colonel's original pressure cooker

BA ZHANGGGG!!

was supposed to eat kuishin bo with peiyu n kevin just now but ended up eating another jap restaurant! and i forgot the name! cos the kuishin bo queue too long. ahaha ok next time we go with everyone there! then we went shopppppeng! hehehe kevin got phobia of ahbunehnehs. and peiyu got phobia of, well, spartan-looking sandals hahah! we forced her to try a blouse n shorts at polo ralph lauren. and she was sooo happy the salesgirl picked the smallest size for her to try. hahaha! and later we went to chill at starbucks and we found out that.. her whole family is as queeeer as her!! hahaha "are u in space? dont eat the rainbow!" HAHAHAH hilarious!! oh ya and kevin is queer boy he was deciding whether or not to buy this cardigan thingy from polo and he kept rubbing it against his nose as he was deciding!! hahaha lucky he bought it in the end man. i cant imagine the poor person who is gonna wear that after him if he didnt buy it :p

made of honour next week!

and i wanna go buy my asics shoeee already cant wait!

shit man if only i dun have to go back tmr morning for stupid guard duty. hope i can take leave this friday too hehe! if can then that would be great! i wanna go swimming again leh it makes me feel gooooooood :)

have a kit kat!

shit man this blog is gonna be the death of me. i should create a secret one like imacooldude_88.blogspot eh?? damit.

sigh its been a pretty tiring week and i just realised ive gotten myself into more shit this time. and its gonna affect my near future. haha rong is right man im such a beeeech.

anyways, got a day off tmr! so you should like chill out and dont take stuff too seriously all the time man. life is one big joke ANYWAY.

It's one hundred and nine degrees in this crowded room
No room to breathe with walls as cold as a gallery
This is no place for me
Such hard faces in smoke
The smell lingers in my clothes
It's a bad night to be alone
But that's the way it goes

im a blog stalker :p but im not the only one :PPP

scallop: joke of the year

chenchenchenchenchennnnnnn! with his all new accent! and he cant speak chinese for nuts! at la mian xiao long bao he had to keep pointing at the menu to order mannnn. and we spent a LARGE percentage of our time at tea party reading stupid magazines, MAXIM and CLEO. hahahah got one how to score a girl on first date or something one. "if you are caught looking at other girls, just say u are trying to imagine how wonderful ur date would look in that dress the other girl is wearing" what a bullshit sure no more second date man.

sebas saw his amazing crazyfroglegs facebook account!! yeay! gotta add favourite movies: WHITE CHICKS! (which my sis was watching on axn just now hehe) rong says she bet sebas bluffed that he was tired just now so he could rush home to catch the show on tv.

kevin kept trying to break record on the WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BRAIN on facebook. walao its a freakin stupid game ok for brainless ppl who got something to prove :p OK i just suck at it alright!

and i finally passed out from armour platoon sergeant course! er had a mini cert presentation today, and its like sooooo unimportant that almost NO guests turned up. hah even the guest-of-honour last min pang seh us sia. damn sad. and i had to emcee the event. and my tcc course commander was there. the one who always call me scallop that one. when reach the part i had to read out all the trainees names one by one for them come forward to collect cert, then when i read my own name, he start laughing la omg then everyone laughed!! chweeeeee!

haha but the fellow trainees are real funny ppl man. got this patrick siah who is a total joker. go outfield always kena caught sitting on the ground playing with stones! and ronn whose english cannot make it. "I NO PROUD!" and keeps saying he wanna revocate to commandos hahahah! and sanjeev the xiao hei.

new batch of trainees coming next tues leh. and i just got informed that next batch the course duration cut short by alot! ends in august i think? wah then what are we instructors gonna do from then till ord date? ism said he wanna send us to unit omg! pls no pls no pls no.

alright malaysia tmr man. there goes my long weekend..

DS = damn suck

or DS = damn screwed.

and me benny and rong saw a saleslady with her name tag "I M BONG" today!!!!! and we started laughing like right in front of her!! and me and benny kept going behing random ppl and doing the "blblblblblblbl" sound from charlie part 2. and they will turn around and give us weird look!

soccer with beho and shawn tan this morning.. and we got chased outta the court by a bunch of kiddies! seriously. omg so paiseh la. we started playing at 1130, and stanley said he booked the court till 230. BUT i think something cocked up and actually he only booked till 1230. and the kids arrived at 1230 and even took out their booking receipt to chase us away la!! kena pwned! then we went to below some hdb flats and just played at their badminton court and basketball courts. and there were "no soccer" signs directly in front of the courts la but we just blatantly defied government orders hahaha. beho damn funny la!

and he drove us to toa payoh for lunch after that. haha that faggot has ahem pro driving skills man! everytime park his car super close to one and damn far away to the other. ok i dunno the difficulties so i should stop here hah.

went benny's church. late. got this cute girl who was telling us a story she wrote for her school essay writing or smth. damn funny la!

then went town to meet rong rong lee who was spy-ing rat faced guys at starbucks again heheh. and went to get mothers day gift. brought benny to see NIPPIES at topshop ahahhahaha! they have the weirdest stuff man. lucky i nv go and buy kinky pyjamas for mum sia HAHA!

after i got the bag for mum, i wanted to get a card from Kalm's. and i dunno why i said "let's go find KALM" and it sounded damn wrong. hahah! but end up they closed shop when we reached there.

rong went off and i went to tp with benny. deja vu man going there the 2nd time in a day. played pool and hahaha benny restarted his career! i think i lost 5 flat.

ps course this week was quite slack. 1st 2 days of lectures was super boringgggg i tell u. didnt absorb anything. then wed-fri we had outfields in the afternoons to practice something like platoon tactics. and i really dunno what was going on man. and warrant loh keeps calling me scallop wth! and someone said he wanted to take me to geylang to see see look look cos i look too innocent. hah right.

had nights off on thurs i think. and we met PENG at lot 1 shopping mall. and he kept going on and on bout his india exercise. seriously motormouth man. no chance for anyone else to talk leh. like man we're not wearing uniform can we pls talk bout non-military stuff??

and i spied someone's facebook listed as no longer in a relationship heehee! not that i care much anyway :p but its gd for her la. or maybe information not accurate. whatever it is, dont worry im not acting on anything! SEE YA BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBL BUNANA KING

flabbbbbelicious

i am not fit at all ok. although ahem many ppl think i look fit :PPPPPPPP right. today first day of armour platoon sergeant course. lectures all the way. i snoozed through 3 quarters of it. it felt so sajc man. like sleeping thru lectures haha. cos i slept at freakin 3am this morning. and then just before dinner we had IPPT cat test. hehehe no prizes for guessing i failed!! ok cos of my broad jump as usual, but my running timing like plus 1 minute! i think its my slowest timing ever in army.

oh yeah and why am i home now? cos i booked this morning but left an important document at home. a receipt or something la. wah and later gotta book in by 2230. ok this sucks now i gotta tar pau food for the other instructors on the way back too helloo im a delivery boy!

zoom

we saw utt yesterday eating by himself at killiney there. no big deal hehe. i offered to help the girls ask him take picture with him, BUT HE WALKED AWAY BEFORE I COULD. hehe not my fault!

utt utt utt utt utter rubbish

THATS HOT! omg paris hilton is WAYYYYYYYYY bimbotically hot!! hahaha I LIKE.

today was sooooo fun!! first i reached orchard like on time. ON TIME. get that?? lately ive been the one on time leh. hahahaha i think i have officially turned over a new leaf! i rmb like a week or 2 ago, benny called me one afternoon and asked me what i was doing and i went "im at city hall, waiting for sebas. wait. omg IM WAITING FOR SEBAS!! OMG FOR THE FIRST TIME IM WAITING FOR SOMEONE!!" hahahah i was seriously damn excited!

yeah so sebas came and we walked round topman and i spent a bomb! cos of the freakin may day 20% special. got jeans, tshirt and a translucent belt!! and im like so popular for once. met darren eng there. then seng hean. then i secretly spied ANNA and DARYL walk past outside the shop! okkkayyy. then like 5 min later he came inside topman himself and we talked abit. bout ns. heehee hes a nice guy la. supposed to join my cell. soon. next week i guess.

okay yeah and rong came and the 3 of us got stuff from topshop wheehee! and she and sebas kept spotting like gay guys or gay couples everywhere!! and i was thinking bout daryl thing for quite some time so like i couldnt identify as many as them. haha. sebas had mc spicy craving so we headed to taka macs to grab a bite. and peiyu came! just in time to walk back to lido to get tix to... THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE!

heehee its a retarded bimb show man. and just as i sat down in the theatre, kenny zeng tapped my shoulder hahahah i didnt know he is a paris fan as well! :p sebas hopes to win toyota corolla altis!

walked past the big mango store near lido there. and they had men clothes! too bad no size for sebas' shorts. i like the colourful polo tee but its too ex and i had already spent too much! rong got a mermaid-looking blouse hahahah. SPG!

la mian xiao long bao again! this time we went diet style. shared pork rib la mian before going to killiney there to share a plate of durian cheeeeeeee cheong fun. yum yum. ok diet starts tmr for me! no more fatty food and no more eating after 8! heh heh :p

ok now for some back dated blogging.

on labour day me sebas rong watched iron man! at great world city! and oh yeah when me and sebas reached there, a taxi stopped like directly in front of us and 2 angmoh ladies were in the cab. one looked like ugly betty hahahah! and she came out first and asked the other hot lady "why'd u come out of the cab so fast?" and she replied "SHOULDERS OF STEEL"

omg NO LINK BUT DAMN FUNNY!! we laughed there at the traffic light like idiots la!

and we played the arcade at great world. heh heh there was this shark-shooting game which was quite retarded. and they FORCED me to play it! rong say she damn pro at ghost squad ha ha.

sebas had craving for nachos and popcorn lor. so we got BOTH. and before we entered cinema, he had craving for double cheeseburger. what a weirdu!

oh yeah and more backdated stuff: friday night at tea party! alvin joined us. ahahah now he's totally into the caleb is ____ (not gay) thing. ok at least he's the only guy who can make it at pictionary i admit. hahahahah!

yay i gave out all except kevin's stuff. yes kevin i got u stuff from overseas toooooooo pass to u next week! (at frolicks heh heh :p)

last night at david's place for his bday party was...... i dunno what to say! his house is freakin big!! like a resort with a mini bar opposite his car porch and he has like 3 cars and and and a huge garden and and he's an alcoholic haha! they kept eating and drinking like nobody's business! i was forced to take a shot of 151 (the true tankee drink!) luckily i made my exit at 130am. which was quite early actually. i think im like the second to leave the place. haha and the trainees there ah, super sly la! i thought i remembered i just had to walk down the straight road to get from his house to the main road. but the trainees bluff me say must turn right at first junction and then left. then i believed them la damit! hahaha!

which reminds me, that morning i played soccer at kolam ayer. SCORED 2 GOALS!! WOO! and im damn gullible la! shawn tan fooled me twice! when i got the ball he went like CALEB CALEB passsss! and i passed to him though he wasnt my team. urhhhhhh.

ok this is like a very disconnected entry. totally no order of chronology. but yeah! gonna book in tmr morn. gd nite!

still cruisin

haah dunno why i havent blogged for so long. finally im back, after 1 month! after 3 weeks in our beloved secret country too!

anyway, lets start with the present. not birthday present that kinda present. as in now present hurhurhurhhhrhrh. my trainees are gonna pass out this friday, and since last week we've been having parade rehearsals over and over again. quite relax for us instructors, u might think. ok la it IS quite relak but lately, esp this week, a certain somebody has been slowly but steadily getting on my nerves. not directly though. its cos he is too self-concious and expects everyone to know what he's thinking all the time. like uh, he was busy with something by himself and me and some others were also doing our own thing, and after awhile he suddenly got mood swing and got pissed at us cos we didnt talk to him?!?! omg how retarded is that! is he afraid that he got no friends or what! and because of stuff like this, he can like totally ignore us for a whole day! ha, i dunno what pms is like, but i think this is worse than pms man! and then when he got alot of tasks to complete, he doesnt wanna share with us who would definitely help. instead, he just quietly does everything himself and then get pissed with us later for not helping. what logic??

anyway, now that trainees are passing out, im happy yet sad to see them go. the senior instructors all say that first batch of trainees u take will be the most memorable group. i think its true. cos this batch got really all kinds of ppl. got cheenapoks, angmohs, filipino, brunei boy, A level students, poly guys, even one who enlist as an obese recruit and got IPPT gold! the course started with 30 trainees, 2 dropped out of course halfway due to medical reasons, so ended up with 28 trainees passing out. and everyone knows there are 3 or rather 4 distinct cliques within the course: the angmohs, the cheenas, the slackers-who-always-talk-about-games, and the LONE RANGER. hahahaha! i will never forget the one time they had a dialogue with the course comd. he asked the course to sit in groups with the ppl they always hang out with. and true enough there were 3 groups, plus one lone ranger standing in front. hahahaha!! outkast - heyyyyy yaaaa! evil siaaaa.

me and my "twin brother". actually thats one of the trainees from my crew hahaha. everyone thinks he looks like me.

me slacking.

the nsf instructors!

more about the overseas gdstuff next time!

yea nights off this week i went jurong point with trainees. and on the bus back with a few of them, i got bored and showed them the charlie video on my ipod! haha mistake mistake. the next day, they kept coming to me and going chaaaarrrrrliieeeee. wah later sit plane hope i dont sit beside them lol. and we had pizza hut that night during nights off. and so heng/tyco/suay the vegetarian trainee sat beside me. and had to order veggie lovers pizza hahahahah. first time i ate that i think! ok thats random.

anw im gonna miss u all! see u all soon and take care ok il be back (arnold voice).

destiny got nervous

And you're my good feeling, I'm kneeling
Inside her room she paints me blue
And you are my reason for breathing
Inside her room she paints me blue


heeee green milk is nice!! and i have concluded that ahbu nehnehs are freakin cunning bastards who are out to cheat other ppl of their money. damn cheeeesebye ARSEs (hah that was a word at boggle yesterday too!). i went chinatown on thurs to see exchange rate for taiwan NT. came across this shop which offered 21.35, the best rate so far, but i havent explored the whole area so i went scouting some more. after finding out that 21.35 was the best, i went back to that shop, but the freakin nehneh said he ran out of taiwan NTs. wth! after saying that i just went by there like 15min ago, he said sorry ah now the price went up, i can only offer u 21.10. wah how can change so much in just a few min wan sia. then he point at some stupid computer screen in his little cubicle and said he follows the current exchange rate strictly. it was clearly bullshit la.

then yesterday i went to raffles place in the afternoon to meet mum for lunch n to check out exchange rates there. best i found was 21.27. so my mum suggested walking down to freakin chinatown from there again. OK. yes went back to the same place and this time, another shop offered 21.30. i immediately grabbed the deal la. BUT, guess what. just as i took out my WAD of sing notes, he said oh so sorry we out of stock of taiwan NTs, can come back in 15 min?? yeah. i felt somthing suspicious already lor. but decided to give it a try. so OK i told him il be back in 15. and yes just as i expected, after coming back, it was a freakin different guy at the stall and his rate dropped to 21.10!! what a cheeeeeee!! really pissed me off man! i ask the guy at the stall to call back the other guy who went away and he says he doesnt have his number! what bullcrap is that la! stupid nehneh uncle. GAVE UP. went back raffles place and changed at a decent money changer. u know those with all the rates shown clearly on a screen on the wall. not like freakin ahbunehnehs in chinatown who quote whatever they feel like.

met benny in the evening to watch the bucket list. first part was pretty boring. nearly fell asleep man. but after they started on their ADVENTURE (think charlie the unicorn :p), i laughed nearly nonstop at all their retarded things! haha jack nicholson is such a joker. and the way he and his assistant suan each other is omg. and saw alot of funny trailers before the movie. like superhero movie and get smart. haha i must watch those too!

after the movie which ended at 920, me n benny tried cabbing down to sixth avenue to meet the NINE gang, minus rong who couldnt make it. haha so glad benny went! oh yes gave him the neoprint too hahaha LONELY NIGHT. but cos of the freakin new rule about only allowing cabs to stop at taxi stands in CBD area, we took over an hr just to get a cab!! wah that was a major headache man. in the end reached the tea party at around 11. when the original meeting time was 9 lol. haha benny is quite funny. when we reached there, he needed to skip to the loo, so i went with him. DONT ASK ME WHY WE GOTTA GO TOGETHER LOL. but the toilet was those 1 room 1 cubicle kind, if u know what i mean. and it was locked. and benny tried opening a few times and knocked a few times and asked me why cannot open. and he asked (quite loudly), is there someone inside? and some girl inside shouted YES LAH! hahahahaha then benny and i quickly left the toilet area and found some seat outside and pretended we werent the ones who were waiting at the toilet LOL!!

sebas n kevin were playing scrabble when we reached. haha then later we all played boggle and taboo again! wah peiyu is a natural at boggle leh. can uncover all the hidden words wan. and taboo was retarded!! ok guess this, sodium + is a what? ion. ok now guess this undergrown plant which rhymes with ion. its ONION!! HAHAHAH no link right!! but at least no more virgin marys :p

played way past midnight so took a cab back with benny. and i still havent packed my bag for taiwan. yesss gotta be at airport at 11 tonight. and il be back in the early early morning of 20th april. anything want me to buy or what can still just sms me. or i will be damn bored there. 3 weeks leh! urgh.

wish you were

i think my blog is one of the most boring blogs in the world. cos i never ever have any pictures to post anyway haha!

and the first thing that everyone says when they meet benny is "HEY YOU'VE GROWN TALLER!!"

hahaha!

and they always exaggerate by putting their hands at their thigh level and say "you were only this tall the last time we met!"

and that was exactly what benho did when we met today la. wanted to go swimming in the morning but didnt wake up in time anyway haha. then i jio-ed benny out. and just nice ian just jio-ed him too! so we 3 had a SAUSAGE FEST which was quite fun anyway dont think dirty :p today's weather was pretty weird cos it was SUPER hot in the morning, and then it started raining just as i left the house. and i brought the huge new bag from revoltage just to put my umbrella (ella, ella ella, eh!) and my ds. ian is some really popular dude man. he meets friends within every 10m we walk! haha ok thats an exaggeration. i told benny, next time i go on a date, i will arrange with him where i plan to go so he can "bump" into me and make me look popular hahaha! and better still, ask him change into different clothes and bump into him over and over again. and then the date will go like, "why all ur frens look so alike ah?"

anyway ian is in the same situation just like the last time we met. haha i still rmb he treated us to pizza hut at suntec city! i think that was when jason was still in singapore. hope things are better now for him eh

and we played dota and team fortress 2 for 4 whole hours!! just like small kids all over again! and shawn tan smsed me and asked me for dinner too! he was out with benho and nick tan. so the 3 of them came over to join the 3 of us. and we had a massive 6 guy sausage fest! woohoo! after that nick went home n ian went to sort out some stuff with crystal jade hahaha so left with 4 of us. haha and what else can we do but play POOL at toa payoh! and benny had a golden break for 9ball!

heheh and i caught the almost-last bus 155 home.

yesterday supper with sebas n rong was retardedly fun! met at tea party, sixth avenue. its a really nice place to chill, with some board games like BOGGLE and TABOO. heh heh. we played a few rounds of boggle and i think its just in me to come up with weird words like HELO or ALRIIGHT!! but rong isnt much better, she came up with ATAP. haha what the heck is that?? atap-chee? taboo was worse. for the first round, sebas was describing mother theresa, and he said "this person helped many sick ppl. she passed away already." and rong went "VIRGIN MARY!"

and when it was rong's turn to describe, she kept using me as example! what an ass! like "caleb likes to do this when he is bored."

cant do without them!

and sebas and me passed by video ezy and they were selling dvds at $10. so he recommended a few and i ended up buying 4 movies!! and i watched the number 23 last night alone at like 2am. woo am i brave or what?

wonder whats my plan for tmr.. but i know sunday got dim sum breakfast at redstar with instructors. and gotta rush to church for easter sunday service after that. cant miss that!

let's give grace

step up 2 last week was nice! the girl is super HOTTT!! sebas rushed there the moment he came back from thailand friend finding haha.

had a night off this week with the trainees. me and bernard caught the shuttle bus to jurong point. sheng yang couldnt go cos he guard duty haha. then we keep suaning him some more. saw hui lin at the fish & co there. and after me and ber just finished dinner, i saw one of the trainees, erbert. and worse, he was wearing the same esprit polo tee as me!! walaoeh! went over to him and the other trainees were like "eh erbert since when u become so thin ah??" haha. and that retarded guy really went to buy another tshirt just cos of me!

after makan finish, me n ber saw some trainees standing outside the gv box office. they already got tix for rule #1. and they invited us to go watch with them. i thought, not bad got fiona xie waddd. AND, it turned out to be a BADDD decision. i think im just not made to watch horror shows haha. and got one fiona scene damn gross and bloodehh. and dunno why her voice in the show was so weird and squeaky. i think the producers dubbed her actual voice!

did guard duty on fri night to sat morn. and one of the trainees so nice buy me breakfast sia! i dunno why i didnt sleep much that night leh.

anyway this week is gonna be good! only 3 days in camp. got thurs off!

gotta start packing for taiwan too.

I SAW A LIMPING MAN!

i think field camp has totally screwed me up! the lack of sleep has really turned my body clock around. and now i keep getting hungry every 2 hours what the toot. lucky last week was the last field camp in singapore. that means gonna fly off very soon!!

come to think of it, im really quite a weirdo. hehe maybe thats an understatement. oh well.

why treat him like he's dead?

5 days and 4 nights outfield has certainly worn me out. sleeping at 2 and waking at 6 every day is crazy. and going for uncountable battle courses. and all the more tiring when the tanks break down during the battle course.

this course really made history man. we moved out with 8 tanks and when we returned to camp on fri, only 1 tank was fit for battle course!! what the heck right. there was even a point in time during the week when ALL the tanks could not be used cos of stupid reasons like engine breakdown or fuel leak or whatever shit. and everyone just sat at the training shed waiting for the techies to fix up the tanks. and the weapons also, spoilt more than half we brought out.

and didnt get to go for hockey game in the end! cos one of the senior instructors got posted out and we had shortage of instructors and course comd couldnt let me go.

oh and finally got to sleep on the ALL AMAZING SAFARI BED!! haha always dreamed of doing so when i was a trainee, looking at all the instructors set up the safari bed when they go sleep while we all can only sleep on groundsheets. quite comfy leh. maybe should steal one and bring home hahaha!

boss scolded the instructors for not showing the trainees a good image cos we brought cartons of canned drinks and tidbits for ourselves. errrr ok yea i understand but well..

hahaha and there is this group of trainees we nicknamed the POWER CREW!! all the instructors scared to take them for battle course sia! cos they SEEM to always do things the slowest, and are not familiar with the drills, and most importantly.. ALL the tanks they use will end up with some problem or other halfway during the run!! wthbbq! i hope i duneed take them next week :p

sunburnt too. but mostly on the face and my fingers. haha looks retarded.

caught meet the spartans with fellow instructors shengyang, bernard, staff tongle, staff wong and his wife. last night. at bishan heheh. after booking out at almost 11pm! caught a 1130pm show which ended at 1 plus. saw staff tongle's proness at catching stuffed toys at the arcade too. haha years of practice i guess. then he gave us a lift home. actually was damn shagged when i reached home. and went online for awhile and guess what i saw on facebook. a pic of mochachino guy and company. yes happy together. and he is such an ass la got his hands around so many girls in different pics. not that im jealous or anything seriously.

felt better today though. cos i met benny! to watch MEET THE SPARTANS again. hahaha what a waste of monehhh. lame show only for lame ppl! its like super random and jam packed with spoofs from everywhere and even got adverts for gatorade, coffee bean and dunno what inside. hahaha! but i must say the imitation of paula abdul is DAMN FUNNY! and the spartans battle formation is OMG! see and u will understand! then we sat down at macs and chionged MARIO PARTY DS! hahaha fun fun funfun fun!

last week when we went out, all the girls we saw in royal blue were like WOOHOO but this week all like SHOOT! haha sorry just random comment.

haha oh ya i just remembered was supposed to meet PENG and company today for dinner but it didnt happen in the end. dunno why everytime got this kind of meet up gathering always fail in the end wan. ha I WONDER WHY. he smsed me like in the afternoon saying most ppl cant make it, and if i want can just go MOS later. omg i nearly crapped my pants out when i saw that!! isnt that making it abit too obvious??!?! bbq boy. after what happened the previous time, im taking no chances.

oh i just remembered something random! dunno if u can do it, but i can raise my left eyebrow. i know its nothing impressive but the senior instructors seem amazed by it!! they say i should make it my trademark as an instructor. cos they all got their own trademark, like staff wong always shakes his leg when he talks! maybe next time trainee ask me "what did i do wrong?" or smth like that, i can give the eyebrow and say "what do u think? nevermind. give me 20 first" hahahaha ok thats retarded.

just talked to jason online! pay increase sia someone! hahaha now i understand what u mean when u say my blogs so funnehh! at the time i wrote that fight part i was actually half pissed half upset. but now looking at it, actually quite funny leh.

ok im outta here. cant sleep late too much later kena ACNE hehe. anather day then. :p

Oh, Miss Delaney
What's the matter?
You waited by the window
I waited by the door
Oh, Miss Delaney
Where's your boyfriend?
He isn't up in heaven, so
Why treat him like he's dead

go go go golddddddddddddd!!

WEEEEEEE! GOT GOLD FOR IPPT THIS WEEK! no more ippt tests for the rest of the year!!

last week only booked out for one day cos of bmr (basic main range). it was horrible i tell u. all because of some dumbasses who always want to be in control of everything and keeps messing up all the planning we've done. and then after the bmr i had to follow the ammo party to return ammo. walaoeh then in the end reach back camp at 630am on sunday!! madness sia! didnt get to sleep at all. then i showered and booked out straight away. thought i could make it to church some more. but i was like dozing off on the train n bus home. kept leaning of random shoulders la so paiseh. then knocked out the minute i reached home. slept until 5pm!! then couldnt do much and had to book in already. like that cant even count as a weekend lor!

went for hockey practice on monday at bedok camp. hahaha quite fun! got super sunburnt too! and being duty instructor on wednesday was horrible as well. cos we had outfield on thurs n fri. and i had to do all the prep for the trainees la. then the cheebye health centre only know how to talk talk talk dunno how to listen. then dunno lucky or suay kena chosen to be ammo ic. but the past 2 days outfield was quite okay la.

today went out with benny for the WHOLE DAY! got a new wallet! and benny wants to buy a $200+ sword from his fav anime hahaha i promise bday present ok if its still on sale in november! and ate banana choc azabu sabo heehee and talked bout mochachino hahaha what the heck is that! and i think im really gonna buy new pc games soon. like tmr. TF2?!?? heehee.

chill

i think i should blog about my chinese new yr! er actually not much of cny stuff anyway.. and i realised i forgot to blog bout the 2am dessert bar incident last week!! haha cos thats nothing compared to................ eating grass! heh heh.

ogay but im lazy to write about it now anyway. i think i got quite a number of new clothes still folded neatly with the tag still on, piled on the sofa. proof that ive been overspending.

i shall start with what happened in ati this week then! actually the workload is really increasing. alot. and being admin ic is not as easy as it sounds lor. have to compile the results for the whole course. means after every theory, practical, ippt, soc test, whatever test, i have to key into the computer. and not only that, still got to chase other ppl for the results and stuff. and a certain boss in there can be super unreasonable la. only know how to wayang around. omg wth bbq!

the trainees took their ippt retest on tuesday. and among the 3 nsf instructors, i was the only one asked to help out at the ippt. yes i was supposed to only be the shuttle run ic. then after the static stations were done, i went to help record timings for their 2.4 run. and its a really tedious process la cheee. but the boss ar, really pissing ok! i really gotta bitch this time haha :p

i think its hard for those non-ns ppl reading this to visualise what im saying, but recording timing really requires alot of concentration cos 1 mistake will screw up everything. they use this freaking old technology timer-cum-printer thingy and each time a person crosses the finish line, someone will shout 'UP' and whoever is holding the timer will press a button and the printer automatically prints out the time it shows on the screen at that moment. so after lets say 50 ppl cross the line, the paper coming out of the printer will look like 1 long ntuc/cold storage/sheng siong (haha!) receipt with lots of timings on it. meanwhile, the participants who finish the run will collect a number chip in order of their position. like person who finished first will get chip #1 n so on. then after that, the admin person (me) gotta ask everyone line up and return their number chip to me and i will look thru the receipt for the person's timing and record it down. DAMN RETARDED RIGHT! like can u imagine ITS THE FREAKING 21st CENTURY AND WE ARE STILL USING ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY. and the stupid boss ah, only know how to make noise. cos after recording the 2.4 timings, dunno why end up i have to do the calculations for all their static stations as well. like add up all the points they get for chin up, etc and see whether they get gold or silver award la. walao i know im the freakin smallest rank instructor there and very nice to bully and i cant do anything about it but the least the BOSS could do is to shut up while im tabulating the results right! i already do additional job leh.

and why? cos there was another higher rank boss there. and after i finally finished everything (he merely stood there beside the table and gave eye power all the while), he said to the bigger boss, "sorry for taking up so much of ur time ah.." in a very act cute smily smiley polite manner. and asked him to sign some documents lor. walao freakin wayang. even at his age and at his rank still have to resort to this. urgh.

and that wasnt the end of the story lor. after we pack up and went back to carry on with our normal tank lesson, he suddenly walk up to me with a copy of the results sheet. cos someone apparently wrote 5 points for those trainees who did only 8 or 9 chin ups. actually must do 12 then get 5 points mah. but obviously someone wrote wrongly la. and he came up to me and first thing say "i really want to F u, u know" like hello, the handwriting itself is so obviously different. i secretly wonder if it was he himself who screwed up lor.

hah writing this actually got my heart pumping man! wah quite long nv bitch like that already hahaha i think last time was cw!

cny celebrations in camp was quite retarded btw. had an out of camp run, then had some supposedly SPECIAL breakfast at the cookhouse. hurhur actually nothing special bout it lor. and they played some lame table games and gave out oranges to everyone. then i thought can book out early wan leh! but then last min some stupid AI OOC reported a missing handphone. walao then we all kena activated to conduct a stand-by bed to find the missing phone la. obviously in the end nv find lor. all delayed cos of the chao ooc.

oh ya i forgot to mention! i got promoted! 3SG to a local 2SG! actually no biggy there la. no pay increase also walao. only got more sai kang to do. such as guard comd and ammo ic.

yes so after booking out the 3 of us nsf instructors went to beach road to sew the new rank. lucky got 1 shop open! the rest all closed for the holiday. and while waiting, i had the yummy waffle with choc dip! heheheh! rushed home, packed for malaysia and left.

malaysia was a bore. yawnsssssssss. stayed there 1 night. on the 2nd morning, attended the church service there as usual. which was in chinese and i had lots of trouble following what was going on haha. after that just idled at home all the way until evening, when we came back to singapore lor. basically all i did there was eat, read book, watch tv, sleep.

yes i finished the library book i brought there! its really good! the title is elsewhere. its about a girl who died in a car accident when she was 15. and in the story, all ppl who die go to a place called Elsewhere. its a place where ppl age backwards. so she enters Elsewhere at 15 yrs old and grows younger until she becomes a baby and then leaves Elsewhere and returns to earth to be born into a new life. haha.

alright this morning had breakfast with fawn and the rest at guthrie house coffee bean. haha why isit always coffee bean?? anyway kevin showed his TALENT in taking photographs haha. omg i bet he spent hours practising in front of his mirror!! and we were laughing at how sebas used to do his pon de replay thing at the last mrt carriage. and rong has lesbian tendecies she has been secretly stalking girls' blogs for centuries!!! HAHAHA and the worst thing is, the girl doesnt even look like she's worth stalking, i think. hahah shat sebas dont kill me! anyway he said he does not bitch anymore. he only states truths :p and kevin randomly called mr fong n mdm lee and ALMOST, ms carol! haha they asked him where he lived, and said cos they wanted to give wedding invites cos me n rong are getting married!!??! bbq man! i also wanna go and visit teachers leh actually. even ms carol! hahaha fav student?? yea right man.

oh tmr.. gotta visit warrant yeo! hahah also known as the bobdog. aiyo must bring oranges and exchange. so toot. wonder how times the oranges change hands already leh.

of mr beans

i cant imagine how so many suayyy things can happen to me in a day. first, overslept and didnt meet nine at holland for breakfast. actually thats not suay la thats simply my fault haha.

then they said they were going to spca to get guinea pigs so i went there to meet them. and when i reached there and called them, HELOO WE ARE STILL AT HOLLAND BECAUSE SPCA DOES NOT HAVE GUINEA PIGS. why ah why ahhhh? totally messed up my plans for the whole day too.

actually i thought i would hang out with them from breakfast onwards to bout 2 plus then go to nafa to visit the open house HAHA then go to church for cell. but no in the end everything turned out weird. ok not everything. after i got stunned at spca, i decided to go nafa earlier. until when i was nearly there then i found out that she only off duty at 3! so i decided to go walk round bugis alone haha. quite fun shopping alone actually! then went to national library (for the first time in my life!!) and got lost inside cos i thought the fiction section was like on lvl 7 or smth. i simply followed ppl into the lift and got out at the same floor as them LOL! ogay until i realised it was at B1. got myself a book which looked not bad. titled elsewhere. about a girl who died and went, elsewhere.

started heading towards nafa at around 230 but took quite awhile to locate the MAIN BUILDING so reached exactly at 3! haha got a cute mr bean tshirt from her stall! haha the indian guy tried to sell me a couple tshirt saying get one for ur girlfriend also la! haha i wish. went lecture and see the gallery. haha got quite a few of her work on display but it was like artwork and sewing kinda stuff sooo.. GOOD. haha actually i was dam nervous at first like gona pee in my pants and breaking out in cold sweat man! but woo nothing stops me hehehe! oh ya i saw the programme actually got joakin gomezzzzz and gayle nerva talks earlier in the morning damit! i mean who cares bout joakim but GAYLE NERVA hahahaha my singapore idol xoxoxoxo! and i saw the randall guy, the one who is now together with the melody person who was on the first amazing race asia.

ogay and after that i left for church cos tee liang song told me last sunday that there would be cell today! and then when i reached church he wasnt there!! erghhhh. jacked nth time today! what to do? go home and decided to go for a run. ippt training hehe. took a 2.4 time trial and finished in 10.04 hehe almost there!

even though i look the other way

parents are arguing again. for the smallest of reasons. this is how retarded they can get.

both watching channel 8, some aunty wins some grand prize of $100,000. and the host announces in chinese, shi2 wang4!
mum: wah hundred thousand dollars thats alot of money eh!
dad: (hears wrongly) what ten thousand?? shi2 wang4 kuai4 is hundred thousand la.
mum: i said hundred thousand wad.
dad: no u didnt, i heard ten thousand.
mum: im sure i said hundred thousand ok. i know myself very well. grace, i said hundred thousand right?
grace: (not wanting to get involved in another argument) err actually i wasnt paying attention.
i didnt want to get involved either so i continue looking at the computer but cant resist the urge to blog this moment of stupidity.
mum: (after 10 seconds of silence and wanting to prove her point) u said that only to spite me right?

and they start shouting. woo.

im a creep

hehehehehe went out with benny yesterday! went to watch RAMBO hahahaha! its funny not because its a gd show or anything. actually it was quite crappy. just the usual bang bang we all get shot and bleed but somehow i dont bleed as much as you and i survive stuff. but thats not the point. cos we suddenly remembered of when we were in sec 1! and benny must have been damn bored to tie the school tie around his forehead for dunno what reason. then mrs julia huang walked in and caught him. and she said something like "you think you rambo ah?! wait i use the tie and hang you on the fan then u know!"

and we went to play tf2 after that. fun fun! medic is gdstuffzzz man got invulnerability!

alright gotta book in soon. meet next fri ah kevin rong? sweedny todd! jaja jitterbugssss salsa. finally got into a cell and they're meeting on alternate saturdays at 4pm. wonder whats in store.

thinking of what i've given up

the hp guy just came to my house and RESCUED my keyboard! finally i can type properly!

this week was the end of agts and the start of crew phase. the 3 of us nsf instructors were the demonstraters for all the crew drills. so spent much of my free time in bunk this week studying and revising the drills. lots of work, just like a trainee again.

and was it was the SOC test for some of the trainees this week. went down with them to run beside them and pace them. and ALL OF THEM PASSED! except two people who fell out halfway. one sprained ankle and the other asthma attack. was running beside asthma boy (poon) and kept pushing him on until suddenly he stopped and cannot talk like that. i also stunned for awhile man! lucky he carried his inhaler with him.

quite happy with my crew too. usually they'd be the first to finish the open/close tank drill while the other crews would be struggling to meet the timing. now its up to them to maintain the standard ha! and its so retarded that everytime I do demonstration, one of the BOSSES would comment on why i so slow. "bloody slow! like a old grandmother!" chweeeeee. haha maybe i too relax eh? even the trainees say i very relaxed compared to bernard and shengyang when doing the demonstrations. ha!

last night was one of the latest bookouts man! left camp at nearly 9! staff wong (not me!) gave me and sy a lift to bishan thomson there. but being his usual self, HAHA, there was alot of hidden agenda along the way there. and i think it made little difference if i actually got a lift from him or went back myself. cos like when when i was ready to leave camp, he went to wash his clothes and shower first. THEN, he drove to a petrol station to fuel up. THEN, he went thru a manual car wash. before heading down to the destination. haha! nono im not complaining! actually its quite funny la. and he also quite blur wan sometimes drive into the wrong lane then miss the turn and he's like heck care just continue going straight and hope we end up somewhere near. haha! AND he's not much of an english speaking person so quite hard for me to communicate with him too. and he keeps wanting to intro me to his wife's sister HAHAHAHA! i secretly dont mind :p smu student leh and only 1 yr older and staff wong say she quite angmoh type one wooh! but i cant imagine going out with staff wong's wife's sister. SO WEIRD!

urghhh waiting for time to pass so can go out later. think il go read some books first hehe bookwormxsssssssss