Saturday, March 29, 2008

yea nights off this week i went jurong point with trainees. and on the bus back with a few of them, i got bored and showed them the charlie video on my ipod! haha mistake mistake. the next day, they kept coming to me and going chaaaarrrrrliieeeee. wah later sit plane hope i dont sit beside them lol. and we had pizza hut that night during nights off. and so heng/tyco/suay the vegetarian trainee sat beside me. and had to order veggie lovers pizza hahahahah. first time i ate that i think! ok thats random.

anw im gonna miss u all! see u all soon and take care ok il be back (arnold voice).

destiny got nervous

And you're my good feeling, I'm kneeling
Inside her room she paints me blue
And you are my reason for breathing
Inside her room she paints me blue


heeee green milk is nice!! and i have concluded that ahbu nehnehs are freakin cunning bastards who are out to cheat other ppl of their money. damn cheeeesebye ARSEs (hah that was a word at boggle yesterday too!). i went chinatown on thurs to see exchange rate for taiwan NT. came across this shop which offered 21.35, the best rate so far, but i havent explored the whole area so i went scouting some more. after finding out that 21.35 was the best, i went back to that shop, but the freakin nehneh said he ran out of taiwan NTs. wth! after saying that i just went by there like 15min ago, he said sorry ah now the price went up, i can only offer u 21.10. wah how can change so much in just a few min wan sia. then he point at some stupid computer screen in his little cubicle and said he follows the current exchange rate strictly. it was clearly bullshit la.

then yesterday i went to raffles place in the afternoon to meet mum for lunch n to check out exchange rates there. best i found was 21.27. so my mum suggested walking down to freakin chinatown from there again. OK. yes went back to the same place and this time, another shop offered 21.30. i immediately grabbed the deal la. BUT, guess what. just as i took out my WAD of sing notes, he said oh so sorry we out of stock of taiwan NTs, can come back in 15 min?? yeah. i felt somthing suspicious already lor. but decided to give it a try. so OK i told him il be back in 15. and yes just as i expected, after coming back, it was a freakin different guy at the stall and his rate dropped to 21.10!! what a cheeeeeee!! really pissed me off man! i ask the guy at the stall to call back the other guy who went away and he says he doesnt have his number! what bullcrap is that la! stupid nehneh uncle. GAVE UP. went back raffles place and changed at a decent money changer. u know those with all the rates shown clearly on a screen on the wall. not like freakin ahbunehnehs in chinatown who quote whatever they feel like.

met benny in the evening to watch the bucket list. first part was pretty boring. nearly fell asleep man. but after they started on their ADVENTURE (think charlie the unicorn :p), i laughed nearly nonstop at all their retarded things! haha jack nicholson is such a joker. and the way he and his assistant suan each other is omg. and saw alot of funny trailers before the movie. like superhero movie and get smart. haha i must watch those too!

after the movie which ended at 920, me n benny tried cabbing down to sixth avenue to meet the NINE gang, minus rong who couldnt make it. haha so glad benny went! oh yes gave him the neoprint too hahaha LONELY NIGHT. but cos of the freakin new rule about only allowing cabs to stop at taxi stands in CBD area, we took over an hr just to get a cab!! wah that was a major headache man. in the end reached the tea party at around 11. when the original meeting time was 9 lol. haha benny is quite funny. when we reached there, he needed to skip to the loo, so i went with him. DONT ASK ME WHY WE GOTTA GO TOGETHER LOL. but the toilet was those 1 room 1 cubicle kind, if u know what i mean. and it was locked. and benny tried opening a few times and knocked a few times and asked me why cannot open. and he asked (quite loudly), is there someone inside? and some girl inside shouted YES LAH! hahahahaha then benny and i quickly left the toilet area and found some seat outside and pretended we werent the ones who were waiting at the toilet LOL!!

sebas n kevin were playing scrabble when we reached. haha then later we all played boggle and taboo again! wah peiyu is a natural at boggle leh. can uncover all the hidden words wan. and taboo was retarded!! ok guess this, sodium + is a what? ion. ok now guess this undergrown plant which rhymes with ion. its ONION!! HAHAHAH no link right!! but at least no more virgin marys :p

played way past midnight so took a cab back with benny. and i still havent packed my bag for taiwan. yesss gotta be at airport at 11 tonight. and il be back in the early early morning of 20th april. anything want me to buy or what can still just sms me. or i will be damn bored there. 3 weeks leh! urgh.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

wish you were

i think my blog is one of the most boring blogs in the world. cos i never ever have any pictures to post anyway haha!

and the first thing that everyone says when they meet benny is "HEY YOU'VE GROWN TALLER!!"

hahaha!

and they always exaggerate by putting their hands at their thigh level and say "you were only this tall the last time we met!"

and that was exactly what benho did when we met today la. wanted to go swimming in the morning but didnt wake up in time anyway haha. then i jio-ed benny out. and just nice ian just jio-ed him too! so we 3 had a SAUSAGE FEST which was quite fun anyway dont think dirty :p today's weather was pretty weird cos it was SUPER hot in the morning, and then it started raining just as i left the house. and i brought the huge new bag from revoltage just to put my umbrella (ella, ella ella, eh!) and my ds. ian is some really popular dude man. he meets friends within every 10m we walk! haha ok thats an exaggeration. i told benny, next time i go on a date, i will arrange with him where i plan to go so he can "bump" into me and make me look popular hahaha! and better still, ask him change into different clothes and bump into him over and over again. and then the date will go like, "why all ur frens look so alike ah?"

anyway ian is in the same situation just like the last time we met. haha i still rmb he treated us to pizza hut at suntec city! i think that was when jason was still in singapore. hope things are better now for him eh

and we played dota and team fortress 2 for 4 whole hours!! just like small kids all over again! and shawn tan smsed me and asked me for dinner too! he was out with benho and nick tan. so the 3 of them came over to join the 3 of us. and we had a massive 6 guy sausage fest! woohoo! after that nick went home n ian went to sort out some stuff with crystal jade hahaha so left with 4 of us. haha and what else can we do but play POOL at toa payoh! and benny had a golden break for 9ball!

heheh and i caught the almost-last bus 155 home.

yesterday supper with sebas n rong was retardedly fun! met at tea party, sixth avenue. its a really nice place to chill, with some board games like BOGGLE and TABOO. heh heh. we played a few rounds of boggle and i think its just in me to come up with weird words like HELO or ALRIIGHT!! but rong isnt much better, she came up with ATAP. haha what the heck is that?? atap-chee? taboo was worse. for the first round, sebas was describing mother theresa, and he said "this person helped many sick ppl. she passed away already." and rong went "VIRGIN MARY!"

and when it was rong's turn to describe, she kept using me as example! what an ass! like "caleb likes to do this when he is bored."

cant do without them!

and sebas and me passed by video ezy and they were selling dvds at $10. so he recommended a few and i ended up buying 4 movies!! and i watched the number 23 last night alone at like 2am. woo am i brave or what?

wonder whats my plan for tmr.. but i know sunday got dim sum breakfast at redstar with instructors. and gotta rush to church for easter sunday service after that. cant miss that!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

let's give grace

step up 2 last week was nice! the girl is super HOTTT!! sebas rushed there the moment he came back from thailand friend finding haha.

had a night off this week with the trainees. me and bernard caught the shuttle bus to jurong point. sheng yang couldnt go cos he guard duty haha. then we keep suaning him some more. saw hui lin at the fish & co there. and after me and ber just finished dinner, i saw one of the trainees, erbert. and worse, he was wearing the same esprit polo tee as me!! walaoeh! went over to him and the other trainees were like "eh erbert since when u become so thin ah??" haha. and that retarded guy really went to buy another tshirt just cos of me!

after makan finish, me n ber saw some trainees standing outside the gv box office. they already got tix for rule #1. and they invited us to go watch with them. i thought, not bad got fiona xie waddd. AND, it turned out to be a BADDD decision. i think im just not made to watch horror shows haha. and got one fiona scene damn gross and bloodehh. and dunno why her voice in the show was so weird and squeaky. i think the producers dubbed her actual voice!

did guard duty on fri night to sat morn. and one of the trainees so nice buy me breakfast sia! i dunno why i didnt sleep much that night leh.

anyway this week is gonna be good! only 3 days in camp. got thurs off!

gotta start packing for taiwan too.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

I SAW A LIMPING MAN!

i think field camp has totally screwed me up! the lack of sleep has really turned my body clock around. and now i keep getting hungry every 2 hours what the toot. lucky last week was the last field camp in singapore. that means gonna fly off very soon!!

come to think of it, im really quite a weirdo. hehe maybe thats an understatement. oh well.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

why treat him like he's dead?

5 days and 4 nights outfield has certainly worn me out. sleeping at 2 and waking at 6 every day is crazy. and going for uncountable battle courses. and all the more tiring when the tanks break down during the battle course.

this course really made history man. we moved out with 8 tanks and when we returned to camp on fri, only 1 tank was fit for battle course!! what the heck right. there was even a point in time during the week when ALL the tanks could not be used cos of stupid reasons like engine breakdown or fuel leak or whatever shit. and everyone just sat at the training shed waiting for the techies to fix up the tanks. and the weapons also, spoilt more than half we brought out.

and didnt get to go for hockey game in the end! cos one of the senior instructors got posted out and we had shortage of instructors and course comd couldnt let me go.

oh and finally got to sleep on the ALL AMAZING SAFARI BED!! haha always dreamed of doing so when i was a trainee, looking at all the instructors set up the safari bed when they go sleep while we all can only sleep on groundsheets. quite comfy leh. maybe should steal one and bring home hahaha!

boss scolded the instructors for not showing the trainees a good image cos we brought cartons of canned drinks and tidbits for ourselves. errrr ok yea i understand but well..

hahaha and there is this group of trainees we nicknamed the POWER CREW!! all the instructors scared to take them for battle course sia! cos they SEEM to always do things the slowest, and are not familiar with the drills, and most importantly.. ALL the tanks they use will end up with some problem or other halfway during the run!! wthbbq! i hope i duneed take them next week :p

sunburnt too. but mostly on the face and my fingers. haha looks retarded.

caught meet the spartans with fellow instructors shengyang, bernard, staff tongle, staff wong and his wife. last night. at bishan heheh. after booking out at almost 11pm! caught a 1130pm show which ended at 1 plus. saw staff tongle's proness at catching stuffed toys at the arcade too. haha years of practice i guess. then he gave us a lift home. actually was damn shagged when i reached home. and went online for awhile and guess what i saw on facebook. a pic of mochachino guy and company. yes happy together. and he is such an ass la got his hands around so many girls in different pics. not that im jealous or anything seriously.

felt better today though. cos i met benny! to watch MEET THE SPARTANS again. hahaha what a waste of monehhh. lame show only for lame ppl! its like super random and jam packed with spoofs from everywhere and even got adverts for gatorade, coffee bean and dunno what inside. hahaha! but i must say the imitation of paula abdul is DAMN FUNNY! and the spartans battle formation is OMG! see and u will understand! then we sat down at macs and chionged MARIO PARTY DS! hahaha fun fun funfun fun!

last week when we went out, all the girls we saw in royal blue were like WOOHOO but this week all like SHOOT! haha sorry just random comment.

haha oh ya i just remembered was supposed to meet PENG and company today for dinner but it didnt happen in the end. dunno why everytime got this kind of meet up gathering always fail in the end wan. ha I WONDER WHY. he smsed me like in the afternoon saying most ppl cant make it, and if i want can just go MOS later. omg i nearly crapped my pants out when i saw that!! isnt that making it abit too obvious??!?! bbq boy. after what happened the previous time, im taking no chances.

oh i just remembered something random! dunno if u can do it, but i can raise my left eyebrow. i know its nothing impressive but the senior instructors seem amazed by it!! they say i should make it my trademark as an instructor. cos they all got their own trademark, like staff wong always shakes his leg when he talks! maybe next time trainee ask me "what did i do wrong?" or smth like that, i can give the eyebrow and say "what do u think? nevermind. give me 20 first" hahahaha ok thats retarded.

just talked to jason online! pay increase sia someone! hahaha now i understand what u mean when u say my blogs so funnehh! at the time i wrote that fight part i was actually half pissed half upset. but now looking at it, actually quite funny leh.

ok im outta here. cant sleep late too much later kena ACNE hehe. anather day then. :p

Oh, Miss Delaney
What's the matter?
You waited by the window
I waited by the door
Oh, Miss Delaney
Where's your boyfriend?
He isn't up in heaven, so
Why treat him like he's dead