Tuesday, December 27, 2011

movie marathon siol

 

 

 

 

hehehe I have been spamming movies recently. just finished Drive! whaoooo!

went malaysia for a day, and going korea tmr. hope I wont need to use my act blur who are you tactic!

oh also went for sci-vivor camp. was 3 days, but 2 out of the 3 days were spoilt by rain. only the first day was ok. played frisbee, tchoukball, captains ball and handball. night cycling, passed my house, stopped at old airport. heh stupid cui bicycle with botak brake pads. everytime zam brakes still cannot stop one! sucks la what lousy bikes. 2nd day was supposed to be paintball but got cancelled cos the place there was flooded I think. so played some lame games in sch. 3rd day was supposed to be running man and dragonboat. but it started raining after dragonboat so we didn't get to do running man. sat in a bus stop from 1 plus till 6 omg. went home and KO-ed for 16 hrs I think.

skyyyyve scrambled eggs very naiseeee. and inverted oreo suzuki swifts outside papa pahleta huehuhehue I think I overpaid la. shd shameless don't pay hehe. aiya im hungry now!!

discovered late night hokkien mee at whampoa also hehehe! quite shiok! equivalent to come daily siol.

went to yeat super large taiwan crispy chicken at HOT STAR at city square mall hehehe with plum powder sweet potato so shiokkkk! now I got 2 ulcers in my mouth I think. HOSAY.

ok il see u all in 1 week! yayyy gonna get a care package from miss yip when I get back!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

JUST DANCE!!! HAHAHAHA

GAGAGAGa!

wahhhhhhh so sad my holidays are gonna end soon! camp 21-23, visit yong peng 24-26, korea after that. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Sunday, December 04, 2011

8)

hihihi long time no seee hor!

wah kan shagx from running today. havent fully recovered some more. couldn't breathe properly cos nose was partially blocked. the first few kms were the toughest, but got better after. I think the nose cleared ah hahaha! then ran up the ECP bridge hosay. but yay the whole team finished quite fast! only shawn the dumbass go slow jog and use toilet LOLOL. and everyone was waiting at their start points from 5am except me, only reach at 7 heheheh slut. little girl came down to find me also hehehe yay then I got towel and plastic bags! if not sure freeze to death.

oh yeah exams ended!! and I think thursday was shiokkkkk cos it was super carefree and u knowwww. haha ate 4 fingers fried chicken with 5 fingers. laimeng insists 4 fingers means 2 fingers each hand. then walked and walked and watched breaking dawn (HAHAHA I finally understand what imprinting is). and walked to newton food centre. ate sambal kangkong YAY and horfun. wah the stall uncles there all fight for business eh. then walked back to toa payoh. via novena and balestier. walk until yao suan bei tong HAHAHA! didn't yeat aiskrim also wahoo!

met cellgroup to give out calendars today. luckily the girlgirl's chinese saved me hehehe. give finish alr she got to meet her fav idol wahoooo! can add liao! Smile

Sunday, November 20, 2011

ALL WE EVER WANTED WAS EVERYTHING

ok 5 min break from webcastingzzzzzzzzzzzz rah

all we ever got, was cold

Thursday, November 17, 2011

wahoo

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recently the gas tank uncle came to refill the LPG at my house. and when he saw me, he asked if the army boots and stuff outside my house were my older bro's. then I told him its mine and he was like "you grow younger since my last visit ah?"

anw the pic above so funny hahaha its taken from nelson's fb. aieee study study sehhh. oh ya girlgirl went to call her mother in law today hahahaha stunner!

aieee y I so shaggg when I open my book

Sunday, November 06, 2011

for those who like the SAW movies. eww

Saturday, November 05, 2011

 

warhhhhh im stuck at 3121 project!! sibei cui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

psychasthenia

think im having a headache now. squinting my eyes from staring at the screen the whole day. some coffee would be nice. just saying.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

ARGHHH cb bus stop in the middle of the road also. lucky no cars by the side.

and battery cui I think maybe cos of all the short trips lah. like house to swimming pool. house to toa payoh. apparently short trips of less than 20min wears out the battery a lot. and extreme hot/cold temperatures. aiyeeeeeeeee

omg crazy weeeeek. ive been chionging proejcts, assignments, sleeping late. now my mouth got at least 2 ulcers. hosay! and plsplspls I hope the car battery can tahan at least 1 more week!!! I really damn worried it will die on me when im in sch or something. then jialat siol!

Monday, October 10, 2011

down

so I slept it over. but I don't feel much better.

what have you become?

Saturday, October 08, 2011

babylon

ok taking a break from lab report writing. sianz after 1.5 hrs I only wrote like 1 page?? lackofmotivation. why is the sky dark, AGAIN?

went for interview at gsk yesterday. the guy says there are 3 applicants but I dunno how many he will choose. peiyu says "its like pikachu, squirtle and bulbasaur!" hmm wonder what happened to poor charmander, kena kidnapped by pikachu? HAHA. charmander weak siol n00bz. will get results on monday! and the place is ulu in the uluest part of singapore. drove across the whole stretch of PIE and took the last exit right at the end. and I gotta leave my handphone at the guardroom before I could enter. strict siol!

realised that birdshits only drop where there are trees above LOL.

went to yeat happy chef western food yesterday. some chicken stuffed with ham and cheese deceivingly filling. hmm but was nice. fried mushrooms were tasteless.

yes finally made an appointment.. to go polish/wax the car next week! still havent booked my ippt omgggg such a PITA. should I try it? will be seriously disappointed + emo if I fail again leh.

hehe and heard COE prices going up up again. hosay! 50k now I think? for 1.5litre n below? siao that's the cost of my car inclusive of COE! then laimeng told me erp at chinatown is gonna turn off earlier. I said cos govt wanna increase birthrate ah? cos turn off earlier then ppl pang kang can go home earlier don't need wait till 8pm. then go home earlier got more time to.. ahemahem. hahaha but no, laimeng says its cos the govt wanna attract ppl go chinatown to shop that's why off the erp earlier? hohoho. should turn off the stupid CTE 10.30pm one also lah. like that if cheapo ppl wait till 1030 then go home how to make babies like that!

hosay!

tempted to buy the fivefingers bikila and try out! and awaiting arrival of the toms hehehe. nike run tmr yay!

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Wah so zai! Lol I think now abit cui
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Saturday, October 01, 2011

HOSAY

I keep saying HOSAY nowadays haha. aieee ok now that I finally settled payment for the @*#&#$ asshole's car, I thought I wanted to post a photo of the guys cb face. but on second thought, better not heh. slut much, insist on changing the whole bumper instead of just knocking out. on top of that, want me to pay for one day car rental for him some more. cos he "his job requires him to travel around" cheesepie waraos uncle I student ony y u no pang chance. haisss.

went to collect nike race pack with lim this morn haha. then we went to lim kopi. at kee lee nee. hahaha very uncle style. inside the shop on the wall even got post this poster:
woman: dear why you keep looking at the marriage cert?
man: im trying to find if theres and expiry date
LAMEEEE

sianzz many many projects. 1 week of tests over but now got 2 more projectsss argh. and one of them wants to meet tmr from 10am till like evening? hosay whole day. tmr also got rainbow theme party hahaha. where is my rainbow shirt?? must go find liao

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

RL - Son of Flynn t-shirt @ SplitReason.com
RL - Son of Flynn t-shirt design @ � SplitReason.com

wow hahaha now you can be a tron!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

fun

noooooo growing old

Friday, September 23, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

web shooters at 2:13!

today was niceeeee! okiee must sleep liaoss!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

an eventful day-an essay

Beads of perspiration trickled down my neck as I tossed and turned lazily in bed. The sun shone mercilessly into my eyes. I got up, looked at the clock, before laying back down on the mattress. A split second later, I jolted up again. It was 9.50! I scrambled out of bed cursing myself for not waking up in time for the lecture at 9am.

After much hesitation, I trod down the stairs and realised that my parents weren't at work. I decided that there was no point rushing for my lecture as I was probably only going to arrive in time for the last 15 minutes at best. As I mentioned previously, there was engine oil leaking from my car, so I thought I could get it fixed before my tutorial in the afternoon. To my pleasant surprise, I found out that my car had a 3 year warranty and I could get it fixed at no charge!

While I was making my way to the service centre at Pandan Crescent, which was near McDonald's at West Coast Park, I witnessed something truly exciting. An Audi speeding down the road nearly collided into a taxi exiting from the expressway. I could feel the angst and tension as the driver honked and signaled wildly with all the lights available on his car. It was pretty hilarious, as I think about it now.

Upon reaching the service centre, I had to take a queue number and waited for quite some time. Meanwhile, I realised I left my car warranty booklet at home! To my relief, they had the information stored in a computer database, so it was not required. I also made a cup of Nescafe while waiting. My father taught me well to take as many freebies as you can. When they called out my queue number, I simply told the service assistant what my problem was and handed my car keys to him. It was a simple and smooth process. I was lazy to remove the coin pouch from the car, which I later realised was a grave mistake. After handing over the car, I had to make my way back to school without the car. It was a long and tiring walk from the nearest bus stop to school. To make matters worse, the air quality was terrible due to the haze from Sumatra. By the time I arrived at the library, I was soaked to my skin. That was probably when I caught a cold as I happily sat myself down in the library's cold air.

After my lessons ended, I took a long walk all the way back to the workshop with Lai Meng. She suggested walking all the way in order to save money on our bus fare. This was good, as the money went to McDonald's as we stopped by to get ourselves ice cream.

As agreed, we went to swim together at Lilian's condominium after collecting the car. It was a nice and big pool for a condominium, and we had a good workout. After that, we drove out again for dinner where we had the best carrot cake in Singapore, at Bukit Timah Food Centre.

It was an eventful day.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

yay

Lovin the gift from miss tard!
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no one should know too much about their own destiny.

ok I just realised people are bidding up to $75k for these limited ed shoes on ebay sehhh. cant hope to get -$100 off like my stormtroopa shoes at leftfoot LOL.

speaking of shoes,

okay im thirsty I feel like drinking bali woter nowww.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

ok lah im better than this. oink,

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

damn I hate this song. does it even make sense at all?? cui.

what is director X what what whatttt?? jiu ming ahh! aiya I fell asleep just now again ok lucky I woke up.

no aiskrimm no kopi :(

today they decided to remove all the dustbins in school zomg so smart hor. litter everywhere only.

anw, checked out my official ahm timings heeheehe I think I damn zai leh. official timing is 1:55 wahooo! apparently top 10% of everyone and top 11% of the men category heh. quite zai hor?

and yes I registered nike10k with limpei liaooo yay! its cheap, everyone should join! $50 for every pair if you sign up with a buddy! gogogo before its filled up!

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juicy xlb my fav! hehehehe and yummeh pot stickersss! stunner I overslept again today!!!! Sad smile

Sunday, September 04, 2011

guest star robyn!

fueled by ramen

hehehe stunner I like how long nv come blog liao. actually my life like damn boring not haps one lo. bo pian. and then if I got time come online then I end up playing game hahaha. okay now completed the game already so can blog LOL.

21k today lehhh like quite shiok leh! they changed the route a lot this time. no east coast park at all yay! and I really was quite chill about the whole run like no expectations or anything. so from the start I was just going at a leisure pace. then like I think I ran faster than last time when starting see everyone chiong then I also chiong with them but end up flat towards the end! so lesson learnt, no need chiong overtake ppl at the start! oh ya got this part got killer upslope up fort canning hill past the registry of marriages there hahaha. but good thing my stair climbing and whatever training has paid off. going upslope, piece of cake!

met nicholas and elena last night eat ramen and ramen champion hehehe I must say really ups lo! I really like the one I had! the name start with I but I cant rmb hahaha. anw for those who dunno whats ramen champion, can go see www.ramenchampion.com.sg hehehe. I wanna go back and eat moreeeee!

aiyah shitz now I really must start work!!!!!!

oh ya I went comex to get a printer for miss yip on friday too! I think that's why I climb stairs then now run upslope no kick LOL. blessing in disguise?

I still want aiskrimmmmmm

Saturday, August 27, 2011

I WANTTT

omgggggg chioooooooooo!!! can someone buy it for me??? its $2800 I think HAHAHAHA! but that's not too bad! omg see the little mutli touchpad thingy at the right side of the keyboard wholalala!!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

just like me

 

im gonna make deans listttt! and my car is damn dirty rahhhh. ehehehe I feel like whacking birksss too!

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

calvin klein

hiii! havent blogged since miss yip left! sadd boring days without her haha. been watching bttf a lot lately (GREAT SCOTT!)

snapped my 2nd pair of havaianas. sehhh now got no proper slippers. went to see birks today and they all min $100! the nice ones $219 omg. hmm shd just get another havis. now got 2 coloured strap one quite cute.

had family outing today in town haha. went to buy bag with younger sis. she got one which cost $120 siol. from robinsons. wow! I could have gotten a birk lor haha. tried cr�me brulee mcflurry yumss! ate a ccbtl yogurt myself some more hahaha. just whack only!

check out kick ass girl : )

Sunday, July 31, 2011

I DON'T KNOW WWHAT TO SAY!

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Sorry sorry the video below is ms yip's idol so I cannot snatch. This one then is my idol!
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Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

bad days

sianz why everyday my life becomes more miserable one. swimming pool incident is really wtf. then now see my nus email also damn sianz. why the cors admin ppl so cock one? so bo chap attitude lor ask me go find "the lecturers to waive the timetable clash". as if I know who the lecturers are. and how I can get back to them (cors ppl) after getting the approval. need something to cheer me up plsss

facial was good though!

Sunday, July 24, 2011

hihi ive completed my dragon age 2 campaign!!! heehee awesomeee. now feel like replaying it with a female mage class! but think not enough time to complete again. hahs.

went to bishan with miss yip today to collect her scholarship award! yay proudness! was super hot and humid and she was wearing blazer and I was sweating like a pig. but yay ended quickly! took a long afternoon nap to repay the early morning wake up haha.

must send car for servicing tmr! and must bid modules tmr I think? sianzzz

Friday, July 22, 2011

Who's this 帅哥?
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

tau huey = add

hi. just now I went to queue for the ups ups tau huey. I reached at 610. they start selling only at 630. there was nobody queueing yet so I sat down at random table and waited. then started playing game on my phone. then suddenly look up, eh! got like 5 ppl queueing already sehhh! so I went to join the queue lol typical singaporean. by the time they started selling at 630, got like 20 ppl in the queue! and the shop is in a hawker centre, and they own 2 "cubicles". and the 2 cubicles are like on different rows. damn funny! so we were all queueing at one stall (presumably the one which they usually start selling at), then the girl came and say today they selling from the other stall. so she brought us, IN A SINGLE FILE LINE UP walk behind her to the other stall on the other row. machiam primary school kids follow teacher like that omg damn hilarious! im ashamed to be a part of such a thing omg I hope nobody stomp me or somethingggg! HAHA. then wah when I almost next person to buy, some old granny came to me and ask me buy for her 5 packets. cos she what leg pain cannot stand and queue. aiya so I thought old auntie ok la help lor. although not very fair to ppl behind. but yeah she gave me $10 to buy $9 worth of tau huey. asked me keep the change. then when I finish buying, she gave me $2 more and insisted I keep it! haiyo don't say I shameless take money from auntie horrrr. I tried returning ok! haha then some more she walk back to her family, like I think her children + grandchildren sitting at a table eating their dinner already. then they all like say to her "aiyo why u do this kind of thing" and asked me keep the money also. heh so cute hor the aunty. use pitiful tactics to get ahead. SWEE and I earn money also. win-win!

oh and saw this movie called ONE DAY, its releasing on my bday 19 august hahaha!

holyyy as I was browsing youtoob for my videos on my below post, then led to this video, and the comments said "pause and press 4 to see darth vader" OMG whyyyyyy!!!!!!! it works!!!! I believe in my father now hoolala.

okay I realise it only works if I click on the link to the youtoob page. doesn't work in the embedded video here.

 

check out ron weasely :p

HAIIIIIIIII why even agree in the first place? I make payment already then suddenly now people wanna pull out. thought I was doing him a favour too. I mean if there wasn't any intention to commit from the start then just say so! and save me the hassle of finding a replacement. or else just let my money go to waste lor. ha I cant believe I went to play lan in the midst of my exams last time!

harry potter today with ms yip! waraos stupid guy with gelled (repeat: GEL not wax or clay) armani hairstyle spike high high sit in front of me. block the bottom one quarter of my screen with his extra hair length lorsss. haha show not bad la. got korean culture (kimchi).

yesterday we went to see wee-hsin and lilian's baby girl! cute stunned face with mouth open like goldfish hahaha! bloop bloop. ate NP ytf too yummy!

ohhh and today I wanted to get lao ban beancurd but I went too early! reached at 530 but they only start selling 2nd batch at 630! so I bought QQ instead. but it should be called NoQ cos there is no queue! HAHA lame. my lao ban still wins hands down in taste and texture! YUM!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Ooh what's this
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Friday, July 15, 2011

HIHI

shagggg man. sianz come home so tired still had to wait for the toilet. then when mother came out, must help to hang clothes. hang finish, sister go kope the toilet. haiyooo.

anw other than that today was a happy day hahah! whole day with menggs!

yesterday she drove all the way back from gedong to her house siol! upgrade already! hehe!

tmr going subordinate court with her and chock! to meet the slut getz womannn.

oh ya ate ayam penyet today and made our stomach burnnnnn. tmr ls already hahaha! and hazelnut coffee is damn sweeeet! hehehe so tired now!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

woe to me

jasontheslut and his nph is gonna create twitter yay! hahahaha! jason you come stay my house is ok one la : p

anw this is my timetableszzxzxzx

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still gotta add one more module which I failed last yr!

sighzzz why after so long still like that. didn't go facial today cos it was full. met laimeng after her work. went ahloyy yay for buter calamari! as usual she was exploding after haha. oh ya she says blueberry pancakes really not bad. kfc ones! wonder when I can eat them..

met peiyu, alvin rong and the thes-men this morning at kevin's commencement haha! come daily LOL. tsk tsk. peiyu bought him a mega pikachu balloon! alvin say I cheating cos I darker than him. peiyu very excited to take photo with kevin's cute little brother hehe! I dunno if I should put the picture here or not : p anyway congrats to kevin on graduating!

went tpy to return mail my wrong order bag back to the uk. shocking $35 postage. damn noob first time sending air mail! ko-ed upon returning home. woke up to my alarm and drove off to mohammed sultan haha.

going laimeng's house for dinner tmr!

craving ice cream now again aiyohh whats wrong with me!

justin beiber's baby is stuck in my head yay

woe is me

Monday, July 11, 2011

Sunday, July 10, 2011

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panggang lo!

hi sluts! ive returned from sungei gedong chalet hahaha! 2 weeks of reservist siol no kick! first week was bronco (aka ducktours) conversion course and 2nd week was ICT with my armour unit. heh.

basically learned to drive this new vehicle which looks like a bendy bus. it floats on water. and we had to jump into the water to get our license! okay but the course was quite fun! and the instructors quite nice. cos it was outsourced to civilians. so lessons moved more smoothly than with all the army regimentation.

came back on the second week with unit. got myself posted to a totally new branch. and they didn't had proper accomodation for people like myself (sm1 trained commanders who converted to bronco) so I put in an officers bunk. quite shiok! no aircon of course. basically stayed in camp throughout while most of the other companies went outfield for training hahaha. slack much. leveld up pokemon to victory road. played monopoly deal in bunk. went for countless canteen breaks. lucky my bunkmates enthu go run with me every evening so wont be a total sloth haha. yayssss!

went for liver meesua with mengss last night hahaha! after her night cycling. and she came over to my house for dinner just now! mum cooked crab beehoon siol. and many durians. hah. so rare my mum cook crab leh! yayyyy should come over more often!

okay going church early service tmr! must sleep soon! niteee

Sunday, June 26, 2011

shaggged. hahaha who in the world calls themselves v___ v___fied??? what a prick! the best part: he puts a picture of him and my girlfriend as his profile pic. AND the caption is zomg. AND he likes his own photo. wowers it just keeps getting better each time.

zzz friday I was supposed to go to the subordinate courts early in the morning to settle the car claims with that hyundai getz bitch slut. yes and after waiting for more than an hour, it appears she decided to not turn up at all. and we had to reschedule another day wtf. I passed 3 ERP gantries and paid 1.5 hrs of parking coupons (in CBD area its $1 for 30 min). wah really got me pissed that day. some more chock went with me and he was supposed to be writing his article at sph.

met laimeng after her badminton and her friend says I look like a big bad boss. what does that even mean? then she went for tuition, I waited, slept in the car I rmb haha. then was supposed to go meet the chem engine ppl for dinner at outback steakhouse. on the way there mengs suddenly got a call and realised she forgot about an interview hahaha. so u-turned back to bishan. unprepared nv wear proper clothes somemore sehh! but nvm over already lor cant change anything now. then finally went to millenia walk to meet them. hah almost got cheated cos we wanted to share a 8oz steak but the waitress "took initiative" and go and upsize us to a 11oz without our consent. hahah and we happily ate also not realising it was 11oz serving. until the bill came. wah so slut sia trying to earn money off something we didn't order! so after waiting super long they finally voided the old receipt and charged us 8oz. sluts never going back there again. ok lah but the steak was nice tender and juicy heheh.

went prive yesterday after hearing many ppl recommend it. kevin gave it a 7 outta 7 for the eggs ben hahaha so I decided to try that. really out of the world mans. but the pancakes is fail. like eating rubber eww. foodforthought chocolate chunks pancakes plsssss. went vivo and walked abit. watched her try 'spectacles' hahaha (that's what my dad calls them). then went to my house for dinner. watched love guru. looked at fb pics. then she went off to meet arts camp ppl at beauty worldddd.

sad sad last day of civilian life, for the next 2 weeks byebye!

Friday, June 24, 2011

wah looking at low EQ/IQ guys on fb really makes me roll my eyes. im like looking at the back of my skull now typing this. ha.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

what the devlin see so many samson-like kinda dudes. utter disgust.

the queen is back from camp

yay thanks kevin for postcards! got another one yesterday!

I got myself new specs and new watch! the watch damn cool, its purple display! and only $17 yay! specs is blue. hmmmm omg yes I shamelessly uploaded new photo on my fb. I foresee my friend count decreasing exponentially over the next few days :\

went to collect kevin's photos today (after super long haha). found the place after tweeting sundayletters haha! saved my life! then slowly browsed thru the photos in other ppl's envelopes to identify which one belonged to kevin. finally found one with ONE small thumbnail with kevin's face and I spotted it almost immediately lol!

went to eat ytf with mengs after her camp at NP! (NAP ngee ann poly) nicenice! free parking somemore hahaha I think can go again. then went to collect my specs at kovan. first time buy cup walker bbt. its cheap! $2 for a LARGE milk tea. black crystals yay Thumbs up

reservist is a PITA. so many things to do. really hope I can drive into camp. taking cab in is crazy ex. taking bus is even more crazy lol.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

woke up at 1 plus today. normally il be up by 9? dunno why so weird. saw bag online but didn't buy it. thought id reach home in time to get it but its now outta stock!! SEHH! went swimming, then chionged to tpy to buy stickers for laimeng. cos she was busy too from work and tuition. then I chionged to pick her up from tuition. really cut in front of other cars doing so. fast n furiously :p sent her home, then to school. then I went to church. crazy dayyyy shagged much!

ohyas laimeng gave me a packet of chocolate truffles, a block of dark chocolate and a box of almond cookies a few days ago! haha yumm thanks! all korean goodies I think! nice!

went riders caf� with her (to make up for the time I overslept Confused smile) no pancakessss! miss the milk choc pancakes from food for thought!!! RAHH hungry now. ate prata 2 days in a row haha. I see laimeng eat frolick make me miss yogurt also.

now she at arts camp till wed. I MIGHT go malaysia tmr night. shitszzz I need to pack my army bagggg! and make army specs. and get army haircut. reservist suckzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Thanks Kevin!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

hi samson.

he sees her, then sees me then gave the shocked face like "what are you two doing together?"

yay I got 3 new bird shit wiping cloths!

went to get stuff for laimeng's mum today. heh still must go back again 1 more time cos something was out of stock. and I had to make on the spot decisions of points redemption. all the time my car was parked downstairs without a coupon. heng no summon!

sad that I couldn't eat gelare waffles againnnnnn. anw went tau huey with mengs just now. ha nice of her to come along even though she was gonna fall asleep! arts camp coming soon hoho!

LAN today was so-so. tiredddd

Friday, June 10, 2011

alienware siol

Booth babes - Singapore PC Show 2011 (Lifestyle Asia)

I wanttttttttttt! the laptop not the girl

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

dota is gay

just met some cheapos for movieeee. the hangover part 2! haha funny cos we just came back from thailand. omg cant believe they actually showed a tranny with his/her dick! LOL and ping pong shows. had botak jones and 4 of us guys shared one scoop of cold stone ice cream. hmmm. cheapos. benny is damn weird he goes to the toilet at more than twice my rate. puden just got his car today. getzzzzzz nooooo im gonna disfriend him. kumlong has mastered the art of forgetting to pay ppl back hahaha.

over the weekend, worked at orchard central with shawn, kumlong and laimeng. book swop. on the first day during the 1st 2 hours or so I thought gg already why so shiong one! just carry boxes of books from the store room up non stop only. shagg siol. then first day the in charge didn't even ask us if we want dinner break! sehhh in the end ate only at like 10. slut siol! but ok it was only shiong at the start cos some real kiasu aunties queued up before the book swop opened on the first day so they can chiong in and get the best books. really ultimate kiasuness at its best. once the gates were opened, the 1st auntie in the queue got there and literally grabbed tons and tons of books and then brought them to some corner and sat down with her stockpile and started browsing thru slowly. sort of like 'chope-ing' her collection of books first. then she will browse and discard those she don't want back into the table. then everytime we restock she will chiong to us and grab the books from our boxes even before we take them out onto the table. and the best part is, she was there from opening time till closing time, ALL 3 DAYS. best. unbelievably cheap. I was originally asked to stand around adults section with other doods while kumlong and shawn were at childrens. duh obviously I'd prefer hopping over to childrens section! anw laimeng had liling company already. and they were happily sitting down at the exit area hahahah. only I so seh must stand up and PR with other random fellow colleagues. oh ya must talk about this slut who openly flirted with laimeng. maybe it wasn't made known to him that she's attached? some more add on fb cos chio siol! what a slut! machiam look like woody woodpecker. saw friends working at cold stone. apparently its really popular eh! cos first outlet in singapore. and its like a ripoff of cold rock. or maybe it's the other way around. the queue was insane on the weekends!

haha laimeng highlighted her hair today for free! I havent seen it live yet!

tuition tmr yay! must rmb to collect money.

yesterday was happy cos I met laimeng after her work and we went for bbq buffet. eat till explode yay! meat, meat and more meat only. bulgogi hahah. and my elbow accidentally jabbed the "ring for assistance button" on the table once and the waitress came over and we were like HUH? went to watch xmen yay nice movie! cia agent remembers a kiss haha. and hugh jackman calefare.

I realise I havent gone church for 2 weeks? aiyo and reservist coming soon so sadddd. don't even know what to prepare. my uniform rank still wrong. sehhhhh. field pack still got items missing. shucks. got summoned to court too regarding the accident 2 years ago lol. and still havent gone down to chinatown with chock. and transformers will be out while im in camp!!! HOWWWW!

hahahah I feel like eating more ice cream now.

sian la why they all no more games to play go back play dota? meh. I bought warcraft 3 + frozen throne years ago with my own money yet I cant access battle net with my cd key. LOL. im not gonna lend my original games out again.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

getting ketuked in krabi

alrightsss its been more than a day since I came back. and I havent even gone out of my house lols. what a nuah-ass. came back yesterday morning.

6 of us sas boys went there. with no itinerary planned. only hotels booked and that's all. actually was 5 of us but ian booked his ticket the day before. stunner! cos he wanted to escape the sad sg life? haha. he was emo much during the trip, especially near the start. we originally booked 2 rooms but changed to 3 rooms cos of ian, but no prob with that. me + slut see, slut lau with slut lam, and slut chee with slut tan. hahaha 6 gaysluts. we rented 2 honda city cars too. could have gotten a 7-seater forrester but it cost less to get the 2 cars! haha cheapest was to get 12-seater minivan but sure chui driving a manual bus. benny and ian drove most during the trip. I only drove twice, including the last drive back to the airport on the last day. but I must say driving that car made me "feel like a peasant driving my little swift!" hahaha. dang. but im still faithful to my swift :) falling in love with the honda city is like having an affair siol. can see the rpm rev up to 5 effortlessly one. I nv see mine go above 3 before lol! lucky didnt bang down walls this time Smile with tongue out

the trip made me treasure those little gaps of time im back at the hotel where there was wifi haha. sometimes at night had to go down to the dark lobby myself cos the room couldn't get a strong wifi signal.

haha beho our dear cheapo chairman would be freakin pissed if he came along the trip with us. cos we kept getting ripped off! first day lunch we drove down to ao nang beach n had fish n chips / chicken n chips for 100 baht each! which but the chicken was like 2 pieces of chicken nugget size siol! kinda nuah-ed our first day away. went to the beach and wanted to play soccer but realised nobody brought ball. bought one for I forgot how much, but beho would be disappointed, kinda price hahaha. kicked awhile. went back to hotel, bathed, then went out again to ao-nang beach again for a thai food dinner. phad thai n tom yum soup. and then went drinking I think? haha im a noob at drinking la I admit. but I know when to stop, and sometimes I get annoyed at ppl for forcing me to down more than I can take. drinking should be enjoyable, shouldn't it? maybe it's a male ego thing. do be able to drink better, drive faster, what else? have done longer route march in army? LOL okay I done quite long lah. in a tank.

anws woke up super early on the 2nd day cos we booked a snorkeling tour and the transport picked us up from our hotel at 8am. sehhh! was kinda like a boat tour to phi phi islands. and along the way there were several stops where they gave us like 30min or so to snorkel. my turn to haolian: they all wussies took like jacket and I garang boy went in without one and basically floated the whole way! haha no doubt my fats gave me a floating advantage. first time snorkeling btw! took quite some time to get used to the breathing device and stuff. cos im used to breathing out of my nose when swimming. but u cant do that with a snorkeling mask cos it pushes your mask out and water comes into your eyes haha. fishes surrounded us. saw nemo the clownfish. and sea urchins. and got stung by mini jellyfishes. twice in the balls HAHAHA numb already siol. ian was super sad we didn't get to stay at phi phi island for one night at least cos he heard stories from his friends about this thing called full moon party. basically it's a mass orgy on the beach. he said they sell booze by the barrels and u can see people f-ing by the beach hahaha. sehh surely an eye opener. but nope we missed that. took the boat back to our mainland late afternoon. missed the sunset too cos it was too cloudy. had thai full body massage in the night. okay-ish. lol ian asked some random ppl where the happening nightlife was and they said "room 69" and gave us the directions on how to go. we tried driving there and even stopped at a 7-eleven to ask for directions and they laughed at us! we started getting paranoid cos we started suspecting it was like a prostitute place that's why they laugh at us going there hahaha. and we really saw a red light place close to the real room 69! but turns out 69 is a club. and it seemed totally empty inside lol. anw we couldn't enter cos a sign outside said no slippers n shorts. like seriously who wears jeans and shoes in krabi anyway?? so we went to get drinks somewhere else. slut L bought cigarettes from a random mama stall. and he thought it was weed hahaha. psychological. and just rmbed we saw hot angmoh on our boat in the morning. LOL. the guy is like perfect body.

3rd day = snorkeling again. ian dips-ed this girl hahaha. whom we found out later to be JOE's girl. long story hahaha! hot girl with ugly guy made benny furious. yup but the guy is rich, cos we saw them go back to their ups ups resort. she helped us take photo with starfishes anw! and had kayaking too. made my back ache till even now. haha. and made benny get sunburnt like a dog. kept complaining the whole time bout his cracking skin and was craving for a aloe vera massage haha. so we went for one at night. and I did oil massage this time. ehh felt a bit better than normal thai massage. but didn't like the oily skin feeling afterwards. went to sailormoon place after that for drinks haha. they damn pro at connect 4.

sehh what a wordy post. no pics hahaha. I think ian havent upload.

oh ya random one day damn funny I was buying red bull singlets with slut lam.
asked the shop keeper "best price how much"
.. *didn't hear any response*
asked again "how much?"
whisper super softly, "two eighty"
slut lam: "a shop just now offer 150 only"
shopkeeper whispers "go, go"

LOL super soft plus bad heck care attitude. asking us to go away from his shop!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

pokemaniac

paul was fantastic! gelare choc chip waffle was even more fantastic! happy yay! laimeng is gonna keep sneezing hahahah!

Monday, May 23, 2011

today I ate a mountain of food. I told laimeng calories input >> calories burnt from yesterday's 25km! shiat. went dinner with family plus relative from china. went spize at tanah merah and ate all the sinful stuff u can imagine. then went awfully choc at katong for dessert. booomz! can my stomach shrink now plsssssss

Sunday, May 22, 2011

swee finished 25k! shagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. laimeng came down to meet me at the end! ate at 10zzzz pontian!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Find more artists like Architecture in Helsinki at Myspace Music

she loves me, she loves me not.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

hi all

stoning while they finished four winds.

cinnamon sticky bun!

hello kitty films.

unhealthy hawker food.

cheapo doods played lan.

should have brought my pokemon out.

flurry of emotions.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

forgot.

no epilogue for this one!

yawns.

yayyyy Thumbs up for fit buddies! we killed our thighs running up mt faber. I think its my first time going up there. saw jewel box and nice city lights. and fireworks from sentosa. went to the baordwalk outside vivo too. haha reversible something. chilli frog leg n porridge! and yummeh chicken wings (chow yun fatt).

Saturday, May 14, 2011

black friday

gotta have cereal! but I didn't wake up in time to run today zzz. and no CINNAMOROLLLLLLL !! Sad smile

might go run later tho! wow just found a cool singapore running routes website.

yesterday laimengs said my boobs looked big. and round. HAHA! booby two shoes!

Thursday, May 12, 2011

by a thread

its disgusting. really. I think selfishness won this time round. 1-0 to the devil in you. the temptation was just too hard to resist huh. oldest story in the book.

might as well hire a private investigator. www.catchcheatingspouse.com anyone?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

stop makin a fool outta me,

tis comforting to know that im not the only one.

decisions really will kill me one day!

seems like im a lucky one who escaped most of the aches that come along post badminton. I think I ache more from the ecp run that day haha.

oh ya reminded me of invisible person that day with peiyu. at ffwtm, the guy served us 2 bowls of wtm with 6 chopsticks!! and then we went to awfully choc for desserts and they served us a superstack with ice cream with 3 SPOONS!! WHYYYy. its werid as though someone is following us and other ppl can see him/her but not us? weirddddd. freakyyyyyy.

ate spicy nuggets with mengyips today hehehe omgg its really bad. and some more we ate it with a mcspicy. I sayang my stomach now poorthing must endure hours of burning. I think now still not completely recovered yet lol!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

heart skipped a beat

I nearly fainted when I saw "pump prices DOWN today!" wheehee how often do pump prices go down??

wtf, indeed. ultimate douchebaggery!

badminton at hougang cc. 2 courts, 1 pro court and 1 amateurs. obviously I played with amateurs hah. anw, not a good idea to play badminton in the extreme heat today. the court was super stuffy too. and..

suxorzzz I got deadline in a few hrs also omg. miss yogurt much! saw yoplait creamy vanilla but laimeng said I shouldn't buy. $7 for 1kg tub haha actualy not that ex hor. compared to a blackforest regular swirl at ccbtl $6.50. didn't occur to me just now. anw we downgraded from yogurt to island creamery to macs sundae hurhurssss. finally found the P plate and pasted it back on to the swift. long time no seee! swift is the pikachu attack that never misses LOL. I told benny we should mod the pokemon then when u use swift then instead of little stars coming out, black cars fly out towards your opponent hehehhe not funny. baibai

Thursday, May 05, 2011

free facials

10,000 BC
Adrift
Blue Valentine
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Inside Job
Just Go With It
Little Fockers
My Own Love Song
Somewhere
Spartacus
The Green Hornet
The King's Speech
The Constant Gardener

swee ah!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

spermacideeee

okay yesterday something il never forget. was swimming up down the pool and there was this huge dude (big belly included) treading water in the middle of the pool. side note: hate these ppl who float around the centre blocking people. damn annoying. anw yeah he turned and faced me while I was swimming then I saw his one hand treading water and his other hand furiously moving up down (like gupta charging his torchlight) OMG. took a closer look and.... I could his little sausage like OUT OF HIS TRUNKS YUCKSSSSSSSSSSS  damn grossss. yucksssssss damn disgusting even now thinking bout it. like imagine his sperms swimming around the pool LOL. I mean scientifically they should die the minute they come into contact with the pool water cos of the chlorine content right. but yeah if they were alive and kicking (swimming), I would have said to them "hey fat dude's sperms, I can swim faster than u! NEH NEH"

okay shit I still got like 4 chapters to cover for tmrs paper byeee. I woke up damn late today. 1 plus. I think I usually don't sleep over noon? but today is a stunner. bye!

Sunday, May 01, 2011

back to the boobies

Back to the 8008ies t-shirt @ SplitReason.com

Back to the 8008ies t-shirt design @ � SplitReason.com
Orc Army t-shirt @ SplitReason.com
Orc Army t-shirt design @ � SplitReason.com

and I think the portal 2 video is frickin funny!!! sigh no alienware Sad smile

Saturday, April 30, 2011

LOLE

should I take a drive out to fill up the gas tank??? 3% saver saturday!

Friday, April 29, 2011

facking wongfuproductions im gonna stick it up your nose if I see your face. hate = me (for now). royal wedding also another pita. make every girl want to be a princess only. princess only one in a billion ok? and strange thing is, step 1 of the journey to princesshood is speaking alien language (not alienware). cryptologist (?) needed thanks!

For god's sake dear

Am I not entitled to my own feelings? Like that machiam robot oredi. Then can play portal 2!
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Cheesepie pioneer and nsman magazine subscription and safra membership all scams! Suck my money only. And the soup spoon ah, I kena ketuk by them so many time already but dunno why I still like to go. What a dumbass siol.
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melting ice

2:57 still can drink water some more hahahah.

you would have loved who I used to be
yesterday, I would have hated the boy you see
when you found me I was at my worst
the best I was is a long forgotten curse

Thursday, April 28, 2011

chio must add

Check out 0:21 hehe
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Proverbs 28:22

A stingy man hastens after wealth and does not know that poverty will come upon him.

Does that mean I should just whack alienware?
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brakes

I know its you, I know its true. Only you, oh forever.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

alienware

holyshiattttt alienware is having 15% off until 31st april omgomogmg should i??? after 15% and upgrading rams and graphics card I would pay $2.1k for a 14" lapppp. if not then the cheaper xps range is $1.7k. but alienware damn chioooo omg got purple disco lightsss okay going to study now must stop thinking about aliens.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

wants

there's so many things I want now! toys. expensive guy toys.

  1. alienware / a good notebook with nice gaming capabilities hehe
  2. nike+ watch with tomtom gps
  3. cool starwars headphones

but no moolah.

oh oh what are you waiting for?

been doing stuff alone much recently. like eating alone in public haha. mugging and stuff. bought of mengyip's fav food on random days too. some of which ended up in her mum's stomach haha.

todays exam was frickin emo, what the hat la why effort doesn't seem to pay off.

this 'strangers, again' video has been circulating around fb. ive seen ppl repost it several times. mengs blog too. guess theres pretty much truth in it but I think im quite a skeptic too. same goes for horoscope. wonder if im the only one? I mean I don't believe our personalities are determined simply on which month of the year we are born in? theres the star sign horoscope: aries, cancer scorpio etc and then there is chinese zodiac which is based on the year you are born in. then there is also the element - wood fire water etc. so many classifications which to follow? no offense to anyone, simply stating my pov Smile

"you have to learn to love yourself before you can love others"

haha im the real amateur!

went benny's church with shawn today. then to thomson prata after! sinfulllll. and made shocking discoveries of how unhygienic prata places are heheh. ignorance is bliss. truly. and shawn told us about this blogger who gave some general stereotypes of different boys school (in her opinion). apparently sas boys are cheap imitations of acsi boys. awwww truly sucks! ps. the blogger damn ugly x2044559992 look like come from mainland china.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger. Proverbs 15:1
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

it's like a book elegantly bound but,
in a language that you can't read

Monday, April 18, 2011

oh my lord I forgot about forum participation!!!!!!!!!!!! scukss

happy for you Smile

fuck. and I just remembered I got to pay the parking summons. and I got to call some ass law firm or some shit to go make a testimony or statement or something for my first car accident. which was 2 years ago I think what the hell? where's grace? where's mercy?

hope I can get my feet out of this shithole tomorrow and start to get some work done.

it's a cold heartless cruel world and everyone lives for themselves.

like dogs.

I would marry anyone who buys me this

NIKE PLUS TOMTOM GPS WATCH

kinda looking forward to the passion run in may.

and random: the nike free run+ is still my favourite running shoe! cheap, light and good. the version 2 is out already and I would recommend anyone who is getting new shoes to try that!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

the pain.

fuck suicide

tell me im unreasonable, seriously. probably some teeheehee guys out there are rejoicing their nuts off. im telling you, seriously, no money = no honey. (ive got no money now so there goes the sweetness in my cup of tea)

fuck twitter and blogger and the internet seriously. fucking ruins lives. FUCK THE IPHONE TOO.

slumber

if you're sorry, why wage war?

the return of no sensitivity

like a wall of stars
we are ripe to fall

whatever. bimbo seems fine now. yeah he was limping really badly since a week back. quite saddening to see him whole day lie in front of the door and not being able to run around outside. but now he's better. haha I just remembered today I saw him roll off a cardboard top and fall onto the ground! but cats have 9 lives!

<3 jill from scream 4 is noelle! wear the vest and protect the chest yo

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

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Oh oh I want some more!

It's stuck in my head!
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

under pressure

It's kind of a funny story! Go watch, its pretty awesome! And noelle I like!
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tennis - "Take Me Somewhere" from Ian Perlman on Vimeo.

soon we'll be carefree like this

disappointment in the dozens

yay managed to get free cone today! although only left with vanilla. cos we reached there at past 6. and my lab today was the longest ever. stunner. coffee cup in my car. okay cone wasn't exactly free after all cos I passed erp + parking.

but its ok!

Monday, April 11, 2011

crazy week

Yay 2 tests just over. Think my 2116 can fly kite woohoo!

Tmr lab, wed presentation, Fri test + submit assignment. Win!

Sat = home made brunch yay!
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Sunday, April 10, 2011

visit to the doctor!

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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

life's a bee cheerful

been doing lots of hypothetical eye rolling.

and I just had dinner.

when can I see the daylight again?

9 Deadly Words Used By Women

wowers that's killer hahahahah

"fine whatever bye"

ultimate deal breaker

Monday, April 04, 2011

I wish I had the luxury of having a personal assistant. or a maid to carry my backpack. rajhdsaofhoeuradfdfdjhfkdjhfjh never ending 650 page textbook how to finisssssss

miss understanding

im a worthless bum who cant keep up

Sunday, April 03, 2011

salt sweat sugar

so I went for joycelyn's party yesterday. she said "party starts at 5pm" and I reached at 630 I think. but the rest hadnt reached! and I walked in without checking haha. so kinda hmmmm-ed away for half an hour or so before alfred n qiyang came. haha qi yang had a mission. her house damn big, and the food was awesomeee. there was even this HUGE chunk beef there. and I think its all home cooked. wowers. hello kitty balloons too haha. and the many many desserts. first there was some aloe vera thing. then there was chocolate fountain with marshmallows and fruits. and then there was waffles with ice cream. wah stunner siol! and cake of course! and later the birthday girl tried whacking the pinata thing. for like 15min but apparently it was too solid to break open LOL. cos she made it herself.

zoomed over from west coast to pasir ris for minghan's birthday party. haha nothing left there. took some photos and left with laimeng. photos photos.

so crysis 2 is out and I really wanna play it!!! which is why I wanna get alienware hehehe. its like a friggin awesome game, looks better than any call of duty modern warfare or black ops whatever!

ALIENWARE

Thursday, March 31, 2011

LOL I just saw this on kum long's fb. "everyday they shufflin la dey"

invented

hehe jimmy eat world is in singapore and they like chicken rice and they queued up at maxwell for that!! hahaha and why would I know that? hmm..

was just telling laimeng if I was in science maybe I would be sci king??? HAHAHAHA shucks I hope the king doesn't stalk my blog. random I just saw him today and waved at him haha. he was invading fass territory. maybe bored of his minions in science?

supposed to go brunch with kev today but thennnn suayness the place closed when we entered "because of the air-con". sianszzzz so we went to strictly pancakes. where they had savoury and I had sweet peanut butter pancakes with nutella and kinder bueno. chocolate overload? haha I think next time just 2 pancakes is enough. with corned beef! hehe.

really glad I have awesome friends. who randomly jio me for brunch hahaha. and benny who jioed me for dimsum just now haha. cos im a sucky friend who didn't jio him for swim today LOL. n00bz me. met ian today tooooo. he asked laimeng to drink coconut and orlang jooo!

and I have been watching outsourced a lot too. finished everything I got already I think. hehehe gupta bollywood dance damn funny! can start on walking dead soon! yayyy actually no I must control myself hahaha.

the motions

I am in misery. nope not because there aint no hot babe to shoot rpg at me hehe! saw the marron 5 video thanks to my dear affair benny. feeling shitty now cos im down with flu. concussed the minute I reached home just now. which was 8 plus I think? didn't even bathe. only just went to bathe haha. and im tired again.

yup I went swimming with benny yesterday. and then we missed our mr softee days but 7 eleven doesn't sell that anymore so we went for something better = coffee bean frozen swirl! went all the way to junction 8 for that! bishan used to be my fav place in sec sch. cos ahem I had stalkerish tendencies then Smile with tongue out

been busy much this week, sleeping very little. but I guess im not the only one.

sometimes you make the wrong decision but you just follow through. like choosing chem engin wingstofly.

Monday, March 28, 2011

shleeepy

bored. just finished a can of green tea from my fridge. cant wait for the holidayssssssss.

must go rephrase more stuff on space crafts LOL.

didn't go to church today. but learnt so much more.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

steadily wearing out the soles on my shoes.

mountain

Out of a molehill
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Saturday, March 26, 2011

one of the few good things that can possibly come out of me being a mess is I get to see nice videos of my favourite songs on youtube which I never get sick of and I never bothered searching for. till now.

and the next one isnt a video, just an epic song (7 minutes long holyyy but I love it)

She's got the time
Says she got time on her side
Running the room
Commanding the late boys' eyes
She runs around,
Knows all the streets by name
So mysterious,
Shadows meet James Dean
She's intoxicating,
Soon your favorite drink

Your black dress in disarray
Only dance floor prayers can save (you)
Temperatures rise and I start to move
But it's you that's coursing through my veins

Say she's got hope
Took shelter to the Hollywood list,
Taking control
Wanted my heart but I gave her my soul
She's like a Paige Davis with a Monroe kiss
Disappeared today,
Left no trace
But someday I'll know your name

Your black dress in disarray
Only dance floor prayers can save (you)
But it's you that's coursing through my veins

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependent, swear I'm clinical
Addicted to those glances, taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependent, no not cynical
Addicted to those glances, taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes

She's no saint, She's no saint, She's no saint
But she'll take you to your knees
Try her boy, but she'll still do what she please
Do you believe in science? She's perfect chemistry
She wanted my love but I gave her the rest of me

Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependent, swear I'm clinical
Addicted to those glances, taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes
Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical
Now I'm dependent, no not cynical
Addicted to those glances, taking chances tonight
I need a fix in those heroin eyes

You'll adore me before the night is over
You'll adore me before the night is over

If London's calling don't you dare pick up the phone
Only you entwined
Could make this orphan feel at home
Lips that need no introduction, but now waiting for your call
If a picture's worth a thousand words
Then your touch is worth them all
Worth them all

at the end of the day, life still goes on