burn bridges

omg im dameeee retarded!! i was so bo liao waiting for my downloads to finish that i went to take out some of my old christmas/birthday/CNY (?!?!) cards and postcards to read. hahahahaha it really gave me a good laugh. i miss those daysss! its damn funny la how come like 99% of my cards during jc period was like "good luck with ur combos" or "dont keep dreaming of combos, A's coming already u better study hard and get 4As" hehehehe thanks for that word of advice see i took it! :p and i realised theres this someone who draws a car out of every cancellation or mistake hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! im not gonna say who, but im sure u know this person verrry well. and this other person gave me a postcard with 4 fat men with beer bellies in front. and one part of the message says "see the beer bellied men in front? this is what happens if u drink. so dun drink ok?" hahahaha how queer cos the person who wrote me this card is quite a drinker nowwwwwwwwwwww lololololol. and out of all the cards i found one from herng liang! wowwww totally unexpected! okay this is still damn funny im gonna go back and read more.

time to make a difference

just awhile ago my sis pissed me off real bad. but i let it slide after some time. but she left some real physical damage on my arm dammit. got one big red line on my upper arm now! what a beeech okay seriously. i was really biting my teeth not to whack her mouth out of her face. arghhhh. sorry i just needed to bitch. okay and all this started cos of the kittens. im starting to see a connection in her behaviour. like once she picks up a new hobby of some sort, she becomes totally obsessed with it. like that time during our family trip to malaysia, she was crazy over taking macro camera shots of flowers and lightings. like omg it was driving everyone nuts and she can just stand still at the same place for 10 min taking the same pic over and over again. and now her new hobby is the kittens. wtf she made her own cages out of wire mesh and stuff and even going to the extent of quarreling with the neighbours??

ok enough whining!

today was RETAIL THERAPY!! hahahahah i suddenly last time mr siao would say physiotherapist is physio-the-rapist. hHAahhahahahah! ok no link there but anyway it was me and benny gay day this afternoon! total damage = $270! got new brown mat pants woohoo and white pointy shoes and leather belt and brown tee (lucky not like the frenchfries tee) and a typical caleb tee from zara and a semi formal grey pants for wedding dinner! hahaha rong compared the shoes to my high cut converses. i remember ok $2 if i wear them out again, better keep ur word hahaha :p and i carried sebas' guinea pig food and hay around with me the whole day cos i thought i was gonna meet him then i could pass to him. and my library book which was due today. i totally forgot la dammit if not i would have returned it in the morning when i went swimming. "is it just me or are sit ups really useless at losing weight?"

me jason benny and rong were damn retarded today. we even created a new ji gou pak game! called ji gou pak long huo shui. hahahahha! and i went to disturb the geeky dj at cine. and benny started folding frogs out of dollar notes. out of my 50 dollar note!! and jason flipped it into a cup of ice water. aieeeeeee! and jason and benny were damn touchy touchy hee hee gayboys some more at the gay spawning starbucks at paragon. and me and benny both agree there is a marc ecko outlet at taka basement 2!! opposite giordano!

tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut

ring ring hello who's there?
marc.
marc who?
marc echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo..

I NEED MORE RETAIL THERAPY!! SOMEBODEH STOP MEEEHIIIIIIII WAHHHH IM CRAZYYYYYY

losing everything

firstly, merry christmas to all! the past week kinda flew by quite crazily and this christmas is probably gonna be one of the most memorable ones in my life. but pls dont forget the real meaning of christmas! ive been missing church for like forever. :(

i think my sister has gone insane. she totally kept the 3 cats inside a wire mesh thingy like a cage. i really think she has gone psycho. oh yeah when i got back from batam my mum told me she even went to confront the neighbour about my missing hungry. she kept insisting that she saw hungry go inside the neighbour's house. and when my mum tried to get her back home she threw a tantrum and started behaving like an idiot. okay i wasnt there to see what happened though. seriously man i dunno whats going thru her mind. and im too tired myself to bother to find out. not like i never tried.

poooor hungry! another kitten gone. im the worst owner on earth! argh how can this kind of thing happen twice! i dunno how he disappeared but i suspect he was sleeping under my dad's car when the whole family drove off to church for christmas service on the morning of the 25th. i went clubbing with jason and arthur the night before, and then the 3 of us crashed at my house. so by the time me and arthur woke up, mum and dad were gone. and seconds before arthur drove off in his own car, i saw bimbo and chuck jump out from under HIS car. but no sign of hungry! so its either gone under my dad's car or under arthur's car. either way, he's not coming back. i must not let this happen again! but i dont think what my sis is doing is right either. i hear them meowing sadly everytime i walk past. they should be allowed to go free and play in the garden wad!

arghhh tireddd. havent slept properly for dunno how many days already la. all began on christmas eve that night. then jason's surprise party. then straightaway the next morning off to batam. and the day we got back from batam, went to stay at shane's house. finally im back home! got so many things flooding my brain now, happy sad gay retarded? ok minus the gay part. but for the good of my dear friends, i guess il have to pack everything inside that small head of mine and hope nothing spills out. okay off to sleep now. shoppingggggg tmr!! with bennyyyyyy yeayyy shopping yay benny yayyyyyyyyyy!

jason its now hit 970!! ok pls control yourself! and my mum wants me to do your laundry and ironing ok so dont complain :p

zZZZZZZZOmg

whootjoewarpoidipjfJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

137 + 400 - 67 = 470 omg

i am gonna look after my health this week!

talk talk talking alot

argh i hate my hair. i think i spoilt it swimming too much. no matter how much shampoo i spam it still feels rough and dry! whyyyy. ok thats besides the point.

disaster christmas partay! jason helped me marinate the chicken wings the night before. and i brought it over to fawn's. wearing a damn unglam white tshirt with checkered shorts which alvin says look like boxers and high cut converses omg. attract all the wrong kind of attention on the bus la! and i discovered yummy macaroon place in toa payoh after swimming yesterday! brought a box over too. jason took the first piece, and he took the green one which was lime hahahaha! kevin tried to bluff peiyu it was green tea. anyway was supposed to meet jason at bukit timah plaza to shop for his ingredients first before going to fawn's house. but ended up he spend so long at vivo that we just met at fawn's directly. and super late! but everything was fine. jason did his belly pork (with a thick layer of fat, quite yummy i admit). sebas and fawn's macaroni with cheese topping was nice too! peiyu calls the topping the blanket hahaha she kept asking for more blanket. and rong brought brocolli and epal salad damn nice! in a retro green metal bowl. hahaha today when we were crossing the bridge to get to the bus stop, it was drizzling and she used it as a helmet LOL. stormtrooper wannabe. i think my chicken wings is the most low level dish la. kevin taught us how to make crepes for dessert too. seems easy! but really delicious. with or without coklat.

took lots of photos (and videos) (of us karaoke party-ing). got quan jia fu which was really nice and funny! i wanna develop one pocket size one like the one in my wallet anyone want one tooooo? met fawn's demon cat tuna omg. damn fat and angry! he bit my hand :( but bery was cute. haha kevin kept going kawaiiii whenever he sees it. oh ya late at night the 2 cats saw a kazhua on the kitchen door. and tuna ate it up omg! who needs shieldtox or baygon when u have.. TUNA! hahahaha! then everyone went crazy over karaoke party as well. yes i had to endure the onslaught of "omg win your lucky high score leh calebbb" hahaha ok la actually i dont really mind la :p i sang only 2 songs this time. no actually only 1 and half haha. this love and lovefool. lucky no dancing boy caught on video this time!!

haha rong says i sleep very weirdly. ok im actually a little sleepy now. was supposed to go dinner with sebas, rong, fawn and her friends hahaha. but guess i can save money eat at home also. heh we must xiao long bao soon for all the baos kevin stole from fawn! yeah LEFT 4 DEAD bring it onnn. arthur and liang sheng later hahah. and to think we were invited to go for s51 gathering.

jason 67 + 50 + 20 = 137

xoxo

SMOKER

please dont watch the day the earth stood still omg waste my freakin $10.

but at least left4dead was good! yay we completed 1 campaign after dying many times. i died 5 times haha. ok but we all survived at the last part not like ahem benny who left me beho and shawn to die last time while he boarded the helicopter what an ass! and we played 1 wintermaul game which was super draggy urgh.

95 + 5 = 100
100 - 22 - 6 - 5 = 67

and we just marinated chicken wings haha! wonder whats gonna happen tmr. and thomas ong is seriously damn weird la go and message me on fb "hi can we be friends in real life?" like SCREW YOU FAGGOT! macho gang my ass.

trouble sleeping

I'm having trouble sleeping
You're jumping in my bed
Twisting in my head
Leave me

I'm having trouble breathing
You're sitting on my chest
I sure could use the rest
Leave me

It's you
Why's it always you
and never me?
I've never dared to let
my feelings free
Why's it always you
and never me?
I've never cared
too much about honesty

I'm having trouble sleeping
I'm thinking of what you said
About the tears been shed
Leave me

It's you
Now and always you
but never me
I've never dared to
let my feelings free
Why's it always you
and never me?
I've never cared
too much about honesty

hah i woke up pretty early again this morning thanks to someone knock knocking on my door. again. but i didnt go to church with them. jasons still sleeping so i went for a run.

day 1 - 35
card - 38
sd movie - 6
kfc breakfast - 10
l4d - 6

total 95 omg!

left4dead

soccer left 4 dead today. tiredddd and waiting for my hair to dry dammit. soccer was quite fun actually! like damn on form like that la hahaha! breakfast with benny. and jason came and ate one big plate of mixed rice vegetables whatever for breakfast. played for 3 hours? before we got chased away by 1 old uncle and his 2 small kids lol. didnt go benny's church in the end cos i afternoon napped. woke up just in time to meet benny beho shawn and IAN in town for late dinner. we went many places to find left4dead la! first cine was full (and damn ex), so we went to the cathay which was only open till 11. so we played till 11 then jason came and wanted to play more. so we went to the concorde there and yay they had left4dead and it was only $2 per hour la ok next time go there already. but had long queue of ppl waiting for comps. aiya damn tiring la. in the end we played another 3 hours of l4d and went home at 3. zzzzzzz should i go church tmr. then jason will be alone at home haha. aiya go eat tau huey again la! christmas dinner on mon? i want driving lessons mannnn! argh my aircon is damn cold im dying but jason probably still thinks its too warm lol what a weirdu. gd nite sweet dreams out.

btw im spending way too much.

inevitable

congrats to benny for completing his service term! err i still dunno what posting he got yet. must go ask him! and im just so thankful for having jason around heehee!

btw im in love with this -

its us$98! from marc ecko. and theres alot of cool tshirts too like IM YOUR FATHER. hahaha im a self-confessed star wars nerd ok! omg pls go watch the sw-triumph video on youtube if u havent. or isit called revenge of the nerds or smth.

yesterday i went to get my pdl done finally! and danchia gave me his driving instructor contact yay! now duneed go hunting for instructors. just now stef say she got one also leh but i havent received her sms.. hmm. and went to have tea/snack/dinner whatever thing at thomson with dan and charm at her cousin's cafe at thomson. nice nice place which looks kinda like the foodforthought place. and it has board games inside, got wifi, and got lots of books inside to read too. we had some weird but yummy tofu salad and a chicken thingy that came with wine sauce which totally spoilt the crispiness of the chicken. haha. she likes bimbo!

met jason with the ruggers in town. didnt watch yesman and ended up sitting at burger king at wheelock and talking rubbish. mainly making fun of arthur's tshirt which says "I'D RATHER BE WATCHING TV" lol! really kept making fun of him for an hour plus la! but i didnt contribute much also.

went to kevin's house for the night. fawn and rong came too! and jason kept showing us retarded you-tube videos and kevin was damn excited at watching monkeys pee into their own mouth! and the HOW TO POOP - ENGLISH SUBTITLES IS DAMN FUNNNNYYYYY!! you reckless stupid child! you got a nice ass for a kid! slept at 5 lidat i think. i think fawn slept the earliest. then i slept around 5 i think. and then woke up at 8 plus i think to shit lol. then went back to sleep. oh ya kevin let us try his condensed milk desert thing which was not bad! and they ordered mcwings and mcnuggets for supper. haha dunnowho said just order all the macwhatever la. and i said macbook. *crows and crickets screeching ahh ahh* fawn left early in the morning and kevin brought us to yong tau foo place for lunch and jason and kevin ordered like 40 pieces of 'liao' omg. trying to make everyone fattyboys right.. hahaha and along the way jason n rong kept singing some grease song!

went to suntec with jas n rong. but rong had to rush home to dress up for reunion haha. talk about first impressions! so we 2 faggots walked round esplanade, marina and suntec. haha jason had weird craving for COLD tau huey. but we tried jollibean, pin le, and some stall in food republic but they dont have cold one! but jason didnt want to give up his quest so we went to potong pasir nabeh place for tau hueyyyyy! yummeh! stef came to join us for awhile too. she drove jason to joel's place in a cool alfa romeo! haha she say 3rd time driving in that car only. and i sat car ride back to potong cos she said she was bad with directions.

peiyu where are youuuuu!

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ok some random pictures

 

 

pause/resume

woke up dame early this morning! partially cos esther came banging on my door at like 730 in the morning. seriously she has an attitude problem la i dunno how on earth to help her. she doesnt go *knock knock knock* instead she goes *bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*. so pissing lah first thing in the morning some more. and guess what the problem was. "kor kor chuck come inside my room!" hahahaha so funny i think cos my dad opened the sliding door downstairs and was having his breakfast or something so chuck sneaked in and decided to explore the upper storey! and she kept meowing until my sis woke up. who in turn woke me and jason up.

so, since we were awake early. and jason had a craving for tau huey. we walked all the way from my house to potong pasir N&B snacks! i suggested cycling there haha but jason wanted to walk. but in the end he regretted that decision haha. and on the way there jason was like "hey theres a macs there right omg i can totally have another mega mcspicy right now!" and i was like "sorry to burst your bubble but its not 11am yet they only serve breakfast menu. BUT we could have mcgriddles cos i bet u dont have them in london!" so we stopped by macs for a mcgriddles and jason said it was ORGASMIC hahaha. and then we went to n&b for round 2 with beancurd. damn long havent eat already la! yummmmmmmmmmm :) we each had 1 bowl first and i was quite full already but jason still wasnt satisfied so we shared 1 more bowl. shit man eat so much soya stuff my boobs sure grow 1 cup size la dammit :p

then suddenly we felt like checking out sa village. so we went in through sas. and the security guard woman thought we were there to buy textbooks la hahaha do we seriously look like secondary school kids omg. and we laughed at retarded st johns boys doing drill in the parade square. got one fatboy damn funny cos everytime he stamp his foot, his whole middle section will wobble wobble! i think i was like that last time in bb also hahaha. there were no teachers in school though. and i got reminded of my valedictorian speech there. crossed the link bridge to sajc and walked around abit before going back to my place. and i told jason bout the retarded thing bout spying for CO from the bridge hahahaha shit man why did i ever do that ah?? and the whole qy thing too its damn spastic laaa. feels damn stupid now man.

met elena and nick for movie n lunch. 4 christmases! i heard many ppl say its gd n stuff but i feel its just another holiday movie, no doubt funny. sexdrive was wayyy better! anyway watched it in the cathay which was nice. it was the same place the 3 of us met the last time, which was damn long ago. where we took pictures of pink balls hanging from the ceiling. ordered popcorn and elena wanted mixed flavours and she wanted them mixed side by side hahahaha so retarded! how to mix side by side?? put divider in the centre ah? but the girl at the counter just smiled and said she would do her best haha. had lunch in pastamania in ps AGAIN. and after we ate finish we sat there for like an additional 3 hours just talking cock and catching up. still damn retarded la and she told us about her facebook picture with 100 comments but i cant find it dammit! and we made fun of her shortness again. and she remembers going to moe building with me and jason la! and the vegeterian meat joke hahahaha! me: "i need to draw money" el: "ok i get u a sketchpad!" and the are u sick (sikh) joke. wheres your turban, turbinator! sheesh 1st 3 months were fun times man.

yesterday we had st wilfred soccer in the morning. jason and his famous stepovers haha. herng liang damn funny la go and run away from the goalpost when jason was shooting. and reo bruised both his big toes. ouch man! arthur is still damn full of shit. we had lunch at lavender food court. the famous wan ton mee! jason kept ordering la. beef noodles, wanton mee, fried chicken wing, bandung. then we went to the cathay cos we wanted to watch movie but there wasnt any good timings. so we just sat around the basement fountain and talk cock. about sas teachers and stuff. haha we can never get bored talking bout these stuff la seriously! after everyone left, only me jason and arthur left. and we walked around town from paragon to far east to taka. had the fareast chicken rice for dinner. took 65 home and jason was KO the whole way home. then after reaching home and taking a shower he suddenly damn energetic. we watched step brothers together. but halfway i was damn tired and i saw him fell asleep already hahaha.

omg its been 3 days already so fast!

and i feel like im screwing up my life living it without purpose. God please gimme a direction! maybe he has, just that im too stubborn to listen.

stab brothers

eee german bridge is gay! ok i just suck at this kind of games la german bridge, normal bridge, london bridge.

anyway, jason is back yay!! and he's already asleep haha. supposed to watch step brothers together one la! but yea must sleep early tmr got big soccer match.

err i didnt know from the changi airport mrt can walk to t3 la i damn dumb go and take skytrain from t2 okay! and then kevin had his mc wings and jason had his MEGA MC SPICY hehehe. oh ya his huge appetite is amazing la! after that they all came my place to play with chuck bimbo hungry and dumbass and we walked out and jason had another duck rice. and then we went for dinner at adam road hawker too! AND WE WERE DAMN RETARDED PLAYING KARAOKE PARTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! all the evidence in my camera! never watch eternal summer leh. hahaha and i think we havent been this retarded in a long time. must be jason hahaha! i bet my sis is thinking i got such weird friends..

and peiyu we missed u! rong miss u alot also so much so that she backstab u hahaha! she laugh about ur email add chinesegal_88@hotmail.com WAA!

and jason told us about his party experiences in london including his gay friends. omg i cant imagine la haha no offence. okok and i never had so many smses in a day hhaha im like normally 1 msg a day or none type, what a loser ha. replying msges damn tiring haha. no im not backstabbing anyone here either!

HAHAHA jason is snoring damn loudly ok i better go sleep now.

14 forever

I STILL THINK THE BIMBO PICTURE IS DAMN FUNNY!!! ok random :)

superman on tv just now. and hannah montana on disney channel too hahah. ok i finally got the soccer thing settled! yay! i need to clear my room later too. haha just now i joke with my mum when she ask me to prepare the bed for jason. "duneed wad we are sharing the same bed" omg should have captured the look on her face.

sebas is bringing dylan over tmr! my house gonna become a zoo.

i still feel quite bad about shouting at esther today. but somehow its so hard to say a simple sorry.

dumbass vomitted today la but i dont think cos she's sick or what. maybe cos she gobble and swallow the food too fast? hahaha eww then i had to clean up.. gross. damn smelly haha.

and im officially out of fattyboys!! just now before dinner i weighed myself again and im 59.3kg HEHEHEHEHH :PPPPP ok still quite heavy but..

hahaha jason wanna go mamboooooo shat lah is there like a mambo jambo 101 manual or something to learn all the moves. somebody should publish a book on this la!

cool kids

yesterday cluedo was fun! and i was prof plum n colonel mustard, the 2 gayest characters. benny joined us too! we confessed to each other that we keep thinking bout left4dead the whole week hahaha. shitttt i really NEED TO BLAST SOME UNDEAD ASS NOW! everyone tried my cookies except kevin what an asssss ok. your ocs singlet with me!

anyway soccer on monday is not on. prob on tues 5-7. jason wants to eat alot alot when we touch down haha there goes my special diet argh. on the other hand, i just weighed myself this morning after breakfast and after shitting.. 60.0kg u fattyboys! byebye i resign from fattyboys chairman already heheheh :PPPPPPPPPPP ok i hope i dont fall asleep in church later. i slept at like almost 4am but i woke up at 8plus i dunno why.

oh ya got weird random malay guy wave hi to me yesterday at airport what the. and white shirt guy is damn funny pls i do not like him!

stop feeding me!

check this one out. bimbo's name really suits him! O-M-G.

and yes u guessed it! bimbo is SLEEPING!

the 3 kittens keep sleeeping under the car la. and just now my mum wanted to drive me out so i told her to sound the horn a few times first to wake the kittens up. but no, they just stayed there! can see like one paw hanging out from under the engine damn funny. then i try banging the car a few times and stuff but they still dont move walao. so no choice my mum started the engine. and they finally got their ass out onto the ground. but they still stay under the car like behind the tyres leh. aiyooooo. anyway i think the pic of bimbo sleeping is classic. hahaha just like the sajc girl sleeping in lecture on youtube. LETS TWIST AGAIN!

yay we watched twilight yesterday! i like the show alot! haha i still remember when he was reading the minds of ppl in the restaurant: sex, money, sex, money, sex, money, cats? hahaha then rong give me the weird look. no left4dead so we played bridge after that. reo was learning how to play. i remember when i just started playing bridge i was much worse. haha not that im good now. i keep jacking myself alot leh. haha ehhhh dont think dirty ok not that meaning!

cookies n cats

 

 

i am damn bored. just watched heroes, gossip girl and star wars yay! i want my new handphone now! maybe later i shall go to a hello! shop to check it out.

i smell maggi mee

seriously! i can smell someone cooking maggi mee from my bedroom! ok anyway HELLO i havent blogged in ages! hmm since i left for malaysia i guess. felt like ages ago omg i cant remember much of what happened there. ok then i shall fast forwarddddd!

barbie is dead. i found his dead body on monday night during my night run. i saw this dead cat along the road a few houses away and i thought what a coincidence it was same colour as barbie. but it seemed bigger so i thought couldnt be him. anyway my kittens dont wander out of my house. at that time that is. now they do! so i just ignored the dead body and kept going. then when i reached home n decided to feed dumbass and gang, i realised i couldnt find barbie. and it took quite awhile for it to connect in my head. abit of denial too i guess. but in the end i went out of my house again to examine the dead body more closely. and true enough it was barbie. looking very horrible cos it was raining the whole day i remember. and his fur was soaked and his eyes were still open omg. and i recognised him from his moley black nose. and his body was like stretched out like reaching for something. i really dunno how he died! bang by car?

oh yes last weekend! on saturday, played soccer with the usual in the morn, then went kallang food centre for lunch. brian played soccer with us too! haha damn retarded game lah everyone keep doing own goals. not me of course. but my team kept getting pwned dammit. then met brian beho shawn and benny in the evening to play lan at cineleisure! and benny got damn excited after seeing ppl play left4dead that he said he kept dreaming of left4dead that night hahaha. ajisen ramen for dinner cos all the restaurants at paragon was still fully packed with long queues even at 9pm! unbelievable. brian took 65 with me home. haha he damn funny he said he did bad things when he was with henry in perth. and he is graduating in 6 months la damn fast! he say his uni is so slack even sec sch is tougher.

sunday, didnt play soccer with church cos benny wanted to meet. (yes secretly hoping to play left4dead) so i called beho n shawn and we played LEFT4DEAD! i must say its damn fun to play co-operative 4 players! and friendly fire is on la dammit benny keep shooting me hahaha. i cant wait to play it again! then we had dinner at john's long n went to watch Bolt. yay i like mittens the cat and the retarded pigeons!

on monday, there was sebas' christmas party at his place. i never get to eat the brownie! :( sebas n rong secretly bitching about random girls. reo and me actively taking part in some treasure hunt thing hahaha. win 1st place some more ok. and i received prize while wearing reindeer horns hariband :S peiyu n rong were busy with buddy and they go and tie some bells and sick looking thing around my sparkling juice christmas gift exchange gift. such sickos la haha!

yesterday was swimming day! and haircut day! with sensual hair wash + massage by some G assistant ahem. i didnt know wash hair can take 10 min! anyway im satisfied. but not going back there again cos its so ex. but i dont wanna go back serangoon place either. wanna try new places! and yesterday was pop for danchia too haha he sms me when i was at white sands so weird! yay meeting him on fri.

today kena pangseh by ahem someone lor haha suddenly got hot date then cannot go watch wildchild :p but nvm i baked cookies! its fabulous this time really! no pringles thin and not crumbly type. heh even my mum was surprised. err wait that means the past few times really so jialat ah??

i need to take instant passport photo tmr for the nus matriculation form thing. sebas going for early term leh. maybe i should just say yes to early matriculation also. cos the letter they sent me says if i accept early matriculation but i dont choose any modules when the time comes, i will just matriculate in august by default. so no harm right in case i change my mind.

oh and jason is coming back on 15th!! haha and i thought 13th some more.

i decided to place collars with bells on the kittens so they would be easier to find if they wander off. haha they are soo cute! this morning chuck went missing and even dumbass couldnt find her. but thankfully she mysteriously appeared in the afternoon when i went to feed them. and my china neighbour saw me playing with them and wanted to borrow the kittens to play. i was quite reluctant actually but didnt know how to say no. hungry is soo shy! the minute i handed him over the railings, he jumped down and hid under a big pile of rubbish and refused to come out. i had no choice but to pull his tail to get him out from there and return him to dumbass. dumbass is one protective mum! oh yah and esther said she saw the daddy cat on top of dumbass today and asked me what it was they were doing. hahaha i said MAKING BABIES? OMG just give birth and she wants more hahaha! i cant take any more kittens!!

u fat boy

hersheys kisses cookies xoxo! haha peiyu say she like xo fish head or xoxo fish head cos the fish will kiss u hahaha! sorry cant let u guys try cos im like leavin to msia in a few hrs. gonna bring the cookies for grandpa there. i come back bake again ok! tho i know sebas would rather i not.. haha. anw sebas agreed to help me get the benq notebook from sitex for me! yay!! so excited! and we went to foodforthought today hoping to get an interview or smth but no he just toook down our particulars and told us no vacancies at the moment. prob only in jan onwards when his current parttimers start sch. arghhhh means i gotta find other stuff! aiya do admin job la my specialty.

ok gotta slp now must wake up at 7 plus tmr! see u guys soon! omg i cant go for the partehhh on 3rd dec!! haha pls dont be wasted on the 4th cos il be back then ok! SEE YA SOON n ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM TAKERS aka rong n kevin! chuck says "better do well or i will tackle u like i tackled.. barbie?" haha ok that was nonsense.

good to go

anyway, latest gossip! i saw the G sajc canoeing teacher-in-charge with his toyboy at changi airport just now hahahah! and i got spy picture to prove it. oh mannn im back to my spy picturing ways again.. this is bad :s

was there just now cos its like early celebration of mummy's bday. had dinner at some chinese restaurant called xiao dian er which was reasonably priced n yummy! the service also full marks! i love the mongolian pork ribs thingy oh noo fattyboys is starting to haunt me again. haha reo wants to change fattyboys to spartanboys! then after dinner my sis went inside this bra shop blush! cos it was like having cheap sale or smth hahaha. then omg my whole family went in and i was thinking in my head "err since when did bra shops become family destinations?" hahaha so weird la i dunno what passersby were thinking when they see me and my dad inside walking around looking at what EDIBLE UNDERWEAR and ARTIFICIALLY FLAVOURED BODY BUTTER hahaha so kinky. aiyohh after about 5min i went off on my own to take random shots of t3 :p

argh my feet is killing me! since yesterday i had a giant blister at the arch of my foot. or where the arch is supposed to be (cos im flat footed haha) and i itchy hand go and peel off the skin la now i must limp around so toot. SHIT TMR GOT SOCCER GAME with church guys for the first time and why must this happen to me nowwwwww! and on my other feet the skin is like cracking up. i think i must go apply mum's cracked heel lotion.

ohh gravity why cant we seem to keep it together!

so deeply flawed

today during cell we all made commitments. im gonna be 100% honest this week haha no half truths no white lies ok! so pls dont come ask me do i look ugly or something like that i will die haha! yes dont u think its pretty hard to tell the truth most of the times? but if everyone just did, there would be so much less problems on hand.

and of course even more so on my blog, if i just wrote all my thoughts without filtering i think i would just hurt so many ppl. worse than frontstabbing la!

haha ok so before this gets too preachy..

malaysia again

it just occurred to me im leavin to malaysia on the 26th! thats like next wed so soon! like that i dont feel like going for job interview next week alr haha. shit im gonna miss the IT expo! how to get my benq lidat :( and my kittens how? haha im sounding like reo. HOW??

laugh it off

feeling lousy. FACEBOOK IS EVIL.

omg rong and kevin so sly la ask me login my facebook then go and edit my profile! change sex to female somemore! eeeehhh betray my trust WAA! really leh when i just reached home and login fb i got like 16 notifications! and why do ppl think its funny when my status change to its complicated ahhhhhh? must be cos i CKJ too many times already la. haha acronyms are the "in" things nowadays. aiyo no more reputation already la lidat! but actually i have none to begin with also haha. ehh if this sounds like im whining, no im not la. im perfectly fine with it really haha can AA abit also makes life more exciting :p

peiyu wanna setup online shop! selling disaster cookies, delicious cheesecake, brownies, uglio olio. yay!

kanesh is still pretty much the same. black. hahaha but it was nice to have him join us actually! and he kept asking me to finish off his vegetarian food for him la i feel so fat i went to run just now the minute i reached home. and also to run off the alcohol from harry's haha lady's desire what a dumb drink. yeah which explains why i took so long to update my fb haha! anyway im very proud of my nikeplus mileage so far! ive clocked 225km on it already woohoo and i havent given up on it yet. ohh which means 225km on my pair of running shoes already. omg must change shoes already and its been barely half a year!

ok but the main point is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY REO! haha its so funny how ive only known him for such a short time but yet it feels like we're old friends. haha sounds so gay. nine is expanding yay! can become nine plus 1 plus 2 plus 3 already :) and he made delicious cheesecake which was, simply delicious! serious if u told me it was starbucks cheesecake or secret recipe or what i would have believed! reo = ultimate baker no disaster haha unlike me. cos CAKJ.

haaa damn tired now. just now on the bus ride home i kept dozing off and i rested my head on the black handlebar thing on the seat for ppl to grip. then everytime the bus brake and move off i will hit my head damn hard and loudly on the thing la. haha but too tired to really wake up also.

and, i realise i dont feel so lousy after all! maybe its the running endorphines kicking in ha! off to bed! i will reply all the nonsense fb comments some other time haha. chuck says "im fine n thanks for your concern rong!"

planet health

barbie is an ass! he bit my finger today when i was feeding him la! my middle finger somemore leh. haha but they are damn adorable! now they start to pounce on random objects already hahaha so cuteee! and the dumbass mum damn funny also. she will sit on the floor and sweep her tail left right left right then bimbo and chuck will keep pouncing on the tail but keep missing cos its moving left right left hahaha! but hungry is so anti social! whole day hide in the corner wan leh nv play with his siblings. so sad! but when i pour the food for the kittens hungry can finish one whole plate while the rest like just eat 1 or 2 pieces hahaha really HUNGRY indeed.

ord 1 week already leh and i still havent done anything omg im sucha loser.

STARS NEW EP!! SAD ROBOTS sweeeeeeeeet!

was listening to planet health on my ipod then keep thinking of all you weight conscious freaks who keep whining about gaining 1 kg hahahahah! so what if im the heaviest arhhhhhh. haha when my mum saw me walking out with rong sebas n reo yesterday to the bus stop she say somemore how come all my friends so skinny one ah. i say like esther lidat all bulemic :p

clamour in your whisper

omg u gotta check out kaypoh girl's video on her blog hahahaha its damn funny! ohmy the broken wrist is damn funny.

walao sebas and kevin keep making fun of my flabbiness what asses la. still eat 2 donuts today again lol! yay i like green tea flavour. queer tastebuds :p

and my cats shifted house again arghhhh now super troublesome to go find them la! but anyway luckily i got new pics n videos of them yesterday before they shift haha! such a camwhore.

and today i kept dozing off in church la so malu. argh and im down with the flu :( hate the weather la so toot.

kick start my rock n roll heart

omg today was another super gayboyssss day!! or fattyboys rather. me sebas n kev went to do damn random and retarded things the whole day la and they damn weird keep spying gay couples. and they keep saying i got G tendencies dammit for the record im 100% straight! hahaha but yeah i think anyone who saw the 3 of us walking round suntec n town today would definitely think we are seriously queer.

today damn sinful also la. we keep eating and eating and eating all the fried/fatty/sugary stuff omg. first kevin came from sch with a packet of crystal jade peking duck omg!!! then we sat down at starbucks and started eating the peking duck there hahahahahahahahahah! what an abomination. what if outside ppl see already then think like starbucks got a new combo set meal buy 2 lattes get a peking duck free haha! then we had kfc 3 piece chicken, and sebas gave me all his chicken skin some more. THEN we still had like half a dozen of donut factory donuts. AND THEN WE HAD TORI Q BENTO SET SOME MORE. SERIOUSSSSS i think we are gluttons. can become fattyboys already hahaha! but nvm i try to exercise everyday :p i think my fitness now quite up there yay!

SEX ON FIRE

regular or upsize? COME GET SOME.

there's a reason that the world turns round

So take all that you know and stuff it in a hole
And in ten thousand years someone will take you home
Rewind the words in which you roam

got new vcds to watch! and caught hsm3 with sebas today hahaha so G! yes must seriously cut my spending. and baking cookies is indeed an expensive hobby. and im so glad i finally got to swim this morning and the sun was out! but it rained cats n dogs in the afternoon la. me and sebas were like freezing inside great world city. haha then i had to smuggle hot soya bean into the cinema. but sebas say he cant drink hot drinks or he'll get fever so he still went for cold drink hahaha what a dumbass! and hahaha kevin what u wanna smack my thirdboob omg. so sly la sebas go and sms benny some more. oh ben n jerrys hiring leh hahaha and got what ice cream fest coming up in december sounds exciting!

went to sebas house yesterday too. played with shep haha he damn active la! and he loves to lick his crotch. and he shits damn quickly la haha poor sebas must clean up his pee all the time. and we played burnout revenge and some random shooting game which just gave me motion sickness. and YES FINALLY ESTHER'S EXAMS ARE OVER! hahaha today she just asked me to go look for job with her. omg i cant imagine working in the same place with her la! il probably be doing lots of extra work lor cos she will "erm kor kor i dunno how to do this leh can u help me" hahah then thats it.

to my dear friends stressing out over exams n sch stuff ie rong peiyu and kevin: keep going! hahaha now sebas tgot to listen to my whiny backstabbing bitching all by himself!

hungry says "meow im soo cute!"

happy as a clam

O-R-D!! jiayou benny!

argh i wonder if im the only one receiving all the spam msn messages. like from random emails for example k_espanol@hotmail.com says "Hi im so frustrated msn is weird i cant start my webcam. check out my videos at www.iamsohotandsexy.com!!" hahaha okay disclaimer: all emails and urls listed here are purely fictitious and all resemblance is coincidental. anyway ya these random msn messages pop up like every 10 min! walao even when im online but playing my star wars, after i exit game i can see like a row of flashing orange msn convos lining up on my taskbar. argh so irritating.

met kevin at parkway to source for GOODSTUFFZZZZ. hahahaha bulemic cookies. damn funny la kevin! and we had yumyum ayam penyet. first time! dam gd. but we ordered damn alot la and the bandung peanut sauce thingy i like! i think kevin can open a dessert cafe haha ur tiramisu mousse and almond jelly. hahaha make yellow jelly omg. and puke green cookies :s

yesterday caught 007 with beho shawn nic and kumlong. niceeee! hot russian babe i like!

walao i damn dumb la i accidentally deleted my driving instr hp number cos my phonebook was full and i started clearing the contacts of those names i dont recognise. LOL i totally forgot he was the driving instructor la! now i got no instructor how. go google for instructor ah. and its also a sign for me to get a freakin new phone. its like everytime i need to add new contact i must look for a random name to delete first haha. actually maybe if i delete all the numbers of those ppl i stalk last time i think i would have space for 100+ more numbers HAHAHAHAHA ok that was a joke pls dont take that seriously. no qysh i deleted long ago OK!

give me back my life

COME COME ALL ARE INVITED TO JOIN MY NEW CLUB FATTYBOYS!! DONT NEED TO BE BOY! JUST NEED TO BE FAT! currently 1 member: caleb wong. hahaha sebas says he quit. walaoeh only i can kick ppl out! u cant join and quit its not fair!

okay my kookeys turned out super thin and crispy and sweet like apple chips maybe? haha thanks peiyu kevin sebas and alvin for ur support hahaha even though i know it still needs lots of improvement. haha kevin and i got secret plan for disaster christmas! and ive been hanging out with sebas alot the past few days visiting pet shops! why are we suddenly caught by the pet craze?!?! its just like how they say ppl who hang out with fat ppl will grow fat themselves. hahaha! ok thats besides the point. im just trying to recruit members. oh and peiyu told us mushroom jokes which i still dont understand but yeah GOOD EFFORT hehe! and we didnt watch hsm in the end la cos kevin wanted to laze around and since we were all feeling lazy.. we had dinner at la mian xiao long bao with the usual 2 longs and dry flat 4 seasons beans. and i dunno why after that i feel my tummy going glug glug when i went to run. haha speaking of which, sebas scolded the subway guy today cos he mistakenly put mayonaise on his half of the sandwich today. haha i think he caused him to lose his job liao thats it.

yes update on kiteens: mum has no problems bout me keeping them! but i got this bad feeling that the mama cat is just using my place as a temporary home for the kittens and shes gonna take the whole litter away in a few weeks time. rrgh i dunno what to do. i feel like a real noobshit now. this afternoon i bought some cat food for the mama cat and some disposable absorbent paper thingy for the cats to do their business on. so i went to cut up a big cardboard box to make into like a litter box for the cats. and then when i put the 4 kittens inside, the mama keeps taking them out of the box and bringing them to another place. and she does that by biting the kittens neck. i guess thats her way of carrying the kittens. so i decided i should let the mama take care of them herself la. so i just poured the catfood and left them there and thats it. ha! she so sly also la when i there she dont eat, but the last time i checked it was all finished!

aiyo peiyu listen too much of the handstands song by chairlift already! pls see the doc okay and say whats up doc!

just overwhelm me

HEHE sebas has pro driving skills! and parking skills! yesss today i went back to camp in the afternoon to get the freakin statements done. went to sebas house in the morning first cos he got the car and he's gonna drive to camp! yeah we went to have quick lunch at some hor fun shop at holland. i had some beef noodles thing damn nice! and sebas had 3 treasures rice hahahah ok weird as it sounds. (note to myself: i still owe him $10)

reached camp like around 12.45. sebas went to do his medical ffi and i went to do the statements stuff. walaoeh stupid saf really know how to waste ppl time la! all the bullshit about 3G army. my smelly ass la. i already went back to camp twice this week although im supposed to be on leave and STILL THE STATEMENTS ARE NOT SETTLED. and this time is cos some faggot had some meeting to attend. what the heeck. i went over to his office at 1, his colleague say he having lunch break, come back after lunch. so i went over to medical centre to join sebas first. and it started raining so i waited abit longer until around 3, when the rain got smaller. then i went back to the guy's office and his colleague said he went off to meeting. i seriously wanted to scream at his face la! I NEED TO HURT SOMEBODY ANYBODY!! and he had the cheek to ask me come back tomorrow. FOR GOODNESS SAKE IM ON LEAVE STOP WASTING MY BLOODY TIME! I TAKE 2 HOURS TO TRAVEL FROM MY HOUSE TO CAMP DAMMIT.

anyway lucky for me, bernard going back to camp tmr so i ask him help me settle it. PLS LET NOTHING SCREW UP AGAIN.

haha had last tea break at the canteen in camp with sebas. muah chee and rojak hahaha! actually i rarely eat that anyway. then we went emart to finish our credits. sebas got towels for his dawg.

and omg my mum knows about the cats under the shoe cabinet nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! good thing she never chase them away. yet. she was talking to everyone in general "eh did u all know got some cats staying at the shoe cabinet outside? so next time at night u must close the sliding door ok if not the cat will come walk around inside the house" hmm im gonna try ask her whether can keep hah. anyway i the mama cat is scared of broom sticks. must be kena alot of beatings by broomsticks before sia. i wanted to sweep all the rubbish under the shoe cabinet cos it was getting abit dirty. then the moment she saw the broom she stood up straight and started making weird sounds. haha so i quickly kept the broom and used tissue to clean up lor.

random stuffs: gossip girl is soooo exciting! i gotta REALLY go apply for PDL and contact my driving instructor lol. and go and apply for waitering (?) ehhh peiyu got ask ur fren about the bugis place there not hahaha.

meowth, thats right!

i dunno why my house attracts so manyy random animals. remember last time got one chicken sitting at my gate there! hahahaha! now got one mama cat with 4 kittens living under my shoe cabinet. damn cute!! i think the mum is abandoned by previous owner one. cos it has a bell tied around its neck. either that or it ownself run away with the daddy cat hahaha.

eee another failed attempt at swimming today again. i reach the pool and tong my $1 into the machine already then saw the whole pool full of rjc kids. walaoeh although the pool was still open to public, but i no mood to swim already la so crowded. haha not that i dont like crowd or what, i just scared all the school girls chase after my hot body hahahahaha then nose bleed and get cramps in the pool then it'll be my fault hahah i cant be so selfish right! :p

i promise im gonna bake cookies soon. but just now i go to ntuc fairprice they dont have all the ingredients i need argh. so lousy fairprice la. too bad got no cold storage near my house.

haha i just realised the cat was doing the rock eyebrow.

you make stealing hearts seem so easy

snow pat's new album is awesome!

just met sebas at suntec to see the asics christmas fair. its damn shitty la. its like inside one miniature meeting room only so cramped. and i the soccer boots cost $90 which is like more ex than a pair of not-so-new adidas boots which i got from queensway. sweeeeee! yeah sebas followed me to get the boots, which cost $85, then we went ikea for dinner. haha talked alot of shit about pets and my sister and family and random stuff. oh seems like he has decided to get a puppy on tues! and he's gonna let me look after his guinea piggg when he goes overseas in december haha! exciting! i cant wait! and i feel damn fat now after eating the ikea dinner la. we shared 10 meatballs, 6 pc chicken wing, and 2 kids pasta. hahaha i must go swim tmr already. GOD PLS DONT LET IT RAIN. yay i so happy today in church daryl's mum say i look more fit hahaha! she say last time i look so small and skinny. and anna waved down at me from the spiral staircase hahaha i think i must have looked like a retard then :p

you cool your bedwarm hands down
on the broken radiator
when you lay them freezing on me
i mumble "can you wake me later?"
but i don't really want you to stop
and you know it so it doesn't stop you
and run your hands from my neck to my chest

crack the shutters open wide i wanna bathe you in the light of day
and just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
i could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
cause the daylight seems to want you just as much as i want you

it's been minutes, it's been days
it's been all i will remember
happy lost in your hair
and the cold side of the pillow
your hills and valleys
are mapped by my intrepid fingers
and in a naked slumber i dream all these again

medical ffi tmr hopefully its gonna be the 2nd last time i return to camp!!

just wanna be ok

fagety wagety. just watched house bunny again with benny! its damn funnyyyyy!!! lately ive been watching many movies twice i dunno why its as though i have too much money! maybe i should do some philtrophy hahaha philantrophy. benny let me played the force unleashed on his psp its damn fun! and congrats on getting your IPPT GOLD!! total pwnage man. good luck for 10 day field camp!

missed soccer this morning. cos it was drizzling and i being a wuss didnt want to get wet haha. and besides the floor would be damn slippery and i dont wanna break a leg just before i ord. ord lo!

hah met liang sheng, pook and mitchell at church last night. and pte daryl har hahah they keep making fun of his rank la. was supposed to be a combined cell dinner thingy with music and games. got pretty good live music, not only christian songs. haha and they played dont forget the lyrics! samuel is so weird he gave me the weirdest advice on going to uni: dont get a girlfriend in year 1. errrrmm.. get a boyfriend?? omg anyway just now i was spying facebook pics cos i just saw from my live feed got new pictures uploaded by james low (omg pls i hope he doesnt see this or im soo dead). pics of his halloween night or whatever. omg damn frickin sick la i cant believe he actually cross dressed. okay its damn gross. RI boys all gone down the crooked path already. and rong is so queer how on earth did she know i was spying on ppl at the exact moment!! shit man i dont dare to spy anymore already la i better disable my facebook account :p

its 32.5 degrees im dying

haha i just read today's copy of TODAY newspaper. got one article damn funny! damn bitchy and whiny and backstabbish. if u have it, go see page 48 :p

swee

played tennis with sebas this morning at nus. ok not play. errrrr sebas tried to teach me. actually he's quite a gd tennis coach hahaha! but i guess im just not born to be a tennis player :( i should just stick with running. or playing soccer. then we had a MAJOR camwhoring session at holland v over lunch at sushi tei with reo. omg ultimate gayness i tell u! rong came to join us also. haha aiyo supposed to be in sch but overslept lor! yay her face heal already looks as gd as before! ehhh the xiaolongbao buffet only available on weekday nights after 8.30pm! about $19 per person if i rmb correct. arghhh nooo i cant go tmr!! heheh im like drooling now..

after lunch went with seb to many many pet shops and ikea to look at cute puppies and cos sebas wanted to get a kennel. then he decided he could build one, or WE could build one. hahaha i volunteered to help cos i said i took D&T during sec 1 and 2 lol! but end up sebas still knows more than me hahahahaha! dont even know how to hammer 2 planks of wood together at a joint la! random: we saw so many queer guys today! like 10000x queerer than us hahaha. got one weirdu wear tight singlet which is so short and cant even cover down to his shorts. and he wear his undies so high like 5 cm above his shorts. wth! and inside ikea sebas kept pointing out so many gay angmoh couples hahahah damn hilarious. then we went to a pet shop near sebas' place where he had a long talk to the shop owner whom i guess he knew quite well. about stuff he should prepare before and after adopting his doggg. was feeling tired but yet didnt want to go home so early so went over to play topspin on sebas' xbox 360!! haha keep getting pwned both by sebas and the comp. hahaha noobshit.

yesterday was quite queer too. hahah i finally had my blood drawn at medical centre. wahlao the medic is ultimate la. bernard drew first, and got poked twice. shengyang the most jialat hahaha kena poked 3 times and some more the medic was like topo-ing with the needle in his hands omg i cringe as i think of it now. then they say medical ffi can only be done 3 working days after the blood test. so i guess i gotta go back again next mon. so yesterday i booked out in the afternoon, brought back 90% of the stuff in my cupboard. then met sebas reo and limpei at spca. hehe i like cats! so cuteeee and they dont bark. haha reminds me today me and reo saw a garfield cat! went to hong kong cafe at heartland mall where i ordered a mountain of red bean which kept threatening to overflow from the bowl if i left it untouched for 5 min. hahah and the aunty waitress whom sebas tried to pick up with his cantonese speaking skills kept trying to sell us promotions. so we ended up becoming hong kong cafe members and i brought home a bottle of red wine as a free gift.

and i collected my hot specs hehe sebas says i ps him :p metal waffles! im still trying to get used to it. as in the power of the lens la.

yay im so glad my sis just finished her maths paper today! which means i dun have to teach her maths liaooo! only left like mcq paper for her science. and her social studies and chinese and lit. but i dont teach humanities and chinese cos i suck at those subjects ha. actually i kinda enjoy teaching her la its quite fun. just that it burns out my brain juice at an alarmingly uber fast rate.

clearance clearance

eee in the end nv watch hsm3. watched tropic thunder again. lucky nick had free movie passes so i only paid $3.50. and i was damn shagged today so i fell asleep for like 20min in the show. and only woke up when tom cruise started scolding the flaming dragon guy over the phone hahahah! eh i fall asleep is cos today has been super tiring ok. swimming in the morn, then come back have to teach my sis physics the whole afternoon. i think all my brain cells are officially fried. my eyes are like half shut now as im typing this. omg anw shawn tan is so funny he laugh DAMN LOUD i think the whole cinema can hear him hahah what a faggot. i want high sch musical!!! i want sharpaye!!! so hot.

ok yes I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN u wussies. drawing blood that is. anw my hand so veiny the medic should be able to find the right vein easily right. i hope. haha zombie hand. but shane say my vein so small, good luck getting it right in one try. argh he should know better cos he its his job in cmpb. taking the blood for all the pre-enlistees hahaha. MUMMMMYYYYY

lose me completely

wah ive been doing ALOT of physics the past few days. teaching sis o lvl stuff haha hope it helps. scully i teach her then her results even worse then im screwed! haha but anyway mum thinks i have the gift of teaching. haha seriously!

beho's bday on saturday! we played soccer in the morn first. and the sun was freakin hot i rmb. i think i became like 10 shades blacker. and we were all dying from dehydration after it all cos we played like 3 hrs non stop omg. had kfc with the faggots for lunch. omg havent eaten kfc in like soooo long! and just outside kfc there was this pushcart stall selling stickers for ezlink like the pikachu one from rong hahahah. eee sebas bluff wan la where got ord need to return ezlink! rushed and reached church just in time for cell group. havent met them in like a month. haha as usual army boys talked bout army stuff. and im the only one there going like "ord lo!" hahaha make them all jealous :p and the girls will like usual go "huh?" at all the army lingo. then went to meet beho shawn and kum long at night again. and they decided to watch max payne haha. yay shawn tan treat me cos i watched already! and beho drove everyone home hahahaha we keep making fun of his driving skills. cos he ALWAYS mount curb (or how do u spell it). every. single. time.

sunday was sleepy and boring. except that i went to make new specs! heheh dad says it looks damn sexy. ok actually now looking back i think its quite ghey i dunno what possessed me to get that anyway. i think the aunty serene was like hinting to me its quite outrageous cos she kept smiling to herself when i was checking out that design.

and finally went swimming with benny today! whoo it didnt rain finally! i bet if i went alone it would have downpoured la hahaha. then we ordered 2 extra value meals and whacked 20 piece mcnuggets lol. the 12-2 lunch special is damn good la! haha he was telling me all his ocs stories. wah say "wayang" will kena 1 extra. too much man.

ok off to meet some faggots now haha. to watch hsm3!! HOW GAY IS THAT!! i like :p gotta go back camp tmr DRAW BLOOOOOOOOD

lifehouse - everything

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?

whoo it feels so good to finally step out of the house and do something! and watch tropic thunderrrrr!! hahaha come get some al pacino "i love pussy" bootysweat! and simple jack omg. the little chinese boy is dam cute. i think his name is half-squat :p not the retarded bazooka-wielding one. how can he even fire a bazooka anyway i dont think he is strong enough to handle the backblast! and the dead panda looks, well, disturbing. overall i think its a great show!! now what about high school musical? :p NO not for zac efron pls.

haha now reo thinks im queer cos sebas says i have more purple clothes than everyone in nine combined. which might be true i think ahha! what! purple symbolises happy okay. everyone has to be gay sometime right? its hollywood!

and for the first time we had dinner at a HAWKER CENTRE with sebassss. omg ok theres always a first time for everything. this is like virgin experience. hahaha "like a virgin.. touched for the very first time.." okay im still remembering house bunny quotes i gotta stop this.

guess photoshoot tmr is off anyway. anyway most ppl cant make it and i MIGHT be going malaysia. and rong.. u are still pretty ok! sebas says it just looks like ahem something got abit too messy. hahah but anyway. it must have been hell of an experience. lucky for an understanding dad. hope everything turns out fine!

houseparties housepartiessssss halloween parteeee at my house wan??? HAHAHAHAH then my sis can join in the fun also and wear a pumpkin and walk around and stone. ok im just kidding. but i can think of so many reasons for partying! ord. ord. ord. okay just ord!

reo and me have like damn similar families!
1. we both have 2 weird sisters
2. we are both the middle child
3. and, our mum is the all-powerful, controlling one
4. reo says "this affects our upbringing see. caught in the middle of 2 sisters. maybe thats why abit feminine."

such a wose :(

couch potato

omg im becoming the ultimate couch potato! im glued to the computer 24/7 argh help. me. stop. this. addiction. haha sounds like a psycho drugee. anyway new balance real run results are out! im ranked #384 out of 2244 participants not bad eh. actually only 2100 completed the run. and guess what i found when searching for my results!

#223 SEBASTIAN HO 1:22:46

hahaha! okay i saw tan peng yan and lim zi heng name above mine aww. ok peng yan won me by like 10 seconds and ziheng 1 minute.

ok back to gaming! im currently glued to star wars knights of the old republic. haha a damn old game which i bought long ago but couldnt play cos my previous comp was too sucky. heyyy dinner with nine later! i hope :p hahaha kevin got b&j $2 voucher. i got hagen daaz $20 okay kevin says i should buy 2 pints and ice cream marathon at home. then i can become as flabby as jabba the hutt. haha ok too much star wars talk!

booringgggg

argh omg im dying from boredom somebody gimme something to do! even work! plsssss. i think i can start singing the like a loser to the tune of like a virgin! haha. i need a new phone badly. i dunno if iphone suits me. cos it seems quite fat compared to others and i already have an ipod.

end this vicious cycle please

i think God likes me fat. cos today when i reached the swimming pool, changed put my bag in the locker, took off my slippers, and started to walk towards the pool, it started pouring heavily.

omg i think im starting to sound like those obsessed weightwatchers. noooooo. totally not! except that i dont eat after 9. like reo :p

haha ok nonsense. aiya damn tmr cant meet sebas n reo in the morn to play tennis/hit the gym. cos sis has exams tmr afternoon. and i gotta stay home until she leaves the house. walao at this age she still needs a babysitter!! and its so unlucky my mum and dad both cant take leave tmr. as in they try to take leave every day she has a paper. but my mum says tmr she insists i stay at home to WATCH THE TIME for esther and make sure she has her lunch on time, leave the house on time, blabla. seriously. why? cos she eats really slowwwlllyyyyyyyyyy. and always stares blankly into space. err yeah i just remembered todays breakfast. she took 45min just to finish a small slice of sponge cake, some grapes and a glass of milk. amazing right!

errr random: i think running events should have a hall of shame to showcase to the whole world the last few runners who come in. so they will think twice about slowly walking the entire route. ha!

And it seems like
Another second will change you
Another minute will buy you
Another hour to stop your world from turning

give me a reason, to end this discussion

the real run was awesome!! the trail part wasnt bad at all. just like running at macritchie reservoir that kind only. totally not what mudslinging or whatnot as advertised in their brochure haha. but the killer was the run along the beach. even tho only 600m but its as though i just ran 5km la dammit. ok im exaggerating. cos like the beach is like sloping downwards to the sea (obviously). and some faggot ass ppl who cant run straight kept drifting downwards towards the sea as they run. then push into me like wanna make me fall in sia. then i not happy i purposely run abit in front of them then kick up all the sand on their leg hahahah! and the last few km was quite bad also cos it was already almost 9 by then and there was no clouds in the sky. anyway peng ran past me at like the last 500m there and ask me to jiayou so i sprinted all the way from there and finished with a timing of 1:28. heh not fantastic la i know. but the runner's high is damn shiok hahaha im think im still experiencing abit of it now with all the endorphines going to my head wheeeeee! haha they give out 100plus at the end like free wan. staff tongleh took 5 cans he said. me, i think i got 2 only. too much salt in 100plus.

then had to wait in the car for almost 1 hr for the stupid roads to open la. omg by the time we left the carpark was 11am already. thats like more than 3 hrs after the flag off! and WTH there are still ppl running!! all because of those faggots they cant open the road and we cant go home. me and staff tong leh were cursing them in the car lol. they really no face sia run so slow still want to go across the finish line and see their timing. 3 hrs for 15km leh confirm is walk all the way la! might as well join big walk la dont waste other ppl time.

oh yeah i finally heard womanizer by britney on the radio on the way home. lol. i realise i havent listened to the radio in ages. and they are still playing songs like keep your hands off my girl by good charlotte which is soo yesterday. heh but got one by katy perry i forgot the title quite nice. but anyway i still love anberlin and jack's mannequin's new albumssssss!!

yeah my power playlist on my ipod kept me company all the way during the run! everything is alright by motion city soundtrack really gave me the boost when i was dying at the halfway point. and banquet by bloc party's beat matches my footsteps perfectly when i run. and my ipod says i burned 967 calories hahahah i can go eat one tub of ice cream right now!! not. i want coookies!! kevin made choc chip cookies omg!! and i want my laptop!! and i decided not to get iphone. later bo luiiii no money. haha this is damn random but i wonder if i ever mentioned my dad always say, go out dun need wear nice nice, pocket got money can already.

xoxo!

tied by miles

town with benny beho and shawn tan today. haha shawn and beho tried to end benny's pool career again. and benny must be feeling real rich now la damit! oh ya shawn tan says he likes azabu sabo ice cream haha same like me! after benny left, we went heerens for dinner. the place where sebas wanted to bring us that day hahaha. it was quite crowded there cos got some fashion show there or smth! i think by new urban male. after we sat inside nydc and were ordering our food, then we saw some hot models (male n female) catwalking around the corridor outside! they all wearing the num tshirts and singlets and the guys wearing their trunks omg. those with the country name on them kind. and super tight fit omg the CHINA and ENGLAND girls damn hot like nose bleed kind! haha beho say the guy got small ____. how do u spell an ass? B-E-H-O! and nydc offers 20% discount if u fill in their feedback form omg!

then when we were just strolling around some random auntie approach shawn to ask for number hahahah no la.

and argh the stupid lan shop at meriden or concord hotel (new name) is damn screwed up la. all the games either cant work or not updated! chwee waste our money!

ok gotta sleep now got run tmr. im feeling super unconfident now leh 15km seems damn long suddenly. God pls help me tahan till the end.

count backwards

HOUSE BUNNY is damn funny!!! omg my heart is pounding like a needle! can i have just the mahi instead of the mahimahi cos im not hungry?? and splurging on topman was the ultimate retail therapy hahaha! and rong found this lantern bottom hahahaha wasted should have bought it. then can wear with peiyu next time we have a weird clothing theme. btw, i secretly like the woonderland place it has nice shorts!! although quite anorexic sizes.. then we had dinner at thai express yes its quickly becoming our favourite lunch dinner place! a place where i get perpetually angelina lips haha! and i keep thinking of the tapioca dessert thingggg hehh.. and sebas damn funny when he ask the waiter for extra glass of water for rong. aiyo cannot eat spicy food cannot be spice girls leh hahaha ok no link u can link from the right side of my blog. and we talked about how to save money? hehe learn from me im the pro! :p just eat more hawker instead of restaurants and ul see the difference. in your pocket, not your tummy i know what ur thinking sebas!

and i notice that theres a group of ahpeks and ahsohs who smirk to themselves whenever they manage to get a seat on the mrt. i find it really amusing! its like they are perpetually spying around for ppl who are about to leave their seat. maybe they got 6th sense. then before the person leaves his ass of the seat, they will be standing in front of the seat already. haha THAT is skill.

and omg physics lecture is damn boring.. i really dun wanna do physics anymore! and maths! that day crash kevin's physics lecture la! so boring until we end up watching latest episode of gossip girl on my ipood.

met jonathan tee my bb junior at serangoon gardens today. haha EGO BOOSTER he just told me on msn that i look slimmer than i was in jc!! hahaha i know thats impossible but yeah! or maybe what peiyu said last time is true. we are all fattest when we were in jc cos nothing to do then eat. hahaha! maybe its all the exercise ive been doing since i started clearing leave. :p okay i ran 10km today i must be nuts to acutually do that 2 days before a 15km race. or maybe army fitness doesnt work for me. see army makes me fat!

anyway i was at gardens actually to have dinner with nick tan and zombiee. at chomp chomp. wah we eat until super full la one oyster omelette, sambal stingray, sucky hokkien mee and chicken porridge(?). yeah porridge was zombie's request haha. and we each had one of those giant glass of sugar cane juice. pls omg im never ever gonna make that mistake again. maybe 3 ppl share one glass is ok. i think got more than 1 litre of drink in each glass la omg! then after that while walking around aimlessly we saw frolicks and nick tan was dam excited la. hahaha drag us go there for yoghurt. buy 1 cup, get 1 chop on ur member card (or they call it a lick). get 20 licks, redeem a FREE GUIDE TO DATING AND MATCHMAKING!! hhahaha. get 100 licks, 2 free tickets to frolicks year end parteh! ahaha rong thinks its gonna be a yoghurt foam parteh spray on everyones face :s

argh so late alr but i still wanna watch some of my shows leh. oh yeah and i gotta remember to change my leftover taiwan money back to sgdollars! im such a procrastinator dammit. i still havent contacted the driving teacher yet! pls i will do it tmr heheh.

do do do do

forget the previous whiny racist post! i passed my FTT - FINAL THEORY TEST not FAT TEST! and thanks to our guest appearance, lebby's flabby tummy! argh. diet diet diet diet! but damit the tcc instructors organise a buffet dinner on wed night nooooooo! pls dont spoil my diet plan! die liao lor how to run my 15km on sun like that.

and i wanna get the all new nike lunartrainer! its damn cool in neon yellow omgggg.

and i saw some hp laptops today not bad. 256mb geforce graphics card and 2.something ghz core2 processor. for $2099 i think. and i taught my sis chem n physics today hahah fleming's left hand rule and the right hand grip rule woah.

gona book in now and hopefully i can finish my clearance tmr and all the statement nonsense. and clear my credits. and bring my cupboardfull of stuffs home!

big hearts are for breaking

freakin gay ind**ns piss me off to the max! argh today when i boarded 65 to go great world, it was like 3 quarters full of them. and they kept pushing against me like wth. and the faggot kept poking his face right beside mine all the time. so urghhhhhh so like a certain classmate hahaha who likes to invade ppls personal space. and then on the bus home also walao! when my bus passed orchard, at 12 plus, a group of them came and sat a few seats away from me. there were 3 of them la and they were so touchy touchy with each other it gave me the goosebumps. serious lor they were touching and rubbing each other's hands. and the worst part is they smell like they just did some gay sex together or something!! got the ahem smell la if u know what i mean and its damn strong. argh i was like holding my breath all the way to little india where they alighted. so disgusting and sickening. then just as i thought i could finally have some peace on the bus and listen to my ipod happily, this other nigga came boarded and sat right beside me. yeah its those long long seat that face to the side of the bus, not the front that kind. and this guy came and sat in between me and another guy. and he keeps inching towards me la!! like wth half his ass was on my seat already la cheeeeken. whats his bloody problem sia i could feel my white polo tee turning into kopi-o already la.

signed up for new balance real run today! 15km ok i hope i can do it. after like not running long distance for damn long. now everytime i run is always 5km only. and it costs freakin $30!! what a ripoff man even nike run is cheaper lor and the tshirt nicer. but dunno what shoes to wear for the run leh, like i shouldnt wear my favourite pair cos a small portion of the race will be running on sand and i hate it when sand gets in my shoes cos it can only mean blisters. and sand damn hard to wash away.

walao damn sad also la my mother say i got tummy! i wear tight fit tshirt today then she say "is that your tummy coming out or u grow 6-pack ah?" errrrrrr. what an ego deflater hahah.

staff tong leh also ask me why i no girlfriend still. he say go uni sure got alot of girls la and must drive big car then can get girls hahahah. and he say i handsome also no use cos i always look lost and they dont like lost guys. walaoeh why lidat!

omg peiyuuuuuuuuu!! just smsed me gd luck for FatTest tmr im sure u will do well with ur new found tummy! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH what a sly :p

yeah taking ftt tmr ok i hope i pass. cant wait to start driving lessons leh! and eagle eye just now with sebas and kevin was quite retarded. should watch painted skin!

yesterday went benny and ian's church n ian said he bought expensive earphones and amplifiers. omg im sooo tempted to get a high end earphone! wah now i got so many things to buy.. comp, phone too! then went play pool with beho and shawn tan too. haha and that beho ah go and draw some gay picture on the white board with lots of flowers and hearts and write "caleb <3>

haha we still behave like little boys!

hidden meanings

omg i wasted another day of leave today! make me stay in camp even though the trainees officially pop-ed last night. and still got so many statements to settle. walaoeh cant they let me ord in peace damit? this shouldnt be nsf job la.

staff peh just bought an acer laptop this week. and im gonna get one too haha! but i think acer sucks leh cos i got use acer before and it always gives problems. although its cheap. asus!!!!!!!!! after much researching. the best ram and graphics card! errrr dunno bout the price tho hahah.

what am i gonna do after ord?!?!?! and should i apply law?? but for now, or tmr rather, im gonna finally play soccer again yay! and ftt trial test haha no kick la? i didnt study the last few pages of the book but really too lazy to go thru it now.

yeah, keep me guessing

I AM GONA WHINEEEE. im still pretty sore bout the fact that i have report back to camp tmr despite the fact that i have already applied leave for tmr. argh stupid army regulars. they seriously dont deserve their pay! all they do is sit in their office and read and send emails and complain about this and that and make everyone else do the shitwork. and even things like planning guard duty, cant they even do it right for once?! yes even though it is a pretty simple task which only happens once a month and they cant freaking plan it right.

and this other person in the same department as me, keeps pushing all the admin work to me. walao and the worst part is the past week all he does is book in, in the morning at almost 8, stay in the bunk the WHOLE DAY doing absolutely nothing! and everytime he sees me, he will remind me that he needs his document ready asap. seriously. wtf. driving me nuts. and the work is never ending. i finished typing his report for him, and i email to him, but NO. he wants me to email to the person in charge for him. and he doesnt even know the guy's name and wants me to find out! argh i dread going back tmr and facing all this shit again. NEVERMIND ENDURE 2 MORE WEEKS AND ITS OVER COME ON JUST BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

anyway the past 2 days ive been staying at home (again) teaching my sis erm polymerisation and what add barium nitrate if u see white ppt it means got sulphate anion or what shit. hahaha! and also watching gossip girl! i like! but the funny part is they are supposed to be 16/17 yr old teenagers! and they are like 200x more sophisticated than ordinary teenagers lol. and i like the way gossip girl goes "spotted: lonely boy bla bla caught making out.."

you know you love me.
xoxo,
flabby lebby!