love taught me to lie

okay where i left off! oh ya i think priscilla's answer to the q&a segment was way past cool!! haha the "my friends ask me not to answer any questions, just stand here smile and look pretty" BEST leh.

ok after prom we headed down to indochine for a drink. tried lychee martini. haha i ate the lychee in a very wierd manner. but its nice! dunno why the girls said was bitter. but didnt expect it to be so strong leh. after about half the glass i already abit dingdong like that. haha u should have seen how red my face was after that. but i was perfectly sane ok. better than rong would was talking in slurs haha!

didnt go for post prom! cos we were inexperienced i guess. but he had just as much fun anyway. cabbed back to fawn's house and celebrated sebassss bday! haha surprise surprise! and talked nonsense and played taboo. come on u gotta admit my taboo skills are ownage man!!

oh ya and fawns bro isaac is cute too! haha i think he eat too much of the yellow food colouring (i forgot which isit) then cause hyperactivity ah? haha. cause of sebas la kept asking him to poke me!! and noodles for lunch was yummy! and cake too.

more prom pics? yea i think everyone looked pretty/handsome!












































haha im like some pimp la.

tongue-tied and in a dilemma

"hello rong u got skinny TIE right?"

that day before prom i was just walkin around lookin for shoes ma. and thinking of whether i should get jacket. and whether i should really get bow tie! then decided on gettin skinny tie to go with jacket. walao then i call rong and guess what. she just go "huh?" like 10 times and kept laughing. cos.. she thought i say skinny THIGH hahahahahahahhahah! oh pls why would i say something like that! like some sicko perv.

now that prom is over, i think shopping so much for clothes wasnt worth it la. not really the money, more of the time and the stresssssing over what to wear. now it doesnt seem like a really big deal. like so many guys there wear so casual.. got shirt and jeans kind some more. and david wong wore v-neck tshirt revealing a BUSH of chest hair la OMG!!! so disgusting!

and cw sat our table. so wierddd. like we still gotta behave ourselves cos shes there. then got once when the whole table went off to find ppl to take pictures, i saw her sitting alone at the table so sad! :( haha oh ya she say sebas look like my dad?! and when we were leaving the place that night, she ask me to look after the girls?!?! hahah like im some pimp like that.

and so sad i think i could have won best dressed leh! i mean cos yong hwee won best dressed, and his dressing is like almost same as mine! the only diff was i had a tie and he didnt, and he had a beret, and i dont. so kind of balance off what. aiya maybe he popularer ma. plus he is council so he is senior to the prom organising committee so they must give him face lor. hahaha ok self denial. basket the prize was $100 topman voucher i could sure do with that!

and the prom king nominees are a joke la. got better guys out there like the bballer and monkey face (haha kidding) and maybe long john? ok u get the point. prom queen ok la except for i dunno who is the vanessa person! but expected michelle to win. haha the prom king/queen dance segment quite cool eh. aiya i nv take picture with prom queen leh. and prom queen nominee pris. and larissa too! hahahah.

and took pic with some random ppl like the s72 guy. haha make me look ultra gay going up to his friend and asking for picture. paisehhh ah. and sssssssssh and qquqyqyqyyqyqiwiqiqi hahaha! at least she said she like my suspenders!! :p kevin. haha herng liang also appeared as one of the best dressed. emo style! but he said he was in the toilet when they were showing the video so funny! dang maybe if i had worn bow tie i can get my hands on that $100 voucher.

oh ya forgot to add my camera was retro too! haha 2.1 megapixels leh so ancient. and it looks like a brick. can use as weapon already la! so sory for lousy picture quality. and aiya lazy put up all the pictures. which is gd for viewers also duneed take so long to load haha! just a few la.

emo style!

acting cute haha.

haha actually i DO like my suspenders! :) i think i will wear it in time to come heh heh. and more skinny ties!

ok will blog more about what happened after prom soon its really late now. haha cya! anw sis went to camp so i can use comp alot more now!

39 not-so-happy avenue east

prom's just round the corner! sure everyones busy preparing and stuff. hahah dont stress over it ok its just a one night thing!

but not everythings going well at home man.. i thought everything was cleared up that night we celebrated mums bday. haha all so happy and stuff then just the next day bomb again. walao. whose side am i on? i think i'll just stick with myself to be safe alright.

yea went malaysia last week with dad and younger sis. omg so borrring! i can memorize the tv programmes on chan 5 and 8 from sat to tues la! the only thing we could do there is tv, eat, read book. BUT, bought some moviesssss! still havent started watching any yet, gotta start soon!

oohhhh yesterday went sentosa with sebas rong and peiyu! so exciting i learnt blading for the first time. hahaha rong keep saying "legs v-shape!" aiyo. hahah ok they were great teachers. thankiessss! really enjoyed myself. and then after that we went to the beach. me and sebas went into the water and wade around abit hahahah wading pool. and the girls just rolled in the sand like sandbath like that hahaha.

shopping with sebas and kevin today was quite productive! both of them got all their stuff in one day omg and im still not done! fawn joined us for awhile too. and saw manymany ppl in fareast too. combo hah! all the guys i know are wearing jacket/blazer! im the only loser without la. dammit. i think im gonna look like a joke la dammit. the most informal dressed guy leh. aiya whatever la retro mah hahahaha! no stress! take picture only what!

gd nite. i wanna make a wish that... my ipod will be miraculously repaired! plsplspls. and nice haircut plsplspls too no disasters.

kick start my rock n roll heart

beautifullllll!

haha sucha sissified day! went to all kinds of girly shops la. cos went out with sisters for the first time hahahah! mums bday, had dinner at hai tien lou at pan pacific. so funny when they served the cake! cos its a cantonese restaurant i think, then the waitress started singing some wierd unknown song in a dialect which i didnt understand. hahahah! like some wayang opera like that!

oooh went out with sebas rong kevin fawn peiyu yesterday. peiyu and fawn left early. haha lots of shopping! and rain too. oh man the chocolate float from swensens is just like a scoop of choc ice cream in ice milo la. and beef pepper rice is so exciting haha! ok i dunno why im amused. oh yea! rong was filling out this feedback form halfway then we started changing the personal particulars to random stuff like MAK FOO why and what putting my number there and saying "im sexy call me!" hahaha so lamO!

arghh shirt $70 pants $70 jacket (maybe) 170 thats so over budget already! and thats not counting shoes and belt and manicure and facial! hahaha kiddding bout the last part there of course. seriously!

alright off to malaysia tmr. back on tues! i'll try to finish at least one library book before i return hahah. screw the diet! right.

why'd u sing hallelujah if it means nothing to ya

straylight run - existentialism on prom night

Sing like you think no one's listening
You would kill for this
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
You would, you would

Sing me something soft,
Sad and delicate,
Or loud and out of key,
Sing me anything
We're glad for what we've got,
Done with what we've lost
Our whole lives laid out right in front of us

wasup u all! missing my comp badly. as most of u should know, my access to the internet is SERIOUSLY limited. and it cant happen at such a better time haha. i can only access thru dad or sis' laptop. and ipod cable just refuses to work too.

well, first bout exams. not too confident there. especially for bio. and s paper today was killer man!! haha just hope i dont get 14/100 again. and this yrs papers are all very wierd. well most at least. physics got wierd qn bout why does africa have low radioactive count or smth. and how do u prevent water loss to evaporation besides covering the surface?? still boggling me hahahaha huge nerd :p

oh man thomson crispy prata is damn freakin nice!! first time i ate bomb prata too. i think its the best creation of all the cheese/butter/mushroom cheese and all the kinds of prata. but very sinful too! but ahah must feel guilty then u will work harder right?? :p

prom is retarded why cant we just wear singlets and shorts?

i dont wanna go broke dressing up for one night! but also dont wanna look like some loser. ahha ok i'll figure that out later.

anw i gotta catch up with many ppl this hols man! before im off to tekong in less than 2 months time. but going overseas this hols too! malaysia to visit grandpa from 25-28, taiwan from 9-14 i think. so not much time left!

im suddenly reminded of SMACK THAT!

is princess hours really that nice?? :p the girl looks like she got more swollen lips than me seriously haha. and the prince guy is quite ghey.

and vivocity is perpetually crowded whyyy. must be cos its new and stuff. but shouldnt the novelty wear off soon? haha someone pronounced the wading pool like wedding pool. but i know the food republic there has some gd stuff! but expensive la.

oh well hope everything turns out fine. (internet, exams, parents, money, prom, taiwan omg so many things)

once bitten, twice broken

the hush sound
lighthouse

Take what you need while there's time
The city will be earth in a short while
If I'm not mistaken it's been in flames
You and I will escape to the seaside

There is a storm in the distance
The wind breathing warning of its imminence
There is a lighthouse five hundred yards down
You and I will be safe there

There is a girl who haunts that lighthouse
She saved me, I was swimming
So young I almost drowned
Under the water she sang a story
Of losing her lover
She calls a warning

Love, you are foolish, you're tired
Your sleeplessness makes you a liar
The city is burning
The ocean is turning
Our only chance is the lighthouse

Her lover was a sailor
She went and she waited there
The door locked from the outside
Lover never arrived so she sings there
Soft as a siren luring the ships off their course, how alarming

We went in, we climbed up and looked out
The door locked from the outside
Three ghosts in a lighthouse

gotta keep goinggggggggggggg.

you gave me away to the angels

testing testing 123. woooo modem is working! hahah guess whos back.

new trunks, new suspenders (perhaps!). new modem, new printer, new songsss!!

omg, 1 week left! better not waste any more time. the comp's such a distraction. and its a miracle how i scraped thru all my previous bio papers now that i found out theres alot i never understood. hahahah! anw retail therapy soon!

if only you could see,

oh well, farewell assembly today. really gonna miss the whole class.. dang. and noooo moreeeee spying hehehheh! hmm i guess its true u really never treasure the things u have till they are gone. like how i should have scooped when i got the chance eh right sebas? hahahah. but well life has to go on. aiya this sounds so sad!! hahahah actually i was damn high today i dunno why. maybe its the food from the buffet just now. or maybe its the latte. ahhah oh and kevin thinks zhao geng (accidental exposing of things supposed to be kept private eg. women diapers) is the same as chao geng. hahahah and vee vee is kinda like kevin she says disgusting as disGOOSting. hahahaha sooo like kevin's booger king!! oh mannnn. ngentot! and sebas thinks shokobutsu is hello in japanese hahahahahh. oh btw we had sakae sushi buffet la. and rong was counting the no of plates till bout 30+, and i bluffed them and said "u know if u reach 50 u will get......" and peiyu says "menopause?" hahahahahahahh joke of the century!! and rong says go army all the army guys got boobs. i think she meant boots la but whatever who knows what shes thinking that wierdu. okok i think ill update more tmr. gotta wake up tmr man. take care! and btw cw is nice nice! the 3 beads actually represent more than 3 ppl lah u know who u are hehe :)

sure & stedfast

omg i got 14/100 for the maths s mock. i think i got the lowest in level la. wheeee do i get an award for that? ok thurs ponned sch (one of the very few times). and yesterday (friday) we had our last friday chem lesson with mdm lee. hahahah she made the lesson very funny la! actually only a few ppl went. i think maybe bout 10 ppl? cos earlier that week during one of the tutorials she walked out on us appearing quite pissed. so maybe thats why ppl didnt wanna attend her fri lesson. but well it wasnt so bad. after the lesson she had another of her storytelling. (her last ever time she can story tell to us, she said) hahah. about her application for dbs' everyday card. its supposed to be a credit card for everyday use la. so supposed to be easier to apply than platinum etc. but she was pissed that her everyday card application kena rejected even tho she already had a platinum. hahahah maybe thats why she bad mood on monday.

OK go. had bb old boys gathering today! havent seen many of them in agessss. actually didnt know what to expect. but after going for it, well it wasnt that bad after all! actually whatever ppl say bout bb boys being ghey or sissy is all WHATEVER la ok. seriously. and the officers are great! they genuinely wanna change the lives of boys. requires lots of commitment too. ha! ok so today was kinda like a games day. played soccer on the sas basketball court. and the swimming pool was open to public too. but none of my friends went in so well.. but got some waterpolo guys inside also heh heh :p no red trunks though. saw many seniors too. some in army now and some already in uni. like gerald tan and vinay. hahah and they all say cannot recognize me lor. what last time sec 1 come in recruit that time i so fat and chubby. and say i look better last time?? thats like ouch man. hah kidding. but seriosuly i saw a pic of myself during one of the bb overnight hikes at some cemetry last time ah, bending over cooking a packet of instant noodles, omg hahahah i also think i damn cute la :p hehehehe. gabriel is cool man still so committed to bb. i think i might go back too. aiya so sad sanjay aravinth eugene all never come. aiya actually my graduating batch is one of the smallest batches. i rmb sec 1 we had 11 or 12 then dropped to 5 by sec4. haha! oh cool and they gave us a new company tshirt today damn nice! cant believe im saying this but i miss bb!

no, i dont want you at all

ha last week i got caught for wearing my pants too low by the sonowabitch kaysi liong. that bustard (haha like mustard) bloody toot gh3yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. seriously pure gayness ok. i bet he got motive one ok. dunno why i keep attracting the wrong kind of ppl with wrong sexual orientation hahahehehe! basket. after assembly he come and say "excuse me young man look where u wearing your pants." i was thinking "obviously on my body lah DUH." then he said something bout i wear my pants look like skirt with leggings whatever la. cant help it that his ass so big fill out his entire pants right. bloody toot then ask me pull up my pants higher. and its not like i didnt obey or anything. i very guai guai pull up already. but obviously he wasnt done with me (i emphasize he is ghey). he ask cw to come over. and whine to her that he asked me pull up my pants and i didnt listen. bloody toot blind or what. i bet he was hoping for an opportunity to say "u dont want to pull up isit? i pull up for u ok boy." bloody ghey shit. luckily cw saved my ass ask me get a belt and ok end of story. or so i hope. walao i dont think i will ever forgive him. not forgetting how he whines bout schoolboys having to shave their sideburns every day like shaving moustache. craZyyy biatch. not like he very fashion also. skin so fair fair wear pink shirt some more. and the face also so many craters i thought i was the first man on the moon la!

heh heh and sorry to whoever i told to do maths sajc prelim. hehe jacked lah ok. oh hahahhaha and today sebas was counting how many holes!!! omg u should try it some time. and i want my tv mobile arghhhh channel 8 or channel 5 or suria or vassantham also can.

hello lonely

red hot chili peppers - especially in michigan

Cry me a future
Where the revelations run amok
Ladies and gentlemen
Lions and tigers come running
Just to steal your luck

heheh. i still keep thinking bout the kolam ayer game!! dunno why. its just so funny seeing all the faggots hahah. reminds me of beho kicking the railing for nothing acting cool hahah! and the stoopid arif who keeps saying chut chut borshirikae. pandhi mavaneh. naieeeeeee. and prithib the pro haha yea rite. i wana watch borat!! screw the exams man its end of warmup ok. heheheh. and oh ya i just rmbered!! those guys shawn tan benho are damn retarded and random. benho asked whether shawntan got new girlfriend or not. lol i also dunno then he came up with an imaginary girl called michelle. then throughout the pool game that night they keep going michelle michelle! hahahah suddenly michelle became everyones gf.

hah ok my grades are confirmed. but like i said........ end of warmup!! laugh all u want man hahaha cos its gonna be no kick.

righttttttttttt. if its gonna be no kick i gotta get off the comp now. cya man. and if ur bored, try listening to people in planes they got great tracks!

in desperation

hello again. managed to sneak here for a quick one before going to bed. feelin quite drowsy now arghhhhh. and gotta do this quick before i get caught using the comp and find my keyboard missing AGAIN tmr. okkk gotta recall what happened this week.

hmm after the last paper, chem mcq, went home. wow so exciting. went to tiong bahru to collect the ipod nano lucky draw prize which my mum won. and its sooo ghey its only 1gb! aiyo. waste my time going all the way there. and benny knows how i got jacked 5 times consecutively. omg i think thats it for now man. hahahah seriously. omg i cant take it!!

oh and on wed we had pe!! for the first time in ages. hahah actually i was planning to play anything during pe or whatever. just had the impression that the guys might play soccer so i brought along pe clothes that morning. sure enough, they brought ball and we played lo. played against s71 guys and abit of henry's class. hah oh yea i gotta mention this man.. i scored hahahah! first time in ages ok. tyco or whatever la but thats not the point. someone took a corner then i was unmarked in front of goal so wheeeee ok whatever. hahaha but the ball bounced once first so only get 2000 pts instead of 4000. haha lame inside joke. anw we went out on wed after sch also to celebrate peiyu bday! had cafe cartel then they went to secret recipe for more cake. and then caught the banquet. which was a super chimmm show. probably for chinese lit ppl. and the fight scenes are ultra bloody. can here the squishy sound of sword piercing flesh that kinda thing. and the empreror is super sicko keep fiddling with his sextoy thingy. hahah and the ending is kinda screwed up. maybe its meant to leave the ending open to interpretation but to me it just wasnt worth the money.

ok yea and we were supposed to go sentosa today. they've been planning it since one of the weekdays! but as usual, jacked again. hahah sebas called this morn just as i was about to leave the house. bad weather la. but actually its a gd thing la cos sentosa cancelled then i kinda had more free time in the afternoon. which was gd cos brian wiraat smsed me in the morn saying he just reached singapore and will be staying for one day only. so wanted to watch movie and play soccer today. yea! but hes such a pig. went to sleep after smsing me and only woke up at 4pm. and kolam ayer was fully booked. so didnt play soccer in the end. in the end only me, benny, brian met up at cine to catch movie and eat dinner and play dota and talk cock. and guess what, there was the dance floor auditions and the youth park there also today! but thats not the pt. outside cine there was this canon digicam booth. and and and there was jade seah!!! hahah remember the miss singapore runner up?? quite hot look like fiona xie one. yeah while me and benny were standing at the cine main entrance waiting for brian, we heard the guy announce something over the speakers but we werent paying attention. "........... miss singapore photogenic jade seah!" hahah then our head instantly turn. like natural reflex like that hahahah damn funny. even brian say not bad leh. hah ok we watched john tucker. which is my 2nd time watching that show. hahahah but still found it quite funny yea. after the show we went to play dota on bnet 5v5. and surprisingly won. ok i dont normally play on bnet la. but i think brian is quite pro! hahah seriously man. okkkk left orchard at 12 plus man no more bus. shared cab home. im tired. gona sleep now. yay kolam ayer tmr 5pm hopefully!

if i could be your first real heartache

wheeeee stupid rain today!! hahaha i had to carry a huge bag around today altho i didnt bring anything. JUST TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA hahahahaha how dumb is that! anw YAY finally went out again with benny the faggot hahah

ok cool my mum won an ipod nano from a lucky draw! but dont think im gonna use it anw cos its like same memory space as mini right. dunno havent collected it yet. ha oh ya distracted. lol the first thing we did today is go bowling so ghey!! like havent done that for ages man. hahahah we were like "eh must get above 100 leh dont malu ourselves". and of course we did. after adding our scores together that is LOL. ok dam gay and normally u gotta exchange ur shoes at the counter for the bowling shoes right. but the lady there insisted us to keep our own shoes hahahah i think cos it was super wet from the rain and disgusting.

oh then went to watch the HOST. some korean show. its supposed to be horror flick la but its damn freakin funny!! more comedy than anything else ahahahhah! countless retarded scenes. and the funny parts are all damn unexpected cos its like everything is so serious and tense then suddenly some idiot will do something stupid. (SPOILER) haa ok the funniest part me and benny agree is this part a few of the main characters were being chased by the monster. and they were firing shotguns at the thing la hahah then the father ran out of ammo and asked who have anymore ammo. then the retarded son said "i think i have one left". so the dad ask them all to run first and he wanted to stay by himself to kill the monster. a few seconds later the monster was already right in front of the old man's face. he took aim at the monsters face andddddd CLICK no ammo. LOL immediately they show the son counting his fingers (cos he counted his number of shots wrongly!! actually used all the ammo but he thought still have one!) HAHAHAHA damn funny he jacked his own dad la. ok not gonna spoil it anymore for u.

whehehe i need a sheeeeeeeeeet

ohhhh and recieved birthday card from jason!! hahah damn nice got a picture of 4 ultra pot-bellied men on the front hahahah lucky no npppppp

SUPERMAN

hellogoodbye - shimmy shimmy quarter turn

The wilted flowers that I gave
Not as nice as your bouquet
All the lyrics that I wrote
Not as smart as the words you spoke
Starlight above my hometown
Ain't as bright as the star I've found
Every drawing that I drew
Was never ever as cute as you

I-I-I'm serious as a heart attack
I'm looking in my almanac
I've gotta find out all the things
Find out where she got her wings
Shimmy shimmy quarter turn
I feel like I will never learn
How can I check lost and found
When I'm too busy getting down?

Woo!

Take it back to square one
Gotta get it back to
A back up plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one

haha benny and i got telepathy la. just as i was typing this out, he sent me 2 songs on msn. errr one is by hellogoodbye and the otherone is called superman. walao so tyco!! see my blog title is superman and andand the above song also hellogoodbye. okokokokok he says qy is at his house in his toilet now lol and sheesh is on my bed.

hahahah yea benny said about the ah beng ah bang thing damn funny!! aiyo very hard to blog now got so many msn convos flashing below my screen!! oh ya which reminds me today on the way home on tv mobile there was the JUST FOR LAUGHS. and im tellin ya i saw the funniest one in my whole life!! there were these 2 actors wearing the full radioactive suits. u can imagine head to toe covered in rubber that kind. then they were holding this big cylinder. and on the cylinder got the toxic sign. u know the pic of the skull and bones to show that inside contains dangerous chemicals etc. then they drop the whole thing into a swimming pool!! OMG DAMN FUNNY the guy in the pool ran out of the pool and was damn pissed hahahahahahahahahahahahah best man!!

yesterday they came my house after bio paper 1 before maths paper 2. aiyo ok lah i know my house very messy ok but im a simple guy hahahahah i can act in the simple life with paris hilton plsssss!! hahah and they play with the body fat index thingy and i got error again. ok dota time!!

faggot ? im a faggot (:

yay i knw caleb's pw xP

caleb told me to blog about kevin. cos he mispronounced ahBENG as ahBANG. lol what a joke.
tonight caleb, kevin, and i ( maybe sebas ) are gonna play dota. and i think im gonna pawn all of them. (:

eee. i think bloggin is ghey xP

anw. here is a list of things to knw about caleb wong yong zhao ( 18 )

1. He got N***** H*** (trust me you dont want to knw what this is)
2. He and i got 12 pecs all together ( i got eleven and he got 1)
3. He was in a gang in secondary sch called "Lamers United" :P (HAHA)
4. He was one of the true love players in 2B ( he liked chemi LOL )
5. After more than 4yrs of soccer, he still cannot kick the ball abv 2m ( you noobcake)
6. His greatest achievement in secondary sch besides being top student is CLASS NOTICEBOARD committe member ( with brian wirrat )
7. He is Mr Marimutu's biggest fan ( and jeffery au too )
8. He likes to kneejab ppl ( however, since mr poon ... LOL )
9. He had ingrown toenail and always used it as an excuse to hide his pathetic soccer skills ( xP )
10. He is ghey. Just like me ( xP )

i bet u regret giving me your pw xP

yours truely, BENNY xP

cant even recognize myself behind

well u can say that lots have changed. remember how last time i was retardedly no life and everyday rush home after school to LEVEL UP my d2 characters or earn gb gold or u know that kinda stuff. hahaha damn retarded! and i thought that was gonna be my life can u believe it! i thought i was gonna grow up doing that forever hahahah. and my aim was to be the best gamer in history hahaha so ghey. ok not like i got much of a life now anyway. but im definitely not as into games as i used to be. even spent $$$ to buy sojs if u remember whats that.

ok what a no link to todays physics paper. but wth i give u a tip. do NOT listen to electrico the morning before any exam. cos i was having earworms throughout the paper the stupid love in new wave song. huhehuheh. man i gotta buck up. but theres still this complacency within me like cos "oh tmr is bio mcq ONLY can bring dice and roll dunneed study" and "aiya maths only need to study 30min" and "bio options only a few chapters no kick" hahaha im a master deciever. yes i decieve myself alot.

and theres this freakin pimple in between my eyebrows. this is one time a monobrow would come in useful hahah! can cover the pimple! must be the stress man. or lack of. or maybe cos short hair then cannot block out dirt flying into my face hahah see im decieving myself again totototoootototot

fill these spaces up with days

aiyoooo i gotta say its so sadddd seeing paul twohill leave sg idol!! although i still support jon leong. but paul is cool man hahah shat it should have been jasmine. then everyone was like crying when he kenna kicked. and what a tactic he use his hair to cover his crying face!! its like getting jacked when ur so near to the end u know. i know that kinda feeling it sucks. reallllly sucks. no wonder everyones so sad for him awwwwwww. and it was kinda like judges fault also cos they choose some dunno what ghey song for him to sing. so jacked lor.

augustana crazy

She said, I think I'll go to Boston
I think I'll start a new life
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather
I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain
I think I'll go to Boston
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of Sunset
I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice, oh yeah

zeeeeeeeeee haha heard a lame joke from gay hairdresser today. duno why he ask me whether i wear specs or not. then i said yes. then he say aiya dun need wear la just look at green colour relax eye can already. u gimme $5 note green colour i look lah! HAHAH!

bio test was ghey fail fail fail! and yesterday went swimming again with benny. and we saw cue wai hahahaha not bad leh better than the real deal. haha and benny teach me how to front crawl ok i managed to do it after a few laps of practising. damn tiring but cool i should have gone for proficiency test dammit. then went play pool hahaha with cho yau's father. aiya wear specs cannot play properly u know cos when u bend down then the specs are like hanging below ur line of sight u know what i mean? haha ok fine excuses. but somehow it feels like prelims are over already la everyday go out and play play. haiya. so naughtyyyyyyy. oh man i just saw this new song by ronin featuring fiona xie hahahah i wanna get it but no search results!! anyone can help me pls heheh uZAP! oh now there is this new advert by nivea called goodbye cellulite!! looks gd eh, it promises cure for big bottom, thunder thighs and flabby arms hahahahah!

turtlepower

omg whats with turtles on msn!!! since yesterday ive been seeing everyone appear online with turtles on their msn nicks. and i thought, isit msn got new version or something then everyone is SOOO amazed by the new emoticons or something?? but then again, if theres a new version and i didnt update, how can i see it right? SO, i later found out that its cos of that croc hunter guy. aiyo croc hunter die only everyone so sad meh?? how come nobody put some gay symbol when the indian guy who wrote the pledge for singapore (i forgot his name) died?? how come nobody WOOHOO when arnold swarchanenhneh became governer?? hahahahh ok whatever this is becoming random. and croc hunter doesnt have anything to do with turtles?!?! the only thing it reminds me of is...shane yuen turtlepower hahaha!

time stops when you find that feeling

you reached in your pocket and pulled out a pass that says you can take me anywhere

okay HELOOOOOOOOO! its been great plus not so great this weekend. well firstly, the studying bug hasnt hit me yet hahaha the exam timetable looks like a piece of toilet paper i can shit on seriously. heheh and that reminds me of some eat shit incident!!

ok on thursday we went shopping+movie! but shopping i jacked some salesman by asking him to get the stuff and then sneaking out of the store hahaha. and its so wierd seeing so many j1s walking around including my juniors whom i tried avoiding haha. and so many retards wearing same shirt as me but definitely not as hot hehe! ok the highlight: the devil wears prada!! haha excellent show! and the the the the lady boss (OMG I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME) is dam funny. she reminds me of julia huang totally. and the nigel guy quite funny also hahah.

went out with benny too first time in a long time. ha aiya not botak la exaggerated only. i think cut hair already still longer than mine. heheh played pool also which i havent done like this whole year. but the place so cheenapok with so many ah lian ger ger down there i also sian ah.

yay went to benny and ian's church on saturday! had some evangelical service mah. hahaha ian very sad cos duno who pang seh him eh. and hahaha oh ya benny and me agree that ian likes VEHICLES OMG!! hahahah next one MRT isit. hahahah or lorry ok not funny anymore. and wah benny good taste lah gd luck to hot pink. i see u got problem concentrating hehehheh. what a humjipeng. OKAY about the service: there was worship, testimonials, drama. haha the testimonials part was the funniest! one of the guys called keith was talking bout how God brought him back despite all his efforts to run away. but he started with something totally no-link to catch our attention. he said 22 yrs ago (i presume thats his age), something wonderful happened. while he was floating inside his mothers womb, he defaecated. hahahah then he explained the meaning of defaecated as "shit in my mother's womb". then he say "can u imagine swimming around in the fluid in your mothers womb and having a floating piece of shit there!!" hahaha it could have gone inside his mouth and if he had swallowed it he could have been born a retard or something! hahaha dam funny guy.

oh yea yesterday my chem tuition teacher said a DAMN LAME JOKE. he said his pastor told the congregation adam and eve must have been non-chinese. cos if they were, they would have eaten the snake. actually not funny la tooooot.

aiya im very bored now. my ipod is beyond full already. and oh rogue wave is my hot new favourite band!

shat i didnt sign up for the mock bio test this thurs. but should be can still go right.

kinky=unsaturation in organic compounds hahaha!

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Are You Hot?

You Are Likely A Forth Born

At your darkest moments, you feel angry. At work and school, you do best when your analyzing. When you love someone, you tend to be very giving. In friendship, you don't take the initiative in reaching out. Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry. You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy.

The Birth Order Predictor

Your Learning Style: Curious and Brilliant

You are a very abstract learner. You can grasp even the most complex theories. You Should Study: Astronomy Biology Chemistry Computer Science Linguistics Mathematics Philosophy Physics Psychology

What Should You Study?

so gheyyyy i always thought cyclops was freakin gay sissy wimpy! aiya dammit i thought colossus would be nice. and im 2nd born not 4th. and the what should i study thingy makes me look like a total nerd walao such a spoiler. and and hahahaha im super spicy!!! i think the are u hot quiz is the only accurate one :p ahahhahaha ok lah i cheated they asked a question: if ur house is warming up and ur really hot what would u do? a.on the aircon b.go for a swim c.open the windows d.take off ur clothes. and i choose swimming! although there is no swimming pool at my house duh. haha so is that cheating?? hehehe anyway i redid the quiz and chose aircon instead still same answer i think the quizzes are all screwed and ghey and waste of time im never gonna do any of these again!

silence broken by your voice in the dark

we're so far away
Remembering everything about my world and when you came.
Wondering if the change you'd bring means nothing else would be the same
Did you know what you were doing?
Did you know?
Did you know how you would move me?
Well, I don't really think so
But the night came down and swept us away
And the stars they seemed to paint the most elaborate scene today

How could we know?
That song this show we'd learn so much about ourselves
Toledo to Tokyo, the words were scribed on every page
And now there's books up on our shelves

Did you know how you would move us?
Did you know?
When the lights first came upon us and we saw the everglow
And the moment's magic swept us away
And a young man's dream was almost seen so plain

When was the night that showed us the sign?
Revealed in the sky to leave all behind
But where to begin?
Throwing caution to the wind
We reached for the stars
Everything was now ours

Did you know how you would move me?
Did you know?
Did you know how you would move me?
Well, I don't even think so.
But the moment's magic swept us away
And it's so close but we're so far away
It's so close but we're so far away

bang! did u see peiyu's lj (livejournal)!?!?! haahha and whats with black hot dogs and sibei xi (west) bei (north) and queue heich.

wheee prelims was a BREEEEZE. actually not a breeze more like a fart. ok. it stinks. and aiya swimming proficiency test!! haiya.

DANCE LIKE A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh btw i cant find my mass spec and nmr notes i almost died today ok!!! shat i gotta go organise my stuff soon. soon. soon always becomes next year. anyway haha oh ya i said hi to gabriel today. he looked like he was having fun with the juniors, in front of his BRAND NEW LAPTOP with quote unquote THE SCREEN TOO BIG LEH. aiyo dunno whether he was whining or self-praising.

c: omg i didnt grab indian man's ass on purpose!!

arghhghghghg i got blogger's block. im stuck. fine thats it for now.

ok rong just reminded me hahaha i said when i saw peiyu's LIVEJOURNAL aka LJ. i said her latest one (update) very longggggg. geddit? aiyo whos the sick one hellol.

don't you breathe.

SMILE LIKE AN IDIOT

oh man why does it always happen to me!!

ok fine im gonna tell u bout how i scooped some indian man's ass ACCIDENTALLY. last week on a crowded bus, the indian guy was standing at the empty space near the door, leaning his ass on the seat handle. u piece of plastic just above the cushion for ppl to hold on to. yea he leaned his ass there and when the bus braked suddenly, i had to grab something, and it was pure reflexes ok i had to grab the handle. WHO KNOWS, i scooped the guys ass hahahah! and he like didnt bother me leh maybe he is ghey or something and he enjoyed it>??? whatever.

oh yay recieved the postcards today so nice! thank you everyone for writing and designing and wheeheeee! oh and ian and kenneth went for the sav swimming pool proficiency test today la. i also wanna go helloo who wanna see my ahem 6-PACK and wana go for the test with me pls let me know hehehe! actually i might actually fail it cos i cant actually do the front crawl right omg so embarrassing.

library is nice. nooooo the photosynthesis calvin/nike cycle is so dumb! hgaha got card from cab-mate eh so unexpected! hwheh and why is ms ngian starting to call me FLEBBY too.

plsplsplspls i hope and shit and whine and scream and hope that JOAKIM GOES HOME TONIGHT!!! vote 4 to 43657 for jonathan leong.

teenage fanclub.fallen leaves
Fallen leaves on the overground
Riding the blue train's empty line all around
On the evening run, I say you'rethe only one
All around the golden low sinking bright of the sun

See a simple spark
Bleed a burning flame
It seems so now
Everything's so near
Oh, come on over
The future's here

So brighten up, there is more to become
Fasten down every day
Cos nothing's tied, nothing stays
And I need a driving life
Cos the static weight draws too much useless dust
It gathers up, it blocks the way

Watch the landing lights
On a passing plane
It seems so now
Everything's so near
Oh, come on over
The future's here

seventeen no more

jimmy eat world.seventeen
Hung up here on a web of comfort
Taking off with nowhere to go
Standing tall with your new cloak armor
Making out like it's all been done
It's harder than it seems
You'll slip but never fall

Tearing down what we built up so well
Layin low as you came my way
Look alive with your head on backwards
Going off when there's nothin wrong
It's only in your dreams
But it felt like it was real

Hang loose, my friend don't walk away from me
Cause i really think you're cool
Is it worth turning back despite these open hands?
You're tearing me apart



















random pics: from top: rong's ice cream birthday cake which looks like kryptonite. me looking stupid in pizza hut. me looking stupid in pizza hut AGAIN. a bruce lee tshirt which looks suspiciously like jason hahaha dabus.

pictures speak a thousand words right. ok i just gave u all 4 thousand words so BYEBYE im gonna study hahahaha. er aiya FINE i just came back from toapayoh which was quite empty and nice.

oh yea i would like to say thanks to EVERYONE who remembered my bday and for your wishes and gift and hugs and muacks muacks omg! and also to thank everyone who actually remembered but secretly dont wanna wish me cos shy or something (heh heh in a lame attempt to console myself).

dad had some free one night stay at pan pacific hotel or smth so went there on saturday night. its a pretty place! the lifts there are amazing ok. cos they make ppl like me wanna pee in my pants especially when u take the lift up to the 37th storey. its the kinda of bubble lift overlooking the outside of the building thingy. had dinner at this really expensive chinese restaurant. omg the waitresses there where super tight cheongsam-like uniforms with slits all the way up to the ass ok!! but if u thought it was a good thing, think again. cos they are all aunty aunty kind with stern faces. and when one of them bent over to refill the tea, erm i HAPPENED (not purposely) to see tons of cellulite on her thigh hahaha doesnt this just remind you of somebody :p and the hotel has huge tennis courts there and a nice swimming pool with angmoh babes inside. and dont u think the most exciting of hotel rooms are the toilet?? hahaha every hotel toilet is super different! i mean the bedroom and stuff how much can they change right. but its always the toilet that makes the difference. RIGHT?? to me at least la.

oh yay i got the monkey shirt! and what a coincidence peiyu lost her wallet on the same day as benny.

ok a few days ago peiyu sebas rong kevin renling gave me this converse shoes!! olive green. haahhaha omg jason's shoe la with the colourful stripes inside. then keep bluffing me what they booked the macdonalds at kap and organised those macdonalds birthday thingy. of course i didnt believe la hehehe. went marina sq pizza hut and they keep making me do stupid things like wear barney hat. and they requested the ppl at the counter to play some happy bday song on the speakers! hahaaha oh but when we were there, there was this other group of cheenapok girls also celebrating someones bday at the same time. aiyo so AA. hahah which reminds me of hotgal by the window!! then we went to watch THE BREAKUP. so nehnehnehneh nice. aiyo the guy damn stupid leh get such a nice girlfriend like jennifer anniston then still wanna breakup is he DUMB OR WHAT!! and hahaha learnt new pickup line!! give free hotdogs to your whoever at a baseball game!

btw, say goodbye to GAY SHAT the purple pig!! thanks again everyone (including postcard ppl heh heh)

april 22nd at the avalon

i heard a damn lame joke today!! ok its not really a joke lah but whatever. i was having lunch then i heard someone ask this uncle "u take bus meh? where is your car?" then the uncle reply "i got car! bmw leh. stands for Bus Mrt Walk." AHHAHAHAH i dunno why i found it damn funny at that moment!!

ok NO MORE bad stuff from my mouth again. i'll try.

slow saturday

oh i forgot to add that last night on the way home i sat opposite jonathan leong from singapore idol on the train!! but that toot sebas had wasted my phone batt earlier that day playing what beach volleyball la. then low batt cannot use camera function so NO PICTURE damit hehe. of course i did not approach him mind u.

ain't that enough courtesy laughs

Well I'm a modern guy
I don't care much for the go-go
Or the retro image I see so often
Telling me to keep trying
Maybe you'll get here someday
Keep up the working.. ok
I close the book on them right there

We've been had
You say it's over
Sometimes I'm just happy I'm older
We've been had
I know it's over
Somehow it got easy to laugh out loud

the walkmen-we've been had

well im pretty shagged or tired right now. but got lots of things happening this week. and u know what its like when your thoughts run faster than ur fingers can type. well lots of emotions and thoughts this past week but i cant really capture them now.

ok but i will try to give a proper post this time hahaha! well ok coolstuff man on tues we had community serviceey for national celebrations. most of the j2 classes were assigned to collect newspapers. and we were one of the newspaper classes. aiya im not comparing which is easier or not but i think going to a childcare or something like that would be more meaningful and memorable. collect newspapers only get to jump around and hide in the shadows hahaha ok being random again. ANYWAY, we were given some really small blocks of flats. which we finished in less than 20 mins i think?? hahahaha really speedy man. so we "offered" to help s11 with their 10-storey block or something. and guess whos their ct?? hahaha some guy with the same surname as me and with questionable sexuality hehehe :p but we think he and carol would make a gd pair man. whehe! anyway after everything was done, guess what: cw bought us mini-cornettos! (is that how u spell it??) like wah surprise of the century! ok lah whatever but not so easy to buy me over ok EXCUSE ME. and we went to macs to slack after that. and cw POLITELY went "can u help me buy hotcakes pls thank you!" erm of course i couldnt say no right. especially since monday's bio test marks was in her hands hehehe :p aiyo. newspaper collection was quite a joke. but we saw this red bra hanging out of a window and i dunno why i laughed to myself (which is quite normal). why why why? cos its NATIONAL DAY EVE!! actually not funny leh. -.- and me and benny have a fetish for chij uniforms hahahahaha!! dunno why. and pls no rong pls spare us hahaha!

went to malaysia on national day eve. OMG the journey there was unbearable ok. and it wasnt the bumpy ride or anything. it was more of the dad vs mum going on in the car. and i had to be caught in the middle.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO!! helloooo i really envy those with nice warm families. sheesh am i whining again.

oh wells anyway yesterday i met up with 3 other 1st 3 months friends. cos of them who is indon was passing by singapore on the way to indo. and the organiser of the event made it sound like the whole class would be coming. in the end only 3 of us la. everyone pangseh (as usual). well this girl who was there kept telling us she got attached 2 months ago to this guy. but thats not all. i mean helloo im not exactly interested in your private life with your boyfriend why are u telling us so much stuff we dont need to know?? and i think its quite gross cos the guy had so many retarded rules for his girlfriend like cannot hold other girls hand, cannot kiss other girls, cannot hug other guys etc. SO RETARDED!! ok i hope she dont see this hehehe :p aiya actually i was just trying to whine about ppl taking a relationship as something to boast about. like "hahaha i got a boyfriend/girlfriend so i pwn ur ass u loser muahahaha how long already still single sooo sad nehnehnepoopoo!" OK. pls dont try that on me hahahaha i will just laugh my ass off!! seriously, that kinda attitude is so primary school ok! omg.

ok just came back from jean's farewell party. which was pretty well organised by ian vanessa gen floaters they all la! haha oh we had to play this game (courtesy of gamemaster gen). hahaha quite funny!! had to pass this tupperware thingy around like pass the parcel like that. when music stop then whoever kena must open the box and pick a slip of paper. which contains a question about jean (eg. whats her shoe size) or maybe some totally random question (eg who was america's previous president? and i thought the answer was bill gates LOL!). ok game started. and first one to kena was me whehehehe! luckily i got it correct. the crowd there was quite loud and happening but i think we are not really miscible? cos its like quite a council thing. haha but i think brynner was exceptionally funny. aiya sorry for dragging u guys to come man. BUT, i still know sebas' secret heh heh heh!

and oh ya chinese results released today! i got a C5! improvement from d7 leh. but oral still pass only. maybe cos this time the oral examiner is some hot young lady ah hahahaha! rong got b3 leh! eh sorrrrry kevin i think i sabo-ed u. hahahah but anyway, something funny today: chinese teacher smsed me "haha, you're a mother's boy :)" hahaha!! cos i said i will consult mum whether i should retake again mah. aiyo pls what mamas boy. im just being ahem ermmmmmm respectful??? haha cya folks my eyelid is only 1mm open.

where do we go now but nowhere

Let go
It's so hard to fill me in
You'd better run as fast as you can
When your eyes are getting low
Tomorrow'll say if you're lost and found

argh. you'll never know

bang and i'm gone

wow i slept more than 4 hours this afternoon can you believe it!! im becoming a pig la. ok i am. WHATEVER HEHE.

im really disappointing myself ok. like im wasting too much precious time (like sleeping 4 freakin hours!!)

scholars on sat was gd i think. one of the motivational speakers was damn funny!! you are a champion swimmer!! u beat 4,999,999 other sperms and reached the egg first woohoo!! and he kept emphasizing that all you smart ppl pls contribute back to society.

and woke up early and went for youth service for the first time in a longggg time on sunday!! but actually its cos i was ahem forced to teach the class. so wierd man like teaching guys my age and older. and learnt i gotta set commitments right before going ns. no smoking and no skippin church and whatever la.

oh yes we played badminton for pe this week! haha but i think the last time i played it seriously was in pri sch. so was like a freefrag liddat la. but anyway had fun. haha and kept jokin bout sharapova power shot whoooosshhh! and i remember i nearly got whacked in the face by shaun's racket. lucky i ducked in time haha.

and alison got new haircut! which looks like ms ong's which looks like darth vader hahaha! "(breath heavily) luke, im your father (breath heavily again)" haha.

and dunno who said the joke bout ms ngiam wearing APPLE clothes today cos it looks like an ipod sock hahahahahha!! cos she always wears MANGO stuff. ok i think that was quite lame.

and belt loop broke and wallet is heavy and im swinging (mood swinging)!

yum

local boy in the photograph - stereophonics

There's no mistake, I smell that smell
It's that time of year again, I can taste the air
The clocks go back, railway track
Something blocks the line again
And the train runs late for the first time

A pebble beach, we're underneath, a pier that's just been painted red
Where I heard the news for the first time

And all the friends lay down the flowers
Sit on the banks and drink for hours
Talk of the way they saw him last
Local boy in the photograph
Today

He'll always be 23, yet the train runs on and on
Past the place they found his clothing

He's gone away

aiya sebas is late this time hahahaha ok off to choir concert to see aini and mg hahahha! wah so many ppl pangseh la heheh. and chenchen is moving to hougang ha.

i know why!!

i just made a great discovery!! why i've been so whiny these days!! haha. cosss, the chair im sitting on is really hard and painful and hot and uncomfortable! that must explain everything ok. but that doesnt mean whining ends here. in fact, more whining coming up! about the woohoo cw.

yes thanks so much for jacking me in class yet again for the nth time. too much leh why everytime pick on me wan. paedophile isit? sory la im not interested. even if u think otherwise hahaha! actually i dont feel like saying what happened cos it just makes everything sound dumber. the only good thing she does is draw better than average fishes. hahaha.

OK i really suck at basketball alright. but well im happy that we did something for pe at least. cool huh.

AND, NO MORE MATHS S PAPER WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! but there is a mock exam for maths s after prelims. how dumb is that!?! if i get more than a ZERO it will be like WOW!

and service learning today! went to some home for the less intelligent kids (supposedly of iq 45-50). but some of them are quite funny!! while i was bending down doing something, some random boy came behind me and slapped my ass!! HAHAHAHA and i turned around and he smiled at me. whaaaaaa help first time i got molested la im damn sad. and to a spastic kid some more. and he is sadistic la still smile back at me. urgh. oh and thanks so much peiyu u get special mention right now for going right pass my bus stop without calling me to tell me that the 961 u were on goes to the destination!! hahaha its ok i forgive u. just owe me lunch haha! and special mention to rong also cos i asked what bus to take and she said 77. yea dam smart make me walk extra distance la in the end. okay it wasnt that far so i wont complain anymore. (argh im whining AGAIN!) lunch pls. and at the place there, we painted a wall for the kids' art and craft room. ok it was quite well designed by rong lah. eh i helped to paint a few purple fishes and red anemone. heheh i deserve to pass art ok!

after everything was finished at abt 5, we went to guthrie house which was quite nearby. ate icecream which was ok quite nice. and which made my beer belly bigger. which reminds me.

celebrated kevins bday on sunday! normally i would have been latest to arrive but that time i came in 2nd ok! just a little after ren. and read women's weekly which appeared on the table, i dont know how. and drank some LIME JUICE which was yucky yucky bitter.

which also reminds me, jean is leavin really soooon. i cant imagine myself leaving singapore la it will be so freakin hard! u know why? cos there will be no one there to wash my clothes hahaha ok la kidding. but isnt going to ns like that?? hahahha ok im so screwed.

and i realised my entry is quite discontinuous and hehe. so enjoy yourself and connect the dots! courtesy of WONG YONG ZHAO CALEB.

woohoo completed my sgc. i think i lied more than a hundred times in that 3 paragraphs la. im a baddd boy. haha

back to basics

today was boring. still is boring. ok not totally boring when we went suntec/marina. while we were supposed to be in school planning for service learning. hahha! rong was gona cut hair mah. then they were talking bout dunno what hairstyles la then i said "i dont really like straight leh" and guess what "YES CALEB WE ALL KNOW U ARE GHEY." what the hel!! hehhehahaha that wasnt what i meant ok u dumbasses!! i meant i like curly/wavy hair understand but sorry not maggi mee kind of curly lah. that can be twister fries already. oh saw the do not walk sign again. and im alone at home right now. i think my sisters went out to catch a movie or something since they're not back yet. and parents went for seminar. cool. rong's haircut was like i dunno. its like magic lah how can they do hair straightening using a hair dryer and a comb?!?! its amazing i should try it some time ok. and shes dam sick what the guy wash her hair she say very shiok erhhhhrhrhrhh hur hhhuhuahhra(&^#&%. have fun then!! and im addicted to the tell me babeh song i think its making me really retarded and hyper and thats the reason for all lame jokes today guys sorry hehehehe! wow 1 paragraph i pass my summary!

damn smart of you alright

Some claim to have the fortitude
To shrewd to blow the interlude
Sustaining pain to set a mood
Step out to be renewed

whew managed to get the keyboard back hehehe through sly tactics. its a trade secret so im not gonna say how. trade secret means u gotta trade for it!!??

okay anyway last weekend was too slick i mean sick to blog. was running a high fever and no thanks to the WONDERFUL SINGAPORE WEATHER AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WHICH IS SOO IRRITATING. and all i did was eat breakfast, sleep and soak the bed/sofa with sweat, wake up eat lunch, sleep and soak the bed/sofa (whichever is not soaked yet) etc. i mean with a life like this, who needs to worry bout retirement funds?!?! HHAHA. OK la its not a laughing matter cos i was really feeling like shit ok. u know its bad when say something like that cos...i said its bad. huhu.

SO, "ponned" school although its not exactly what i call pon but i dont understand why oh why kevin said that i pang seh "them". ermm i dunno who he was referring to and i dono why not going to school is called pang seh but maybe its just a wrong interpretation on my part which may be why i got a t.w.e.n.t.y.f.o.u.r for gp alright. LAUGHT AT ME COME ON.

listening compre on tues was surprisingly hard. i got 2 questions wrong!!! hehe whining again. and peiyu drew this pig thing which was suppose to impersonate the purple pig u see at the corner of my blog. BUT she thought the name was GAY SPAT!!! hahahaha!

ok and yesterday went for the ns medical thing after i left sch at 1245. which was a total waste of time ok. the thing they used to punch a hole in the fingertip to draw blood is realllyy painful!!!!! and then i think the guy who drew blood from my elbow there is a noob cos its like still bruised now ok. and quite exciting cos its the first time i did urine test hahaha!!! not what i expected though. now they just ask u dip a strip of paper (like those perfume tester kind) into a bottle of ur pee and show them. ermmmm maybe my pee can become a new perfume fragrance?? OK THAT WAS LAME. and one of the last stations was the one u gotta strip naked one. of course i had no problem with that one la! my only problem was that the queue for that station was sooooo long. and its not long cos there were lots of ppl. only 10 ppl in front of me but each person took ages to do their checkup. and maybe its cos quite a few of them were ahem pretty overweight and one part of the checkup they ask u to bend down and touch your toes (when u're naked. i dont know why hahaha). and maybe they simply had their stomach in the way haha! ok but the most irritating part was when i was at the last station, they say "sorry not enough time to complete your last test cos it will take 1-1half hour. so u gotta come back another day. weekday only sorry." wah so irritating ok it was only 4 oclock at that time and they wanted to go home at 5 exactly i bet. basket make me go all the way down again this morning to sit for some dumb iq test.

it was really a dumb test ok. got maths qns (without calculator some more and no paper for rough working). i do until my head pain. and english and retarded number sequences. and some pictures thingy. simply put it was really draggy. but those guys that do have a wierd sense of humour i tell u. one part they wanted to test my memory skills. u know they flash some numbers on the screen and i had like 2 seconds to memorize them in order. something like 4 9 4 2 5 2 0 8 9. quite crazy i know. i usually go up to only 5th digit haha. then after the numbers disappear, the screen will show some rubbish symbols and nonsense words like
&#(^%$%#$((((((((( LOOK HERE^%^#^%
or
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hahahaha! yeah im serious ok. except the last one la of course. argh ok the whole quiz took me nearly 2 hours to finish. it was like more of an endurance test rather than iq test la ok.

yay starting to play soccer more. its always fun to have a group of soccer guys in class la i guess. dont know why we didnt have that last year. not that im near good or anything haha. but star striker is leaving aww im damn sad. but wait! he made one last appearance with new shoes too!!! and he made sure we remembered him as he missed more open goals haha. you think your the best at everything. reminds me of yt having the TIME OF HIS LIFE pwning noobies ass at computer games. yeah sure its a way for u to de-stress or whatever but it isnt any great cause for celebration ok. and actually no im not whining about star striker whooping my ass or anything ok. i mean like stop criticising other ppl when you're not even near average yourself alright.

well played tennis too. fun game yea definitely. but the weather among others spoilt the game. and i hadnt fully recovered from the weekend fever so was quite breathless quickly. actually i still dont feel perfectly fit now either. maybe next week we'll see.

anyway i think ive blogged quite long today and the pool is calling me again helloooo talk to the hand ok im gonna sleep.

pussy fish (peiyu) says:
time to sleep
pussy fish says:
#snoring already
beautiful madness (me) says:
1 2 3 sign out
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beautiful madness says:
hahahaha
pussy fish says:
YAY
beautiful madness says:
yoga instructor
beautiful madness says:
hahahaah
beautiful madness says:
aahas a bye
pussy fish says:
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
pussy fish says:
12356
pussy fish says:
AAHHAA
beautiful madness says:
shit this is never ending
beautiful madness says:
arhghghghghg
pussy fish says:
i havent go yoga yet!
pussy fish says:
HAHAHA
pussy fish says:
it can lose weight
pussy fish says:
ALOT
beautiful madness says:
ask yoda to yoga
pussy fish says:
HAHHAA
beautiful madness says:
hahaha
pussy fish says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thats what happened on an msn conversation some time ago. hahahah in the end i think i only off-ed my comp at least 30min after i said the 123 signout hah.

Chitty chitty baby
When your nose is in the nitty gritty
Life could be a little sweet
But life could be a little shitty
What a pity Boston and a kansas city
Looking for a hundred
But you only ever found a fitty

tell me baby - rhcp

just a step closer

Put your sweet fingers
A little closer to the keyboard
It's hard to read between your lines
We were the clock hands at midnight
Now you're four whole hours behind

So go if you're going

haha for some reason ive been extremely whiny the past few days. hahaha talk bout being whiny. like damn why isnt geraldine in sg idol anymore?? dont feel like watching already leh. hahaha ok i shall watch for the sake of hearing jacintha's dumb comments. its so dumb its as dumb as some 71 girls who sat behind us during lecture a few days ago. omg they are like half bimbos, if u get what i mean.

norman then and norman now. hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

pe is damn frickin fun!! played floorball yesterday. ok i lied when i said it was my first time playing. actually i played once or twice before in church FINE. but i think its quite fun. unless ur the one being whacked in the leg (or in the face). anddd soccer today with star strikers and peiyu's hot bro!! and expected we scored ZERO goals no thanks to our wonderful everton star striker. wahlao i set him up twice i think maybe more and he he he he he i dunno what he was doing. and my favourite soccer shoes got blown apart. noooooo i dont wanna throw them away!! its got years of sweat and blood and leg stink in it ok!! and mud from kolam ayer, st wilfred, geylang bahru. i think guna can seriously play in everton hahahha replace that star striker. chen is like peter crouch huehue.

heheh i got back all papers except gp. actually got back the compre section of gp already. which i Frewed up. ahhaha oh yea yesterday chenchen was quite funny. i dunno what we were saying then he said something something why did u winkle at that girl?? hahahahaha WINKLE!!!!!!!!!! isnt it supposed to be WINK? i think he listen too much twinkle twinkle little stars.

oh yea i really gotta whineeeee bout carol the fffffffffishball!! the meannnnest teacher ever ok. ok maybe except M.S.K. during bio tut (and i actually did my tutorial), she said "some ppl at the back dont seem to be interested huh. (looks in my direction) u think u can do well without working hard and paying attention in class fine. whatever." ok actually i lied again hahaha. i mean yea she said something like that but i cant remember the exact words ok. but either way the bottomline is shes a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech. bigger than the sig man.

speaking of that. i think the phone can be one of the most irritating inventions in history. sometimes. but that doesnt mean il be throwing mine away anytime soon ok hahaha! btw i want a CHOCOLATE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hint hint birth daze coming soon.

the thin line between confidence and arrogance

haha im chattin wif rong now and im suddenly reminded of the show 'something's gotta give'. ghahahaha damn funny show!! i think i catched it with jason, nick tan and herng liang lonngggg ago. hahaha dunno how we all ended up watching that but if i rmb correctly it was at suntec??? jack nicholson is damn funny hahahaha "when u can climb a flight of stairs, u can have AHEM"

yay maybe an A for chem i dunno. but hoping for a E for bio is being optimistic. haa but perhaps this is my best ever. ok what am i saying cya later.

ok im back. hmm school started at 1245 and ended at 7plus. and i thought it was gonna be a half day lol. looks like i gotta postpone. haha and college day was ok. rong is blind. peiyu too. kevin too. everyone is blind except me!! and i found out wierd stuff like ea and moony and kobochao chocobo. hahaha. and bridge before bio was quite retarded.

and i think i DO have a cb face. ha ha hit me.

pedalpusher

haha man im bored there is no meaning to school. got an A for the first time in a real jc exam. never gotten it before in jc1 common test, promos, bt1 whatever. so yay. but also gonna get my first F for bio hahaha well i shall leave that for later.

some things have changed lots. others havent changed abit. u know what? i have no idea what im saying. i just thought it would make me sound cool. (kinda like jacintha abiebalanehneh from a certain singapore singing contest) (or superman who just didnt make sense at the end)

hahaha whats up with the number names in singapore idol?? there is one flower(hua) and two hills. huhuhuhuh thats a LAME joke. ok its not a joke its a fact. but two hills means DA BUS or in other words half naked pot-bellied uncles selling char kway teow in hawker centre.

swimming is fun!! but i think theres something wrong with my body. im a weirdu. after exercise the tummy is ultra flat but within 15 min after a meal its protruding out again arghghgh wierduuuuuuuuussss. maybe LIPosuction would help. just like LIPstick. hahaha i think mathilda d'silva should act in pirates of the carribean. cos d'silva sounds like a pirate name. AHAH! nono seriously i think she looks abit like MONA LISA. SERIOUSLY! take a look for yourself la. hahaha maybe SHE is the da vinci code!! hahahaha quick unlock her! ok im not making any sense now. maybe too much chlorine in my head.

DAMN STUPID CHINESE ORAL!!! arghghhg so pissing im pissing on my pants.

WOW was that a mood swing back therre?? haha. i think i understand menopause better than limpei huhuhuh. to limpei: after menopause there is menoresume u know? like when u watch tv and u pause, u can resume later! haha!!

swing swing.

wahlao im typing like rong lah 2 words 1 paragraph thats so ghey and retarded and ahlian. thats it. and i really dont like the initials cw. it reminds me of.. of.... cow.

byee

lauseewong sausage fest

"next to you"
It was part of our experiment
Went you said go and I went
Like a gooseberry on Noah's ark

I watched them file in two by two
And I set sail without you
And we were carried on the flood of your tears

Time pulls a face when I'm next to you
Let's hope the wind changes
Time pulled a face when I'm next to you
Let's hope the wind changes

went out with ian and benny just now. catched scary movie 4 which was qutie a waste of money. haha dumb show with hot gals and lame jokes. but some parts really laugh until stomach ache although its not really funny. and shopped haha great singapore sale is like more than half over so left all the lousy shit for us. and all the tshirts left L and XL sizes only. but managed to get a few gd finds haha and going back for more soon! and this gay shop assistant kept using his stupid tactic to peep at me and benny in the changing room la!!

yesterday erm went flea market for the first time with rong. which was quite unplanned and tyco cos i was just heading to the AMARA and found out it was nearby so popped in. haha popped sounds stupid. it reminds me of pringles once you pop u cant stop!

saturday sent fawn off at airport. haha i overslept as usual but didnt miss her flight luckily. and i remember kevin damn funny. got this trolley with some luggage on it nearby which belonged to some random tourist and kevin thought it was fawn's. so he went to touch it and say something which i forgot. hahaha but the point is.. actually theres no point hgagagag.

haha im going broke. CURRENCY CRISIS!!

gota sleep now. ian leadin morn worship tmr!