minute maid

yay just ran 8.5km with seb and reo!

http://nikeplus.nike.com/nikeplus/?l=runners,runs,214363046,runID,204009394

the sharp dip was due to the turning point at the fort road end. haha seb chiong damn fast during the first half la! met shawn poon along the way too. haha he damn fit one sia. then after we u-turned, we cruised back. and bitched about other runners along the way hahahah. i realise that i could have very well said the same things to myself lah ok :p but the running was fun ok seriously! next week again! before zoo run!

then we went subway for breakfast. my first time! ham and eggs with a minute maid lemonade. reo and seb had snapples. more reasons to smile! 12 cookies for $10.90 omg the advert is so in-your-face.

ok meeting benny and shawn later to get joel's presssent.

and me and reo had weird dreams last night. i dreamt of getting attacked by a swarm of bees. and reo dreamt he saw a praying mantis eating up a grasshopper. isit? haha something like that. eww insects! damn today a spider crawled on me at subway too.

you're my light

heh i have glittery skin cos im a vampire!

said goodbye to fawn at the airport. oh nooo heatwave in australia! i missed church gathering in the end. met benny for supper at macs. well he ate and i just sipped green tea haha. then we went to play pool. hehe we broke our healthy pact! he is damn happy about the pikachu sticker la hahahaha! we are such kids inside. yayyyyy!

alvin damn random keep saying my tshirt must pull and bear (bare) then he tried to lift up my shirt hahaha! and we saw alot of turbans and peiyu kept pinching me. and i was like blue! white! black! purple! ouchhhhh and i had bruises on my arm some more haha just like the chairlift song. and we weighed ourselves on the weighing scale WHICH WAS MEANT FOR LUGGAGES! and when i stood on it, rong went to put her leg on it and step lah walao! my heart nearly went into my mouth ok when i saw 103kg! when i stood on the weighing scale i was even more nervous then when i do my routine check on singtelshop.com for stock for the diamond la haha! everytime i go to the website i will like skip a few breaths! we ate at popeyes. ok i used to think the chicken there was damn special but now i feel its kinda just like kfc leh.. the only difference is the sides.

i got my new running earphones! hopefully they dont spoil so fast. i already spoilt 2 dammit.

ok need to get my orientation clothes, need to get joel tan's present. NEED TO RUN TMR MORNING! ok gd nite im so screwed. arghhhh pls lemme run at my own pace.

1 week to zoo run!

time to pretend

im at my wits end regarding esther's state of mind. first she stuffs all 3 kittens into my mailbox. and she screamed really loudly and banged on neighbours gates and cars and even hit everyone. why is this happening?? are the cats really causing all these problems? id hate to give them away though. heck, i shouldnt be blogging bout this anyway.

job interview went quite well i think! but i must go for some orientation course on sunday 6pm dressed in black pants, black belt, black shoes and socks. and it clashes with my tcc gathering dammit. i already agreed to go!

zack and mirri made a porno! omg its the most morally wrong show ive ever watched ok. it actually encourages ppl to film pornos?!?! and the storyline is erm typical best friends turned lovers. but its damn freakin funny! haha ok i guess u must be able to tahan all the expletives and r21 scenes though. i think star whores is damn funny LOOL!

and i watched this anime movie called appleseed which is awesome too!

met fawn and sebas at vivo for dinner. and peiyu and alvin and rong. at mussel muscle guys! hahah. yes it must be me :p why does everyone keep saying i look like a girl ah? and rong asked me not to run anymore! hahah how can i give it up! sebas has a mini 3rd boob too. and alvin wants to learn tennis. i want to learn too. bennny? remember our promise: next time we meet it musnt be in town, watch movie, play lan, or play pool. must do something sporty/healthy! oh ya reo im sorry i just told everyone about his swimming and buying trunks plan hahahah!

went to fawn's house to pick up the litter tray. thanks fawn! carried it home like delivery man hahah. and found the gate locked cos everyone went out for midnight movie. and i suay suay chose today to leave my house keys at home. sat outside for close to an hour, wondering where my kittens went. until i took out my in-ear earphones and heard meowing from the mailbox. uber wtf. haha rong says imagine what would the postman think if he opened it!

hahah sebas is getting a ring for his and rong's engagement.. onion ring!! can i give calamari rings too!

sigh its getting late. time to sleep. and dream of food and drool on pillow again hahah! peiyu said my eyes GLISTENED when she mentioned durian ice cream. noooo now my stomach still feels queasy!

and i gotta sleep on this: should i go for combined cell gathering tmr?

some pics of gay bimbo and hungry:

she said i love it
oh i love it when we touch

its happening

genius. now i have multiple teeth marks all over my arms. and its not because of fawn's hamster. its much worse. im pretty sure she bit with her maximum jawpower.

i think i can kiss my kitties goodbye.

must quit you

had mum's side reunion dinner today. why isit that all my relatives who see me all ask me why im so black suddenly! i thought ive always been this black! i mean its not like i suddenly picked up swimming or what mah. hahaha. caught up with nelson! and there were 3 dogs in the hdb flat we were in for the reunion dinner. and i think one of them was super horny or something and kept barking at ppl and even started humping another female dog hahahahah!

anyway i baked kueh bangkit today too! its absolutely fabulous! damn easy to make some more. ok actually not really. the kneading and rolling out and cutting the dough were quite troublesome. not like normal cookies just scoop out with a spoon and drop on the tray. but the ingredients are damn simple! and i think its one of the least sinful cny goodie really! and its melt-in-your-mouth pure goodness!! hehehheh.

benny offered to spend valentines with me! i thought what happen to him and trix sia. hahahah actually he was just kidding la. but its really our tradition to spend vday together last time. the single boys! actually it really doesnt feel like valentines is coming this yr. ah heck screw saint valetine or whatever his name is! now thanks to him single ppl have to suffer a day of misery while happy couples xoxo away. ok lah not that bad hahahah.

oh ya my grandma in malaysia has many many rabbits! i rmb sebas wanted to get one right hahah. some of the rabbits she has are so small they look like guinea pigs!

and the ramly there is really good im not exaggerating! omg egg wrapped patty with special sauce = best! all for RM5!

yay im gonna have driving lesson tmr! wah feels like quite a long time since i drove. i hope im not rusty already!

and if u look closely, u will see that my gong gong is wearing several wristbands. those like the livestrong kind. hahahah so happening right!

out of reach

tracing your outline in my sheets
painting your face on my pillow
faking going to sleep
so i can fake waking up to you

back from malaysia!

24 hr

peiyu is so sly! secretly tell her friends say i look like a girl omg!

alvin is so nice he say i slim down hahahah!

amanda's opinion of me sebas jason and kevin is damn funny also!

rong so evil first thing when she came to the resort say i fat! then after that say i skinny can see my shoulder bone or what. am i skinny or fat? hahaha yaaaa and she (and everyone else) laughed when she told us that ___ thinks im hot. isit serious or isit a joke. or serious joke!

ok im just writing alot of random stuff cos so many funny things happened today! i dunno why i even found benny's smses damn funny ok hahaha sorry i couldnt help it! and reo bought bananas for post workout refueling! hahaha so funny the 2 of us ate a banana each in the shower room after we showered! damn funny ok i cant imagine if someone walked in and saw us eating bananas.

err went new yr clothes shopping with reo and sebas at vivo. for reo. haha he had this black cardigan with horizontal white pinstripes. then we walked into topman and we saw a white tshirt with horizontal black pinstripes! and we saw a tshirt with the face of kermit the frog (i think thats his name right) haha so sebas! reo tried super skinnies hahahah. sebas wants one. i want suspenderssss hahah.

i havent been to sentosa in damn long! i didnt even know can take a train in la haha noobshit. i think the last time i went was with nine rollerblading lol. that was quite funny too. me and reo reached the chalet at ard 6 and we went to run around sentosa. for abt an hour. didnt take nike + with me but i guess it was around 10km? but it was damn relaxing and nice to run! the weather was perfect too. and nice to run along the beach too hahah though i nv see many hot babes, only old uncles and aunties playing tai tee or bridge or something like that. reo wanted to run topless la! haha but in the end we didnt cos he say no sun so no point. lol! peiyu said got many hot girls coming to the party and that i should run topless too hahah. i say yeah if i did that they would all run away.

the party involved alot of dunking ppl into the pool. almost everyone were wet. i think only we all from nine were the only dry ones hahah. even some girls kena thrown in also la! the food was ok. kevin took many pictures. including random pics of a lizard on the wall?!?! eww. hate those stuff and their wiggly tails. fawn's camera zoom is too ultimate already la they keep taking fat face pics of me and spy pics of random hot guys.

kevin says rv guys pwn sas guys. heh say whatever i still love sas! i guess we dont really care whether we are cool or not. we still have fun, in a different way haha! but i love ij girls and their uniform hahahah ok thats damn random. benny also :p

and its true i workout every day ok! just that my workouts are more focused on endurance training rather than body building la. and my body metabolism is damn slow ok im damn jealous of benny and how he can eat so much and not grow fat. and can grow taller instead some more! omg! i remember last time in sec sch he always spent $5+ during recess buying all finger food like 3 sticks of chicken nuggets and 3 sticks of seaweed chicken n stuff like that lol!!

but i imagine kevin would say chicken ok what all protein! hahahahahaha!

omg bak kwa is bad bad badddd! and pineapple tarts. and peanut cookies. but reese's are good haha! walao i so nice to my sis buy for her reese's then just now when i came back she give me problem again. somebody pls tell me to stop treating her so nicelyyyy. its a waste of time and effort.

aiyo tmr morning going in to malaysia already. malaysian side reunion dinner. and collect angpaos in ringgit dammit. crap i havent finished packing! ok better go!

million dollar smile

hahah lip my stockings is damn funny! japanese women are so errrrrrr.. ok. i suddenly remembered the million dooolar smile joke benny told me! we wanted to smile and say "our million dollar smiles will settle the bill" hahahah damn retarded.

moshi moshi

i just finished watching lost in translation. its a really old show but its really sweeet and nice! and the show takes place in japan! heh. scarlett johansson is like damn pretty too. and got the house bunny girl anna faris also calefare.

only if im damn tired

OK since fawn rong and kevin have done this personality quizzzzzz. i was damn curious (and bored) so i went to do it too. omg damn crappy ok! and the questions they ask are so weird i dunno how they can determine someone's personality from the kind of object u see on a ground?!?! anyway..

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
OMG this is damn retarded! rong says im gonna end up as a mamasan :( hahaha or papasan!

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
yeah. so dont mind me if i wear more weird clothes hahahah!

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.
realllyyyyy??

ok enoughhhh. im DAMN SAD OMGWTFBBQOMGOMGOMGOMOGMGG htc touch diamond is freakin sold outtttt!!! argh damn i shouldnt have went out today. i should have camped at home and kept refreshing my web browser hahahah no lifer. damit. my army phone is killing me already. so toot ok everytime i step inside a building, any building, even like the cathay, the reception bar will drop to one or zero! so toot then when i step out of the building then can receive all the smses which i was supposed to receive earlier. arghhh and dont think about any voice calls thru my phone for more than 30 seconds!

ok whine enough already. and this morning i was clearing my cat poop from the litter tray and i found out there were worms in the poop! yucks ewww! i dunno whether the worms were from inside their intestines or it appeared there after they shitted. but its damn urghhhhh. benny suddenly sms me at 11 plus, "wanna meet for lunch? 1pm!" hahaha i was shocked how come he book out so early! but that dumbass (lol kidding) forgot to bring his house keys out and he had to go to his mum's office to get the keys first hahah! so we met a little later at vivo. and did alot of (window) shopping. and i scouted for cool laptop sleeves too. the lamborghini one damn cool! and damn ex. benny had craving for hagen daazzzz. our total bill there is $40+ omg. but the belgian waffles were good! and i got reeses for my sisters cos they looove it haha. benny gave up on looking for his stuff and we went to l4d at the cathay. woohoo so long nv play already! blast some zombie ass man! but we died at hard mode at the finale hahah. had dinner at long john again. omggg deep fried foooodddd. hahah ok just for benny :p walked to cine to check out the apple shop but it was closed. but REVOLTAGE was open heheh! benny finally bought something! damn nice! we all went home happy!

should've never

changeling is a good show! its a nice change from all the bang bang action and comedy i've been watching too much recently. and not because of angelina jolie's sexy lips ok hahah! met sebas for dinner in town. omg sundown training schedule is O M G. 4 months is barely enough ok! but i will persevere! peiyu came too! haha japan sounds damn eggggciting man! bananas and old men omg. ok that sounded damn wrong, its not what u think it is! and we got sebas to try xs polo tee hahahah he says it leaves nothing to imagination.

had family photo shoot yesterday. the studio looked quite pro and stuff cos they had pictures of famous ppl all over like jolin tsai and utt and denise keller. haha i would have just bought their photos instead of my own lah! anyway i think for guys its quite bo hua cos all they do is put some gel on my hair and thats it. for my dad they only combed his hair cos they say if put styling products it will make him look balder hahah! for the ladies they helped them put makeup and they even trimmed esther's eyebrows. but esther was damn unhappy with her eyebrows lah! then she blackface throughout the entire photoshoot and kept spoiling all the photos. damn freakin irritating ok. i think the cameraman also pek chek with her already. although he kept trying to make her smile.

went to jurong point with my family after the photoshoot for dinner. wow they opened an entire new extension wing or something. and they had this new singtel hello shop there and i wanted to go get my phone but arghhhh esther eats soo slowly that it was already closed by the time we got there! aiya used to it already lah. she can take 1 hour to eat a bowl of yong tau fu so nothing new there.

took a train from boon lay to sembawang, where arthur picked me up in his car. haha he like chauffeur like that la go from place to place picking up everyone. after picking me, he went to get liang sheng and shawn tan some more. haha liang sheng was damn crazy. anyway met ian, kenneth yoong and shaun gan inside also. and suddenly the dj played zhu xing nian zhu xing nian the cny song!! damn random la hahah!

oh nooo i forsee myself having to do more housework tmr. ok but yay can meet benny at night!

the sound of music

staying at home while mum is not working = recipe for disaster. ok not that bad la. i just keep getting asked to do random things like clean the fans (in all the rooms). i cant even have my own private time! no not wanking u idiot! she just doesnt like seeing ppl sitting in front of the tv or computer while she is say cooking dinner or washing the clothes? sometimes it gets damn irritating cos she can be so lazy herself! like she can be dusting the top of a cabinet halfway and suddenly say "caleb u help me dust the top ok? im too short" errr if it was me i would have just grabbed a chair and stood on it. duh. what a lame excuse. i cant wait for her working hours to go back to normal man.

anyway i booked the flights to london today! heheh. me and arthur are flying on the new A380 singapore airlines! end of march till mid apr. wheeheee! the only thing im worried about is.. this means i m gonna have to take 2 1/2 weeks break from my marathon training!

angels and devils

don't go, don't leave me here
i am nothing without you

for some unknown reason i was super tired today. even though i slept 8 hrs i think, last night. kept napping! damn im really becoming a sloth. well at least i went swimming hah. monday is swim day! had driving lesson too. i can parallel park ok haha! but seems my test is still a long way ahead leh. at least 10 more lessons. and some more im going to uk end of march! ohmyyy. skyped with jason just now hahahah. he showed me how to dress for spring with a jumper and a scarf. and boxerssssz omg! and i was playing around with my webcam functions hahaha can put retarded backgrounds like underwater or behind prison bars!

and i decided im not giving up baking just yet! since chinese new yr is just round the corner..

and now that the uk trip is more or less confirmed, i MUST get a job and SAVE MONEY! no more spending $10 at arcades and stuff hahah no offense benny! ok shopping for clothes is not considered useless stuff :p and handphone!

pip boy

i just remembered gabriel's 21st bday yesterday!! omg im such an ass la. i didnt go cos i was out with benny some more. shooting dinosaurs and zombies in the arcade lol. oh nooo now so paiseh to talk to him. omggggg. but anyway thanks benny for hanging out with me till so late! tho he was supposed to meet trix. hope u like your new crossroads haha!

played soccer with church guys today! field soccer! actually now i kinda like field more than street soccer already haha. more space to run also! played against some vietnamese guys and won heh. actually i wasnt planning to go at first. i didnt even know about the game until grace got a lift home and all her cg members were in the car also. and eugene jio me go play! and i made small talk with daryl today hahahah im trying to be friendly ok! he says he is a technician in gedong now hahah and he does sm1. poor dude man. gedong is the army camp. ever.

my stomach keeps feeling weird the whole of today. argh i think this weekend i ate too much junk. must detox again haha!

sundown sundown sundown! listen to this: my sundown by jimmy eat world.

don't you just love it

ns is an ass. now benny is suffering from extreme low morale. i understand. and there is nothing to look forward to! when we wake up, we are already looking forward to the end of the day. start exercise, look forward to going back to bunk. book in on sunday night, hoping the week will pass quickly and the next weekend comes immediately. and even on the weekends, i know its almost impossible to really let loose and enjoy yourself.

its also changed our character quite abit. for better and worse. ok we both agree our church lives has gone totally down the drain. and i dont think its only us. probably 99% of christian guys backslide in the army. and benny says all the advice ppl give to guys who are about to enter ns are all bullcrap. all the "u must learn to take everything positively" and "make sure you lay down your principles and stick to them" kinda stuff. he says next time if he is asked for advice, he will just say "go in, and hope to make it out in one piece" or something like that. urggg actually i dont really feel like blogging bout ns anymore lol. cheer up benny im always here for u! and im not a mushroom!

went to novena today to collect the zoo run race pack. had lunch with seb and benny at a foodcourt there! hahaha sebas whines about food court again. ok normal. so long havent been to novena! it used to be one of our fav hangouts last time! me benny and jason. why? cos jason's house is just a stone's throw away. hahaha what an ass! always damn convenient for him lol. went off with benny to city hall cos benny was in a SHOPPING mood haha! cny period leh. and he wanted to go springfield. i say: springfield for cny clothes cos cny always links with spring. errrrrr. i hear crows squawking outside suddenly. and went to get his earphones from the adelphi. and we decided to venture into peninsula shopping centre and were uber disappointed. inside got freakin alot of m__s! springfield still doesnt have xs for the madarin collar shirt! saddd. we were so sad and we needed some comfort food (lol) and we went to get donuts from jco. hahahah. and if that wasnt enough, we went for ice kacang. walaoeh i gg already la i think i must run from my house to jb this time! wanted to go bowling but full house! hahahah i even had my camera ready la dammit. we spent $10 at the arcade some more. playing house of the dead, jurassic park and world combat. hahaha we are hopeless at shooter games seriously. walked to the cathay cos benny didnt mind watching yes man again with me! but dun have :( but the gramaphone store there had a warehouse sale and we spent quite some time there hunting for good dvd buys haha. in the end i watched red cliff again with him at ps. didnt know so many versions of monopoly existed! even got a cat lovers edition hahaha. and american idol.

sebas wants to join adidas sundown marathon. ohmyyyy i can never imagine running a full marathon! but i wanna complete one once in my lifetime. achievement! benny wants to try triathlon la omg!

we'll see who lasts longer. not talking bout marathons here.

the day you fell apart

the crazy things i do! running to holland drive was quite an experience! 14.75km, 1 hr 32 min. quite slow but nvm, anyway it included alot of traffic light waiting time and lots of uphills and downhills and climbing overhead bridges (omg thats the ultimate killer).

dont need to think so much, just do it!

ok it all started something like when i was joking to rong "i run to your place la". on msn. hahaha i think she took it seriously! then i said i was joking only. and she said "chey cheat my feelings" (haha i suddenly thought of the man tou and char siew pau joke, ok random). then i think think think for awhile, AND DECIDED TO DO THIS CRAZY THING HAHAHA. so i grabbed my ipod and ezlink card (to take bus home haha i think i will die if i ran back home) and a sports towel and my handphone. and thumbdrive. and put the card n thumbdrive in my secret ass pocket hahahahaha! and gogogo! then damn funny everytime i hit a traffic light with a red man, i will type a few lines in my handphone and the green man will appear before i finish typing! so i took like 2 or 3 traffic lights to type one sms hahaha. ON THE ROADS ALREADY! went from macpherson road to upper serangoon road, passed boon keng, farrer park and little india mrt. then turned into bukit timah rd. which was one freakin long stretch of road. but got some angmoh joggers along the way who were quite friendly. as in they smiled and like gave the thumbs up at me haha. and the newton circus area was confusing cos i didnt know how to get across the roundabout safely!

ok bla bla im sure nobody is interested in the route anyway. so, i reached holland in one piece. yay! rong came down with 100 plus and a full water bottle and i finished everything hahah. like a camel. camels with 3 boobs lah ok. hahaha the ikea stuffed toy! yay got hair rejuvenating cream! finally i can swish my hair! like f4 vaness wu. EWWWW i take that back.

ramly burgers are soooooooooo irresistible!

anyway i took the train home from buona vista. in my same attire haha. i think i stinked the whole train. ok no i was just exaggerating. i hope. i dunno. shit. why. am. i. typing. like. that. hahahh! took a quick shower when i reached home before rushing to toapayoh to meet benneh!

we had pastamania for dinner again. (lucky not long johns again hahaha i know its his favourite :p) and we ate damn alot la! i felt damn bloated for hours after that. damn shouldnt have ordered creamy pasta. and we shared a 10" hawaiian pizza on top of our individual pastas. GG man. RUN FOR WHAT. hahahahah i think this is even more sinful than rong's jueeeeee kway and carrot cake after her run. actually we were just looking for a way to chill and past time and talk cock. and the perfect answer was to play pool. but no pool table available! so.. we went to left 4 dead! haha. called beho and shawn out and we went to play. and even had tau huey supper after playing. finally, the authentic rochor beancurd! which didnt taste very spectacular to be honest. i still like N&B!

novena novena tmr!

love,
i won't break your heart
it's a long way down from here
everytime you fall and break apart,
i will pick you up again

with your head up high,
would you try,
try to place your feet back on the ground
i found that its easier to hide,
in the cold alone,
an arrival since the day you fell apart
oh but honey i'm alive

love,
i won't break your heart
cause i've seen this all before
you're a fire that grows from just a spark,
and then walks right out the door

crying on the phone,
when you said you were alone
i am gonna stay,
though your friends have gone away
all the secrets that we have,
only keep the worlds alive
but you've got something left to give,
if you'd only learn to live

with your head up high,
would you try,
cause you're the only one to pull me through,
its true
and it seems a waste of time,
to grow old alone,
we've been dying since the day we fell apart,
oh honey i'm still alive, i'm still alive

my number 1 emo nights song, by the new frontiers.

the pupil in denial

hehe bimbo and hungry are like bestest buds now! i always see them playing together and biting each other's ears and jumping on each other chasing each other's tail its sooo funny! and they always sleep together hahah! and i remember seeing them hug each other to sleep sometimes serious! so cute (and queer)! and chuck is always like a loner. and for some reason yesterday dumbass went crazy and started growling at all 3 kittens everytime she sees them. and she even scratched chuck. not pounce on her or anything, just swing her paws at it and growl. must be post pregnancy syndrome haha. now ok already. but her tummy seems to be getting bigger again omgzz i cant look after anymore! speaking of which my neighbour keeps feeding my cats with her own stuff. like her leftover rice. she just places the food in front of my gate openly. and i dont really like it when passersby walk past my house and see the kittens jumping around in the frontyard, then stop and do the "meow meow" thing. haha damn retarded!

and omg yesterday is dot dot dot. i went cycling at ecp. with. esther. she was ok most of the time, but her mood swings damn suddenly ok. she even scolded a hawker stall owner cos the signboard says black/white carrot cake and she wanted black but the guy says he doesnt sell black anymore. then she made a big fuss out of it and even insisted she saw a bottle of dark soy sauce in his stall so why couldnt he do a black carrot cake! omg damn spasticcccccc. i was damn embarrassed ok. we went to another stall which sold black carrot cake and she ordered her stuff and she threw her coins into the guy's hands. what kind of f-ing attitude. and she keeps insisting she told the uncle not to add chili but he added anyway. but i didnt hear her say anything. I AM NOT BRINGING HER OUT AGAIN. EVER. chweeeee she didnt even trust me when i told her it was the bus stop to alight. along marine parade road. so we sat the bus all the way to the last stop and ended up behind victoria sch. and walked a long way.

anywayyyyyy college is the number 1 retarded show of the year. oh wait the year just began hahah. it is so retarded and crappy i think it deserves a negative rating! i think pay money just to see alot of boobs and man boobs and lesbian action hahah. caught it with arthur last night. and he got his new earphones with 1 year warranty but on the way home he told me it sucks and he was gonna change it today hahahaha! and he found a $1198 deal for 2 way flight to londonzxzxzxzxz! looks like i might going after all! singapore airlines some more!

what's the story, behind that devious smile!

i just found out im right brained!

and esther is acting weird again. and she caged the kittens again. which is really pissing but i will not blog about her anymore. or i might have to rename my blog flabbylebby'ssister.

i didnt get oranges job after all :( they say they dont need ppl already. dang! now i must go job hunting. i saw in today's classified ads that malcolm's dad's restaurant is looking for part time waiters hahahah. but it will probably be weird working hours and travelling there is quite a hassle. or i can do those "looking for ppl to slim down in 5 weeks" kind of offer lol.

kevin's craving for ice cream and yoghurt is omggggg. we shared one pint of b&j's new york super fudge chunk. omg 1 pint AGAIN can u believe it! i think its the result of skipping meals too much la. really. honestly. the more u starve yourself, the more your body will crave sugary and fatty stuff cos it needs energy! trust me, ive been there before haha. dont skip meals and dont starve yourself!

had dinner at zion's hawker centre with fawn reo sebas and kevin. haha hawker centre! i think its the only hawker sebas allows himself to go to. ok zion and adam road. thats all i think.

before that we were slacking at sebas' place. watched tennis on tv for awhile and sebas keeps saying serena williams is damn oily hahaa! cos put too much body butter hahaha! her arms are bigger than my face!

and before that i hit the gym with sebas and reo. worked until my arms nearly dropped out of their sockets la haha!

okay driving tmr morning. for sure no mistake this time haha! oh yea i just remembered! during my previous lesson on tues night, i was damn careless and nearly caused an accident. i was moving at 20km/h and instructor asked me to shift up to gear 2. and i jammed down my RIGHT leg which was on the brake pedal instead of left leg on the clutch. lucky no car behinddddd. kena scolding bad bad.

and it suddenly occured to me esther's behaviour might be some form of spiritual attack. on her and on my whole family. okkk sounds weird and stuff but really! i know such things do happen.

if something could change your mind

are you contented with simply following the trends?

okay some health tips for weight loss! number 1, drink lots of water. simple as that. water has kosong calories, keeps you feeling full and its required for fat metabolism! number 2, have breakfast within 30min of waking up! this may come as a surprise, but its important breakfast signals to your body to start revving up its metabolism for the day. number 3, HAVE FRUIT LOOPS AND HONEY STARS WITH MILK FOR BREAKFAST!!! hahah okay number 3 was just retarded. but i love fruit loops!

stupid me woke up at 730 this morning and cursing at my alarm clock which was supposed to go off at 715. i must have pressed it in my sleep again. and i thought i was damn lucky to have woken up by myself without anymore alarms ringing. quickly had breakfast and changed and rushed off to ubi driving centre. reached the usual waiting area a little late, around 3min late? didnt see the car there so i thought of calling the mr ong. BUT, i dunno why i took out my lesson booking card and realised it said 9pm. HAHAHAH kena jack again. what a dumbasssss.

spent a large portion of the afternoon talking to esther about her poly choices. phew finally she had some sense knocked into her and she is gonna apply for whatever poly courses are available to her. but she still wants to retake her english.

heheh gossip girl is out! i feel like a piece of shit doing random stuff at home. likeeee.. taking pictures of bimbo AGAIN hahahah!

HAHAHA still my favourite!!

street map

you're gonna be swept off your feet

swam today in my new trunks and goggles! i think its made me faster. REEEALLY. must be the less drag and water resistance stuff. or maybe i just became fitter hahah :p

met fawn then seb and kev for durian ccf after swimming. oh myyy why doesnt anywhere sell the freakin phone! and i see it costs 488 in hello! anyway yes the ccf was damn tempting ok but i fought hard to resist the temptation. for the sake of my dear ulcer. yes its finally closing up! walked all the way to raffles city from there to meet shane. saw charmaine on the way at smu hahah. and rong's friend diana at raffles. shane is damn funny la keep complaining hungry and tired even though he did nothing other than playing computer for 4 hours straight in the afternoon! what a sloth. ok im becoming a sloth too. i keep sleeping till 12 plus nowadays! argh. anyway arthur came and we caught red cliff 2. okay its a pretty witty show. and arthur likes the chiling lin person alot alot lol! everytime she appear on screen he will kick my leg la. and arthur asked me to work with him selling oranges at rangoon road for this chinese new yr period! heheh i think it will be fun! prolly starting on wed. omg i cant believe itttt! aunty killer hahah.

okay driving lesson tmrrrr morng 830 again.

and esther got her results today too. and she keeps insisting she wants to retake her o's this year. damn stubborn la. just to go to a jc. i dont understand why she cant accept going to a poly. i mean seriously its good enough she gets offered places in the poly ok, not that im trying to be mean or anything. i dont even know why i waste so much time talking to her. nothing i say even enters her head. she just shuts them out with her infamous NO. and she thinks my dad has unlimited money la can keep sponsoring her education.

and benny my hunny is back! yeaaaaaa!

must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea

studies firsttttt LOL. okay we are going for the SAFARI ZOO RUN 2009!!!!!!!! soooo eggciting! sorry kevin i dunno y my dads credit card failed 2nd time but u must sign up next week ok! i think u better print out the parents/guardian indemnity form and fill it up first before we go to novena square next week. if not kena jack.

whoooo ok more exciting stuff happened today with esther. shes very weird la actually lots of stuff happened since the last time i blogged. but i kinda got over it and sometimes i can still talk to her normally. but she can suddenly mood swing one lor damn scary! sebas says maybe she has bipolar disorder. must drug her and bring her to imh to check! today i was at heartland mall with my family, and esther went to the toilet. the rest of us went inside world of sports and soon, she called me to find out where we were.

esther: "where are u all?"
me: "world of sports"
esther: "NO. YOU ARE NOT AT WORLD OF SPORTS."
me: "yes i am at world of sports la. why would i not know where i am omg.." (in my head i could see the words DUMBASS scrolling across the bottom of my brain monitor)
esther: "DONT BLUFF. I AM LOOKING INTO WORLD OF SPORTS NOW AND I DONT SEE YOU. U LIAR U ARE DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT."
me: "errr hello why would i bluff you? and i am really inside world of sports at the corner so can u come in and find us"
esther: "I DONT BELIEVE YOU. YOU ARE DOWNSTAIRS."
me: "fine whatever ya im downstairs." *hang up phone* (i wish i could put my hand through the phone and strangle her at the other enddddd)

OMG right how can you argue with someone who insists that you are lying about where u are! omg there is simply no way of talking reason with this person. same thing happened this morning. she took my dad's house keys by mistake and kept them in her jeans pocket. soon my dad couldnt find his keys and started searching around. and i knew esther was the last one who closed the door so i said i asked esther whether she had seen it. and i asked her to check her pocket. and she says "NO. I DIDNT TAKE IT." ok to cut long story short, after several hours she decided to reach inside her pocket on her own and realised its my dads key.

the most roll-eye incident happened yesterday. she was questioning each and every member of my family what time we woke up and what we did at what time in the morning cos she couldnt find her book. (duhhh whats new, shes damn forgetful and keeps misplacing things and keeps blaming everyone for it but i digress) ok i told her i woke up at 730 to go for driving. she says "NO. YOU DIDNT WAKE UP AT 730, LIAR" wtf i mean seriously who knows this better?!?! of course me, myself cos im the one who woke myself up right dumbassssssssssss. and she kept going on and on senselessly like if i woke up so early why didnt i go swimming. (i dont see any link there anyway -_-) i even had to show her my driving record card just to prove my point la omg. i was even prepared to hear something like "dont lie! that card is written by yourself to bluff me right!" lucky she finally believed me. BUT she went on to accuse my mum of waking up at 920 when my mum clearly said she woke at 9am. ok i shall stop here.

helppppp i dont think anyone can imagine what im going through unless you actually live in this house of mine for even a day. sure will kena something one. sure she will accuse u of something like stealing her handphone when its actually her who put her phone under her chair. zzzzzzzzzzzzzze.

this is totally going against what we studied at cell yesterday!

didnt go for youth service today arghhh. i pressed my alarm in my sleep la! then didnt wake up in time. went for 11am service instead. lunch at kovan hawker which has not bad stufffs. lots of long queues! and there was this auntie who shared our table and kept going on and on in some dialect which i didnt understand. my dad said she was whining about prices increasing and stuff. and she kept spitting stuff like prawn tails onto the floor as she was eating. walaoeh! anyway kovan sells selegie soya bean too! haha i finally got to try it. i got the "michael jackson".

met kevin and fawn at holland at 630. and the original meeting time was supposed to be 6 haha. kevin wore neon green tshirt loly. and i wore imitation threadless tshirt hahah. had some not bad nasi lemak. sebas came. went to cold rock and me and kevin shared a dark choc + 2 ferreros. lol kevin is obsessed with calorie counting la! damn funny cos inside cold rock there was this sign which shows like nutritional info of the icecream and the part TOTAL FAT = WHO CARES ?!?!!?! and sebas was marking his students summary writing. omg damn funnnnnyyyy! ok fawn i also cant really remember most of the funny stuff! only the LOVE, PEGGIE <3 really stuck in my head! hahahah. and sebas made very clear his resentment for ordinary folk who live in hdb, eat in hawker centres, and he says he is never ever taking public bus again. seems he is destined for the high society la. leave ordinary folk like me to dieeeeeeeee! we went to haagen daaz to tar pau one pint of choc hazelnut which was nt bad. kevin anyhow tear open the lid so it couldnt be closed back and we had to finish it. lollll kevin is damn funny he even counts how many seconds interval in between each of our scoops! i met my ex trainee david too. hahah he said omg im sooo gay im not supposed to have long hair! damn random.

anyway im damn happy i got new swimming trunks and goggles! im going to swim tmr! and we are meeting for durian ccf tmr. but im cant eattttt got ulcer and im very heaty now later i get fever again hahahah! arthur wants me to watch red cliff with him too hahah il just read subtitles laaa.

fall

esther just pissed me off real bad again. cheeseboy now i have a sore throat from shouting at her la. on top of one huge ulcer in my mouth. i think im really burning up. this afternoon she accused my mum of hiding her jeans cos she couldnt find it. and in the end she found it in a pile of junk at her table. seriously she is damn messy. wth just one month after i got my laptop and she started hogging the pc, the table and the area around the pc has become part of her pigsty, with rubbish everywhere and even sometimes banana skins. wtfomgbbq! ok back to topic. and even after she found her jeans, she accused my mum of purposely hiding the jeans inside her pile of junk. ok part 2. she has misplaced her set of house keys for some time. and suddenly i dunno how she thinks my dad stole her keys (for what reason i cant imagine anyway). so last night before she went to bed, she went to steal my dad's card holder which contains his ezlink card. and apparently this morning my dad was frantically searching for it but he was nice enough not to wake anyone up to ask. and only at night after he got home, she told him that she had his ezlink card and wanted her keys back in exchange for it. omg i cant stand that freakin childish spoilt brat sister of mine okay. anyway, she checked her bag again and found the keys inside. guess what, now she thinks my dad stole the keys and only just put them back in her bag. okayyyy part 3: when i reached home at night just now, i saw my kittens all sitting on the fence between my house and the neighbour's. so i just went over to pet them before heading inside the house. and wtf, esther accuses me of putting the kittens there. and she claims she saw me doing it. double wtf. is she on crack and hallucinating??! and even if i did, what is wrong with putting them up there, i asked her. she says i want to give the kittens to the neighbour. OMG MY SISTER IS OUT OF HER MIND!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. self-centred bitchslutwhore. maybe she's stressed about her exam results. but i dont deserve this at all! and neither do any of my family members.

okay now that ive let off some steam. i wanna blog bout todays wedding dinner and yesterday's ugly olio hehehe! and oh ya in my previous post i was bloggin halfway also! but i gotta sleep now. got driving tmr at 830. hehe!

and i must really get my swimming trunks by this weekend! i dont wanna have to go around with semi-transparent trunkssss!

need a job need a job!

refuse to rest assured

hahaha im crazy. i woke up at like 930! i think i will KO in the middle of the day but that will be another story for another time. as long as not at night cos i got another driving lesson tonight! hehe!

ok yesterday met ian and sherlynn for coffee at starbucks. jason treated me a java chip haha (with whipped cream omg! ok so random). they talked quite abit about relationships and stuff. okay ian being the experienced one haha. ok crap i shouldnt blog about this here its too sensitive! i just deleted one paragraph of crap i wrote :p then ren popped by! hahah jason's equivalent for "u've become prettier" is "you've lost weight" hahahah. and ian was like "lose weight doesnt mean become prettier ok! i (ian) am now bordering 49-50kg!" zomgggg featherweight! and herng liang popped by for awhile too. haha that guy has really changed alot man! im quite happy for him. serving quite alot in church, like he has found his purpose in life, while im still here wasting mine away. anyway the herng liang and joel malcolm gang like to tease jason "wahhh mr popular ahh go anywhere in sch last time got fan club follow around one" hahahah. and even ian also say "caleb also la 1st 3 months everyone knows who siaa" and im like "huhh only 1st 3 months ah, i wonder what happened to me after that. saddddd" hahahahah! anyway after we left starbucks we walked around lucky plaza looking for gifts with jason for his uk friends. hahaha and he got like a lot of I <3 SINGAPORE tshirts from giordano its hilarious! he's gonna take a pic of everyone there wearing it to lecture omg its gonna be damn funny! and we got couple clothes too hahaha.

had prata for dinner with the sas guys somewhere in thomson. lol arthur kept going on about me and casuarina. and liang sheng added on lentor! hahaha! we went joel's house for awhile. and watched kallang roar the movie there lol. its damn funny la esp the way they film the soccer game. like the actors cant even play soccer! and karthi had a 3 second appearance in the film!!! with line some more. he was a supporter in the stadium who shouted "referee kayu la balek kampong la!" and they came to my place while jason packed his stuff and wenhsin came and picked him up from my place. so there were like 2 cars driving to the airport. and the guys are crazy!! seriously. omg. at the traffic light they would run out of the car and pull up our windscreen wipers so it was standing up like beetles antenna. crazy shit! then jason would run out of our car and go and pull theirs! omggggg.

farewell at airport. polaroids and fisheyes and revelation of toilet squatting habbits hahahah!

mambo mambo ok crap i gotta rush off now for uglio olio!

last christmas i gave you my heart

i love jason. honestly deep deep. thanks for all the fun times. (and sharing emo nights too) i really wouldnt be who i am today without jason. for better or for worse, haha. ok kidding! somehow things are different with him around. ok minus the following parts:

• my bedroom is much MUCH neater now
• i dont have to sleep with freezing aircon
• i dont have to force tau huey down my throat every so often

hahaha ok i was just being funny there. of course i dont mind at all!

omg, boxers rock! and i have to wake up in like less than 4 hours! but im still damn awake now. oh myyy the sky is getting brighter by the minute. and i just ate the brownie from rong awhile ago it is seriously awesome 100% i need moreeee. ok maybe thats why im still awake. chocolate high! fawn's sugar cookies were great too! like totally comfort food to the max just when i needed it!

urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (no not cos of cookies or brownies)

don't make me say it out loud

yay fever is gone! i can take on the world now hahaha! okay yesterday i was being a homeboy again. other than going for DRIVING LESSON in the morning!! i tried my best to learn ok despite my pounding head. after that, went back home and slept all the wayyyyy. woke up for lunch then slept again. haha what a pig! ok i decided to stop being so piggy so i went for a slow jog too. and i felt much better after that! haha running does wonders.

anyways jason is flying back tonight. ok he is still sleeping now haha. anyway he is meeting joel and gang for dinner i think, and he asked me to join them. so i guess after that we are gonna come home, get his stuff and wen hsin will be picking him to airport. maybe i can tag along? hahah. arthur randomly asked me to go mambo after sending jason off too!

im hungryyyy. haha oh ya this morning i woke up and found my 3 kittens upstairs! bimbo was in the toilet, and hungry and chuck were jumping around the staircase.

this world fair! i cant find their album anywhere!

smothered

drained. fever is creeping up on me. slowly but surely. gotta be due to the lack of sleep + unhealthy eating + extreme cold aircon and weather lol. i have this extreme low tolerance to cold which is kinda irritating. like damn not man like that right but what to do? been feeling lethargic the whole day and havent felt this crappy in a long time.

at least something to look forward to, driving tmr at 830! which means i gotta sleep like now! the instructor called me this morning to cancel today's lesson cos he was sending his car to servicing. what a spoiler lor! crashed back on my bed till around 1. went swimming later in the afternoon in the drizzle before meeting nine at somerset for durian ccf! and i confirmed there is no marc ecko at taka dammit! oh wells. i need new swimming trunks cos my current ones are becoming uber transparent and thin due to the wear and tear. hahaha.

pictionary at tea party was pretty fun! i feel like i didnt enjoy myself to the max cos i wasnt feeling to well though. sorry to all my partners hahaha im the worst drawer! they ate alot of chicken bits and calamari rings too hahaha!

and we have new members to the "face the wall while using a squat pan" club!! hahaha! and kevin joined the wipe ass from the front club! but sebas doesnt look at his toilet paper after wiping lol! peiyu got her new gaydar hahahah and it kept beeping at me wth! PONYO next time flash the gaydar at weird ah bangs who try to harass u! rong wore her "hat for cool ppl" and sebas had his ATP tshirt on. hahaha so teacher-ish. and i had my cap hair cos i came straight from the swimming pool.

just now stef and kellyn came to my house to pick jason up. and jason decided to show them my kittens. hahaha i havent played with my kittens in such a long time! oh man i must really give dumbass a new name or il end up being the joke! hahaha ok good nightssss. good luck to jason's hair :p

hard to live in the city

:( little time left with jason.

spent alot of time today sitting at starbucks talking bout SHIT. literally. hahaha! discussing like which way we should squat on the squat pan, facing the door or the wall. and do u wipe ur ass upwards or downwards? or do u look and check the toilet paper after wiping ur ass? hahaha all this retarded stuffsss. lucky they nv ask who ate shit before :p i was at comcentre looking at the mwg zinc phone. its really huge and i dont like having such a big bulge in my pocket leh. though the qwerty keypad is really tempting. then jason called me over to join him and his drama friend rachel at wisma. haha so i walked all the way over. arthur malcolm and nick came too. then rachel called her friend mindy too, who happened to be nick's band junior. so it was one big gang of ppl which was quite funny! yes talking about shittttt.

i couldnt keep awake in church today. and they had lord's supper some more. i was like dozing off while holding the cup of grape juice in my hand! lucky nv spill on myself. arghhhh damn shag now. i think my eye bags are drooping to the ground already i need garnier!

YAY 11am tmr drrrriivvving!

rabbit rabbit

shake it, shh shake it

ip man was not bad! i think its really quite a guy kinda thing. yeah the action was awesome! bedtimes stories was alright. wow 2 movies in a day! zzz im tired. and i just got back home. after supper at the prata house omg. spent nearly the whole day at vivo today! which was fun fun fun! and i havent been there in ages seriously. sebas shopped till he dropped. and he made fun of my playlist what an ass! whatever. kevin is becoming anorexic la keep trying to skip lunch lol. fawn's new camera is damn sly! got 10x zoom perfect for spying la. we spied some random uncle's 4d ticket hahahahah. rong's polaroid is damn coooooooooooooooooooooooooool! shake it sh shake it shake it like a polaroid peekture. heyyyyyy yaaaaaa! and peiyu is ponyo on a cliff by the sea! thanks for the encouraging sms peiyu i will try my best to be a nice brother! and ya though my kittens are still caged up now, they seem to have become used to being kept in the cage thingy every night. they didnt whine and whine today when i got home! and dumbass seems ok with hungry already yay! i bought those cat wipes thingy too so i can bring them into the house after giving them a good wipe haha. its supposed to be as good as a bath, and prevents allergies and stuff. aiyo another hole in my pocket :( sebas says the opposite of synonymous is anonymous hahaha. met the batam boys after dinner at holland. and heard about ahem ahem from jason hahah. quite shiok actually hahahaha. AND WE HAD THIS ACT GAY THING which was HILARIOUS AND EMBARRASSING OMG. jason and his stupid idea la! ask me and arthur to hold his hands and walk around bugis and the first person to let go is a pussy. and then the 3 of us were like, "oh we need to go toilet". SO HOW!!?!?!?!? go figure. and jason was in the center, so he didnt have any free hands. ZOMGGGGGOGZZZGZGZ this is so weirddddddd.

crap i am gonna go sleep now and not think about it hahaha. how am i gonna wake up for church man. anyway i think i might get my new phone soon yeay i just checked the singtelshop got stock again! GREAT!!

i dont wanna be
your favourite enemy
not when i can be loving you, alright
why cant it be?
no two people feel
the same way at the same time

my favourite song nowww! heyy sebas mocked my playlist today! rarrrr. emo nightssssszz lol im starting to accept it. crap what am i saying.