red hot chili peppers - especially in michigan
Cry me a future
Where the revelations run amok
Ladies and gentlemen
Lions and tigers come running
Just to steal your luck
heheh. i still keep thinking bout the kolam ayer game!! dunno why. its just so funny seeing all the faggots hahah. reminds me of beho kicking the railing for nothing acting cool hahah! and the stoopid arif who keeps saying chut chut borshirikae. pandhi mavaneh. naieeeeeee. and prithib the pro haha yea rite. i wana watch borat!! screw the exams man its end of warmup ok. heheheh. and oh ya i just rmbered!! those guys shawn tan benho are damn retarded and random. benho asked whether shawntan got new girlfriend or not. lol i also dunno then he came up with an imaginary girl called michelle. then throughout the pool game that night they keep going michelle michelle! hahahah suddenly michelle became everyones gf.
hah ok my grades are confirmed. but like i said........ end of warmup!! laugh all u want man hahaha cos its gonna be no kick.
righttttttttttt. if its gonna be no kick i gotta get off the comp now. cya man. and if ur bored, try listening to people in planes they got great tracks!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Sunday, September 24, 2006
in desperation
hello again. managed to sneak here for a quick one before going to bed. feelin quite drowsy now arghhhhh. and gotta do this quick before i get caught using the comp and find my keyboard missing AGAIN tmr. okkk gotta recall what happened this week.
hmm after the last paper, chem mcq, went home. wow so exciting. went to tiong bahru to collect the ipod nano lucky draw prize which my mum won. and its sooo ghey its only 1gb! aiyo. waste my time going all the way there. and benny knows how i got jacked 5 times consecutively. omg i think thats it for now man. hahahah seriously. omg i cant take it!!
oh and on wed we had pe!! for the first time in ages. hahah actually i was planning to play anything during pe or whatever. just had the impression that the guys might play soccer so i brought along pe clothes that morning. sure enough, they brought ball and we played lo. played against s71 guys and abit of henry's class. hah oh yea i gotta mention this man.. i scored hahahah! first time in ages ok. tyco or whatever la but thats not the point. someone took a corner then i was unmarked in front of goal so wheeeee ok whatever. hahaha but the ball bounced once first so only get 2000 pts instead of 4000. haha lame inside joke. anw we went out on wed after sch also to celebrate peiyu bday! had cafe cartel then they went to secret recipe for more cake. and then caught the banquet. which was a super chimmm show. probably for chinese lit ppl. and the fight scenes are ultra bloody. can here the squishy sound of sword piercing flesh that kinda thing. and the empreror is super sicko keep fiddling with his sextoy thingy. hahah and the ending is kinda screwed up. maybe its meant to leave the ending open to interpretation but to me it just wasnt worth the money.
ok yea and we were supposed to go sentosa today. they've been planning it since one of the weekdays! but as usual, jacked again. hahah sebas called this morn just as i was about to leave the house. bad weather la. but actually its a gd thing la cos sentosa cancelled then i kinda had more free time in the afternoon. which was gd cos brian wiraat smsed me in the morn saying he just reached singapore and will be staying for one day only. so wanted to watch movie and play soccer today. yea! but hes such a pig. went to sleep after smsing me and only woke up at 4pm. and kolam ayer was fully booked. so didnt play soccer in the end. in the end only me, benny, brian met up at cine to catch movie and eat dinner and play dota and talk cock. and guess what, there was the dance floor auditions and the youth park there also today! but thats not the pt. outside cine there was this canon digicam booth. and and and there was jade seah!!! hahah remember the miss singapore runner up?? quite hot look like fiona xie one. yeah while me and benny were standing at the cine main entrance waiting for brian, we heard the guy announce something over the speakers but we werent paying attention. "........... miss singapore photogenic jade seah!" hahah then our head instantly turn. like natural reflex like that hahahah damn funny. even brian say not bad leh. hah ok we watched john tucker. which is my 2nd time watching that show. hahahah but still found it quite funny yea. after the show we went to play dota on bnet 5v5. and surprisingly won. ok i dont normally play on bnet la. but i think brian is quite pro! hahah seriously man. okkkk left orchard at 12 plus man no more bus. shared cab home. im tired. gona sleep now. yay kolam ayer tmr 5pm hopefully!
hmm after the last paper, chem mcq, went home. wow so exciting. went to tiong bahru to collect the ipod nano lucky draw prize which my mum won. and its sooo ghey its only 1gb! aiyo. waste my time going all the way there. and benny knows how i got jacked 5 times consecutively. omg i think thats it for now man. hahahah seriously. omg i cant take it!!
oh and on wed we had pe!! for the first time in ages. hahah actually i was planning to play anything during pe or whatever. just had the impression that the guys might play soccer so i brought along pe clothes that morning. sure enough, they brought ball and we played lo. played against s71 guys and abit of henry's class. hah oh yea i gotta mention this man.. i scored hahahah! first time in ages ok. tyco or whatever la but thats not the point. someone took a corner then i was unmarked in front of goal so wheeeee ok whatever. hahaha but the ball bounced once first so only get 2000 pts instead of 4000. haha lame inside joke. anw we went out on wed after sch also to celebrate peiyu bday! had cafe cartel then they went to secret recipe for more cake. and then caught the banquet. which was a super chimmm show. probably for chinese lit ppl. and the fight scenes are ultra bloody. can here the squishy sound of sword piercing flesh that kinda thing. and the empreror is super sicko keep fiddling with his sextoy thingy. hahah and the ending is kinda screwed up. maybe its meant to leave the ending open to interpretation but to me it just wasnt worth the money.
ok yea and we were supposed to go sentosa today. they've been planning it since one of the weekdays! but as usual, jacked again. hahah sebas called this morn just as i was about to leave the house. bad weather la. but actually its a gd thing la cos sentosa cancelled then i kinda had more free time in the afternoon. which was gd cos brian wiraat smsed me in the morn saying he just reached singapore and will be staying for one day only. so wanted to watch movie and play soccer today. yea! but hes such a pig. went to sleep after smsing me and only woke up at 4pm. and kolam ayer was fully booked. so didnt play soccer in the end. in the end only me, benny, brian met up at cine to catch movie and eat dinner and play dota and talk cock. and guess what, there was the dance floor auditions and the youth park there also today! but thats not the pt. outside cine there was this canon digicam booth. and and and there was jade seah!!! hahah remember the miss singapore runner up?? quite hot look like fiona xie one. yeah while me and benny were standing at the cine main entrance waiting for brian, we heard the guy announce something over the speakers but we werent paying attention. "........... miss singapore photogenic jade seah!" hahah then our head instantly turn. like natural reflex like that hahahah damn funny. even brian say not bad leh. hah ok we watched john tucker. which is my 2nd time watching that show. hahahah but still found it quite funny yea. after the show we went to play dota on bnet 5v5. and surprisingly won. ok i dont normally play on bnet la. but i think brian is quite pro! hahah seriously man. okkkk left orchard at 12 plus man no more bus. shared cab home. im tired. gona sleep now. yay kolam ayer tmr 5pm hopefully!
Friday, September 15, 2006
if i could be your first real heartache
wheeeee stupid rain today!! hahaha i had to carry a huge bag around today altho i didnt bring anything. JUST TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA hahahahaha how dumb is that! anw YAY finally went out again with benny the faggot hahah
ok cool my mum won an ipod nano from a lucky draw! but dont think im gonna use it anw cos its like same memory space as mini right. dunno havent collected it yet. ha oh ya distracted. lol the first thing we did today is go bowling so ghey!! like havent done that for ages man. hahahah we were like "eh must get above 100 leh dont malu ourselves". and of course we did. after adding our scores together that is LOL. ok dam gay and normally u gotta exchange ur shoes at the counter for the bowling shoes right. but the lady there insisted us to keep our own shoes hahahah i think cos it was super wet from the rain and disgusting.
oh then went to watch the HOST. some korean show. its supposed to be horror flick la but its damn freakin funny!! more comedy than anything else ahahahhah! countless retarded scenes. and the funny parts are all damn unexpected cos its like everything is so serious and tense then suddenly some idiot will do something stupid. (SPOILER) haa ok the funniest part me and benny agree is this part a few of the main characters were being chased by the monster. and they were firing shotguns at the thing la hahah then the father ran out of ammo and asked who have anymore ammo. then the retarded son said "i think i have one left". so the dad ask them all to run first and he wanted to stay by himself to kill the monster. a few seconds later the monster was already right in front of the old man's face. he took aim at the monsters face andddddd CLICK no ammo. LOL immediately they show the son counting his fingers (cos he counted his number of shots wrongly!! actually used all the ammo but he thought still have one!) HAHAHAHA damn funny he jacked his own dad la. ok not gonna spoil it anymore for u.
whehehe i need a sheeeeeeeeeet
ohhhh and recieved birthday card from jason!! hahah damn nice got a picture of 4 ultra pot-bellied men on the front hahahah lucky no npppppp
ok cool my mum won an ipod nano from a lucky draw! but dont think im gonna use it anw cos its like same memory space as mini right. dunno havent collected it yet. ha oh ya distracted. lol the first thing we did today is go bowling so ghey!! like havent done that for ages man. hahahah we were like "eh must get above 100 leh dont malu ourselves". and of course we did. after adding our scores together that is LOL. ok dam gay and normally u gotta exchange ur shoes at the counter for the bowling shoes right. but the lady there insisted us to keep our own shoes hahahah i think cos it was super wet from the rain and disgusting.
oh then went to watch the HOST. some korean show. its supposed to be horror flick la but its damn freakin funny!! more comedy than anything else ahahahhah! countless retarded scenes. and the funny parts are all damn unexpected cos its like everything is so serious and tense then suddenly some idiot will do something stupid. (SPOILER) haa ok the funniest part me and benny agree is this part a few of the main characters were being chased by the monster. and they were firing shotguns at the thing la hahah then the father ran out of ammo and asked who have anymore ammo. then the retarded son said "i think i have one left". so the dad ask them all to run first and he wanted to stay by himself to kill the monster. a few seconds later the monster was already right in front of the old man's face. he took aim at the monsters face andddddd CLICK no ammo. LOL immediately they show the son counting his fingers (cos he counted his number of shots wrongly!! actually used all the ammo but he thought still have one!) HAHAHAHA damn funny he jacked his own dad la. ok not gonna spoil it anymore for u.
whehehe i need a sheeeeeeeeeet
ohhhh and recieved birthday card from jason!! hahah damn nice got a picture of 4 ultra pot-bellied men on the front hahahah lucky no npppppp
Thursday, September 14, 2006
SUPERMAN
hellogoodbye - shimmy shimmy quarter turn
The wilted flowers that I gave
Not as nice as your bouquet
All the lyrics that I wrote
Not as smart as the words you spoke
Starlight above my hometown
Ain't as bright as the star I've found
Every drawing that I drew
Was never ever as cute as you
I-I-I'm serious as a heart attack
I'm looking in my almanac
I've gotta find out all the things
Find out where she got her wings
Shimmy shimmy quarter turn
I feel like I will never learn
How can I check lost and found
When I'm too busy getting down?
Woo!
Take it back to square one
Gotta get it back to
A back up plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one
haha benny and i got telepathy la. just as i was typing this out, he sent me 2 songs on msn. errr one is by hellogoodbye and the otherone is called superman. walao so tyco!! see my blog title is superman and andand the above song also hellogoodbye. okokokokok he says qy is at his house in his toilet now lol and sheesh is on my bed.
hahahah yea benny said about the ah beng ah bang thing damn funny!! aiyo very hard to blog now got so many msn convos flashing below my screen!! oh ya which reminds me today on the way home on tv mobile there was the JUST FOR LAUGHS. and im tellin ya i saw the funniest one in my whole life!! there were these 2 actors wearing the full radioactive suits. u can imagine head to toe covered in rubber that kind. then they were holding this big cylinder. and on the cylinder got the toxic sign. u know the pic of the skull and bones to show that inside contains dangerous chemicals etc. then they drop the whole thing into a swimming pool!! OMG DAMN FUNNY the guy in the pool ran out of the pool and was damn pissed hahahahahahahahahahahahah best man!!
yesterday they came my house after bio paper 1 before maths paper 2. aiyo ok lah i know my house very messy ok but im a simple guy hahahahah i can act in the simple life with paris hilton plsssss!! hahah and they play with the body fat index thingy and i got error again. ok dota time!!
The wilted flowers that I gave
Not as nice as your bouquet
All the lyrics that I wrote
Not as smart as the words you spoke
Starlight above my hometown
Ain't as bright as the star I've found
Every drawing that I drew
Was never ever as cute as you
I-I-I'm serious as a heart attack
I'm looking in my almanac
I've gotta find out all the things
Find out where she got her wings
Shimmy shimmy quarter turn
I feel like I will never learn
How can I check lost and found
When I'm too busy getting down?
Woo!
Take it back to square one
Gotta get it back to
A back up plan to find you
Start acceleration
Take it back to square one
haha benny and i got telepathy la. just as i was typing this out, he sent me 2 songs on msn. errr one is by hellogoodbye and the otherone is called superman. walao so tyco!! see my blog title is superman and andand the above song also hellogoodbye. okokokokok he says qy is at his house in his toilet now lol and sheesh is on my bed.
hahahah yea benny said about the ah beng ah bang thing damn funny!! aiyo very hard to blog now got so many msn convos flashing below my screen!! oh ya which reminds me today on the way home on tv mobile there was the JUST FOR LAUGHS. and im tellin ya i saw the funniest one in my whole life!! there were these 2 actors wearing the full radioactive suits. u can imagine head to toe covered in rubber that kind. then they were holding this big cylinder. and on the cylinder got the toxic sign. u know the pic of the skull and bones to show that inside contains dangerous chemicals etc. then they drop the whole thing into a swimming pool!! OMG DAMN FUNNY the guy in the pool ran out of the pool and was damn pissed hahahahahahahahahahahahah best man!!
yesterday they came my house after bio paper 1 before maths paper 2. aiyo ok lah i know my house very messy ok but im a simple guy hahahahah i can act in the simple life with paris hilton plsssss!! hahah and they play with the body fat index thingy and i got error again. ok dota time!!
faggot ? im a faggot (:
yay i knw caleb's pw xP
caleb told me to blog about kevin. cos he mispronounced ahBENG as ahBANG. lol what a joke.
tonight caleb, kevin, and i ( maybe sebas ) are gonna play dota. and i think im gonna pawn all of them. (:
eee. i think bloggin is ghey xP
anw. here is a list of things to knw about caleb wong yong zhao ( 18 )
1. He got N***** H*** (trust me you dont want to knw what this is)
2. He and i got 12 pecs all together ( i got eleven and he got 1)
3. He was in a gang in secondary sch called "Lamers United" :P (HAHA)
4. He was one of the true love players in 2B ( he liked chemi LOL )
5. After more than 4yrs of soccer, he still cannot kick the ball abv 2m ( you noobcake)
6. His greatest achievement in secondary sch besides being top student is CLASS NOTICEBOARD committe member ( with brian wirrat )
7. He is Mr Marimutu's biggest fan ( and jeffery au too )
8. He likes to kneejab ppl ( however, since mr poon ... LOL )
9. He had ingrown toenail and always used it as an excuse to hide his pathetic soccer skills ( xP )
10. He is ghey. Just like me ( xP )
i bet u regret giving me your pw xP
yours truely, BENNY xP
caleb told me to blog about kevin. cos he mispronounced ahBENG as ahBANG. lol what a joke.
tonight caleb, kevin, and i ( maybe sebas ) are gonna play dota. and i think im gonna pawn all of them. (:
eee. i think bloggin is ghey xP
anw. here is a list of things to knw about caleb wong yong zhao ( 18 )
1. He got N***** H*** (trust me you dont want to knw what this is)
2. He and i got 12 pecs all together ( i got eleven and he got 1)
3. He was in a gang in secondary sch called "Lamers United" :P (HAHA)
4. He was one of the true love players in 2B ( he liked chemi LOL )
5. After more than 4yrs of soccer, he still cannot kick the ball abv 2m ( you noobcake)
6. His greatest achievement in secondary sch besides being top student is CLASS NOTICEBOARD committe member ( with brian wirrat )
7. He is Mr Marimutu's biggest fan ( and jeffery au too )
8. He likes to kneejab ppl ( however, since mr poon ... LOL )
9. He had ingrown toenail and always used it as an excuse to hide his pathetic soccer skills ( xP )
10. He is ghey. Just like me ( xP )
i bet u regret giving me your pw xP
yours truely, BENNY xP
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
cant even recognize myself behind
well u can say that lots have changed. remember how last time i was retardedly no life and everyday rush home after school to LEVEL UP my d2 characters or earn gb gold or u know that kinda stuff. hahaha damn retarded! and i thought that was gonna be my life can u believe it! i thought i was gonna grow up doing that forever hahahah. and my aim was to be the best gamer in history hahaha so ghey. ok not like i got much of a life now anyway. but im definitely not as into games as i used to be. even spent $$$ to buy sojs if u remember whats that.
ok what a no link to todays physics paper. but wth i give u a tip. do NOT listen to electrico the morning before any exam. cos i was having earworms throughout the paper the stupid love in new wave song. huhehuheh. man i gotta buck up. but theres still this complacency within me like cos "oh tmr is bio mcq ONLY can bring dice and roll dunneed study" and "aiya maths only need to study 30min" and "bio options only a few chapters no kick" hahaha im a master deciever. yes i decieve myself alot.
and theres this freakin pimple in between my eyebrows. this is one time a monobrow would come in useful hahah! can cover the pimple! must be the stress man. or lack of. or maybe cos short hair then cannot block out dirt flying into my face hahah see im decieving myself again totototoootototot
ok what a no link to todays physics paper. but wth i give u a tip. do NOT listen to electrico the morning before any exam. cos i was having earworms throughout the paper the stupid love in new wave song. huhehuheh. man i gotta buck up. but theres still this complacency within me like cos "oh tmr is bio mcq ONLY can bring dice and roll dunneed study" and "aiya maths only need to study 30min" and "bio options only a few chapters no kick" hahaha im a master deciever. yes i decieve myself alot.
and theres this freakin pimple in between my eyebrows. this is one time a monobrow would come in useful hahah! can cover the pimple! must be the stress man. or lack of. or maybe cos short hair then cannot block out dirt flying into my face hahah see im decieving myself again totototoootototot
Thursday, September 07, 2006
fill these spaces up with days
aiyoooo i gotta say its so sadddd seeing paul twohill leave sg idol!! although i still support jon leong. but paul is cool man hahah shat it should have been jasmine. then everyone was like crying when he kenna kicked. and what a tactic he use his hair to cover his crying face!! its like getting jacked when ur so near to the end u know. i know that kinda feeling it sucks. reallllly sucks. no wonder everyones so sad for him awwwwwww. and it was kinda like judges fault also cos they choose some dunno what ghey song for him to sing. so jacked lor.
augustana crazy
She said, I think I'll go to Boston
I think I'll start a new life
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather
I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain
I think I'll go to Boston
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of Sunset
I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice, oh yeah
zeeeeeeeeee haha heard a lame joke from gay hairdresser today. duno why he ask me whether i wear specs or not. then i said yes. then he say aiya dun need wear la just look at green colour relax eye can already. u gimme $5 note green colour i look lah! HAHAH!
bio test was ghey fail fail fail! and yesterday went swimming again with benny. and we saw cue wai hahahaha not bad leh better than the real deal. haha and benny teach me how to front crawl ok i managed to do it after a few laps of practising. damn tiring but cool i should have gone for proficiency test dammit. then went play pool hahaha with cho yau's father. aiya wear specs cannot play properly u know cos when u bend down then the specs are like hanging below ur line of sight u know what i mean? haha ok fine excuses. but somehow it feels like prelims are over already la everyday go out and play play. haiya. so naughtyyyyyyy. oh man i just saw this new song by ronin featuring fiona xie hahahah i wanna get it but no search results!! anyone can help me pls heheh uZAP! oh now there is this new advert by nivea called goodbye cellulite!! looks gd eh, it promises cure for big bottom, thunder thighs and flabby arms hahahahah!
I think I'll start a new life
I think I'll start it over, where no one knows my name
I'll get out of California, I'm tired of the weather
I think I'll get a lover and fly 'em out to Spain
I think I'll go to Boston
I think that I'm just tired
I think I need a new town, to leave this all behind
I think I need a sunrise, I'm tired of Sunset
I hear it's nice in the summer, some snow would be nice, oh yeah
zeeeeeeeeee haha heard a lame joke from gay hairdresser today. duno why he ask me whether i wear specs or not. then i said yes. then he say aiya dun need wear la just look at green colour relax eye can already. u gimme $5 note green colour i look lah! HAHAH!
bio test was ghey fail fail fail! and yesterday went swimming again with benny. and we saw cue wai hahahaha not bad leh better than the real deal. haha and benny teach me how to front crawl ok i managed to do it after a few laps of practising. damn tiring but cool i should have gone for proficiency test dammit. then went play pool hahaha with cho yau's father. aiya wear specs cannot play properly u know cos when u bend down then the specs are like hanging below ur line of sight u know what i mean? haha ok fine excuses. but somehow it feels like prelims are over already la everyday go out and play play. haiya. so naughtyyyyyyy. oh man i just saw this new song by ronin featuring fiona xie hahahah i wanna get it but no search results!! anyone can help me pls heheh uZAP! oh now there is this new advert by nivea called goodbye cellulite!! looks gd eh, it promises cure for big bottom, thunder thighs and flabby arms hahahahah!
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
turtlepower
omg whats with turtles on msn!!! since yesterday ive been seeing everyone appear online with turtles on their msn nicks. and i thought, isit msn got new version or something then everyone is SOOO amazed by the new emoticons or something?? but then again, if theres a new version and i didnt update, how can i see it right? SO, i later found out that its cos of that croc hunter guy. aiyo croc hunter die only everyone so sad meh?? how come nobody put some gay symbol when the indian guy who wrote the pledge for singapore (i forgot his name) died?? how come nobody WOOHOO when arnold swarchanenhneh became governer?? hahahahh ok whatever this is becoming random. and croc hunter doesnt have anything to do with turtles?!?! the only thing it reminds me of is...shane yuen turtlepower hahaha!
Monday, September 04, 2006
time stops when you find that feeling
you reached in your pocket and pulled out a pass that says you can take me anywhere
okay HELOOOOOOOOO! its been great plus not so great this weekend. well firstly, the studying bug hasnt hit me yet hahaha the exam timetable looks like a piece of toilet paper i can shit on seriously. heheh and that reminds me of some eat shit incident!!
ok on thursday we went shopping+movie! but shopping i jacked some salesman by asking him to get the stuff and then sneaking out of the store hahaha. and its so wierd seeing so many j1s walking around including my juniors whom i tried avoiding haha. and so many retards wearing same shirt as me but definitely not as hot hehe! ok the highlight: the devil wears prada!! haha excellent show! and the the the the lady boss (OMG I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME) is dam funny. she reminds me of julia huang totally. and the nigel guy quite funny also hahah.
went out with benny too first time in a long time. ha aiya not botak la exaggerated only. i think cut hair already still longer than mine. heheh played pool also which i havent done like this whole year. but the place so cheenapok with so many ah lian ger ger down there i also sian ah.
yay went to benny and ian's church on saturday! had some evangelical service mah. hahaha ian very sad cos duno who pang seh him eh. and hahaha oh ya benny and me agree that ian likes VEHICLES OMG!! hahahah next one MRT isit. hahahah or lorry ok not funny anymore. and wah benny good taste lah gd luck to hot pink. i see u got problem concentrating hehehheh. what a humjipeng. OKAY about the service: there was worship, testimonials, drama. haha the testimonials part was the funniest! one of the guys called keith was talking bout how God brought him back despite all his efforts to run away. but he started with something totally no-link to catch our attention. he said 22 yrs ago (i presume thats his age), something wonderful happened. while he was floating inside his mothers womb, he defaecated. hahahah then he explained the meaning of defaecated as "shit in my mother's womb". then he say "can u imagine swimming around in the fluid in your mothers womb and having a floating piece of shit there!!" hahaha it could have gone inside his mouth and if he had swallowed it he could have been born a retard or something! hahaha dam funny guy.
oh yea yesterday my chem tuition teacher said a DAMN LAME JOKE. he said his pastor told the congregation adam and eve must have been non-chinese. cos if they were, they would have eaten the snake. actually not funny la tooooot.
aiya im very bored now. my ipod is beyond full already. and oh rogue wave is my hot new favourite band!
shat i didnt sign up for the mock bio test this thurs. but should be can still go right.
okay HELOOOOOOOOO! its been great plus not so great this weekend. well firstly, the studying bug hasnt hit me yet hahaha the exam timetable looks like a piece of toilet paper i can shit on seriously. heheh and that reminds me of some eat shit incident!!
ok on thursday we went shopping+movie! but shopping i jacked some salesman by asking him to get the stuff and then sneaking out of the store hahaha. and its so wierd seeing so many j1s walking around including my juniors whom i tried avoiding haha. and so many retards wearing same shirt as me but definitely not as hot hehe! ok the highlight: the devil wears prada!! haha excellent show! and the the the the lady boss (OMG I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME) is dam funny. she reminds me of julia huang totally. and the nigel guy quite funny also hahah.
went out with benny too first time in a long time. ha aiya not botak la exaggerated only. i think cut hair already still longer than mine. heheh played pool also which i havent done like this whole year. but the place so cheenapok with so many ah lian ger ger down there i also sian ah.
yay went to benny and ian's church on saturday! had some evangelical service mah. hahaha ian very sad cos duno who pang seh him eh. and hahaha oh ya benny and me agree that ian likes VEHICLES OMG!! hahahah next one MRT isit. hahahah or lorry ok not funny anymore. and wah benny good taste lah gd luck to hot pink. i see u got problem concentrating hehehheh. what a humjipeng. OKAY about the service: there was worship, testimonials, drama. haha the testimonials part was the funniest! one of the guys called keith was talking bout how God brought him back despite all his efforts to run away. but he started with something totally no-link to catch our attention. he said 22 yrs ago (i presume thats his age), something wonderful happened. while he was floating inside his mothers womb, he defaecated. hahahah then he explained the meaning of defaecated as "shit in my mother's womb". then he say "can u imagine swimming around in the fluid in your mothers womb and having a floating piece of shit there!!" hahaha it could have gone inside his mouth and if he had swallowed it he could have been born a retard or something! hahaha dam funny guy.
oh yea yesterday my chem tuition teacher said a DAMN LAME JOKE. he said his pastor told the congregation adam and eve must have been non-chinese. cos if they were, they would have eaten the snake. actually not funny la tooooot.
aiya im very bored now. my ipod is beyond full already. and oh rogue wave is my hot new favourite band!
shat i didnt sign up for the mock bio test this thurs. but should be can still go right.
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