Tuesday, February 20, 2007

oh God please dont tell me that this has been in vain

alright! the past few days have been great! spent the majority of the time with my family in malaysia. ate LOTS and LOTS of new yr goodies. and i finally got to keep my ringgit angpaos!

met up with rong peiyu kevin kanesh and sebas on the night i booked out! for a veryyyy short while only tho. i reached there late for a 10pm show EPIC MOVIE. heh. bad show. i would have given it negative rating man. the first few jokes were ok, then it got lamer and lamer. after the show ended i was like YAY. went to yoshi to sit around for awhile before everyone left.

ok i think i shall blog a little bout field camp! ok firstly the combat rations food is pretty edible leh! and they got all kinds of exotic names for the food like oregano chicken pasta, chicken pongtay rice, glutinous rice with rendang chicken.. not as disgusting as ppl made them out to be la! eat already wont vomit wan la. and got dessert some more! i love the green bean with coconut milk!

ok erm sleeping conditions? got to sleep in bashas for the 1st 2 nights. didnt really like bashas cos its so cramped inside. and my basha was ontop of this rocky area so it hurt my back when i slept haha! the next 2 nights were on groundsheet without shelter. i think its the best la! no cramped feeling and not stuffy and can see the stars also! haha yes so exciting we spent valentines day like that!! with my buddy lying on the groundsheet looking at stars omg so ghey!! yes and on the last night we had to dig a hole, sort of like a coffin. deep enough such that the body is completely below ground level. digging that thing took half a day la!

hope i dont get confined! cos there was once i left my rifle unattended when i went to throw rubbish. then the turban sergeant guy noticed. argh i cant believe i was so careless la basket!

anyway happy chinese new yr to all!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

CHICKEN PONGTAY RICE BABYYYYY

shittttt i just blogged alot of crap and was feeling damn high then i accidentally deleted everything. walao spoiler sia. gd nite. sorry you.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

field camp!

had a really SHORT weekend! it just flew by like that! wont be booking out next week too cos i'll be having field camp. so only coming out on chinese new yr weekend! and prob wont get much time to meetup u guys cos i'll be going malaysia from 17 to 19 feb i think. hmm hope i survive the next 2 weeks!

attended benny's church service yesterday. was great! the message was about perspectives haha. and the bible passage was about caleb and joshua. went for late late late night movie with benny after that. blood diamond is a gd show! but was too tired and fell asleep a bit during the show. quite sad, esp about how they train kids to kill and stuff. by the time i reached home, was 3 plus already. slept at 4 and woke up this morning at 7.50 to rong's phonecall. ahhh super sleep deprived! met her fawn and sebas at serene macs for breakfast. this weekend ive been eating non stop fast food! last night had long johns, plus macs this morn, and kfc for lunch! yea we all went to fawn's church after breakfast. nice going back to the sch building eh! and then went ps for lunch at kfc. how to not get fat like that!! got a new cap though!

aiya ive gained more than 2kg since enlisting leh. how come ah?!?! ppl lose weight but im opposite. walao!

gtg now! booking in at 2045. sigh. 2 more weeks ppl. feeling super sad now. missing u guys already! and pls pray my field camp goes smoothly, like no rain and stuff. and that i wont get sick. and have a safe trip back fawn!! haha macdonalds shirt!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

things to think about

one of the best days in my life! thanks benny for all the encouragement and everything! yea its time to change the way i see things. no more aimlessness and time for more purposefulness! not gonna settle for just being ordinary too. alright! looking back, i wouldnt have had this meaningful talk if blood diamond wasnt sold out, or if rong wasnt working! hahaha and i dont believe its just coincidence. its God trying to get me back on path i believe! off to bed now!

hahaha are those freckles real??

Saturday, January 27, 2007

little things that count

not in a pretty high mood now. kinda wasted the better part of today at home. i dunno how im gonna survive the next week in camp! the thought is killing me. and still have homework to do?!?! they want us to write reflections on our 1st 2 weeks in army and do appraisals for the commanders as well. and gotta get digital photos printed. arghhh wish i could rewind time!

so impossible

the past 2 weeks seeemed like eternity!! im sooo glad to have this weekend to catch up with friends and family man! i seriously never thought i was capable of missing my friends and even for that matter, my family, this much. after the 1st week i was already dying. i think going to army made me treasure friends and family much much more. sheeesh sounds so cliche right. i dunno how im gonna go back there on sunday man.

a rough timetable in the army is wakeup at 0530, then go for breakfast. after that will be area cleaning. and the first lesson usually starts after 730. sometimes there will be some free time after lunch as well, around 12 to 1.30pm. if theres nothing on at night, then theres usually free time as well from about 9 to 1030 la. lights out at 1030. everyday the same thing. so monotonous la.

anyway for physical training we usually have things like AGR, 30:60, or strength training. agr is just like 20-30min of continuous running. 30:60 is like 30sec sprint, then 60min of slow jog, many sets.

but what i hate most is the obstacle course la dammit. actually i hate anything that involves wearing the helmet!

ohhh about my bunk (they call it section in the army)! heard that my section is the only one in the whole company that has non-jc students! 6 out of the 13 in my section in fact! some are like 4 years older than me some more. and got another guy in my section studied in australia before coming back to serve ns so he got angmoh accent. and the instructors call him mr australia. then there are these 2 guys with tattoos also. one guy with a tiger and one with a skeleton. and they are called TIGER and GOTHIC respectively haha! oh ya my platoon instructors all quite nice one la. got 1 turban guy some more. but thats for now la. heard that everythings gonna be alot tougher after the 2nd book in. dammit. anw pretty tired now. just went out with sebas rong fawn for movie, the illusionist. it sucks! but nice meeting everyone! haiya i think i grew fatter la. the food they serve in the army is like double my usual servings la. and met kevin just now also for awhile. hahaha i think his shaved head not bad eh! funky! and i also wanna give tuition to sec 3 bimbos leh hahahah! future paris hiltons.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

LEB IS GONE :(:(:(:(:(

LEBBY IS GONE, HE IS GONE!! NOOOOOOOOO.
I LUBLUBLUB LEBBY xD

Thursday, January 11, 2007

the last goodnight.

omg last chance at blogging before going army! didnt expect packing my stuff to take so long. im screwed if i dont get enough sleep.. but cant resist this last minute blogging effort to note down all exciting stuff over the past 2 days! in brief of course. not BRIEFS. ahha ok lame.

haha met up with kanesh sebas fawn rong peiyu at holland yesterday! after a really long time planning. haha. it was crazy man. first me kanesh and fawn ate at chachacha's. some mexican food. then went to indochine for drinks. then went breko, for more finger food! haha it was like eat drink eat. oh yea that afternoon also i met uncle kc. was kinda like a catch up session and preparing me mentally for ns.

ok today! wanted to swim in the morn but it just had to start drizzling as i was about to leave the house! but decided to heck the rain and go anyway. and todays plan was kinda messy and hazy. didnt really follow the original plan sorry guys! but blessings in disguise! cos when i reached tp swimming complex, i went in and swam for only 15 min before some idiot brought the vacuum cleaner thingy into the pool and started cleaning the pool. then some lifeguard dragged a sign to the front of the pool "cleaning in progress please use other pool" omg. jacked! but didnt bother to wait la. but just nice lucky the guy started cleaning at that time! or i wouldnt have been able to meet charm for awhile! hahaha she was so shocked with my hair and specs and everything. i look like a little china boy omg! haha badddd hair la. and mc cafe iced coffee is NOT good. after that went down to minds cafe at clarke quay with karthi shawntan stanley austen. benho and benny came later. haha had lots of fun there!! it was wayyyy crazy. my first time there man. but prob wont be able to go there much more. yea. its a nice cafe with lots of board games. kinda like our old student centre but wayyyy much more updated games and a larger variety. we started with a super draggy game of carrom. then moved on to adversity. haha some retarded game bout advertisements and slogans. but was damn funny cos the slogans were like "put a smile on his prostate" or "some like it big, some like it small" and the categories for the slogans were like g-string, peanut butter, vaseline, hotdogs, ding dongs, etc. super random and funny! played jenga with truth or dare too! and charades. omg there was this one super funny incident! i picked a card with category "in the army" and the phrase they had to guess was "clean the gun" and i had to use a cylindrical sponge thingy as a prop. so i did the hand action like moving my hand up and down the cylinder with a tissue paper la! i mean its supposed to be like polishing the gun barrel with a cloth what!! but those sickos straight away guess wanking!?!?! omg hahahha so funny. and there was this retarded game where we had to draw anything we interpreted from a topic. within like 1 min. hahaha can see that we all guys cant draw for nuts. karthi was damn funny for one time!! the topic was "sheep" but he saw it as "sleeeeep". so while we all drew the animal sheep or something, he drew 2 lovers in bed hanky pankying hahahaha!! of course he was voted the wierdest artist.

after minds cafe i went to meet family for dinner in the end at bugis fishnco. hahah wanted to go for 2nd round at crispy prata place but was too full after dinner already. oh welllll what a day!! gotta sign off now.

take care ppl! i know u all will miss me lots :p

but seriously, im gonna miss u all man. i really look forward to the 27th! thats the day i SHOULD be out. yeah! take care! i will keep in contact with u all with my ahem trusty nokia 6100!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

stand up, stand up for s______. my chicken ass backside la

teachers visiting day + pekkkkking duck + kolam ayer + jalan kayu is too much!! exciting and enjoying life seriously! but damn. it just makes the thought harder to bear. limiting my free days to just half the weekends? shit la im really gonna miss my life. omg this is soo depressing. even more when i realise its only 2 days away. i think this might actually be how jason felt just before leaving singapore. argh i feel the pain man brudddda. and i get "bonus" 2 days stay in "beach resort" (quote mdm lee) also since i enlist on a thursday, and am only gonna be let out on a saturday. so its actually 2 weeks + 2 days confinement, while those who go in on a saturday get only 2 full weeks. ok i shall stop whining about this stupid depressing sstuff alright.

ok we were SUPPOSED to meet this morn at macs at 10. ahha i was supposed to be on time wan leh i woke up before 9! but like always, somehow rong reach the expressway busstop first miraculously. i think i can count with the fingers on 1 hand how many times i reach first hahahah! by the time we reached macs already 45 min late i think. sorry my bad :p

so me peiyu fawn rong kevin walked to school first. (cos sebas was still sleeeeeping) met most of the teachers. mdm lee was really funny! say i cut hair so early kay kiang ah. and all the teachers like got standard questions one leh. "caleb, sebas hows army?" and for the girls, "got a job yet?" and for kevin "when u going in ah?" and seriously, shaving ur head makes a great conversation starter HAHA!

had lunch at crystal jade holland v. cos we were planning to go movie marathoning at rongs house after that! and also we wanted a goooood lunch. must enjoy life mah! peking duck was great! first time i ate the crystal jade one. i thought normally is they just give a thin layer of crispy pork skin only. and straight after that i had to rush off for soccer on a full stomach haha. suicide man. reached there a full hour late! but was great seeing everyone again! ppl like benho, karthigasan whom i havent seen in ages. ian and teenesh too! alright me herngliang and teenesh are going in on consecutive days. after the game me karthi stanley austen shawntan beho went jalan kayu for prataaa! haha think its my first time going out with this bunch of guys. haha and throughout the whole journey there they were telling us jokes about their sec4 classes. omg i havent laughed this much in a long time seriously!! here's one: there's this one short guy in my class (4sa) who joined with karthi's class 4se for science practical during o lvls. then after the time was up for practical, the examiner said "if ur done, pls stand up" and everyone stood up. but the examiner waited for realll long before pointing at short guy and asking "are u ready? can u stand up?" HAHAHAHAH at first nobody got the joke but then everyone started laughing like mad!! haha of course the examiner apologized la. and we were also laughing at all the stupid things teachers used to do. some things like these ah, can laugh over and over again and its still funny!! like when karthi imitated chemyeo's voice.

haha and that was only on the journey to jln kayu. its sooo boys school right! then after we finished our pratas we played truth or truth. by spinning a fork on the table hahahah how retarded is that! but yea and with all guys there u can figure out what kinda stupid things they ask each other la. the questions always go "how many times...?" or "when was the first time u...?" haha i forsee more of this in the army life dammit.

alright thats for today. but on sunday, we also met to go escape theme park! my virgin experience at escape haha. rong kevin fawn ren. haha accomplishment for me ok!! i sat MANY rides which ive never sat or never thought i would ever sit in my life seriously!! usually i'll be wasting money at bumper cars (HAHAHAH) or some lame shit. but first time viking ship! they keep forcing me to sit at the last row with them la so toot. still say no kick some more. and they say must raise ur hands and scream then u will feel shiok. but i cant i will feel i will be left in mid air when the ship is at its peak and begins to drop! so natural reflex to grab the handle in front wad! at least i didnt chicken out of anything ok. and we sat the 15m drop water ride! and got seriously wet. i was shivering after that. haha like soggy fries like that. cos i was wearing yellow/brown zigzag shirt. and haunted house was gay. actually it wasnt as scary as most other haunted houses leh. all just machines shaking abit only. but its cos they make me walk right in front ma!! then the one in front always kena scared first. and sat the pepsi whatever thing. and the RAINBOW which was decievingly exciting. fawns slipper flew off halfway while we were dropping down!! hahaha then some cheenapok girls in front kept going "shui de tuo xie ah?" haha! oh yea rong's cap also flew off a couple of times. lucky got it back la. the go kart was the biggest time waster. queue so long but play so short only. left the theme park at about 8 plus.. went to macs for dinner. fawn was says she hasnt had HEART ATTACK eating mcwings for a long time haha! the way she said heart attack sounded real funny. actually she meant something like heart burn or what la. but heart attack?!?! and macdonalds now have a prosperity meal! seriously what does prosperity mean huh??

ok thats it for exciting life before ns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shit i havent even gotten used to my new specs and old phone and whatever shit. dont think got time to make anymore cookies also already leh aiya. dont miss fableb's ok :p

Saturday, January 06, 2007

i wish we all could make our mothers proud

ARMY MARKET!! screw army man. its stupid (especially if you die because the guy beside you pulls the pin on a grenade and throws.. the pin.)

we met at lavender mrt. one of the few times we actually meet up at the near-east side of singapore?? and one of the few times im actually the first to arrive?? hahaha seriously. new yr resolution ah. kick the habit of reaching late haha. rong came soon after and sebas came after after. and fawn came after after after and met us at the army market itself. she knows her way man! first thing when we reached there, we saw this shop selling fake converse sneakers. looks pretty real and going for $29! haha ok "FOCUS, SEBAS!" so we went on to get our neccessities. like prickly heat, black tape, nailclipper.. spent bout $20+ there. and this other shop aunty who must have tried really hard to attract us potential customers. like really really tried so hard she had to go to extremes hahaha! "come see our stuff, handsome! very cheap!" and "come again ok pretty". hahaha see what i mean?? :p

went to a watch shop to get cheap watch and alarm clock. yes today was a day of countless ripoffs. the uncle anyhow quote price one lor.

had dinner at ikea! havent been there in ages! and im a hawker centre person! hahah fiona xie - coffee talks and hawker woks? what does (poached) in poached salmon mean?? a poacher is a hunter so poached salmon means hunted salmon? means its not caught by a fishing rod or fishing net? literally hunted? hahaha ok thinking too much.

headed down to bukit merah after dinner. hahaha while me n sebas were looking for cheap undies to get for army, we saw this damn funny bright red briefs!! hahaha with chinese words at the top that read something like gong1 xi3. i think its the kind ppl wear to go gambling on cards or mahjong for gd luck. hahah! and gd for taking exams also eh :p secret tactic!

sebas got a cheap camera-less phone from a 2nd hand shop too. i think $65 is a pretty gd bargain. dunno. nice model anyway. and i got ripped off for paying $30 for a 2nd hand spare battery dammit.

ok then MOST EXcITING event!! the barber! standard number 1 cut hahahahah. my sis just said i look wierd in the new hair. she says like a small boy. but its gd cos i dont have to wait for hair to dry before sleeping like i used to! cos it dries by the time i towel dry my body! hahahahah! really no kidding! $7 haircut. i think the uncle doesnt have a pretty good sense of style though. cut my hair like cheenapok. urgh.

why cry
I learned my lesson
I won't be forgetting
I won't give my heart out
Without suspecting
Why cry
Why cry
Why cry
For you

woohoo i learnt how to do strikeout!! hahaha check this out baby!! ok lameeee. cheap thrill. and im using my sisters computer account now its so weird. everything on her internet explorer is displayed in chinese.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

the stranger in the mirror

like a virgin! hahah. amateurs in zouk last night. met fawn kevin sebas rong at tiong bahru for dinner first. but i was late as usual. cos was busy with OTAH earlier haha! and we watched night at the museum. 2nd time for me. i think i must watch movies twice to fully understand them!

okayyy about the club. it smelled funky. yes and we all continued smelling funky all the way home cos of the smoke. and sebas got this 2 jugs of ice lemon tea-looking drink under the 1 for 1 thing or something. i could only take less than half! while sebas took most of it and got himself really high haha. i think everyone was high la including kevin hahahah! and peiyu brought along her baller friends with sirps included! hah. left prematurely, at about 2. and saw a whole gang of sa ppl. the sh gang, some councilors, some looking half-dead. i think i was relatively sober last night actually yea.

anw gonna make army specs now! the black plastic standard type. and gonna postpone my haircut till later. maybe next week la. decided not to tan my scalp hahaha! i mean no point actually. why would i wanna impress army boys anyway?!?! and army shopping with sebas tmr. and escape (for the first time in my life, hopefully) on sunday! cant wait!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

i think i'm moving but i'm going nowhere

happy new yr ppl! dunno what the hype is all about every 31st december though. but well. lots of things havent been going smoothly throughout the past year. i believe it hasnt been gd for most ppl either. i mean everyone has their fair share of problems dont they? but what do you do when you hit the end of the road? pray? stay in denial?

think my spiritual life has kinda gone way down the drain this year. i think watchnight service made me realise alot of things. and its never too late to back! and better get everything sorted out before i enter army! u know mental and spiritual preperation haha. sounds like some guru like that but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. yes pls kick me in the head IF i ever pick up smoking ok!!

Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

anyway this week has been a week of many surprises! crabshack with dc+c was a great catch up session! before proceeding to liquid kitchen and getting my face all red after only half a glass. took turns grilling each other. while me and dc would keep saving each our asses. i'll just say i enjoyed the whole thing.

cousin came back from malaysia! staying at my place for a week. yea the one who uses my room. and also met my maid in church on new yr's eve at watchnight service. apparently cos my cousin was in town with her friends earlier that night and met her while shopping, so they went church together. wow she got a new angmoh employer staying in orchard cool eh.

met up with khairul yesterday too. haha i've owed him this date since i think before prelims? hahah he's a great guy man. still going back to help out in the schools too. hahahah and secret agendas in sas!!! watched night at the museum! hahahah ok its funny i admit! but its got a lame happy ending. but still.. owen wilson is damn funny!

8 days to ns. gonna shave botak first i think.

Friday, December 29, 2006

make the world a better place! with cookies.

goodbye apathy - one republic

i don't walk right, not like I used to
there's a jump in my step as I rush to see you
i could be happy here as long as you're near to me
as long as you're close to me

the movie (stranger than fiction) is really nice!! possibly in my top10 list! haha perhaps its a gd thing night at the museum was selling out yea?

its really nice meeting everyone again after such a longgggg time! esp ren since exam days! really miss school days alot man. haha. rong gave us this DAMN NICE thing to hang on our handphones. its like a mini vial of purple liquid with a piece of stone inside with our names written on it. from malaysia haha! and it came wrapped with a string and a jingly bell. u know kinda like those things babies chain around their ankles so they wont get lost? and parents can find them by following the sound?? hahaha yea me and sebas were forced to wear it around our necks! spasmmm man. and peiyu gave us cards and hazelnut wafer and chewy sweets! hahaha so her cards are so funny! nose hair! and last time what gay spat. at least she spelt gay shat correctly this time haha!

i brought my gardenia lunchbox of double chocchip cookies and brownies today! hope it was nice eh? the brownie wasnt suppose to be in a cupcake shape! cos the dough was too watery and it couldnt set in place haha. and sebas thought it was instant cookie mix omg. i do from afternoon to night leh how can be instant mix! hahahah no wonder so nice right! peiyu took the whole box off to give her bballers. cos she had to rush off to a FRIENDLY game. haha such a busy beeeeeee.

got a zigzaggy polo tee from topman! end of season sale ma. everyone says it looks wierd. ok la maybe kind of. but i like quirky! hurhurhur! well u never know when u'l need it. haha ok TRYING TO CONSOLE MYSELF. yess i got wierd taste haha. in every sense of the word :p

"you have very straight teeth!"

he nervously tried to make small talk. very small talk. hahahahahha that line was classic man. got guest appearance by edna mode (the woman who makes costumes in the incredibles)!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

cookies are a great way of wasting time. and consuming calories.

dance hall drug - boys like girls

Dressed up just like a movie star
At all the parties, they'll know who you are
Wouldn't it be great To be fashionably late?
So why don't you wait 'til you're sedated

Don't it feel like something's not right in this kiss tonight?

All I'm saying is do you, do you want to lose it all?
'Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug
You can't wait to fall in love
All I'm saying is do you, do you want to learn to fly?
Then you should pack it up and say goodbye '
Cause when the push comes to the shove, it's just a dance hall drug

omg i just spent 90% of today doing fab lebs fabulous wondrous amazing gorgeous sexy divine heavenly absolutely time-wasting chocolatey choclate cookies!! so gay i started at 3+ pm, after going all the way to ntuc fairprice (even gayer) and only finished washing up at 11pm!! retarded i tell u! and only ended up with 3 jars of stuff. perhaps partly cos i kept stealing whatevers coming out of the oven hehe. and chocolate chips which were supposed to go into the cookies.. ha ok i think fatness is arriving sooner than expected. and it rained the whole day today some more. spoilt my exercise plan! hope tmrs better!

nine gathering plsssssss!

fall on your knees

merry christmas! actually its kinda over already but.. haha and yes happy birthday jason also! i think the only bday i can rmb without checking friendster hahahaha!

christmas in malaysia was great actually. aha although didnt have turkey and the usual stuff this yr. ok the only turkey i had this christmas period was turkey ham in a sandwich haha!

firstly malaysia wedding is weirddd. the waiters and waitresses have super lame uniforms - a red polo tee with their own jeans/skirts and track shoes?!?! haha. and they serve tea in plastic containers?? and the emcee was some ahlian with super short skirt and thick gothic makeup and look like getai singer. and throughout the whole dinner there were uncles and aunties taking turns going up the stage to sing karaoke. bad bad bad!

on christmas eve we went to malacca! ate at a fantastic chinese restaurant for lunch! and got new watch heheh.! and cool shades from those roadside stalls! only RM10 haha can wear and throw away kind. then at night we went to this night market thing. and had some famous laksa thingy. nyonya (i dunno howto spell) style or something. supposed to be sour and spicy. but to me, it tasted, seriously, like puke. and they were selling these tortoise keychains which lights up and goes "muacksmuacks I LOVE YOU muacks!" when u press a button. hahahah and my sister got one. i wonder for who. and its my younger sis btw!

went to grandpa's church on christmas day itself (today!) it was in chinses so.. yea. but the message is still the same. every yr ppl get too caught up in the festive mood they forget the real reason of christmas!

think im gonna have my second go at making cookies tmr! ARE YOU READY!

do you really wanna?

Saturday, December 23, 2006

all I could say was "are you coming home soon?"

the static whisper in my ear
but in a moment your voice was clear
"I need some time," you said to me
that's when I knew you were gonna make me lonely

omg rong is gonna learn pole dancing/lap dance or something!!

yay my cable tv just got fixed! upgraded to digital cable. and i now temporarily have ALL the channels!! haha take that peiyu, who dont have mtv! :p ok i just watched the legend of zorro just now. haha cos they say i look like zorro cos i got white patch around my eyes, caused by my black goggles when i go swimming. ha and watched american pie 2. remember watching it with friends before.. but still funny nontheless! censored of course. my younger sis was watching it beside me la then she keep asking weird questions. like when the guy squeeze a tube of superglue to ahem and he thought it was lub (lubricant). then my sis kept asking me whats he doing?? so i just say ermmm not for kids. hahaha! and she says "im not a kid already ok im a teenager!" omg i got jacked.

been a rather boring week yes. why is everyone going to watch night at the museum its brainless show like jumanji! i bet golden flower is much better hehe. oh the holiday (the movie) was great actually! unexpectedly good! jude law and cameron diaz eh. and the 2 daughters so cute heh heh paedophile. yes and i remember giving sebas rong fawn to try the cookies i baked. yes i baked double peanut butter chip cookies! and i really thought it was nice ok when i tried it fresh from the oven haha. ok of course one will say his cooking best. haah i brought 2 mini boxes of cookies to let them try. and at the end of the day still got half left! haha at least rong brought 1 box home yay :) if not i'll look like a wierdu to my mum. not that bad what! ok im gonna make it crisper next time!

oh my there's CLOSER on hbo now! calling all judelaw fans hah. and my younger sis is once again here watching. whywhy why must she always come along and see all the nc16 or m18 shows hahaha! natalie portman very hot eh. and oh ya earlier rong say something like "gdnite im gonna sleep now my eyebags are dropping onto the keyboard" haha then i realised if she got dark eye rings, then shes a zorro inverse! haha ok LAMEEEMEMEME.

ahhh just when everyones back from malaysia i gotta go there tmr! got flood leh. got relative's wedding dinner la. i'll be back on the 25th. to make more cooooookies!

nice song from the movie the holiday!
imogen heap - let go

Drink up baby down
Hmm, are you in or are you out
Leave your things behind
'Cause it's all going off without you

Excuse me too busy
Writing your tragedy
These mishaps you bubble-wrap
When you've no idea what you're like

So let go
So let go
Jump in
Oh well what you waiting for
It's alright
'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown

So let go
Let it go
Just get in
Oh it's so amazing here
It's alright
'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown

It gains the more it gives
And it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't you see that all that stuff's a sideshow

Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later now
You can't await your own arrival
You've twenty seconds to comply

benny called earlier today to borrow a purple shirt. haha now dont want already whyyyyy. actually its not that small u know. its a topman size large!

and national service is looooming just round the corner! like 2 weeeks away dammit. arghgh!! alright lets go out more before then shall we? golden flower anyone? :p

Monday, December 18, 2006

the very next day you gave it away

hello! gonna blog bout my taiwan trip! no pics at the moment cos they're all in my sis laptop. and im using dads. but ok yea i cant rmb what happened on which day actually ahah!

day 1
excitement started on day 1! even before checking in the flight! cos.. my stupid passport expires on 1 june 2007. and today (the day i left sg) was 9 december. and u know requirements for overseas flight is 6 months validity on ur passport. so ghey i just missed by 8 days! but the guy at the counter say if i take the flight to taiwan, immigration there will just reject me entry and send me back to sg. what the. actually i wasnt panicking much. hahaha! cos the idea of staying in sg wasnt that bad anyway! rather than going to hot springs in taiwan right! but anw, took a cab from airport to home to take my IC, then continued by cab to the immigration building in lavender to extend passport. u know normally u must take a queue no and wait a few hrs just to do that? haha dunno how my dad talked to some lady at the counter and we jumped queue to the next in line! haha must run in the genes eh :p yea which was great cos theres still a flight to catch. cabbed back to airport and made it there with like half an hr to spare to the departing time! whoo! can select your own movies to watch on the plane! not like those one tv in front of one whole section kind. yea watched SCOOP! haha so-so movie la. and u could select from albums of music on the plane! there was the latest albums of muse, keane, paris HILTON!, scissors sisters.. yea great stuff. by the time we landed in taipei airport, was abt 7pm there i think. same time zone as sg. given a ride to the hotel and dropped of there. dinner wasnt provided so we roamed nearby the hotel and found several steamboat kinda shops. and we ate in this one like seoul garden/marina bay that kind of buffet steamboat/bbq thingy. wah eat until damn full!! but it really think its nicer than singapore seoul garden!

day 2
the day with the only decent buffet breakfast! btw the first hotel was wierd and lousy and smelly. actually ALL except 1 were lousy. ok yes we met our tour group for the first time! we didnt meet at airport cos ppl came in diff flights and stuff. got some malaysians in the tourgroup also. got a hot stufffz from sg! haha but she speak chinese wan leh errr. went to several landmarks. its damn stupid la tour groups. pay money just to sit the coach for 2 hrs, reach destination, get down and take pictures for 15min, get up bus again, sit another 2 hrs. thats exactly how i think i get fat on the trip la. eat breakfast, sit on bus, eat lunch, sit.. even worse if i doze off on the bus la.

went to this place which supposedly produces the best lingzhi in the world. and sold wierd stuff including a deer foetus. its damn sick! supposed to be able to cure many kinds of long term illnesses. and my mum has morning sinus so she ask the salesgirl to recommend. of course they recommend the most expensive thing right. so she bought 1 deer foetus, which was actually a real life size thing at first! then they put in the machine and grind on the spot into powder! urgh. and i had to try 1 scoop of it. yes and they bought lingzhi too. just like that time go korea buy so much ginseng, until now still not half finished yet. yes and i think the lingzhi and stuff cost more than the entire trip to taiwan man. lots of beautiful scenery as well during the bus journey. travelled by the mountainside, which was facing the sea. really nice stuff! pictures soon yea. can see the horizon some more! had a cultural performance at night at this village. supposed to be traditional dance kinda thing. but the woman kept shouting yeeha! and yoo! like cowboy like that la. and the last segment was the everyone come and dance together segment. haha obviously i didnt.

3
first night market! there were 3 night markets in total throughout the whole thing. this one was the smallest. they all sell mainly chains and pendants and that kinda stuff. and bags and caps and shoes and girl clothes. urgh so non guy-friendly.

4
hot springs! had to wear shower cap to enter haha. and trunks of course. theres a medium hot pool, a hot pool, and a COLD pool. the cold pool was a killer!! especially right after coming out from the hot pool. night market again after that. and went to the worlds tallest building or smth, the taipei 101. but didnt go up the tower cos it was rainy and at the top, u wont be able to see anything cos the clouds would be covering. and the entrance fee was abt $20 singapore. so went to the shopping complex side of the building haha. got espirit, fcuk, giordano, hangten.. kinda similar to sg. and the prices are about the same also after conversion. and there, the discounts are damn wierd. its like everywhere 7% or 8% or 5% kind. seldom above 10!

5
remember them taking us to some wierd fortune telling place. the guy went on and on bout fengshui and how to improve ur luck, prosperity, wealth, etc. he said something bout the name u give ur children is impt. cos got smth to do with the number of strokes in each chinese character. 9 strokes are excellent cos both HUANG and DI in the emperor has 9 strokes. so lame right! but anw the rong in rongzhao (or rongrong for that matter) is 9 strokes if u write with the 2 "huo" on top! haha yay! but my zhao is 10 stroke in the traditional writing. and those 10 or 20 are supposedly bad cos got a zero behind which means.. bad! and some trivia: he said lee kwan yew wanted singaporeans to carry gd luck everyhwere they go, but it would be ridiculous to give everyone an amulet of some sort to carry around! so he made the $1 with 8 sides! yea. and even more, he said smth bout some buildings in the cbd built in a shape like a hand, and the merlion was what spitting water into the hand, symbolizing throwing wealth into ur own hand. hahahah! and duh after the talk session, he ask everyone go and write their chinese name for him then he will tell you more about what ur name means and stuff. i didnt go cos i dont think all these are right in the first place. and then also u find out u supposedly have a bad future ahead of u, u will keep worrying if its true and when its gonna happen and stuff like that. so no point right? same for going to temple to get divinity lots to predict ur future. dont sue me for this man im just saying whats on my mind haha! and yes for those ppl who went to write their names, it was actually just a ploy to cheat our money la! hahah cos for every bad thing they predict for u, they have amulets ready! to wear them on ur neck or keep in pocket or smth to ward off the bad luck. and they cost thousands! (i think taiwan is out to cheat our money)

also went to this place specializing in producing royal jelly and bee pollen. another out-to-cheat-your-money place. yes and my parents got conned again. "health is wealth" they will say haha. and i gotta eat that sick royal jelly every morning. it tastes like sour cheese! urgh. and its stored in the freezer. supposed not to come into contact with any hot things or it wont be effective. so i told mum "i so hot if i eat not effective right hahaha". at night we had the last and biggest night market! at shihlin! where the shihlin street snacks xxl chicken originated from. yes the xxl chicken there is really one piece of chicken and they dont cut it up for u. and with all the chicken bones intact some more. hahaha so mar fan to eat! and ate smelly beancurd! and those taiwan sausages thingy which are so-so. and drank bittergourd with pineapple juice. totally gross! and yea many more snacks. and the non-food section of night market had really little guy stuff! so was kinda wasting my time there. and with my 2 sisters there, its practically impossible to find any stuff for me. cos they stop at EVERY stall! so irritating. stop and stop but nv buy anything. and not only that, throughout the whole 5 days, they will stop at any wierd location to pose for pictures. i think my elder sis took with every christmas tree she came across in taiwan. ha.

6
back to singapore! wokeup at 4am. we were the only family leaving on that flight cos some extended their tour an extra day and others took the night flight. watched step up on the plane haha its stupid i think. brainless show as i say.

YAY finished all 6 days!! oh ya and on a random note, my tour bus driver is called lao fu zi. and on the bus, its printed lao fu zi as well hahahah!

more on singapore excitements soon!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

always leave the ground

hey going taiwan in a few hrs! just finished packing a while ago. haha hate last minute packing.. so stressing la! and its supposedly winter there now. but the brochure the agency mailed over said the average temp range was 19-27 degrees or smth. and we packed like seriously winter clothes la. like gonna wear 4 layers when we go out there la! i think its going a little too far eh but i'll just wait and see.

had kolam ayer soccer today! ppl there: brian benny shane amos shawntan nicktan alivin(amos' bro) puden. but was a little bit irritated before and after the thing. well i was the organiser mah. and u know how frustrating when u mass sms ppl and ppl take their time to reply. some even 30 min before our meeting time. its very hard to work with unconfirmed numbers of ppl going if u didnt know! and also i booked the court so had to pay the booking fee myself first. but obviously must split the cost right? and im not whining over some small amt of money. its cos this has happened many times and it really amounts to alot! some will say things like "er pay you back the next time i meet u k?" (most likely they will forget) aiya each person not even $1 not say alot what, but if everyone doesnt pay then i lose alot mah.

ha ok i might seem overly skeptical but maybe its cos i had this classmate in sec2, everyday say he forget his wallet or some other reason. and borrow taxi/bus money home from me. sometimes 50cent sometimes $2 and even $10. and i dunno why i was so dumb i just "lent" him the money la. obviously i didnt get them back duh. and my pocket money at that time was $20 a week only i think! thats like about half my pocket money going to this guys taxi fare! yea guess thats why i dont like this owing money thingy.

and my ipod actually works!! haha u know why it couldnt update songs? cos all the while my songs on the pc were in the wrong folder! so the itunes couldnt locate the file! hahaha so ghey la. yay my ipod has survived i think close to 10 drops!

arghhh gotta sit plane tmr. i got this wee bit of fear of taking planes. hahaha what if i dont make it back to sg! must miss me ok :p HOT SPRINGS HERE I COME!

Friday, December 08, 2006

life taught me to die

totally forgot to blog bout today! outing with brian! hahaha. met up with him, benny, amos and shane today. met benny first cos he wanted to play abit of pool. well better than slacking at home i think! haha when brian arrived it was damn funny! he was carrying this plastic bag (the kind from a wet market) with a box of oreo wafer sticks and some other candies. he said it was meant as souvenier for us hahahaha! as in he got them from australia! then he show us the oreo box which says "made in australia" omg damn funny! then even funnier, he opened the box (which was supposed to contain 18 sticks inside) and it was half eaten!! like only left 10 inside. and he said "sorry just now on the taxi here got traffic jam and i was damn hungry so i ate some" HAHAHA! and btw throughout the whole night he kept snacking on his own oreo sticks until when we went home, there was none left!!

oh yea kevin andrew thesman eh scandal scandal! why u nv greet ur fellow indo with a ngentot lu!

then shane and amos came. dinner at yoshi was a ripoff as usual. damn i hate all these fast foods which charge $2+ for a small drink. and i suggested neoprints haha! but benny dont want leh he scared paiseh. but its ok wan wad 5 guys take together. not say 2 guys so ghey ma. so we went and did something really sec sch-play lan! then went to catch flags of our fathers. really gd and meaningful show ok! worth my money yeah. but gory too, seeing heads blown off and stuff like that. haha makes u think twice bout going ns doesnt it?

oh man gonna be flying off to taiwan in 2 days. leavin on saturday afternoon. heheh ok time to brush up some chinese. and i see on the programme got what hot spring thingy must bring swimming trunks. and got what ma la hot pot wah i think im gonna get angelina lips soon! haha ok gona sleep soon! girls faster get a job!

love taught me to lie

okay where i left off! oh ya i think priscilla's answer to the q&a segment was way past cool!! haha the "my friends ask me not to answer any questions, just stand here smile and look pretty" BEST leh.

ok after prom we headed down to indochine for a drink. tried lychee martini. haha i ate the lychee in a very wierd manner. but its nice! dunno why the girls said was bitter. but didnt expect it to be so strong leh. after about half the glass i already abit dingdong like that. haha u should have seen how red my face was after that. but i was perfectly sane ok. better than rong would was talking in slurs haha!

didnt go for post prom! cos we were inexperienced i guess. but he had just as much fun anyway. cabbed back to fawn's house and celebrated sebassss bday! haha surprise surprise! and talked nonsense and played taboo. come on u gotta admit my taboo skills are ownage man!!

oh ya and fawns bro isaac is cute too! haha i think he eat too much of the yellow food colouring (i forgot which isit) then cause hyperactivity ah? haha. cause of sebas la kept asking him to poke me!! and noodles for lunch was yummy! and cake too.

more prom pics? yea i think everyone looked pretty/handsome!












































haha im like some pimp la.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

tongue-tied and in a dilemma

"hello rong u got skinny TIE right?"

that day before prom i was just walkin around lookin for shoes ma. and thinking of whether i should get jacket. and whether i should really get bow tie! then decided on gettin skinny tie to go with jacket. walao then i call rong and guess what. she just go "huh?" like 10 times and kept laughing. cos.. she thought i say skinny THIGH hahahahahahahhahah! oh pls why would i say something like that! like some sicko perv.

now that prom is over, i think shopping so much for clothes wasnt worth it la. not really the money, more of the time and the stresssssing over what to wear. now it doesnt seem like a really big deal. like so many guys there wear so casual.. got shirt and jeans kind some more. and david wong wore v-neck tshirt revealing a BUSH of chest hair la OMG!!! so disgusting!

and cw sat our table. so wierddd. like we still gotta behave ourselves cos shes there. then got once when the whole table went off to find ppl to take pictures, i saw her sitting alone at the table so sad! :( haha oh ya she say sebas look like my dad?! and when we were leaving the place that night, she ask me to look after the girls?!?! hahah like im some pimp like that.

and so sad i think i could have won best dressed leh! i mean cos yong hwee won best dressed, and his dressing is like almost same as mine! the only diff was i had a tie and he didnt, and he had a beret, and i dont. so kind of balance off what. aiya maybe he popularer ma. plus he is council so he is senior to the prom organising committee so they must give him face lor. hahaha ok self denial. basket the prize was $100 topman voucher i could sure do with that!

and the prom king nominees are a joke la. got better guys out there like the bballer and monkey face (haha kidding) and maybe long john? ok u get the point. prom queen ok la except for i dunno who is the vanessa person! but expected michelle to win. haha the prom king/queen dance segment quite cool eh. aiya i nv take picture with prom queen leh. and prom queen nominee pris. and larissa too! hahahah.

and took pic with some random ppl like the s72 guy. haha make me look ultra gay going up to his friend and asking for picture. paisehhh ah. and sssssssssh and qquqyqyqyyqyqiwiqiqi hahaha! at least she said she like my suspenders!! :p kevin. haha herng liang also appeared as one of the best dressed. emo style! but he said he was in the toilet when they were showing the video so funny! dang maybe if i had worn bow tie i can get my hands on that $100 voucher.

oh ya forgot to add my camera was retro too! haha 2.1 megapixels leh so ancient. and it looks like a brick. can use as weapon already la! so sory for lousy picture quality. and aiya lazy put up all the pictures. which is gd for viewers also duneed take so long to load haha! just a few la.

emo style!

acting cute haha.




haha actually i DO like my suspenders! :) i think i will wear it in time to come heh heh. and more skinny ties!

ok will blog more about what happened after prom soon its really late now. haha cya! anw sis went to camp so i can use comp alot more now!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

39 not-so-happy avenue east

prom's just round the corner! sure everyones busy preparing and stuff. hahah dont stress over it ok its just a one night thing!

but not everythings going well at home man.. i thought everything was cleared up that night we celebrated mums bday. haha all so happy and stuff then just the next day bomb again. walao. whose side am i on? i think i'll just stick with myself to be safe alright.

yea went malaysia last week with dad and younger sis. omg so borrring! i can memorize the tv programmes on chan 5 and 8 from sat to tues la! the only thing we could do there is tv, eat, read book. BUT, bought some moviesssss! still havent started watching any yet, gotta start soon!

oohhhh yesterday went sentosa with sebas rong and peiyu! so exciting i learnt blading for the first time. hahaha rong keep saying "legs v-shape!" aiyo. hahah ok they were great teachers. thankiessss! really enjoyed myself. and then after that we went to the beach. me and sebas went into the water and wade around abit hahahah wading pool. and the girls just rolled in the sand like sandbath like that hahaha.

shopping with sebas and kevin today was quite productive! both of them got all their stuff in one day omg and im still not done! fawn joined us for awhile too. and saw manymany ppl in fareast too. combo hah! all the guys i know are wearing jacket/blazer! im the only loser without la. dammit. i think im gonna look like a joke la dammit. the most informal dressed guy leh. aiya whatever la retro mah hahahaha! no stress! take picture only what!

gd nite. i wanna make a wish that... my ipod will be miraculously repaired! plsplspls. and nice haircut plsplspls too no disasters.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

kick start my rock n roll heart

beautifullllll!

haha sucha sissified day! went to all kinds of girly shops la. cos went out with sisters for the first time hahahah! mums bday, had dinner at hai tien lou at pan pacific. so funny when they served the cake! cos its a cantonese restaurant i think, then the waitress started singing some wierd unknown song in a dialect which i didnt understand. hahahah! like some wayang opera like that!

oooh went out with sebas rong kevin fawn peiyu yesterday. peiyu and fawn left early. haha lots of shopping! and rain too. oh man the chocolate float from swensens is just like a scoop of choc ice cream in ice milo la. and beef pepper rice is so exciting haha! ok i dunno why im amused. oh yea! rong was filling out this feedback form halfway then we started changing the personal particulars to random stuff like MAK FOO why and what putting my number there and saying "im sexy call me!" hahaha so lamO!

arghh shirt $70 pants $70 jacket (maybe) 170 thats so over budget already! and thats not counting shoes and belt and manicure and facial! hahaha kiddding bout the last part there of course. seriously!

alright off to malaysia tmr. back on tues! i'll try to finish at least one library book before i return hahah. screw the diet! right.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

why'd u sing hallelujah if it means nothing to ya

straylight run - existentialism on prom night

Sing like you think no one's listening
You would kill for this
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
You would, you would

Sing me something soft,
Sad and delicate,
Or loud and out of key,
Sing me anything
We're glad for what we've got,
Done with what we've lost
Our whole lives laid out right in front of us

wasup u all! missing my comp badly. as most of u should know, my access to the internet is SERIOUSLY limited. and it cant happen at such a better time haha. i can only access thru dad or sis' laptop. and ipod cable just refuses to work too.

well, first bout exams. not too confident there. especially for bio. and s paper today was killer man!! haha just hope i dont get 14/100 again. and this yrs papers are all very wierd. well most at least. physics got wierd qn bout why does africa have low radioactive count or smth. and how do u prevent water loss to evaporation besides covering the surface?? still boggling me hahahaha huge nerd :p

oh man thomson crispy prata is damn freakin nice!! first time i ate bomb prata too. i think its the best creation of all the cheese/butter/mushroom cheese and all the kinds of prata. but very sinful too! but ahah must feel guilty then u will work harder right?? :p

prom is retarded why cant we just wear singlets and shorts?

i dont wanna go broke dressing up for one night! but also dont wanna look like some loser. ahha ok i'll figure that out later.

anw i gotta catch up with many ppl this hols man! before im off to tekong in less than 2 months time. but going overseas this hols too! malaysia to visit grandpa from 25-28, taiwan from 9-14 i think. so not much time left!

im suddenly reminded of SMACK THAT!

is princess hours really that nice?? :p the girl looks like she got more swollen lips than me seriously haha. and the prince guy is quite ghey.

and vivocity is perpetually crowded whyyy. must be cos its new and stuff. but shouldnt the novelty wear off soon? haha someone pronounced the wading pool like wedding pool. but i know the food republic there has some gd stuff! but expensive la.

oh well hope everything turns out fine. (internet, exams, parents, money, prom, taiwan omg so many things)

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

once bitten, twice broken

the hush sound
lighthouse

Take what you need while there's time
The city will be earth in a short while
If I'm not mistaken it's been in flames
You and I will escape to the seaside

There is a storm in the distance
The wind breathing warning of its imminence
There is a lighthouse five hundred yards down
You and I will be safe there

There is a girl who haunts that lighthouse
She saved me, I was swimming
So young I almost drowned
Under the water she sang a story
Of losing her lover
She calls a warning

Love, you are foolish, you're tired
Your sleeplessness makes you a liar
The city is burning
The ocean is turning
Our only chance is the lighthouse

Her lover was a sailor
She went and she waited there
The door locked from the outside
Lover never arrived so she sings there
Soft as a siren luring the ships off their course, how alarming

We went in, we climbed up and looked out
The door locked from the outside
Three ghosts in a lighthouse

gotta keep goinggggggggggggg.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

you gave me away to the angels

testing testing 123. woooo modem is working! hahah guess whos back.

new trunks, new suspenders (perhaps!). new modem, new printer, new songsss!!

omg, 1 week left! better not waste any more time. the comp's such a distraction. and its a miracle how i scraped thru all my previous bio papers now that i found out theres alot i never understood. hahahah! anw retail therapy soon!

Friday, October 13, 2006

if only you could see,

oh well, farewell assembly today. really gonna miss the whole class.. dang. and noooo moreeeee spying hehehheh! hmm i guess its true u really never treasure the things u have till they are gone. like how i should have scooped when i got the chance eh right sebas? hahahah. but well life has to go on. aiya this sounds so sad!! hahahah actually i was damn high today i dunno why. maybe its the food from the buffet just now. or maybe its the latte. ahhah oh and kevin thinks zhao geng (accidental exposing of things supposed to be kept private eg. women diapers) is the same as chao geng. hahahah and vee vee is kinda like kevin she says disgusting as disGOOSting. hahahaha sooo like kevin's booger king!! oh mannnn. ngentot! and sebas thinks shokobutsu is hello in japanese hahahahahh. oh btw we had sakae sushi buffet la. and rong was counting the no of plates till bout 30+, and i bluffed them and said "u know if u reach 50 u will get......" and peiyu says "menopause?" hahahahahahahh joke of the century!! and rong says go army all the army guys got boobs. i think she meant boots la but whatever who knows what shes thinking that wierdu. okok i think ill update more tmr. gotta wake up tmr man. take care! and btw cw is nice nice! the 3 beads actually represent more than 3 ppl lah u know who u are hehe :)

Saturday, October 07, 2006

sure & stedfast

omg i got 14/100 for the maths s mock. i think i got the lowest in level la. wheeee do i get an award for that? ok thurs ponned sch (one of the very few times). and yesterday (friday) we had our last friday chem lesson with mdm lee. hahahah she made the lesson very funny la! actually only a few ppl went. i think maybe bout 10 ppl? cos earlier that week during one of the tutorials she walked out on us appearing quite pissed. so maybe thats why ppl didnt wanna attend her fri lesson. but well it wasnt so bad. after the lesson she had another of her storytelling. (her last ever time she can story tell to us, she said) hahah. about her application for dbs' everyday card. its supposed to be a credit card for everyday use la. so supposed to be easier to apply than platinum etc. but she was pissed that her everyday card application kena rejected even tho she already had a platinum. hahahah maybe thats why she bad mood on monday.

OK go. had bb old boys gathering today! havent seen many of them in agessss. actually didnt know what to expect. but after going for it, well it wasnt that bad after all! actually whatever ppl say bout bb boys being ghey or sissy is all WHATEVER la ok. seriously. and the officers are great! they genuinely wanna change the lives of boys. requires lots of commitment too. ha! ok so today was kinda like a games day. played soccer on the sas basketball court. and the swimming pool was open to public too. but none of my friends went in so well.. but got some waterpolo guys inside also heh heh :p no red trunks though. saw many seniors too. some in army now and some already in uni. like gerald tan and vinay. hahah and they all say cannot recognize me lor. what last time sec 1 come in recruit that time i so fat and chubby. and say i look better last time?? thats like ouch man. hah kidding. but seriosuly i saw a pic of myself during one of the bb overnight hikes at some cemetry last time ah, bending over cooking a packet of instant noodles, omg hahahah i also think i damn cute la :p hehehehe. gabriel is cool man still so committed to bb. i think i might go back too. aiya so sad sanjay aravinth eugene all never come. aiya actually my graduating batch is one of the smallest batches. i rmb sec 1 we had 11 or 12 then dropped to 5 by sec4. haha! oh cool and they gave us a new company tshirt today damn nice! cant believe im saying this but i miss bb!

Monday, October 02, 2006

no, i dont want you at all

ha last week i got caught for wearing my pants too low by the sonowabitch kaysi liong. that bustard (haha like mustard) bloody toot gh3yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. seriously pure gayness ok. i bet he got motive one ok. dunno why i keep attracting the wrong kind of ppl with wrong sexual orientation hahahehehe! basket. after assembly he come and say "excuse me young man look where u wearing your pants." i was thinking "obviously on my body lah DUH." then he said something bout i wear my pants look like skirt with leggings whatever la. cant help it that his ass so big fill out his entire pants right. bloody toot then ask me pull up my pants higher. and its not like i didnt obey or anything. i very guai guai pull up already. but obviously he wasnt done with me (i emphasize he is ghey). he ask cw to come over. and whine to her that he asked me pull up my pants and i didnt listen. bloody toot blind or what. i bet he was hoping for an opportunity to say "u dont want to pull up isit? i pull up for u ok boy." bloody ghey shit. luckily cw saved my ass ask me get a belt and ok end of story. or so i hope. walao i dont think i will ever forgive him. not forgetting how he whines bout schoolboys having to shave their sideburns every day like shaving moustache. craZyyy biatch. not like he very fashion also. skin so fair fair wear pink shirt some more. and the face also so many craters i thought i was the first man on the moon la!

heh heh and sorry to whoever i told to do maths sajc prelim. hehe jacked lah ok. oh hahahhaha and today sebas was counting how many holes!!! omg u should try it some time. and i want my tv mobile arghhhh channel 8 or channel 5 or suria or vassantham also can.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

hello lonely

red hot chili peppers - especially in michigan

Cry me a future
Where the revelations run amok
Ladies and gentlemen
Lions and tigers come running
Just to steal your luck

heheh. i still keep thinking bout the kolam ayer game!! dunno why. its just so funny seeing all the faggots hahah. reminds me of beho kicking the railing for nothing acting cool hahah! and the stoopid arif who keeps saying chut chut borshirikae. pandhi mavaneh. naieeeeeee. and prithib the pro haha yea rite. i wana watch borat!! screw the exams man its end of warmup ok. heheheh. and oh ya i just rmbered!! those guys shawn tan benho are damn retarded and random. benho asked whether shawntan got new girlfriend or not. lol i also dunno then he came up with an imaginary girl called michelle. then throughout the pool game that night they keep going michelle michelle! hahahah suddenly michelle became everyones gf.

hah ok my grades are confirmed. but like i said........ end of warmup!! laugh all u want man hahaha cos its gonna be no kick.

righttttttttttt. if its gonna be no kick i gotta get off the comp now. cya man. and if ur bored, try listening to people in planes they got great tracks!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

in desperation

hello again. managed to sneak here for a quick one before going to bed. feelin quite drowsy now arghhhhh. and gotta do this quick before i get caught using the comp and find my keyboard missing AGAIN tmr. okkk gotta recall what happened this week.

hmm after the last paper, chem mcq, went home. wow so exciting. went to tiong bahru to collect the ipod nano lucky draw prize which my mum won. and its sooo ghey its only 1gb! aiyo. waste my time going all the way there. and benny knows how i got jacked 5 times consecutively. omg i think thats it for now man. hahahah seriously. omg i cant take it!!

oh and on wed we had pe!! for the first time in ages. hahah actually i was planning to play anything during pe or whatever. just had the impression that the guys might play soccer so i brought along pe clothes that morning. sure enough, they brought ball and we played lo. played against s71 guys and abit of henry's class. hah oh yea i gotta mention this man.. i scored hahahah! first time in ages ok. tyco or whatever la but thats not the point. someone took a corner then i was unmarked in front of goal so wheeeee ok whatever. hahaha but the ball bounced once first so only get 2000 pts instead of 4000. haha lame inside joke. anw we went out on wed after sch also to celebrate peiyu bday! had cafe cartel then they went to secret recipe for more cake. and then caught the banquet. which was a super chimmm show. probably for chinese lit ppl. and the fight scenes are ultra bloody. can here the squishy sound of sword piercing flesh that kinda thing. and the empreror is super sicko keep fiddling with his sextoy thingy. hahah and the ending is kinda screwed up. maybe its meant to leave the ending open to interpretation but to me it just wasnt worth the money.

ok yea and we were supposed to go sentosa today. they've been planning it since one of the weekdays! but as usual, jacked again. hahah sebas called this morn just as i was about to leave the house. bad weather la. but actually its a gd thing la cos sentosa cancelled then i kinda had more free time in the afternoon. which was gd cos brian wiraat smsed me in the morn saying he just reached singapore and will be staying for one day only. so wanted to watch movie and play soccer today. yea! but hes such a pig. went to sleep after smsing me and only woke up at 4pm. and kolam ayer was fully booked. so didnt play soccer in the end. in the end only me, benny, brian met up at cine to catch movie and eat dinner and play dota and talk cock. and guess what, there was the dance floor auditions and the youth park there also today! but thats not the pt. outside cine there was this canon digicam booth. and and and there was jade seah!!! hahah remember the miss singapore runner up?? quite hot look like fiona xie one. yeah while me and benny were standing at the cine main entrance waiting for brian, we heard the guy announce something over the speakers but we werent paying attention. "........... miss singapore photogenic jade seah!" hahah then our head instantly turn. like natural reflex like that hahahah damn funny. even brian say not bad leh. hah ok we watched john tucker. which is my 2nd time watching that show. hahahah but still found it quite funny yea. after the show we went to play dota on bnet 5v5. and surprisingly won. ok i dont normally play on bnet la. but i think brian is quite pro! hahah seriously man. okkkk left orchard at 12 plus man no more bus. shared cab home. im tired. gona sleep now. yay kolam ayer tmr 5pm hopefully!

Friday, September 15, 2006

if i could be your first real heartache

wheeeee stupid rain today!! hahaha i had to carry a huge bag around today altho i didnt bring anything. JUST TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA hahahahaha how dumb is that! anw YAY finally went out again with benny the faggot hahah

ok cool my mum won an ipod nano from a lucky draw! but dont think im gonna use it anw cos its like same memory space as mini right. dunno havent collected it yet. ha oh ya distracted. lol the first thing we did today is go bowling so ghey!! like havent done that for ages man. hahahah we were like "eh must get above 100 leh dont malu ourselves". and of course we did. after adding our scores together that is LOL. ok dam gay and normally u gotta exchange ur shoes at the counter for the bowling shoes right. but the lady there insisted us to keep our own shoes hahahah i think cos it was super wet from the rain and disgusting.

oh then went to watch the HOST. some korean show. its supposed to be horror flick la but its damn freakin funny!! more comedy than anything else ahahahhah! countless retarded scenes. and the funny parts are all damn unexpected cos its like everything is so serious and tense then suddenly some idiot will do something stupid. (SPOILER) haa ok the funniest part me and benny agree is this part a few of the main characters were being chased by the monster. and they were firing shotguns at the thing la hahah then the father ran out of ammo and asked who have anymore ammo. then the retarded son said "i think i have one left". so the dad ask them all to run first and he wanted to stay by himself to kill the monster. a few seconds later the monster was already right in front of the old man's face. he took aim at the monsters face andddddd CLICK no ammo. LOL immediately they show the son counting his fingers (cos he counted his number of shots wrongly!! actually used all the ammo but he thought still have one!) HAHAHAHA damn funny he jacked his own dad la. ok not gonna spoil it anymore for u.

whehehe i need a sheeeeeeeeeet

ohhhh and recieved birthday card from jason!! hahah damn nice got a picture of 4 ultra pot-bellied men on the front hahahah lucky no npppppp

Thursday, September 14, 2006

SUPERMAN

hellogoodbye - shimmy shimmy quarter turn

The wilted flowers that I gave
Not as nice as your bouquet
All the lyrics that I wrote
Not as smart as the words you spoke
Starlight above my hometown
Ain't as bright as the star I've found
Every drawing that I drew
Was never ever as cute as you

I-I-I'm serious as a heart attack
I'm looking in my almanac
I've gotta find out all the things
Find out where she got her wings
Shimmy shimmy quarter turn
I feel like I will never learn
How can I check lost and found
When I'm too busy getting down?

Woo!

Take it back to square one
Gotta get it back to
A back up plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one

haha benny and i got telepathy la. just as i was typing this out, he sent me 2 songs on msn. errr one is by hellogoodbye and the otherone is called superman. walao so tyco!! see my blog title is superman and andand the above song also hellogoodbye. okokokokok he says qy is at his house in his toilet now lol and sheesh is on my bed.

hahahah yea benny said about the ah beng ah bang thing damn funny!! aiyo very hard to blog now got so many msn convos flashing below my screen!! oh ya which reminds me today on the way home on tv mobile there was the JUST FOR LAUGHS. and im tellin ya i saw the funniest one in my whole life!! there were these 2 actors wearing the full radioactive suits. u can imagine head to toe covered in rubber that kind. then they were holding this big cylinder. and on the cylinder got the toxic sign. u know the pic of the skull and bones to show that inside contains dangerous chemicals etc. then they drop the whole thing into a swimming pool!! OMG DAMN FUNNY the guy in the pool ran out of the pool and was damn pissed hahahahahahahahahahahahah best man!!

yesterday they came my house after bio paper 1 before maths paper 2. aiyo ok lah i know my house very messy ok but im a simple guy hahahahah i can act in the simple life with paris hilton plsssss!! hahah and they play with the body fat index thingy and i got error again. ok dota time!!

faggot ? im a faggot (:

yay i knw caleb's pw xP

caleb told me to blog about kevin. cos he mispronounced ahBENG as ahBANG. lol what a joke.
tonight caleb, kevin, and i ( maybe sebas ) are gonna play dota. and i think im gonna pawn all of them. (:

eee. i think bloggin is ghey xP

anw. here is a list of things to knw about caleb wong yong zhao ( 18 )

1. He got N***** H*** (trust me you dont want to knw what this is)
2. He and i got 12 pecs all together ( i got eleven and he got 1)
3. He was in a gang in secondary sch called "Lamers United" :P (HAHA)
4. He was one of the true love players in 2B ( he liked chemi LOL )
5. After more than 4yrs of soccer, he still cannot kick the ball abv 2m ( you noobcake)
6. His greatest achievement in secondary sch besides being top student is CLASS NOTICEBOARD committe member ( with brian wirrat )
7. He is Mr Marimutu's biggest fan ( and jeffery au too )
8. He likes to kneejab ppl ( however, since mr poon ... LOL )
9. He had ingrown toenail and always used it as an excuse to hide his pathetic soccer skills ( xP )
10. He is ghey. Just like me ( xP )

i bet u regret giving me your pw xP

yours truely, BENNY xP

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

cant even recognize myself behind

well u can say that lots have changed. remember how last time i was retardedly no life and everyday rush home after school to LEVEL UP my d2 characters or earn gb gold or u know that kinda stuff. hahaha damn retarded! and i thought that was gonna be my life can u believe it! i thought i was gonna grow up doing that forever hahahah. and my aim was to be the best gamer in history hahaha so ghey. ok not like i got much of a life now anyway. but im definitely not as into games as i used to be. even spent $$$ to buy sojs if u remember whats that.

ok what a no link to todays physics paper. but wth i give u a tip. do NOT listen to electrico the morning before any exam. cos i was having earworms throughout the paper the stupid love in new wave song. huhehuheh. man i gotta buck up. but theres still this complacency within me like cos "oh tmr is bio mcq ONLY can bring dice and roll dunneed study" and "aiya maths only need to study 30min" and "bio options only a few chapters no kick" hahaha im a master deciever. yes i decieve myself alot.

and theres this freakin pimple in between my eyebrows. this is one time a monobrow would come in useful hahah! can cover the pimple! must be the stress man. or lack of. or maybe cos short hair then cannot block out dirt flying into my face hahah see im decieving myself again totototoootototot

Thursday, September 07, 2006

fill these spaces up with days

aiyoooo i gotta say its so sadddd seeing paul twohill leave sg idol!! although i still support jon leong. but paul is cool man hahah shat it should have been jasmine. then everyone was like crying when he kenna kicked. and what a tactic he use his hair to cover his crying face!! its like getting jacked when ur so near to the end u know. i know that kinda feeling it sucks. reallllly sucks. no wonder everyones so sad for him awwwwwww. and it was kinda like judges fault also cos they choose some dunno what ghey song for him to sing. so jacked lor.

augustana crazy

She said, I think I'll go to Boston
I think I'll start a new life
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather
I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain
I think I'll go to Boston
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of Sunset
I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice, oh yeah

zeeeeeeeeee haha heard a lame joke from gay hairdresser today. duno why he ask me whether i wear specs or not. then i said yes. then he say aiya dun need wear la just look at green colour relax eye can already. u gimme $5 note green colour i look lah! HAHAH!

bio test was ghey fail fail fail! and yesterday went swimming again with benny. and we saw cue wai hahahaha not bad leh better than the real deal. haha and benny teach me how to front crawl ok i managed to do it after a few laps of practising. damn tiring but cool i should have gone for proficiency test dammit. then went play pool hahaha with cho yau's father. aiya wear specs cannot play properly u know cos when u bend down then the specs are like hanging below ur line of sight u know what i mean? haha ok fine excuses. but somehow it feels like prelims are over already la everyday go out and play play. haiya. so naughtyyyyyyy. oh man i just saw this new song by ronin featuring fiona xie hahahah i wanna get it but no search results!! anyone can help me pls heheh uZAP! oh now there is this new advert by nivea called goodbye cellulite!! looks gd eh, it promises cure for big bottom, thunder thighs and flabby arms hahahahah!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

turtlepower

omg whats with turtles on msn!!! since yesterday ive been seeing everyone appear online with turtles on their msn nicks. and i thought, isit msn got new version or something then everyone is SOOO amazed by the new emoticons or something?? but then again, if theres a new version and i didnt update, how can i see it right? SO, i later found out that its cos of that croc hunter guy. aiyo croc hunter die only everyone so sad meh?? how come nobody put some gay symbol when the indian guy who wrote the pledge for singapore (i forgot his name) died?? how come nobody WOOHOO when arnold swarchanenhneh became governer?? hahahahh ok whatever this is becoming random. and croc hunter doesnt have anything to do with turtles?!?! the only thing it reminds me of is...shane yuen turtlepower hahaha!

Monday, September 04, 2006

time stops when you find that feeling

you reached in your pocket and pulled out a pass that says you can take me anywhere

okay HELOOOOOOOOO! its been great plus not so great this weekend. well firstly, the studying bug hasnt hit me yet hahaha the exam timetable looks like a piece of toilet paper i can shit on seriously. heheh and that reminds me of some eat shit incident!!

ok on thursday we went shopping+movie! but shopping i jacked some salesman by asking him to get the stuff and then sneaking out of the store hahaha. and its so wierd seeing so many j1s walking around including my juniors whom i tried avoiding haha. and so many retards wearing same shirt as me but definitely not as hot hehe! ok the highlight: the devil wears prada!! haha excellent show! and the the the the lady boss (OMG I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME) is dam funny. she reminds me of julia huang totally. and the nigel guy quite funny also hahah.

went out with benny too first time in a long time. ha aiya not botak la exaggerated only. i think cut hair already still longer than mine. heheh played pool also which i havent done like this whole year. but the place so cheenapok with so many ah lian ger ger down there i also sian ah.

yay went to benny and ian's church on saturday! had some evangelical service mah. hahaha ian very sad cos duno who pang seh him eh. and hahaha oh ya benny and me agree that ian likes VEHICLES OMG!! hahahah next one MRT isit. hahahah or lorry ok not funny anymore. and wah benny good taste lah gd luck to hot pink. i see u got problem concentrating hehehheh. what a humjipeng. OKAY about the service: there was worship, testimonials, drama. haha the testimonials part was the funniest! one of the guys called keith was talking bout how God brought him back despite all his efforts to run away. but he started with something totally no-link to catch our attention. he said 22 yrs ago (i presume thats his age), something wonderful happened. while he was floating inside his mothers womb, he defaecated. hahahah then he explained the meaning of defaecated as "shit in my mother's womb". then he say "can u imagine swimming around in the fluid in your mothers womb and having a floating piece of shit there!!" hahaha it could have gone inside his mouth and if he had swallowed it he could have been born a retard or something! hahaha dam funny guy.

oh yea yesterday my chem tuition teacher said a DAMN LAME JOKE. he said his pastor told the congregation adam and eve must have been non-chinese. cos if they were, they would have eaten the snake. actually not funny la tooooot.

aiya im very bored now. my ipod is beyond full already. and oh rogue wave is my hot new favourite band!

shat i didnt sign up for the mock bio test this thurs. but should be can still go right.