we always rewind the best part

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT.. LET GO OF ME! AHH.. AHH..

omg never had so much fun in such a long time! possibly the whole of this yr! haha from the minute we picked jason from the airport. we were already laughing like retarded boys at shane driving his mazda!!

and i think its the first time i got ppl staying over at my place eh! haha and i must admit i have the messiest house/room among the friends' houses i visited before. but thats not the point!

arrgh and my 2 days of leave flew by so quickly! today is my last day of leave this year. but its all worth it. like walking to the 24hr prata shop outside my house with jason at 3am in the morning!?! and going to lavender food court 2 days in a row cos jason suddenly had craving for the won ton mee there! hahahah i think we both gona become fatty sumos!

on tues night the 2 of us plus arthur went to chomp chomp and ordered what oyster omelette, fried carrot cake, hokkien mee, satay, sambal sotong, grilled chicken wings and finished a giant cup of sugar cane juice!! like OMG! how to not get fat!

and i was paying for almost everything cos jason didnt have enough sing dollars at that time! including the cab fare from serangoon gardens to stef's house. jason wanted to visit her cos her whole family was ill. food poisoning? haha at least not like me last time fainted in the toilet when i was pee-ing!!! omg that was so embarrassing. and jason made some retarded joke about pointing middle finger in front of her mum!!

after that he decided to move over to arthur's place that night cos i was planning to book in the next morning. which meant i had to wake up at like 5am and he would be alone at home (with my lame loser whatever sis) when he wakes up in the morning! so i thought i could book in that night instead of the next morning. and i asked my dad whether he could send me back to camp, and at the same time give arthur n jason a lift to their house. and we left my house at close to 1130pm. and i had to reach camp by midnight! so my dad was like damn gan cheong and kept shouting and i think he kinda frightened arthur n jase lol! till they walked out of the house themselves to get a cab outside! hahahahahha! but in the end they still got a ride to jurong pt (which they said was worse cos it was past midnight when they reached there so got midnight surcharge, and total cabfare is $20+). and dunno wad my dad kept talking weird stuff with them. like after dropping me at my camp and they were driving out thru lim chu kang road past all the cemetries. and he was saying like at night drive there very scary dunno whether seeing human or ghost! hehehe!

oh ya that day also went with jason to meet fawn! haha bet she was thinking like SO WEIRD!! went to gelare cos it was half price waffle day! and we were thinking maybe gelare is pronounced gurrr-lehhr and not jer-lar-reh.

and just last night, straight after i booked out was supposed to meet nine at holland at 730! and in the end only me n fawn there at 730. and SHE CUT HER HAIR haha she said the hairdresser was irritated with her cos she didnt wanna follow her suggestion on how to cut her hair! and we met the quiet saxaphone guy? omg yesterday was damn funny! were like drunkards standing at the roadside doing HIP ACTION!! and shooting bottle caps!! and rong brought dor-nuts hehe i love peanut butterrrrrr. n she say she wanna do baking cupcakes isit? hah! later really come out like otah! but we couldnt stay out longer though i wished we could cos fawn had curfew n peiyu was like zonked out from her exams. but she was damn high when taking pictures that time haha!

and now still at shane's house. with arthur n kevin n jason. omg 4 guys squeezed in a small room. and it was damn funny cos at first we were talking cock then suddenly we heard arthur snoring DAMN LOUDLY. and i seriously thought he was faking it la! but he really just fell asleep like that! and then jason fell asleep beside me too and started snoring too! omg then left me and kevin complaining cant sleep cos of the surround sound! haha kevin went to get his ipod. n i took damn long to sleep. but im the first to wake up. haha they still sleeping now lor. oh ya just remembered last night we said arthur's snoring like a moo moo cow! and can video something like a 100% fresh milk advertisement and post on youtube.

haha suddenly we are all obssessed with youtube!

the only face i wanna see

enchanted is wayyyyy good! damn funny and the music's 5-star! i think one of the best shows ive watched in a long time! haha like hairspray like that got singing n dancing but way better. omg cant believe jasons coming back in 12 hrs!! 240pm terminal 1 alright!

regrouppppppppppppppp?

chweeeeeeeee kwayyyyyy i cant clear the 3-star boss stage of elite beat agents its so irritating!! yet addictive.

sending ovms yesterday was the shiongest thing ive done since posting as instructor. besides the life runs on every mon, wed, fri.

hehe my sis just asked me some o lvl chem qn and i couldnt answer!! something bout what thing add aq ammonia will precipitate or what shit! omg.

went airport last night.. to eat burger (booger) king. haha no la to fetch fawn. but didnt make it to stay till she arrived cos had to go back camp. ssssory! but was nice meeting up the gang again heheheeee! me and sebas 1 mth anniversary omg! cos rong smsed "are u and sebas together?" and peiyu came in maternity clothes again hahaha kidding. how long more till uni ppl exams end?! haha mugging is like a thing of the past for me.

wah took damn long to type this little entry. cos sis kept asking me chem qns which i cant answer!

book in liaosssss

bleed american?

haha i see many ppl drooling over the yummy pic i posted! spent an even more scandalous night with benny just now heh heh! in the back alleys behind meridien hotel.. playing with each other!! ok yea at a lan shop lah toot. next time watch bratZzZ ok! seems like he is all ready for army after lifting 57kg every day woohoo!

met ian briefly too haha he looks forever cheerful! then he rushed off to.. happybirthday gen!

ok gotta sleeeeep i havent had a proper sleep since thursday night cos of stupid guard duty yesterday. stand at the gate the whole time lehhhh.

woohoo im gona be a pokemon master!

cashu nut

haha sgt peck told me this damn funny incident he encountered at a pasar malam! some dad brought his daughter and they walked past this stall selling soft toys. and there was a winnie the pooh on sale, quite cheap already like $10 for a big one. but the dad wanted to cut down the price some more so he called the shop owner over and asked him to look carefully at the poohbear.

man: see the pot the bear is holding? HONEY spell like that one isit? its H-O-N-E-Y not H-U-N-N-Y lah ur manufacturer make mistake already i dont care $10 cannot! $9 ok?

owner: cheebye...

when im around you im predictable

OH! forgot some long overdue pictures! me and sebas my DARLING (hehe) at holland breko! in my white sknnies showing some fat thigh haha!

haha thanks for being sucha great buddy n like a big bro to me! (that was honest man!)

force a laugh to break the silence

sheesh so many things running thru my head the past day or 2! i dont know where to start. sigh and i dont wanna be a spoiler either. totally didnt see it coming! yeah its my fault for being too non-involved in such matters?

anyway things to cheer everyone up!! met jack lau quan feng on friday nighttt at serangoon gardens. haha so much to catch up on since our sispec days! laughed at how i got so worried after losing an ET blade during one of the field camp. and how we used the matador as a bumrest when it rained and the ground was all wet n soggy like shit flavoured yoghurt! and how our whole bunk searched everywhere when we thought our BUNK KEY WENT MISSING! then after a few days jack was folding his admin shorts and WALLA we FOUND THE KEY!! hahahahaha! and found out he is kenneth kum's commander. and shengyang's bmt bunkmate. such a small world! and saw mdm lee when i was there too hahaha!

the starbucks coffee ipod holder courtesy of rong has not failed me yet! i thought it was game over when i walked thru the rain yesterday!

yesterday was AMAZING! blading with kevin, seabass, rong-the-coma-puma, peiyu-and-norbert n her fren jaslyn (who kept laughing at me only cos she thinks im funny when i suddenly say something after keeping quiet for some time?! meaning my jokes are unfunny?? HAHAHA ok il try harder) kevin bladed first time in 10 yrs leh! and there was this part when me and jaslyn were just behind sebas and we went past this random couple while sebas was trying his stunts in front. then i heard the lady say "is that guy trying to do tricks or simply trying to fall??" HAHAH! omg i just realised is this considered blogging bout sebas?!?!? ok i cancel off ur 1 paragraph debt already hehe. yea btw i said i will blog bout sebas cos he call me ah lian haha!

yes i rmb too rong and peiyu! collaborate to steal my slippers heh heh owe u each one paragraph first dont be too happy! and kevin omg u slyylyylylylyl toototootototot owe u 1000 paragraphs for making ALL OF US WALK TO UR CONDO FROM MACS!! hahahaha but i give u discount cos u went up and brought down PING SHUI ice water HEHE!

right after blading went down to tan tock seng to visit an aunt. woah she looked very different leh. didnt know it was so serious. like she shrunk like that. cos she removed her pancreas and i forgot how exactly what the functions of the pancreas are but at least i rmb it helps digest stuff? and produce insulin. hope she gets better soon.

hahah and last night on msn!! laughed like crazy in front of my computer as me n jason recalled all the stupid things that ever happened to us! secondary school was quite a joke! so many joker characters in school la! got muthu hairy ears and how he called this guy MAY when he was actually MAX! HAHAHA in front of the whole level after reccess for not returning the plates to the stall! omg i still rmb that vividly! annd andd the super obvious racism during soccer. everytime we wanna make team, we just say INDIANS vs CHINESE, malay join indians. HAHAHA but it was damn effective!! and beho the pussy gangsta heheheeheh shit im laughing again as i type this!! once he act damn pissed off with us then he turn his back on us and walk away from the court with hands swinging outwards like some pai kia. then suddenly turn around and laugh at us hahahahah!

haha yes i definitely believe i wasnt there in sa by chance!! it was all one big joke!

wow after writing all this stuff i feel like my mood has climbed 1000 times! CHEER UP DUDEs!

your heavy head is holding you back

this week in camp's more eventful than last! we were made to do sai kang aka fatigue work on monday night. overnight. like 11pm to 5am. fbnbcb! hahaha. helped to carry cargo boxes which came back from some overseas training. got 60+ boxes leh!! and dunno why they so extra bring TRACK LINKS and SPARE WHEELS for what sia! had to carry from the cargo hold at changi up to a truck to transport back to camp. was made to be vehicle commander for the transporter back to camp. but i slept thru almost the whole journey!

the driver even said (in chinese) "u wanna sleep just go ahead, when reach already i call u wake up" hahahaha!

then when reach back camp he said "da4 ge1 (big bro), dao4 le (reach already)"

then had to unload all the cargo from the transporter into the store. woohoo and there were 3 trucks full of boxes! walao we become part time banglas already sia!

on wednesday booked out n met my sisters to watch army daze. ahahaha dam retarded show!!! its a classic man! hahahah cant forget the bollywood scenes! n ate at coffee club for the first time (haha i know im a noob). the mudpie there is nice!! n its cheaper n larger than the ones at nydc.

met kev rong peiyu n sebas yesterday at raffles city. the 3 uni students met there to mug actually. haha i went there to extra n play my ds?? went with kev n peiyu to some cool earphone shop cos kev wanted to get gd stuffzzzzz! n we were quite positive the shop owner was interested in kevin hahaha! and he kept wanting to steal this "CLEANING IN PROGRESS" yellow sign which they usually put outside the toilet if they're cleaning. we saw it in front of a staircase n there wasnt anyone cleaning it so kev was quite tempted to take it! hahaha actually i was going to take it!! oh ya and kev put peiyu's green colour barney toy into the hood of her jacket. haha like a baby kangaroo in the mom's pouch lidat. hahahaha!

went to challenger to look for ipod cover. then met my dad there too. but the cover i finally decided upon got no stock! only comes next week. damn.

went tiong bahru food centre at night n had 1x good chweee kway n fried kway teow n cheee cheong fun!

oh ya n yea got reminded of this suddenly! cos rong was asking me why i didnt have to book in last night. cos i took leave today.. yea on monday i was thinking very hard which days to clear my annual leaves on. then i decided to go ahead n try my luck for 3-5 december. which i already knew was really risky cos the new intake is on 6 december. but yea its a NO in the face!! kinda expected the F***ING BASTARD NAHBEH CHEEBYE from him already lor. hahahaha! yea thats the FBCBNB! since the days i was still a trainee going for live firing. cos during live firing he would be the one in the control giving orders to fire n stuff. then i rmb i was the first one to LAM mark fire. meaning the round went wayyyyy short off target. then straightaway on the radio:

"F***ING BASTARD NAH BEH CHEEBYE DID YOU JUST LAM MARK FIRE?!?!?! CHEEBYE GUNNER LATER U DISMOUNT COME AND SEE ME"

hahahahaha!

and many more times he used that phrase.. like when gunner take damn long to fire. "FBCBNB! lan jiao la why take so long to squeeze trigger! who's the gunner ah?? sleeping inside isit!"

or when hit wrong target.

or when commander forget to reload round.

hahahaha thats course com for you! but in person he's nice la. in fact one of the most reasonable person in office. haha. better than the Health Centre (as sgt peck calls him).


barricade
Oh, how could anyone not love the terrible things you do?
Oh, how could anyone not want to try and help you?

Oh, how could anyone not want to rip it all apart?
Oh, how could anyone not love your cold, black heart?

flabby lebby "keep me in your pocket" - my new poddie!

whehe got my brand new product red ipod nano! wow didnt expect the screen to be so clear! i think the resolution better than my comp monitor leh. i can see the pics inside my ipod clearer than on the comp hahaha! but the back of the ipod is so glossy so got the fingerprints problem. haha next time if u eat potato chips or something pls dont touch my ipod until a day later at least ok! and the engraving on the back of the ipod is quite retarded dont mind?

hope the guards dont check my bag when i book in if not il cry if it gets confiscated!

watched 2 movies this week. game plan and rendition. game plan with my colleagues during one of the nights off at jurong point. funny show! and rendition with benny. quite a confusing show and i only understood everything just before the show end hahaha! oh yea when i was out with benny i bought this rectangular soft toy pillow thingy which was supposed to be a tofu ahahahah and its brown in colour! omg im gonna bring it to camp!

and met peiyu ren and kevin at jp this week! ate at bento box, again. haha love the pizza there! but kevin found out the lemon tea there is erm...... screwed? and sorry kevin make u go jurong yeast! forgot its ur first or second time going juroing point. ha ha my fault eh i heard u ask whether its JEC over the phone but i also didnt know whats that so i just said YES :p

and yesterday met behoooooorrrrr and shawn tan ping le zombieeeee to play soccer at kolam ayer again! and the weather was perfect so we played for nearly 3 hrs there! then shawntan invited us to his place to watch man u and arsenal. ha why not?? cos no more sports channel on my cable tv anymore anyway! and like beho says "at least go there got free food!" which was true cos shawn's place had shihlin snacks xxl chicken, old chang kee fingerfood and pizza hut! hahahah dunno why his house got so much of these kinda food for what also! herng liang, liang sheng and arthur came to join us too. and arthur helped to clear up all the food HAHAHA. herng liang just came back from brunei that morning so he was damn shagggg. slept thru the half time interval laaa. wah the game was damn close sia!

gonna apply 1 day leave this fri. so got long weekend cos of deepavali on thurs. and gonna apply for 23, 26, 27 nov too. cos got instructor prep course on 28-30 so cant take leave on those days. and will be hard to apply leave for 3-5 december cos new intake coming on the 6th and the seniors say got lots of stuff to prepare and course commander will get a bad impression of me if i disappear during that pre-intake 3 days. arghhh means only got the weekendss + christmas + hari raya off in december..