Friday, July 28, 2006

yum

local boy in the photograph - stereophonics

There's no mistake, I smell that smell
It's that time of year again, I can taste the air
The clocks go back, railway track
Something blocks the line again
And the train runs late for the first time

A pebble beach, we're underneath, a pier that's just been painted red
Where I heard the news for the first time

And all the friends lay down the flowers
Sit on the banks and drink for hours
Talk of the way they saw him last
Local boy in the photograph
Today

He'll always be 23, yet the train runs on and on
Past the place they found his clothing

He's gone away

aiya sebas is late this time hahahaha ok off to choir concert to see aini and mg hahahha! wah so many ppl pangseh la heheh. and chenchen is moving to hougang ha.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

i know why!!

i just made a great discovery!! why i've been so whiny these days!! haha. cosss, the chair im sitting on is really hard and painful and hot and uncomfortable! that must explain everything ok. but that doesnt mean whining ends here. in fact, more whining coming up! about the woohoo cw.

yes thanks so much for jacking me in class yet again for the nth time. too much leh why everytime pick on me wan. paedophile isit? sory la im not interested. even if u think otherwise hahaha! actually i dont feel like saying what happened cos it just makes everything sound dumber. the only good thing she does is draw better than average fishes. hahaha.

OK i really suck at basketball alright. but well im happy that we did something for pe at least. cool huh.

AND, NO MORE MATHS S PAPER WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! but there is a mock exam for maths s after prelims. how dumb is that!?! if i get more than a ZERO it will be like WOW!

and service learning today! went to some home for the less intelligent kids (supposedly of iq 45-50). but some of them are quite funny!! while i was bending down doing something, some random boy came behind me and slapped my ass!! HAHAHAHA and i turned around and he smiled at me. whaaaaaa help first time i got molested la im damn sad. and to a spastic kid some more. and he is sadistic la still smile back at me. urgh. oh and thanks so much peiyu u get special mention right now for going right pass my bus stop without calling me to tell me that the 961 u were on goes to the destination!! hahaha its ok i forgive u. just owe me lunch haha! and special mention to rong also cos i asked what bus to take and she said 77. yea dam smart make me walk extra distance la in the end. okay it wasnt that far so i wont complain anymore. (argh im whining AGAIN!) lunch pls. and at the place there, we painted a wall for the kids' art and craft room. ok it was quite well designed by rong lah. eh i helped to paint a few purple fishes and red anemone. heheh i deserve to pass art ok!

after everything was finished at abt 5, we went to guthrie house which was quite nearby. ate icecream which was ok quite nice. and which made my beer belly bigger. which reminds me.

celebrated kevins bday on sunday! normally i would have been latest to arrive but that time i came in 2nd ok! just a little after ren. and read women's weekly which appeared on the table, i dont know how. and drank some LIME JUICE which was yucky yucky bitter.

which also reminds me, jean is leavin really soooon. i cant imagine myself leaving singapore la it will be so freakin hard! u know why? cos there will be no one there to wash my clothes hahaha ok la kidding. but isnt going to ns like that?? hahahha ok im so screwed.

and i realised my entry is quite discontinuous and hehe. so enjoy yourself and connect the dots! courtesy of WONG YONG ZHAO CALEB.

woohoo completed my sgc. i think i lied more than a hundred times in that 3 paragraphs la. im a baddd boy. haha

Friday, July 21, 2006

back to basics

today was boring. still is boring. ok not totally boring when we went suntec/marina. while we were supposed to be in school planning for service learning. hahha! rong was gona cut hair mah. then they were talking bout dunno what hairstyles la then i said "i dont really like straight leh" and guess what "YES CALEB WE ALL KNOW U ARE GHEY." what the hel!! hehhehahaha that wasnt what i meant ok u dumbasses!! i meant i like curly/wavy hair understand but sorry not maggi mee kind of curly lah. that can be twister fries already. oh saw the do not walk sign again. and im alone at home right now. i think my sisters went out to catch a movie or something since they're not back yet. and parents went for seminar. cool. rong's haircut was like i dunno. its like magic lah how can they do hair straightening using a hair dryer and a comb?!?! its amazing i should try it some time ok. and shes dam sick what the guy wash her hair she say very shiok erhhhhrhrhrhh hur hhhuhuahhra(&^#&%. have fun then!! and im addicted to the tell me babeh song i think its making me really retarded and hyper and thats the reason for all lame jokes today guys sorry hehehehe! wow 1 paragraph i pass my summary!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

damn smart of you alright

Some claim to have the fortitude
To shrewd to blow the interlude
Sustaining pain to set a mood
Step out to be renewed

whew managed to get the keyboard back hehehe through sly tactics. its a trade secret so im not gonna say how. trade secret means u gotta trade for it!!??

okay anyway last weekend was too slick i mean sick to blog. was running a high fever and no thanks to the WONDERFUL SINGAPORE WEATHER AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WHICH IS SOO IRRITATING. and all i did was eat breakfast, sleep and soak the bed/sofa with sweat, wake up eat lunch, sleep and soak the bed/sofa (whichever is not soaked yet) etc. i mean with a life like this, who needs to worry bout retirement funds?!?! HHAHA. OK la its not a laughing matter cos i was really feeling like shit ok. u know its bad when say something like that cos...i said its bad. huhu.

SO, "ponned" school although its not exactly what i call pon but i dont understand why oh why kevin said that i pang seh "them". ermm i dunno who he was referring to and i dono why not going to school is called pang seh but maybe its just a wrong interpretation on my part which may be why i got a t.w.e.n.t.y.f.o.u.r for gp alright. LAUGHT AT ME COME ON.

listening compre on tues was surprisingly hard. i got 2 questions wrong!!! hehe whining again. and peiyu drew this pig thing which was suppose to impersonate the purple pig u see at the corner of my blog. BUT she thought the name was GAY SPAT!!! hahahaha!

ok and yesterday went for the ns medical thing after i left sch at 1245. which was a total waste of time ok. the thing they used to punch a hole in the fingertip to draw blood is realllyy painful!!!!! and then i think the guy who drew blood from my elbow there is a noob cos its like still bruised now ok. and quite exciting cos its the first time i did urine test hahaha!!! not what i expected though. now they just ask u dip a strip of paper (like those perfume tester kind) into a bottle of ur pee and show them. ermmmm maybe my pee can become a new perfume fragrance?? OK THAT WAS LAME. and one of the last stations was the one u gotta strip naked one. of course i had no problem with that one la! my only problem was that the queue for that station was sooooo long. and its not long cos there were lots of ppl. only 10 ppl in front of me but each person took ages to do their checkup. and maybe its cos quite a few of them were ahem pretty overweight and one part of the checkup they ask u to bend down and touch your toes (when u're naked. i dont know why hahaha). and maybe they simply had their stomach in the way haha! ok but the most irritating part was when i was at the last station, they say "sorry not enough time to complete your last test cos it will take 1-1half hour. so u gotta come back another day. weekday only sorry." wah so irritating ok it was only 4 oclock at that time and they wanted to go home at 5 exactly i bet. basket make me go all the way down again this morning to sit for some dumb iq test.

it was really a dumb test ok. got maths qns (without calculator some more and no paper for rough working). i do until my head pain. and english and retarded number sequences. and some pictures thingy. simply put it was really draggy. but those guys that do have a wierd sense of humour i tell u. one part they wanted to test my memory skills. u know they flash some numbers on the screen and i had like 2 seconds to memorize them in order. something like 4 9 4 2 5 2 0 8 9. quite crazy i know. i usually go up to only 5th digit haha. then after the numbers disappear, the screen will show some rubbish symbols and nonsense words like
&#(^%$%#$((((((((( LOOK HERE^%^#^%
or
^&#^$^**&SHOOT ME&%!$$$%$$$$
or
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^465234246$333#####etTHIS IS A LAME SHIT ASS WASTING UR TIME QUIZ!!!!!!
hahahaha! yeah im serious ok. except the last one la of course. argh ok the whole quiz took me nearly 2 hours to finish. it was like more of an endurance test rather than iq test la ok.

yay starting to play soccer more. its always fun to have a group of soccer guys in class la i guess. dont know why we didnt have that last year. not that im near good or anything haha. but star striker is leaving aww im damn sad. but wait! he made one last appearance with new shoes too!!! and he made sure we remembered him as he missed more open goals haha. you think your the best at everything. reminds me of yt having the TIME OF HIS LIFE pwning noobies ass at computer games. yeah sure its a way for u to de-stress or whatever but it isnt any great cause for celebration ok. and actually no im not whining about star striker whooping my ass or anything ok. i mean like stop criticising other ppl when you're not even near average yourself alright.

well played tennis too. fun game yea definitely. but the weather among others spoilt the game. and i hadnt fully recovered from the weekend fever so was quite breathless quickly. actually i still dont feel perfectly fit now either. maybe next week we'll see.

anyway i think ive blogged quite long today and the pool is calling me again helloooo talk to the hand ok im gonna sleep.

pussy fish (peiyu) says:
time to sleep
pussy fish says:
#snoring already
beautiful madness (me) says:
1 2 3 sign out
beautiful madness says:
1
beautiful madness says:
3
beautiful madness says:
hahahaha
pussy fish says:
YAY
beautiful madness says:
yoga instructor
beautiful madness says:
hahahaah
beautiful madness says:
aahas a bye
pussy fish says:
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
pussy fish says:
12356
pussy fish says:
AAHHAA
beautiful madness says:
shit this is never ending
beautiful madness says:
arhghghghghg
pussy fish says:
i havent go yoga yet!
pussy fish says:
HAHAHA
pussy fish says:
it can lose weight
pussy fish says:
ALOT
beautiful madness says:
ask yoda to yoga
pussy fish says:
HAHHAA
beautiful madness says:
hahaha
pussy fish says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thats what happened on an msn conversation some time ago. hahahah in the end i think i only off-ed my comp at least 30min after i said the 123 signout hah.

Chitty chitty baby
When your nose is in the nitty gritty
Life could be a little sweet
But life could be a little shitty
What a pity Boston and a kansas city
Looking for a hundred
But you only ever found a fitty

tell me baby - rhcp

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

just a step closer

Put your sweet fingers
A little closer to the keyboard
It's hard to read between your lines
We were the clock hands at midnight
Now you're four whole hours behind

So go if you're going

haha for some reason ive been extremely whiny the past few days. hahaha talk bout being whiny. like damn why isnt geraldine in sg idol anymore?? dont feel like watching already leh. hahaha ok i shall watch for the sake of hearing jacintha's dumb comments. its so dumb its as dumb as some 71 girls who sat behind us during lecture a few days ago. omg they are like half bimbos, if u get what i mean.

norman then and norman now. hahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

pe is damn frickin fun!! played floorball yesterday. ok i lied when i said it was my first time playing. actually i played once or twice before in church FINE. but i think its quite fun. unless ur the one being whacked in the leg (or in the face). anddd soccer today with star strikers and peiyu's hot bro!! and expected we scored ZERO goals no thanks to our wonderful everton star striker. wahlao i set him up twice i think maybe more and he he he he he i dunno what he was doing. and my favourite soccer shoes got blown apart. noooooo i dont wanna throw them away!! its got years of sweat and blood and leg stink in it ok!! and mud from kolam ayer, st wilfred, geylang bahru. i think guna can seriously play in everton hahahha replace that star striker. chen is like peter crouch huehue.

heheh i got back all papers except gp. actually got back the compre section of gp already. which i Frewed up. ahhaha oh yea yesterday chenchen was quite funny. i dunno what we were saying then he said something something why did u winkle at that girl?? hahahahaha WINKLE!!!!!!!!!! isnt it supposed to be WINK? i think he listen too much twinkle twinkle little stars.

oh yea i really gotta whineeeee bout carol the fffffffffishball!! the meannnnest teacher ever ok. ok maybe except M.S.K. during bio tut (and i actually did my tutorial), she said "some ppl at the back dont seem to be interested huh. (looks in my direction) u think u can do well without working hard and paying attention in class fine. whatever." ok actually i lied again hahaha. i mean yea she said something like that but i cant remember the exact words ok. but either way the bottomline is shes a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech. bigger than the sig man.

speaking of that. i think the phone can be one of the most irritating inventions in history. sometimes. but that doesnt mean il be throwing mine away anytime soon ok hahaha! btw i want a CHOCOLATE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hint hint birth daze coming soon.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

the thin line between confidence and arrogance

haha im chattin wif rong now and im suddenly reminded of the show 'something's gotta give'. ghahahaha damn funny show!! i think i catched it with jason, nick tan and herng liang lonngggg ago. hahaha dunno how we all ended up watching that but if i rmb correctly it was at suntec??? jack nicholson is damn funny hahahaha "when u can climb a flight of stairs, u can have AHEM"

yay maybe an A for chem i dunno. but hoping for a E for bio is being optimistic. haa but perhaps this is my best ever. ok what am i saying cya later.

ok im back. hmm school started at 1245 and ended at 7plus. and i thought it was gonna be a half day lol. looks like i gotta postpone. haha and college day was ok. rong is blind. peiyu too. kevin too. everyone is blind except me!! and i found out wierd stuff like ea and moony and kobochao chocobo. hahaha. and bridge before bio was quite retarded.

and i think i DO have a cb face. ha ha hit me.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

pedalpusher

haha man im bored there is no meaning to school. got an A for the first time in a real jc exam. never gotten it before in jc1 common test, promos, bt1 whatever. so yay. but also gonna get my first F for bio hahaha well i shall leave that for later.

some things have changed lots. others havent changed abit. u know what? i have no idea what im saying. i just thought it would make me sound cool. (kinda like jacintha abiebalanehneh from a certain singapore singing contest) (or superman who just didnt make sense at the end)

hahaha whats up with the number names in singapore idol?? there is one flower(hua) and two hills. huhuhuhuh thats a LAME joke. ok its not a joke its a fact. but two hills means DA BUS or in other words half naked pot-bellied uncles selling char kway teow in hawker centre.

swimming is fun!! but i think theres something wrong with my body. im a weirdu. after exercise the tummy is ultra flat but within 15 min after a meal its protruding out again arghghgh wierduuuuuuuuussss. maybe LIPosuction would help. just like LIPstick. hahaha i think mathilda d'silva should act in pirates of the carribean. cos d'silva sounds like a pirate name. AHAH! nono seriously i think she looks abit like MONA LISA. SERIOUSLY! take a look for yourself la. hahaha maybe SHE is the da vinci code!! hahahaha quick unlock her! ok im not making any sense now. maybe too much chlorine in my head.

DAMN STUPID CHINESE ORAL!!! arghghhg so pissing im pissing on my pants.

WOW was that a mood swing back therre?? haha. i think i understand menopause better than limpei huhuhuh. to limpei: after menopause there is menoresume u know? like when u watch tv and u pause, u can resume later! haha!!

swing swing.

wahlao im typing like rong lah 2 words 1 paragraph thats so ghey and retarded and ahlian. thats it. and i really dont like the initials cw. it reminds me of.. of.... cow.

byee

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

lauseewong sausage fest

"next to you"
It was part of our experiment
Went you said go and I went
Like a gooseberry on Noah's ark

I watched them file in two by two
And I set sail without you
And we were carried on the flood of your tears

Time pulls a face when I'm next to you
Let's hope the wind changes
Time pulled a face when I'm next to you
Let's hope the wind changes

went out with ian and benny just now. catched scary movie 4 which was qutie a waste of money. haha dumb show with hot gals and lame jokes. but some parts really laugh until stomach ache although its not really funny. and shopped haha great singapore sale is like more than half over so left all the lousy shit for us. and all the tshirts left L and XL sizes only. but managed to get a few gd finds haha and going back for more soon! and this gay shop assistant kept using his stupid tactic to peep at me and benny in the changing room la!!

yesterday erm went flea market for the first time with rong. which was quite unplanned and tyco cos i was just heading to the AMARA and found out it was nearby so popped in. haha popped sounds stupid. it reminds me of pringles once you pop u cant stop!

saturday sent fawn off at airport. haha i overslept as usual but didnt miss her flight luckily. and i remember kevin damn funny. got this trolley with some luggage on it nearby which belonged to some random tourist and kevin thought it was fawn's. so he went to touch it and say something which i forgot. hahaha but the point is.. actually theres no point hgagagag.

haha im going broke. CURRENCY CRISIS!!

gota sleep now. ian leadin morn worship tmr!