze on my alarm as soon as it started ringing. i should get one of those alarms without snooze buttons! but then again, i would probably find those a nuisance sooner or later.
finally watched red cliff last night. haha i dont really understand the story and i thought the first part was pretty boring. i was relying on popcorn and peanuts to keep me awake haha! dark knight was so much better. in fact, it was awesome!! best superhero movie in a long time! haha i remember i used to think last time that batman was the most retarded superhero cos he didnt have any special abilities and he wears a costume that makes him look like he got 6-packs! hahahah! but ok now i think he is uber-cool precisely cos he doesnt have superpowers.
yes thanks kevin for booking tickets for us online! at great world city our favourite cinema! haha except that somebody just had to ask the popcorn lady whether she sold fish food omg!
met some s54 classmates last sunday too. and then we ate durian cheeeee againnnn. oh man im gonna stay away from that spiky fruit for at least the next 2 months!
oh yaaa the freakin combat shoot on monday didnt happen cos of the rain! walao there goes my $200.. i think i could have hit all targets 100% wan leh. heh heh.
i wanna go east coast!
and the world spins madly on.
ha shit this morning i was supposed to wake up early to go east coast again but i think i pressed the snooze on my alarm as soon as it started ringing. i should get one of those alarms without snooze buttons! but then again, i would probably find those a nuisance sooner or later.
finally watched red cliff last night. haha i dont really understand the story and i thought the first part was pretty boring. i was relying on popcorn and peanuts to keep me awake haha! dark knight was so much better. in fact, it was awesome!! best superhero movie in a long time! haha i remember i used to think last time that batman was the most retarded superhero cos he didnt have any special abilities and he wears a costume that makes him look like he got 6-packs! hahahah! but ok now i think he is uber-cool precisely cos he doesnt have superpowers.
yes thanks kevin for booking tickets for us online! at great world city our favourite cinema! haha except that somebody just had to ask the popcorn lady whether she sold fish food omg!
met some s54 classmates last sunday too. and then we ate durian cheeeee againnnn. oh man im gonna stay away from that spiky fruit for at least the next 2 months!
oh yaaa the freakin combat shoot on monday didnt happen cos of the rain! walao there goes my $200.. i think i could have hit all targets 100% wan leh. heh heh.
i wanna go east coast!
and the world spins madly on.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
fast food is killing me
hahaha i just went for durian feast with my family omg! the 5 of us finished 3 whole durians. argh so full now and i got durian breath.
oh yay got combat shoot on monday. if get marksman then can pocket an extra $200! but guess whos in my section. course comd... omg
oh yay got combat shoot on monday. if get marksman then can pocket an extra $200! but guess whos in my section. course comd... omg
Saturday, July 19, 2008
here's my excuse
oh what a boring dayyyy. lazed at home almost the whole day.
ok woke up super early to run at east coast. 16km in 1hr 29min woo i break my own record! but i was super sleepy n tired too. i totally konked out on the journey home.
i think im becoming more n more hooked on this whole running thing. hope its not a "in the moment" thing. haha now im planning on getting a new pair of nike + shoes! suddenly i like the idea of putting the nike + sensor in the shoe n tracking my progress. haha the advertisements make it look so cool i cant help it. that means im gonna spend big this month again! im eyeing either the nike free everyday or the nike zoom victory. haha nike fan!!

ok woke up super early to run at east coast. 16km in 1hr 29min woo i break my own record! but i was super sleepy n tired too. i totally konked out on the journey home.
i think im becoming more n more hooked on this whole running thing. hope its not a "in the moment" thing. haha now im planning on getting a new pair of nike + shoes! suddenly i like the idea of putting the nike + sensor in the shoe n tracking my progress. haha the advertisements make it look so cool i cant help it. that means im gonna spend big this month again! im eyeing either the nike free everyday or the nike zoom victory. haha nike fan!!


the nike victory plus

the nike free everyday +
Friday, July 18, 2008
my day late friend
haha today is quite retarded. i sms-ed wrong person arghhh! benny 7 more days to bookout!
been a busy week in camp. haha was pretty stressed out cos of lots of stuff. the bosses only know how to make use of their subordinates to do their shit work. and i think i blew my top at the trainees too. cos they always turn on hydraulics without revving the engine! okay i think probably only sebas understands this haha but he wouldnt read this anyway. he doesnt even come online anymore haha! anyway just in one day we had to slave start 4 tanks just because the battery voltage too low to start engine! they simply dont have the habit la, which made us instructors really pissed. and even the most basic thing like turning off the master switch when dismounting, they also can forget. its like leaving your car headlights on when u park ur car and go gai gai for 2 hours and come back later and cannot start engine. haha so retarded right i dunno how they can forget!
and i took today off! just to go kevin's party at dxo last night! hahaha good thing i did, cos i definitely would not have been able to book in by 2359.
met them last night, supposed to meet at 930 but i reached super late haha. i left camp at 730 i swear! and i took 2 hours just to reach home! then i quickly dumped my bag and put on contact lens n put some wax on my hair and cabbed there. and reached after 10. ahhh so had to pay full price ah. walao not fair why girls go in for free sia. i shouldnt have went for sex-change when i was young then i would have free drinks too!! hahaha =x
i think it was my 2nd time clubbing with nine haha. first time was mambo hahahaha and sebas went craaaazy i still remember! but dunno why this time felt so different from the last. why ah? maybe cos the place wasnt too packed? or maybe cos i managed to survive all the drinks sebas kept getting for me hahaha! that must be it!
but the place got alot of weird ppl hahaha! straight away when we went in, we saw 2 queer guys playing hand games at one corner haha! and got alot of random guys keep dancing up to peiyu n rong our 2 pretty galssxzz ha ha. oh ya got australian boy and his australian pickup line haha i dunno what also.
peiyu says benny must join us go club next time! hahaha we can be the barbie doll boys! then can "im a barbie girl in a barbie worldddd" omg retarded okay random no-link
hmm ya jason called last night too! and i remember i missed my bus stop when i was answering his call. ya that was when i was on the way home from camp. so that contributed to me being late haha :p yayyyy christmas partehhhh!! yes must check air tickets. eh jason must join the nike human race in london ok!
anddd k_____ is back!
and i just visited fiona xie's blog haha got one entry she said she has a stalker. rong says she's probably referring to me haha.
i gotta go east coast for run again tmr. i think should be 16km. no kick! but damn i havent bought the ipod sports armband. then got cell group in the afternoon. sunday im meeting j1 1st 3 months classmates haha so random. oh kay.
i wanna watch the bank job and the duck night and redcliff!
If you need a friend,
don't look to a stranger,
You know in the end,
I'll always be there.
And when you're in doubt,
and when you're in danger,
Take a look all around,
and I'll be there.
been a busy week in camp. haha was pretty stressed out cos of lots of stuff. the bosses only know how to make use of their subordinates to do their shit work. and i think i blew my top at the trainees too. cos they always turn on hydraulics without revving the engine! okay i think probably only sebas understands this haha but he wouldnt read this anyway. he doesnt even come online anymore haha! anyway just in one day we had to slave start 4 tanks just because the battery voltage too low to start engine! they simply dont have the habit la, which made us instructors really pissed. and even the most basic thing like turning off the master switch when dismounting, they also can forget. its like leaving your car headlights on when u park ur car and go gai gai for 2 hours and come back later and cannot start engine. haha so retarded right i dunno how they can forget!
and i took today off! just to go kevin's party at dxo last night! hahaha good thing i did, cos i definitely would not have been able to book in by 2359.
met them last night, supposed to meet at 930 but i reached super late haha. i left camp at 730 i swear! and i took 2 hours just to reach home! then i quickly dumped my bag and put on contact lens n put some wax on my hair and cabbed there. and reached after 10. ahhh so had to pay full price ah. walao not fair why girls go in for free sia. i shouldnt have went for sex-change when i was young then i would have free drinks too!! hahaha =x
i think it was my 2nd time clubbing with nine haha. first time was mambo hahahaha and sebas went craaaazy i still remember! but dunno why this time felt so different from the last. why ah? maybe cos the place wasnt too packed? or maybe cos i managed to survive all the drinks sebas kept getting for me hahaha! that must be it!
but the place got alot of weird ppl hahaha! straight away when we went in, we saw 2 queer guys playing hand games at one corner haha! and got alot of random guys keep dancing up to peiyu n rong our 2 pretty galssxzz ha ha. oh ya got australian boy and his australian pickup line haha i dunno what also.
peiyu says benny must join us go club next time! hahaha we can be the barbie doll boys! then can "im a barbie girl in a barbie worldddd" omg retarded okay random no-link
hmm ya jason called last night too! and i remember i missed my bus stop when i was answering his call. ya that was when i was on the way home from camp. so that contributed to me being late haha :p yayyyy christmas partehhhh!! yes must check air tickets. eh jason must join the nike human race in london ok!
anddd k_____ is back!
and i just visited fiona xie's blog haha got one entry she said she has a stalker. rong says she's probably referring to me haha.
i gotta go east coast for run again tmr. i think should be 16km. no kick! but damn i havent bought the ipod sports armband. then got cell group in the afternoon. sunday im meeting j1 1st 3 months classmates haha so random. oh kay.
i wanna watch the bank job and the duck night and redcliff!
If you need a friend,
don't look to a stranger,
You know in the end,
I'll always be there.
And when you're in doubt,
and when you're in danger,
Take a look all around,
and I'll be there.
maybe, it's maybelline
urhhh sleepless night again. ive been awake since reaching home from dxo with nine. haha of course i showered la. but just cant get to sleep leh i think its the freakin red bull vodka THANKS SEBASSSSSSSS.
FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN NFUFN UNF FNU hwee
FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN NFUFN UNF FNU hwee
Saturday, July 12, 2008
sweeet
i hope benny's doing fine now.
oh man last week i was on tv!! and i didnt see it! i doubt anyone saw it also. only weird ppl who watch the news on channel 5 at 930 would have seen it. haha dumb shits.
yay last night i met kevin rong and sebas. went to sebas house there. haha we were story telling but of course i got no story to tell duh. played bridge n drank ORANGE JUICE and ate lindt chocolates n marshmallows and spied at ppl in the pool! hahaha thanks rong for the AWESOME i-spy device! and sebas for the HOLEY MOLEY tshirt hahahaha so coool!
oh man last week i was on tv!! and i didnt see it! i doubt anyone saw it also. only weird ppl who watch the news on channel 5 at 930 would have seen it. haha dumb shits.
yay last night i met kevin rong and sebas. went to sebas house there. haha we were story telling but of course i got no story to tell duh. played bridge n drank ORANGE JUICE and ate lindt chocolates n marshmallows and spied at ppl in the pool! hahaha thanks rong for the AWESOME i-spy device! and sebas for the HOLEY MOLEY tshirt hahahaha so coool!
Sunday, July 06, 2008
milk run
went for the milk run today. 9.4km in 48min ha ha. met staff tong leh there hahha he said if i lose to him he will eat me up! (he always call me scallop mah) then i met kenneth yoong, jon long and peng yan there too. the run was damn fun! it was along the singapore river, clarke quay there. start from river valley pri there then run along the river to near the victoria concert hall there i think then made a few loops. run past all the clarke quay clubs n pubs there including hooters. staff tong leh damn funny he said he see the hooters girl wear short shorts then he wolf whistle and quickly run away!!
nine outing next week okay!!
should i take off on tues and wed? hmm its gonna be the last 2 days i can clear my off before crew phase starts. the next time i can take off will prob be mid august onwards. arghhh i think i should just keep the off first eh if not must book in and out so mar fan.
nine outing next week okay!!
should i take off on tues and wed? hmm its gonna be the last 2 days i can clear my off before crew phase starts. the next time i can take off will prob be mid august onwards. arghhh i think i should just keep the off first eh if not must book in and out so mar fan.
enjoy civilian life!
ran 15km up and down east coast today in 1hr 30 min. errr i think thats quite slow eh the pti expected us to do 1hr 15. what the heck man i think this is the furthest ive run before! then beho and gang were playing soccer at kolam ayer and i wanted to go but was too shag to even walk after the east coast run!
so ended up meeting beho, shawntan, chris teo, tin an and stanley for dinner. then after that we went to play BRIDGE! haha just like sec sch days, playing bridge under the table!! this time we went all the way to outside the esplanade library and played there. then got once suddenly the lift door opened and 2 security guards walked out, and towards us. we thought we were screwed. then one of them said "no money involved right?" we nodded, and he walked away. hahahaha! beho damn funny he said the guard also damn stupid. even if got money involved, who will be so stupid and own up??
so ended up meeting beho, shawntan, chris teo, tin an and stanley for dinner. then after that we went to play BRIDGE! haha just like sec sch days, playing bridge under the table!! this time we went all the way to outside the esplanade library and played there. then got once suddenly the lift door opened and 2 security guards walked out, and towards us. we thought we were screwed. then one of them said "no money involved right?" we nodded, and he walked away. hahahaha! beho damn funny he said the guard also damn stupid. even if got money involved, who will be so stupid and own up??
Sunday, June 29, 2008
yuckytori
yay went out with sebas and peiyu today!! haha at first was a hot date with sebas cos piu was lateeeeee. and i spent ALOT today!! got tshirts from all my favourite shops omg. then we went to eat yakitori yayyayay!
haaaa beho and benny only got 9 more days to army!!!
and we met charmaine today haha so random. and i thought i was hallucinating alot today. since church time in the morning i kept hearing ppl calling me.
ahhaa and at pull n bear we saw this damn funny belt it has a design of a measuring tape on it! so if u wear it, ppl will instantly know ur waist size hahahah i thought we could give k_____ for his birthday! :p
haaaa beho and benny only got 9 more days to army!!!
and we met charmaine today haha so random. and i thought i was hallucinating alot today. since church time in the morning i kept hearing ppl calling me.
ahhaa and at pull n bear we saw this damn funny belt it has a design of a measuring tape on it! so if u wear it, ppl will instantly know ur waist size hahahah i thought we could give k_____ for his birthday! :p
Saturday, June 28, 2008
get some sleep
arghhh im soo black now and my skin is peeling!! PEEL FRESH: any fresher, you'll have to peel it yourself. but i still wanna go for east coast park run! i think its fun!
heloooo where are the ninerssss!!! i miss the ghey tea party boggle and taboo sessions hehehe!
should i go china for 3 months? sounds exciting but 3 months is pretty long..
ANYWAY, i suddenly feel like i need to spend money again hahaha. why ah? arghh need retail therapy! then i can be a therapist (the-rapist)! yay! hahaha.
21 is a pretty good show too! caught it with benny today. okay he keeps saying kate bosworth is hot but i beg to differ haha. and her haircut is retarded! i like liv tyler hehehe :p
hahah and benny dreamt of bikini babes HAHAHAHA!! and today play pool he damn tyco lehhh heh heh must be bikini power.
and WHAT THE HECK my mum is becoming increasingly suspicious of me. i hate it when suspicious ppl keep questioning me about every single thing i do. and i just choose to keep remain silent and not answer her. and she keeps accusing me of what not communicating with the family and what shit. seriously, this is never gonna be communication if you're gonna just shoot millions of questions at me. and omg even right now she is walking up and down the stairs for no reason, i think its like the 5th time the past minute, just to see what im doing on the computer! (my comp is located just beside the staircase) and i swear im not being paranoid or anything! argh this is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like a retarded small boy now. yay
heloooo where are the ninerssss!!! i miss the ghey tea party boggle and taboo sessions hehehe!
should i go china for 3 months? sounds exciting but 3 months is pretty long..
ANYWAY, i suddenly feel like i need to spend money again hahaha. why ah? arghh need retail therapy! then i can be a therapist (the-rapist)! yay! hahaha.
21 is a pretty good show too! caught it with benny today. okay he keeps saying kate bosworth is hot but i beg to differ haha. and her haircut is retarded! i like liv tyler hehehe :p
hahah and benny dreamt of bikini babes HAHAHAHA!! and today play pool he damn tyco lehhh heh heh must be bikini power.
and WHAT THE HECK my mum is becoming increasingly suspicious of me. i hate it when suspicious ppl keep questioning me about every single thing i do. and i just choose to keep remain silent and not answer her. and she keeps accusing me of what not communicating with the family and what shit. seriously, this is never gonna be communication if you're gonna just shoot millions of questions at me. and omg even right now she is walking up and down the stairs for no reason, i think its like the 5th time the past minute, just to see what im doing on the computer! (my comp is located just beside the staircase) and i swear im not being paranoid or anything! argh this is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like a retarded small boy now. yay
Friday, June 27, 2008
O-O-M-P-H
OFF!
nope im not advertising for the insect repellent. hahaha it sucks anyway. im on off today! ok that doesnt make sense. on/off? argh retarded.
whole week of coc parade rehearsals made me chao ta black. with zorro tanline hehehe! and i got hip abrasion also la. nonono i dont mean its hip or happening to have abrasion, i mean abrasion on the hip bone! omg too much lamenesssssss.
ok lets gogogo! first thing - swim!
nope im not advertising for the insect repellent. hahaha it sucks anyway. im on off today! ok that doesnt make sense. on/off? argh retarded.
whole week of coc parade rehearsals made me chao ta black. with zorro tanline hehehe! and i got hip abrasion also la. nonono i dont mean its hip or happening to have abrasion, i mean abrasion on the hip bone! omg too much lamenesssssss.
ok lets gogogo! first thing - swim!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
DISCO DISCO
i'm an upstart bound to cross you
i'm the hypocrite by your side
she won't forget
and i won't forget
pin prick to the heart
can it go
i meant every spark
we went to play lan and watch movie. first time or one of the first few times playing with kevin n sebas n benny together! kevin took funny pictures of his guy squatting on the toilet bowl when we were playing cs haha! and mario partyyy hahaha kevin is damn pro at this kinda weird games.
YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN is damn hilarious!!! haha wish i could talk with the israeli accent man then can pick up girls :p
after that i went back to amara. yes folks im having a holiday in singapore omg. so retarded!
jason called last night mannnn. just back from germany eh i bet it was ahem excitingggg hehehe :p yes and i updated him too on whats been happening. like benny going out with nine hahahaha and everyone going on holiday overseas. and yes my sad life :( and as usual he sent his regards to my family. i added: my queer/weird family. thats why i also end up liddat.
still blind.
so when i see you next we'll make the most of it
i'm the hypocrite by your side
she won't forget
and i won't forget
pin prick to the heart
can it go
i meant every spark
we went to play lan and watch movie. first time or one of the first few times playing with kevin n sebas n benny together! kevin took funny pictures of his guy squatting on the toilet bowl when we were playing cs haha! and mario partyyy hahaha kevin is damn pro at this kinda weird games.
YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN is damn hilarious!!! haha wish i could talk with the israeli accent man then can pick up girls :p
after that i went back to amara. yes folks im having a holiday in singapore omg. so retarded!
jason called last night mannnn. just back from germany eh i bet it was ahem excitingggg hehehe :p yes and i updated him too on whats been happening. like benny going out with nine hahahaha and everyone going on holiday overseas. and yes my sad life :( and as usual he sent his regards to my family. i added: my queer/weird family. thats why i also end up liddat.
still blind.
so when i see you next we'll make the most of it
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
dispear despair
i spent today on a hot date!!! a hot date with.. myself! the whole freakin entire day! okay but it was not bad. cos i had like a long list of things i told myself i had to do when im free and today was like THE DAY to clear the to-do list. haha i even walked from bugis to marina just to look for shoes! okay anyway the asics shoes i wanted are not out in singapore yet what a faggot. and the previous model costs $240+ i think! errr ok i gotta save money and i wanna buy digital camera too. can bring for next taiwan trip hehe. see ya! yay i think this fri after book out il be going back to stay at the amara. ahahah amar. eww/
Sunday, June 01, 2008
whoopeedo!
sex and the city was good! hehe got alot of sex scenes though, duh can tell from the name. and nowadays im becoming more and more punctual okay! haha last time i was always the last to arrive. but i still havent done what i wanna do, which is buy running shoes! maybe tmr lor. i dont even know what am i gonna do tmr. err yeah go book a basic theory test. then go swimming probably. yay! walao my parents book a 1 week stay in amara hotel but it only starts tmr night! what a toot.
save me from me
an eventful (stressful) week in camp! being the signal/optics 2ic sucks big time. especially when the main ic is away on course. i gotta take over all the shit job. took them to draw the signal sets and optical devices on monday. and i alone had to oversee everything! its freakin alot of responsibility leh! by right its my duty to check through every single piece of equipment i take over before i sign on the dotted line. but its really too many things to check through! and some more got other ppl waiting behind me leh. and the stuff im dealing with is worth like millions of dollars. walaoeh if anything damaged then how? i sign on ah? and the guy handing over to me damn sly la. never issue me a certain pouch. then when i found out when i brought everything back to our store, its too late liao. cos i already sign on the freakin voucher. i called him, and he said he remembered issuing to me. walao trying to smoke me leh. what to do, 2sg only mah. lucky my warrant help me settle the thing hehe! see its all about freakin rank.
but worse things happened! i distributed a signal set and an antenna to each tank ic and asked them to lock everything up inside their tank. then a few days later, some bugger trainee suddenly come and tell me he dont have antenna in his tank!! which means, 1 of my antennas went missing! walao i was damn worried!! in my mind i was cursing and swearing the freakin retarded trainees who dunno how to look after their equipment. why they mount the antenna already then never keep after use!! wah that night i was damn stressed seriously. i thought thats it already la can sign 7 extras already. or maybe worse kena charged. then i thought back, on the day i issued the antennas, we had signal lesson. and got 2 landrovers present. so i tried calling the 2 drivers on that day. and one of them is gay zheng cai hahahaha! the one we used to call olinda in jc. and thank GOD he replied saying that got one set of antenna left on his rover that day. PHEW.
wah but actually the new trainees very guai compared to previous poly batch. the jc kids ah, really follow orders word for word lor. dont test the system wan. LOL i just remembered got one time during the introduction to tank servicing n maintenance, the instructor called them over to a tank to take a look at how to do track tensioning. then after the demonstration finish, he said "what u all waiting for? see finish already sit down la" then got some idiots really go and sit down on the floor just beside the tank!! hahahahah actually what the instructor meant was to go back to the benches and sit la!!
ervin and erbert left for brunei this morning and i was supposed to send them off but i overslept! haha.
last night at tea party was fun! benny and jaslyn came too. i met benny pretty much earlier than the rest cos sebas wanted to wait for his parents to come home so he could cope their car! haha so me n benny went to tea party first cos he said he was hungry n thirsty. and we played chess and checkers first. hahaha i won both! pro-ness ok hehe. OKAY actually it was tyco win la :p and he taught me how to play SNAP 13. damn fun!! then later the rest came and we played scrabble! hahaha my first time playing leh. and peiyu also first time i think. and we team up together. hahahaha dark horse okay! dont think racist hahaha. she kept wanting to steal the word HALT and add an ER to make it HALTER. so sly! and i tried to be retarded by covering the TRIPLE WORD SCORE box with the green ali baba bag containing all the letters :pppppp and after that, we taught them SNAP 13 and played till we went crazy!! peiyu's sweaty palms was of course to her advantage needless to say lol. played until damn shagged la. oh ya she made sushi! hahaha no need to add water to the rice! but it was nice! i reached home at 215am. and fell asleep without showering. on the sofa. half naked i think. hahahahah!
AND my mum is damn queeeer!! oh myyyyyyy. remember the past few weeks when i come home late after tea party or whatever on fri nights, she will ask me where i go, and DO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?? and this time it was an even more queer question! cos she suddenly saw 2 boxes of condoms i put in front of the mirror where i usually do my hair. but i dont understand why no only then she noticed it lol. cos its been there since i came back from taiwan!! its the army issue one la. hahaha. then she thought i just bought it for myself, so she asked me where i got it from. SHE SUSPECTED THAT IVE BEEN SCREWING SOME GIRL OR PROSTITUTE OR I DUNNO WHAT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER I BOOK OUT!!! O M G!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! arghhhh
anyway church today was good! learnt bout what a good marriage is all about. and what about finding the right partner n stuff hahaha. i think im a pretty good catch waddddddddddd lol. and SOMEONE made my day today hahahahahha wink wink benny :p
SEX (with condoms?) and the city tmr?? hahaha
but worse things happened! i distributed a signal set and an antenna to each tank ic and asked them to lock everything up inside their tank. then a few days later, some bugger trainee suddenly come and tell me he dont have antenna in his tank!! which means, 1 of my antennas went missing! walao i was damn worried!! in my mind i was cursing and swearing the freakin retarded trainees who dunno how to look after their equipment. why they mount the antenna already then never keep after use!! wah that night i was damn stressed seriously. i thought thats it already la can sign 7 extras already. or maybe worse kena charged. then i thought back, on the day i issued the antennas, we had signal lesson. and got 2 landrovers present. so i tried calling the 2 drivers on that day. and one of them is gay zheng cai hahahaha! the one we used to call olinda in jc. and thank GOD he replied saying that got one set of antenna left on his rover that day. PHEW.
wah but actually the new trainees very guai compared to previous poly batch. the jc kids ah, really follow orders word for word lor. dont test the system wan. LOL i just remembered got one time during the introduction to tank servicing n maintenance, the instructor called them over to a tank to take a look at how to do track tensioning. then after the demonstration finish, he said "what u all waiting for? see finish already sit down la" then got some idiots really go and sit down on the floor just beside the tank!! hahahahah actually what the instructor meant was to go back to the benches and sit la!!
ervin and erbert left for brunei this morning and i was supposed to send them off but i overslept! haha.
last night at tea party was fun! benny and jaslyn came too. i met benny pretty much earlier than the rest cos sebas wanted to wait for his parents to come home so he could cope their car! haha so me n benny went to tea party first cos he said he was hungry n thirsty. and we played chess and checkers first. hahaha i won both! pro-ness ok hehe. OKAY actually it was tyco win la :p and he taught me how to play SNAP 13. damn fun!! then later the rest came and we played scrabble! hahaha my first time playing leh. and peiyu also first time i think. and we team up together. hahahaha dark horse okay! dont think racist hahaha. she kept wanting to steal the word HALT and add an ER to make it HALTER. so sly! and i tried to be retarded by covering the TRIPLE WORD SCORE box with the green ali baba bag containing all the letters :pppppp and after that, we taught them SNAP 13 and played till we went crazy!! peiyu's sweaty palms was of course to her advantage needless to say lol. played until damn shagged la. oh ya she made sushi! hahaha no need to add water to the rice! but it was nice! i reached home at 215am. and fell asleep without showering. on the sofa. half naked i think. hahahahah!
AND my mum is damn queeeer!! oh myyyyyyy. remember the past few weeks when i come home late after tea party or whatever on fri nights, she will ask me where i go, and DO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?? and this time it was an even more queer question! cos she suddenly saw 2 boxes of condoms i put in front of the mirror where i usually do my hair. but i dont understand why no only then she noticed it lol. cos its been there since i came back from taiwan!! its the army issue one la. hahaha. then she thought i just bought it for myself, so she asked me where i got it from. SHE SUSPECTED THAT IVE BEEN SCREWING SOME GIRL OR PROSTITUTE OR I DUNNO WHAT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER I BOOK OUT!!! O M G!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! arghhhh
anyway church today was good! learnt bout what a good marriage is all about. and what about finding the right partner n stuff hahaha. i think im a pretty good catch waddddddddddd lol. and SOMEONE made my day today hahahahahha wink wink benny :p
SEX (with condoms?) and the city tmr?? hahaha
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