its 32.5 degrees im dying

haha i just read today's copy of TODAY newspaper. got one article damn funny! damn bitchy and whiny and backstabbish. if u have it, go see page 48 :p

swee

played tennis with sebas this morning at nus. ok not play. errrrr sebas tried to teach me. actually he's quite a gd tennis coach hahaha! but i guess im just not born to be a tennis player :( i should just stick with running. or playing soccer. then we had a MAJOR camwhoring session at holland v over lunch at sushi tei with reo. omg ultimate gayness i tell u! rong came to join us also. haha aiyo supposed to be in sch but overslept lor! yay her face heal already looks as gd as before! ehhh the xiaolongbao buffet only available on weekday nights after 8.30pm! about $19 per person if i rmb correct. arghhh nooo i cant go tmr!! heheh im like drooling now..

after lunch went with seb to many many pet shops and ikea to look at cute puppies and cos sebas wanted to get a kennel. then he decided he could build one, or WE could build one. hahaha i volunteered to help cos i said i took D&T during sec 1 and 2 lol! but end up sebas still knows more than me hahahahaha! dont even know how to hammer 2 planks of wood together at a joint la! random: we saw so many queer guys today! like 10000x queerer than us hahaha. got one weirdu wear tight singlet which is so short and cant even cover down to his shorts. and he wear his undies so high like 5 cm above his shorts. wth! and inside ikea sebas kept pointing out so many gay angmoh couples hahahah damn hilarious. then we went to a pet shop near sebas' place where he had a long talk to the shop owner whom i guess he knew quite well. about stuff he should prepare before and after adopting his doggg. was feeling tired but yet didnt want to go home so early so went over to play topspin on sebas' xbox 360!! haha keep getting pwned both by sebas and the comp. hahaha noobshit.

yesterday was quite queer too. hahah i finally had my blood drawn at medical centre. wahlao the medic is ultimate la. bernard drew first, and got poked twice. shengyang the most jialat hahaha kena poked 3 times and some more the medic was like topo-ing with the needle in his hands omg i cringe as i think of it now. then they say medical ffi can only be done 3 working days after the blood test. so i guess i gotta go back again next mon. so yesterday i booked out in the afternoon, brought back 90% of the stuff in my cupboard. then met sebas reo and limpei at spca. hehe i like cats! so cuteeee and they dont bark. haha reminds me today me and reo saw a garfield cat! went to hong kong cafe at heartland mall where i ordered a mountain of red bean which kept threatening to overflow from the bowl if i left it untouched for 5 min. hahah and the aunty waitress whom sebas tried to pick up with his cantonese speaking skills kept trying to sell us promotions. so we ended up becoming hong kong cafe members and i brought home a bottle of red wine as a free gift.

and i collected my hot specs hehe sebas says i ps him :p metal waffles! im still trying to get used to it. as in the power of the lens la.

yay im so glad my sis just finished her maths paper today! which means i dun have to teach her maths liaooo! only left like mcq paper for her science. and her social studies and chinese and lit. but i dont teach humanities and chinese cos i suck at those subjects ha. actually i kinda enjoy teaching her la its quite fun. just that it burns out my brain juice at an alarmingly uber fast rate.

clearance clearance

eee in the end nv watch hsm3. watched tropic thunder again. lucky nick had free movie passes so i only paid $3.50. and i was damn shagged today so i fell asleep for like 20min in the show. and only woke up when tom cruise started scolding the flaming dragon guy over the phone hahahah! eh i fall asleep is cos today has been super tiring ok. swimming in the morn, then come back have to teach my sis physics the whole afternoon. i think all my brain cells are officially fried. my eyes are like half shut now as im typing this. omg anw shawn tan is so funny he laugh DAMN LOUD i think the whole cinema can hear him hahah what a faggot. i want high sch musical!!! i want sharpaye!!! so hot.

ok yes I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN u wussies. drawing blood that is. anw my hand so veiny the medic should be able to find the right vein easily right. i hope. haha zombie hand. but shane say my vein so small, good luck getting it right in one try. argh he should know better cos he its his job in cmpb. taking the blood for all the pre-enlistees hahaha. MUMMMMYYYYY

lose me completely

wah ive been doing ALOT of physics the past few days. teaching sis o lvl stuff haha hope it helps. scully i teach her then her results even worse then im screwed! haha but anyway mum thinks i have the gift of teaching. haha seriously!

beho's bday on saturday! we played soccer in the morn first. and the sun was freakin hot i rmb. i think i became like 10 shades blacker. and we were all dying from dehydration after it all cos we played like 3 hrs non stop omg. had kfc with the faggots for lunch. omg havent eaten kfc in like soooo long! and just outside kfc there was this pushcart stall selling stickers for ezlink like the pikachu one from rong hahahah. eee sebas bluff wan la where got ord need to return ezlink! rushed and reached church just in time for cell group. havent met them in like a month. haha as usual army boys talked bout army stuff. and im the only one there going like "ord lo!" hahaha make them all jealous :p and the girls will like usual go "huh?" at all the army lingo. then went to meet beho shawn and kum long at night again. and they decided to watch max payne haha. yay shawn tan treat me cos i watched already! and beho drove everyone home hahahaha we keep making fun of his driving skills. cos he ALWAYS mount curb (or how do u spell it). every. single. time.

sunday was sleepy and boring. except that i went to make new specs! heheh dad says it looks damn sexy. ok actually now looking back i think its quite ghey i dunno what possessed me to get that anyway. i think the aunty serene was like hinting to me its quite outrageous cos she kept smiling to herself when i was checking out that design.

and finally went swimming with benny today! whoo it didnt rain finally! i bet if i went alone it would have downpoured la hahaha. then we ordered 2 extra value meals and whacked 20 piece mcnuggets lol. the 12-2 lunch special is damn good la! haha he was telling me all his ocs stories. wah say "wayang" will kena 1 extra. too much man.

ok off to meet some faggots now haha. to watch hsm3!! HOW GAY IS THAT!! i like :p gotta go back camp tmr DRAW BLOOOOOOOOD

lifehouse - everything

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and you give me rest
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?

whoo it feels so good to finally step out of the house and do something! and watch tropic thunderrrrr!! hahaha come get some al pacino "i love pussy" bootysweat! and simple jack omg. the little chinese boy is dam cute. i think his name is half-squat :p not the retarded bazooka-wielding one. how can he even fire a bazooka anyway i dont think he is strong enough to handle the backblast! and the dead panda looks, well, disturbing. overall i think its a great show!! now what about high school musical? :p NO not for zac efron pls.

haha now reo thinks im queer cos sebas says i have more purple clothes than everyone in nine combined. which might be true i think ahha! what! purple symbolises happy okay. everyone has to be gay sometime right? its hollywood!

and for the first time we had dinner at a HAWKER CENTRE with sebassss. omg ok theres always a first time for everything. this is like virgin experience. hahaha "like a virgin.. touched for the very first time.." okay im still remembering house bunny quotes i gotta stop this.

guess photoshoot tmr is off anyway. anyway most ppl cant make it and i MIGHT be going malaysia. and rong.. u are still pretty ok! sebas says it just looks like ahem something got abit too messy. hahah but anyway. it must have been hell of an experience. lucky for an understanding dad. hope everything turns out fine!

houseparties housepartiessssss halloween parteeee at my house wan??? HAHAHAHAH then my sis can join in the fun also and wear a pumpkin and walk around and stone. ok im just kidding. but i can think of so many reasons for partying! ord. ord. ord. okay just ord!

reo and me have like damn similar families!
1. we both have 2 weird sisters
2. we are both the middle child
3. and, our mum is the all-powerful, controlling one
4. reo says "this affects our upbringing see. caught in the middle of 2 sisters. maybe thats why abit feminine."

such a wose :(

couch potato

omg im becoming the ultimate couch potato! im glued to the computer 24/7 argh help. me. stop. this. addiction. haha sounds like a psycho drugee. anyway new balance real run results are out! im ranked #384 out of 2244 participants not bad eh. actually only 2100 completed the run. and guess what i found when searching for my results!

#223 SEBASTIAN HO 1:22:46

hahaha! okay i saw tan peng yan and lim zi heng name above mine aww. ok peng yan won me by like 10 seconds and ziheng 1 minute.

ok back to gaming! im currently glued to star wars knights of the old republic. haha a damn old game which i bought long ago but couldnt play cos my previous comp was too sucky. heyyy dinner with nine later! i hope :p hahaha kevin got b&j $2 voucher. i got hagen daaz $20 okay kevin says i should buy 2 pints and ice cream marathon at home. then i can become as flabby as jabba the hutt. haha ok too much star wars talk!

booringgggg

argh omg im dying from boredom somebody gimme something to do! even work! plsssss. i think i can start singing the like a loser to the tune of like a virgin! haha. i need a new phone badly. i dunno if iphone suits me. cos it seems quite fat compared to others and i already have an ipod.

end this vicious cycle please

i think God likes me fat. cos today when i reached the swimming pool, changed put my bag in the locker, took off my slippers, and started to walk towards the pool, it started pouring heavily.

omg i think im starting to sound like those obsessed weightwatchers. noooooo. totally not! except that i dont eat after 9. like reo :p

haha ok nonsense. aiya damn tmr cant meet sebas n reo in the morn to play tennis/hit the gym. cos sis has exams tmr afternoon. and i gotta stay home until she leaves the house. walao at this age she still needs a babysitter!! and its so unlucky my mum and dad both cant take leave tmr. as in they try to take leave every day she has a paper. but my mum says tmr she insists i stay at home to WATCH THE TIME for esther and make sure she has her lunch on time, leave the house on time, blabla. seriously. why? cos she eats really slowwwlllyyyyyyyyyy. and always stares blankly into space. err yeah i just remembered todays breakfast. she took 45min just to finish a small slice of sponge cake, some grapes and a glass of milk. amazing right!

errr random: i think running events should have a hall of shame to showcase to the whole world the last few runners who come in. so they will think twice about slowly walking the entire route. ha!

And it seems like
Another second will change you
Another minute will buy you
Another hour to stop your world from turning

give me a reason, to end this discussion

the real run was awesome!! the trail part wasnt bad at all. just like running at macritchie reservoir that kind only. totally not what mudslinging or whatnot as advertised in their brochure haha. but the killer was the run along the beach. even tho only 600m but its as though i just ran 5km la dammit. ok im exaggerating. cos like the beach is like sloping downwards to the sea (obviously). and some faggot ass ppl who cant run straight kept drifting downwards towards the sea as they run. then push into me like wanna make me fall in sia. then i not happy i purposely run abit in front of them then kick up all the sand on their leg hahahah! and the last few km was quite bad also cos it was already almost 9 by then and there was no clouds in the sky. anyway peng ran past me at like the last 500m there and ask me to jiayou so i sprinted all the way from there and finished with a timing of 1:28. heh not fantastic la i know. but the runner's high is damn shiok hahaha im think im still experiencing abit of it now with all the endorphines going to my head wheeeeee! haha they give out 100plus at the end like free wan. staff tongleh took 5 cans he said. me, i think i got 2 only. too much salt in 100plus.

then had to wait in the car for almost 1 hr for the stupid roads to open la. omg by the time we left the carpark was 11am already. thats like more than 3 hrs after the flag off! and WTH there are still ppl running!! all because of those faggots they cant open the road and we cant go home. me and staff tong leh were cursing them in the car lol. they really no face sia run so slow still want to go across the finish line and see their timing. 3 hrs for 15km leh confirm is walk all the way la! might as well join big walk la dont waste other ppl time.

oh yeah i finally heard womanizer by britney on the radio on the way home. lol. i realise i havent listened to the radio in ages. and they are still playing songs like keep your hands off my girl by good charlotte which is soo yesterday. heh but got one by katy perry i forgot the title quite nice. but anyway i still love anberlin and jack's mannequin's new albumssssss!!

yeah my power playlist on my ipod kept me company all the way during the run! everything is alright by motion city soundtrack really gave me the boost when i was dying at the halfway point. and banquet by bloc party's beat matches my footsteps perfectly when i run. and my ipod says i burned 967 calories hahahah i can go eat one tub of ice cream right now!! not. i want coookies!! kevin made choc chip cookies omg!! and i want my laptop!! and i decided not to get iphone. later bo luiiii no money. haha this is damn random but i wonder if i ever mentioned my dad always say, go out dun need wear nice nice, pocket got money can already.

xoxo!

tied by miles

town with benny beho and shawn tan today. haha shawn and beho tried to end benny's pool career again. and benny must be feeling real rich now la damit! oh ya shawn tan says he likes azabu sabo ice cream haha same like me! after benny left, we went heerens for dinner. the place where sebas wanted to bring us that day hahaha. it was quite crowded there cos got some fashion show there or smth! i think by new urban male. after we sat inside nydc and were ordering our food, then we saw some hot models (male n female) catwalking around the corridor outside! they all wearing the num tshirts and singlets and the guys wearing their trunks omg. those with the country name on them kind. and super tight fit omg the CHINA and ENGLAND girls damn hot like nose bleed kind! haha beho say the guy got small ____. how do u spell an ass? B-E-H-O! and nydc offers 20% discount if u fill in their feedback form omg!

then when we were just strolling around some random auntie approach shawn to ask for number hahahah no la.

and argh the stupid lan shop at meriden or concord hotel (new name) is damn screwed up la. all the games either cant work or not updated! chwee waste our money!

ok gotta sleep now got run tmr. im feeling super unconfident now leh 15km seems damn long suddenly. God pls help me tahan till the end.

count backwards

HOUSE BUNNY is damn funny!!! omg my heart is pounding like a needle! can i have just the mahi instead of the mahimahi cos im not hungry?? and splurging on topman was the ultimate retail therapy hahaha! and rong found this lantern bottom hahahaha wasted should have bought it. then can wear with peiyu next time we have a weird clothing theme. btw, i secretly like the woonderland place it has nice shorts!! although quite anorexic sizes.. then we had dinner at thai express yes its quickly becoming our favourite lunch dinner place! a place where i get perpetually angelina lips haha! and i keep thinking of the tapioca dessert thingggg hehh.. and sebas damn funny when he ask the waiter for extra glass of water for rong. aiyo cannot eat spicy food cannot be spice girls leh hahaha ok no link u can link from the right side of my blog. and we talked about how to save money? hehe learn from me im the pro! :p just eat more hawker instead of restaurants and ul see the difference. in your pocket, not your tummy i know what ur thinking sebas!

and i notice that theres a group of ahpeks and ahsohs who smirk to themselves whenever they manage to get a seat on the mrt. i find it really amusing! its like they are perpetually spying around for ppl who are about to leave their seat. maybe they got 6th sense. then before the person leaves his ass of the seat, they will be standing in front of the seat already. haha THAT is skill.

and omg physics lecture is damn boring.. i really dun wanna do physics anymore! and maths! that day crash kevin's physics lecture la! so boring until we end up watching latest episode of gossip girl on my ipood.

met jonathan tee my bb junior at serangoon gardens today. haha EGO BOOSTER he just told me on msn that i look slimmer than i was in jc!! hahaha i know thats impossible but yeah! or maybe what peiyu said last time is true. we are all fattest when we were in jc cos nothing to do then eat. hahaha! maybe its all the exercise ive been doing since i started clearing leave. :p okay i ran 10km today i must be nuts to acutually do that 2 days before a 15km race. or maybe army fitness doesnt work for me. see army makes me fat!

anyway i was at gardens actually to have dinner with nick tan and zombiee. at chomp chomp. wah we eat until super full la one oyster omelette, sambal stingray, sucky hokkien mee and chicken porridge(?). yeah porridge was zombie's request haha. and we each had one of those giant glass of sugar cane juice. pls omg im never ever gonna make that mistake again. maybe 3 ppl share one glass is ok. i think got more than 1 litre of drink in each glass la omg! then after that while walking around aimlessly we saw frolicks and nick tan was dam excited la. hahaha drag us go there for yoghurt. buy 1 cup, get 1 chop on ur member card (or they call it a lick). get 20 licks, redeem a FREE GUIDE TO DATING AND MATCHMAKING!! hhahaha. get 100 licks, 2 free tickets to frolicks year end parteh! ahaha rong thinks its gonna be a yoghurt foam parteh spray on everyones face :s

argh so late alr but i still wanna watch some of my shows leh. oh yeah and i gotta remember to change my leftover taiwan money back to sgdollars! im such a procrastinator dammit. i still havent contacted the driving teacher yet! pls i will do it tmr heheh.

do do do do

forget the previous whiny racist post! i passed my FTT - FINAL THEORY TEST not FAT TEST! and thanks to our guest appearance, lebby's flabby tummy! argh. diet diet diet diet! but damit the tcc instructors organise a buffet dinner on wed night nooooooo! pls dont spoil my diet plan! die liao lor how to run my 15km on sun like that.

and i wanna get the all new nike lunartrainer! its damn cool in neon yellow omgggg.

and i saw some hp laptops today not bad. 256mb geforce graphics card and 2.something ghz core2 processor. for $2099 i think. and i taught my sis chem n physics today hahah fleming's left hand rule and the right hand grip rule woah.

gona book in now and hopefully i can finish my clearance tmr and all the statement nonsense. and clear my credits. and bring my cupboardfull of stuffs home!

big hearts are for breaking

freakin gay ind**ns piss me off to the max! argh today when i boarded 65 to go great world, it was like 3 quarters full of them. and they kept pushing against me like wth. and the faggot kept poking his face right beside mine all the time. so urghhhhhh so like a certain classmate hahaha who likes to invade ppls personal space. and then on the bus home also walao! when my bus passed orchard, at 12 plus, a group of them came and sat a few seats away from me. there were 3 of them la and they were so touchy touchy with each other it gave me the goosebumps. serious lor they were touching and rubbing each other's hands. and the worst part is they smell like they just did some gay sex together or something!! got the ahem smell la if u know what i mean and its damn strong. argh i was like holding my breath all the way to little india where they alighted. so disgusting and sickening. then just as i thought i could finally have some peace on the bus and listen to my ipod happily, this other nigga came boarded and sat right beside me. yeah its those long long seat that face to the side of the bus, not the front that kind. and this guy came and sat in between me and another guy. and he keeps inching towards me la!! like wth half his ass was on my seat already la cheeeeken. whats his bloody problem sia i could feel my white polo tee turning into kopi-o already la.

signed up for new balance real run today! 15km ok i hope i can do it. after like not running long distance for damn long. now everytime i run is always 5km only. and it costs freakin $30!! what a ripoff man even nike run is cheaper lor and the tshirt nicer. but dunno what shoes to wear for the run leh, like i shouldnt wear my favourite pair cos a small portion of the race will be running on sand and i hate it when sand gets in my shoes cos it can only mean blisters. and sand damn hard to wash away.

walao damn sad also la my mother say i got tummy! i wear tight fit tshirt today then she say "is that your tummy coming out or u grow 6-pack ah?" errrrrrr. what an ego deflater hahah.

staff tong leh also ask me why i no girlfriend still. he say go uni sure got alot of girls la and must drive big car then can get girls hahahah. and he say i handsome also no use cos i always look lost and they dont like lost guys. walaoeh why lidat!

omg peiyuuuuuuuuu!! just smsed me gd luck for FatTest tmr im sure u will do well with ur new found tummy! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH what a sly :p

yeah taking ftt tmr ok i hope i pass. cant wait to start driving lessons leh! and eagle eye just now with sebas and kevin was quite retarded. should watch painted skin!

yesterday went benny and ian's church n ian said he bought expensive earphones and amplifiers. omg im sooo tempted to get a high end earphone! wah now i got so many things to buy.. comp, phone too! then went play pool with beho and shawn tan too. haha and that beho ah go and draw some gay picture on the white board with lots of flowers and hearts and write "caleb <3>

haha we still behave like little boys!

hidden meanings

omg i wasted another day of leave today! make me stay in camp even though the trainees officially pop-ed last night. and still got so many statements to settle. walaoeh cant they let me ord in peace damit? this shouldnt be nsf job la.

staff peh just bought an acer laptop this week. and im gonna get one too haha! but i think acer sucks leh cos i got use acer before and it always gives problems. although its cheap. asus!!!!!!!!! after much researching. the best ram and graphics card! errrr dunno bout the price tho hahah.

what am i gonna do after ord?!?!?! and should i apply law?? but for now, or tmr rather, im gonna finally play soccer again yay! and ftt trial test haha no kick la? i didnt study the last few pages of the book but really too lazy to go thru it now.

yeah, keep me guessing

I AM GONA WHINEEEE. im still pretty sore bout the fact that i have report back to camp tmr despite the fact that i have already applied leave for tmr. argh stupid army regulars. they seriously dont deserve their pay! all they do is sit in their office and read and send emails and complain about this and that and make everyone else do the shitwork. and even things like planning guard duty, cant they even do it right for once?! yes even though it is a pretty simple task which only happens once a month and they cant freaking plan it right.

and this other person in the same department as me, keeps pushing all the admin work to me. walao and the worst part is the past week all he does is book in, in the morning at almost 8, stay in the bunk the WHOLE DAY doing absolutely nothing! and everytime he sees me, he will remind me that he needs his document ready asap. seriously. wtf. driving me nuts. and the work is never ending. i finished typing his report for him, and i email to him, but NO. he wants me to email to the person in charge for him. and he doesnt even know the guy's name and wants me to find out! argh i dread going back tmr and facing all this shit again. NEVERMIND ENDURE 2 MORE WEEKS AND ITS OVER COME ON JUST BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

anyway the past 2 days ive been staying at home (again) teaching my sis erm polymerisation and what add barium nitrate if u see white ppt it means got sulphate anion or what shit. hahaha! and also watching gossip girl! i like! but the funny part is they are supposed to be 16/17 yr old teenagers! and they are like 200x more sophisticated than ordinary teenagers lol. and i like the way gossip girl goes "spotted: lonely boy bla bla caught making out.."

you know you love me.
xoxo,
flabby lebby!

weirdness, weirdness

i think im having self esteem issues haha. i think many ppl hate me. ok maybe not hate, just dont like me. cos im bitchy, backstabbing? anyway i dont have many friends. thank God for the few of them.

AND I WANT MY FRIDAY LEAVE BACK!!!