Sunday, February 24, 2008

go go go golddddddddddddd!!

WEEEEEEE! GOT GOLD FOR IPPT THIS WEEK! no more ippt tests for the rest of the year!!

last week only booked out for one day cos of bmr (basic main range). it was horrible i tell u. all because of some dumbasses who always want to be in control of everything and keeps messing up all the planning we've done. and then after the bmr i had to follow the ammo party to return ammo. walaoeh then in the end reach back camp at 630am on sunday!! madness sia! didnt get to sleep at all. then i showered and booked out straight away. thought i could make it to church some more. but i was like dozing off on the train n bus home. kept leaning of random shoulders la so paiseh. then knocked out the minute i reached home. slept until 5pm!! then couldnt do much and had to book in already. like that cant even count as a weekend lor!

went for hockey practice on monday at bedok camp. hahaha quite fun! got super sunburnt too! and being duty instructor on wednesday was horrible as well. cos we had outfield on thurs n fri. and i had to do all the prep for the trainees la. then the cheebye health centre only know how to talk talk talk dunno how to listen. then dunno lucky or suay kena chosen to be ammo ic. but the past 2 days outfield was quite okay la.

today went out with benny for the WHOLE DAY! got a new wallet! and benny wants to buy a $200+ sword from his fav anime hahaha i promise bday present ok if its still on sale in november! and ate banana choc azabu sabo heehee and talked bout mochachino hahaha what the heck is that! and i think im really gonna buy new pc games soon. like tmr. TF2?!?? heehee.

Friday, February 08, 2008

chill

i think i should blog about my chinese new yr! er actually not much of cny stuff anyway.. and i realised i forgot to blog bout the 2am dessert bar incident last week!! haha cos thats nothing compared to................ eating grass! heh heh.

ogay but im lazy to write about it now anyway. i think i got quite a number of new clothes still folded neatly with the tag still on, piled on the sofa. proof that ive been overspending.

i shall start with what happened in ati this week then! actually the workload is really increasing. alot. and being admin ic is not as easy as it sounds lor. have to compile the results for the whole course. means after every theory, practical, ippt, soc test, whatever test, i have to key into the computer. and not only that, still got to chase other ppl for the results and stuff. and a certain boss in there can be super unreasonable la. only know how to wayang around. omg wth bbq!

the trainees took their ippt retest on tuesday. and among the 3 nsf instructors, i was the only one asked to help out at the ippt. yes i was supposed to only be the shuttle run ic. then after the static stations were done, i went to help record timings for their 2.4 run. and its a really tedious process la cheee. but the boss ar, really pissing ok! i really gotta bitch this time haha :p

i think its hard for those non-ns ppl reading this to visualise what im saying, but recording timing really requires alot of concentration cos 1 mistake will screw up everything. they use this freaking old technology timer-cum-printer thingy and each time a person crosses the finish line, someone will shout 'UP' and whoever is holding the timer will press a button and the printer automatically prints out the time it shows on the screen at that moment. so after lets say 50 ppl cross the line, the paper coming out of the printer will look like 1 long ntuc/cold storage/sheng siong (haha!) receipt with lots of timings on it. meanwhile, the participants who finish the run will collect a number chip in order of their position. like person who finished first will get chip #1 n so on. then after that, the admin person (me) gotta ask everyone line up and return their number chip to me and i will look thru the receipt for the person's timing and record it down. DAMN RETARDED RIGHT! like can u imagine ITS THE FREAKING 21st CENTURY AND WE ARE STILL USING ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY. and the stupid boss ah, only know how to make noise. cos after recording the 2.4 timings, dunno why end up i have to do the calculations for all their static stations as well. like add up all the points they get for chin up, etc and see whether they get gold or silver award la. walao i know im the freakin smallest rank instructor there and very nice to bully and i cant do anything about it but the least the BOSS could do is to shut up while im tabulating the results right! i already do additional job leh.

and why? cos there was another higher rank boss there. and after i finally finished everything (he merely stood there beside the table and gave eye power all the while), he said to the bigger boss, "sorry for taking up so much of ur time ah.." in a very act cute smily smiley polite manner. and asked him to sign some documents lor. walao freakin wayang. even at his age and at his rank still have to resort to this. urgh.

and that wasnt the end of the story lor. after we pack up and went back to carry on with our normal tank lesson, he suddenly walk up to me with a copy of the results sheet. cos someone apparently wrote 5 points for those trainees who did only 8 or 9 chin ups. actually must do 12 then get 5 points mah. but obviously someone wrote wrongly la. and he came up to me and first thing say "i really want to F u, u know" like hello, the handwriting itself is so obviously different. i secretly wonder if it was he himself who screwed up lor.

hah writing this actually got my heart pumping man! wah quite long nv bitch like that already hahaha i think last time was cw!

cny celebrations in camp was quite retarded btw. had an out of camp run, then had some supposedly SPECIAL breakfast at the cookhouse. hurhur actually nothing special bout it lor. and they played some lame table games and gave out oranges to everyone. then i thought can book out early wan leh! but then last min some stupid AI OOC reported a missing handphone. walao then we all kena activated to conduct a stand-by bed to find the missing phone la. obviously in the end nv find lor. all delayed cos of the chao ooc.

oh ya i forgot to mention! i got promoted! 3SG to a local 2SG! actually no biggy there la. no pay increase also walao. only got more sai kang to do. such as guard comd and ammo ic.

yes so after booking out the 3 of us nsf instructors went to beach road to sew the new rank. lucky got 1 shop open! the rest all closed for the holiday. and while waiting, i had the yummy waffle with choc dip! heheheh! rushed home, packed for malaysia and left.

malaysia was a bore. yawnsssssssss. stayed there 1 night. on the 2nd morning, attended the church service there as usual. which was in chinese and i had lots of trouble following what was going on haha. after that just idled at home all the way until evening, when we came back to singapore lor. basically all i did there was eat, read book, watch tv, sleep.

yes i finished the library book i brought there! its really good! the title is elsewhere. its about a girl who died in a car accident when she was 15. and in the story, all ppl who die go to a place called Elsewhere. its a place where ppl age backwards. so she enters Elsewhere at 15 yrs old and grows younger until she becomes a baby and then leaves Elsewhere and returns to earth to be born into a new life. haha.

alright this morning had breakfast with fawn and the rest at guthrie house coffee bean. haha why isit always coffee bean?? anyway kevin showed his TALENT in taking photographs haha. omg i bet he spent hours practising in front of his mirror!! and we were laughing at how sebas used to do his pon de replay thing at the last mrt carriage. and rong has lesbian tendecies she has been secretly stalking girls' blogs for centuries!!! HAHAHA and the worst thing is, the girl doesnt even look like she's worth stalking, i think. hahah shat sebas dont kill me! anyway he said he does not bitch anymore. he only states truths :p and kevin randomly called mr fong n mdm lee and ALMOST, ms carol! haha they asked him where he lived, and said cos they wanted to give wedding invites cos me n rong are getting married!!??! bbq man! i also wanna go and visit teachers leh actually. even ms carol! hahaha fav student?? yea right man.

oh tmr.. gotta visit warrant yeo! hahah also known as the bobdog. aiyo must bring oranges and exchange. so toot. wonder how times the oranges change hands already leh.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

of mr beans

i cant imagine how so many suayyy things can happen to me in a day. first, overslept and didnt meet nine at holland for breakfast. actually thats not suay la thats simply my fault haha.

then they said they were going to spca to get guinea pigs so i went there to meet them. and when i reached there and called them, HELOO WE ARE STILL AT HOLLAND BECAUSE SPCA DOES NOT HAVE GUINEA PIGS. why ah why ahhhh? totally messed up my plans for the whole day too.

actually i thought i would hang out with them from breakfast onwards to bout 2 plus then go to nafa to visit the open house HAHA then go to church for cell. but no in the end everything turned out weird. ok not everything. after i got stunned at spca, i decided to go nafa earlier. until when i was nearly there then i found out that she only off duty at 3! so i decided to go walk round bugis alone haha. quite fun shopping alone actually! then went to national library (for the first time in my life!!) and got lost inside cos i thought the fiction section was like on lvl 7 or smth. i simply followed ppl into the lift and got out at the same floor as them LOL! ogay until i realised it was at B1. got myself a book which looked not bad. titled elsewhere. about a girl who died and went, elsewhere.

started heading towards nafa at around 230 but took quite awhile to locate the MAIN BUILDING so reached exactly at 3! haha got a cute mr bean tshirt from her stall! haha the indian guy tried to sell me a couple tshirt saying get one for ur girlfriend also la! haha i wish. went lecture and see the gallery. haha got quite a few of her work on display but it was like artwork and sewing kinda stuff sooo.. GOOD. haha actually i was dam nervous at first like gona pee in my pants and breaking out in cold sweat man! but woo nothing stops me hehehe! oh ya i saw the programme actually got joakin gomezzzzz and gayle nerva talks earlier in the morning damit! i mean who cares bout joakim but GAYLE NERVA hahahaha my singapore idol xoxoxoxo! and i saw the randall guy, the one who is now together with the melody person who was on the first amazing race asia.

ogay and after that i left for church cos tee liang song told me last sunday that there would be cell today! and then when i reached church he wasnt there!! erghhhh. jacked nth time today! what to do? go home and decided to go for a run. ippt training hehe. took a 2.4 time trial and finished in 10.04 hehe almost there!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

even though i look the other way

parents are arguing again. for the smallest of reasons. this is how retarded they can get.

both watching channel 8, some aunty wins some grand prize of $100,000. and the host announces in chinese, shi2 wang4!
mum: wah hundred thousand dollars thats alot of money eh!
dad: (hears wrongly) what ten thousand?? shi2 wang4 kuai4 is hundred thousand la.
mum: i said hundred thousand wad.
dad: no u didnt, i heard ten thousand.
mum: im sure i said hundred thousand ok. i know myself very well. grace, i said hundred thousand right?
grace: (not wanting to get involved in another argument) err actually i wasnt paying attention.
i didnt want to get involved either so i continue looking at the computer but cant resist the urge to blog this moment of stupidity.
mum: (after 10 seconds of silence and wanting to prove her point) u said that only to spite me right?

and they start shouting. woo.