break the clocks

argh i just finished mopping the floor at home. i think im a pretty efficient maid eh! listening to my ipod while doing housework haha.

ha shit this morning i was supposed to wake up early to go east coast again but i think i pressed the snooze on my alarm as soon as it started ringing. i should get one of those alarms without snooze buttons! but then again, i would probably find those a nuisance sooner or later.

finally watched red cliff last night. haha i dont really understand the story and i thought the first part was pretty boring. i was relying on popcorn and peanuts to keep me awake haha! dark knight was so much better. in fact, it was awesome!! best superhero movie in a long time! haha i remember i used to think last time that batman was the most retarded superhero cos he didnt have any special abilities and he wears a costume that makes him look like he got 6-packs! hahahah! but ok now i think he is uber-cool precisely cos he doesnt have superpowers.

yes thanks kevin for booking tickets for us online! at great world city our favourite cinema! haha except that somebody just had to ask the popcorn lady whether she sold fish food omg!

met some s54 classmates last sunday too. and then we ate durian cheeeee againnnn. oh man im gonna stay away from that spiky fruit for at least the next 2 months!

oh yaaa the freakin combat shoot on monday didnt happen cos of the rain! walao there goes my $200.. i think i could have hit all targets 100% wan leh. heh heh.

i wanna go east coast!

and the world spins madly on.

fast food is killing me

hahaha i just went for durian feast with my family omg! the 5 of us finished 3 whole durians. argh so full now and i got durian breath.

oh yay got combat shoot on monday. if get marksman then can pocket an extra $200! but guess whos in my section. course comd... omg

here's my excuse

oh what a boring dayyyy. lazed at home almost the whole day.

ok woke up super early to run at east coast. 16km in 1hr 29min woo i break my own record! but i was super sleepy n tired too. i totally konked out on the journey home.

i think im becoming more n more hooked on this whole running thing. hope its not a "in the moment" thing. haha now im planning on getting a new pair of nike + shoes! suddenly i like the idea of putting the nike + sensor in the shoe n tracking my progress. haha the advertisements make it look so cool i cant help it. that means im gonna spend big this month again! im eyeing either the nike free everyday or the nike zoom victory. haha nike fan!!

the nike victory plus

the nike free everyday +

my day late friend

haha today is quite retarded. i sms-ed wrong person arghhh! benny 7 more days to bookout!

been a busy week in camp. haha was pretty stressed out cos of lots of stuff. the bosses only know how to make use of their subordinates to do their shit work. and i think i blew my top at the trainees too. cos they always turn on hydraulics without revving the engine! okay i think probably only sebas understands this haha but he wouldnt read this anyway. he doesnt even come online anymore haha! anyway just in one day we had to slave start 4 tanks just because the battery voltage too low to start engine! they simply dont have the habit la, which made us instructors really pissed. and even the most basic thing like turning off the master switch when dismounting, they also can forget. its like leaving your car headlights on when u park ur car and go gai gai for 2 hours and come back later and cannot start engine. haha so retarded right i dunno how they can forget!

and i took today off! just to go kevin's party at dxo last night! hahaha good thing i did, cos i definitely would not have been able to book in by 2359.

met them last night, supposed to meet at 930 but i reached super late haha. i left camp at 730 i swear! and i took 2 hours just to reach home! then i quickly dumped my bag and put on contact lens n put some wax on my hair and cabbed there. and reached after 10. ahhh so had to pay full price ah. walao not fair why girls go in for free sia. i shouldnt have went for sex-change when i was young then i would have free drinks too!! hahaha =x

i think it was my 2nd time clubbing with nine haha. first time was mambo hahahaha and sebas went craaaazy i still remember! but dunno why this time felt so different from the last. why ah? maybe cos the place wasnt too packed? or maybe cos i managed to survive all the drinks sebas kept getting for me hahaha! that must be it!

but the place got alot of weird ppl hahaha! straight away when we went in, we saw 2 queer guys playing hand games at one corner haha! and got alot of random guys keep dancing up to peiyu n rong our 2 pretty galssxzz ha ha. oh ya got australian boy and his australian pickup line haha i dunno what also.

peiyu says benny must join us go club next time! hahaha we can be the barbie doll boys! then can "im a barbie girl in a barbie worldddd" omg retarded okay random no-link

hmm ya jason called last night too! and i remember i missed my bus stop when i was answering his call. ya that was when i was on the way home from camp. so that contributed to me being late haha :p yayyyy christmas partehhhh!! yes must check air tickets. eh jason must join the nike human race in london ok!

anddd k_____ is back!

and i just visited fiona xie's blog haha got one entry she said she has a stalker. rong says she's probably referring to me haha.

i gotta go east coast for run again tmr. i think should be 16km. no kick! but damn i havent bought the ipod sports armband. then got cell group in the afternoon. sunday im meeting j1 1st 3 months classmates haha so random. oh kay.

i wanna watch the bank job and the duck night and redcliff!

If you need a friend,
don't look to a stranger,
You know in the end,
I'll always be there.

And when you're in doubt,
and when you're in danger,
Take a look all around,
and I'll be there.

maybe, it's maybelline

urhhh sleepless night again. ive been awake since reaching home from dxo with nine. haha of course i showered la. but just cant get to sleep leh i think its the freakin red bull vodka THANKS SEBASSSSSSSS.

FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN NFUFN UNF FNU hwee

sweeet

i hope benny's doing fine now.

oh man last week i was on tv!! and i didnt see it! i doubt anyone saw it also. only weird ppl who watch the news on channel 5 at 930 would have seen it. haha dumb shits.

yay last night i met kevin rong and sebas. went to sebas house there. haha we were story telling but of course i got no story to tell duh. played bridge n drank ORANGE JUICE and ate lindt chocolates n marshmallows and spied at ppl in the pool! hahaha thanks rong for the AWESOME i-spy device! and sebas for the HOLEY MOLEY tshirt hahahaha so coool!

milk run

went for the milk run today. 9.4km in 48min ha ha. met staff tong leh there hahha he said if i lose to him he will eat me up! (he always call me scallop mah) then i met kenneth yoong, jon long and peng yan there too. the run was damn fun! it was along the singapore river, clarke quay there. start from river valley pri there then run along the river to near the victoria concert hall there i think then made a few loops. run past all the clarke quay clubs n pubs there including hooters. staff tong leh damn funny he said he see the hooters girl wear short shorts then he wolf whistle and quickly run away!!

nine outing next week okay!!

should i take off on tues and wed? hmm its gonna be the last 2 days i can clear my off before crew phase starts. the next time i can take off will prob be mid august onwards. arghhh i think i should just keep the off first eh if not must book in and out so mar fan.

enjoy civilian life!

ran 15km up and down east coast today in 1hr 30 min. errr i think thats quite slow eh the pti expected us to do 1hr 15. what the heck man i think this is the furthest ive run before! then beho and gang were playing soccer at kolam ayer and i wanted to go but was too shag to even walk after the east coast run!

so ended up meeting beho, shawntan, chris teo, tin an and stanley for dinner. then after that we went to play BRIDGE! haha just like sec sch days, playing bridge under the table!! this time we went all the way to outside the esplanade library and played there. then got once suddenly the lift door opened and 2 security guards walked out, and towards us. we thought we were screwed. then one of them said "no money involved right?" we nodded, and he walked away. hahahaha! beho damn funny he said the guard also damn stupid. even if got money involved, who will be so stupid and own up??

yuckytori

yay went out with sebas and peiyu today!! haha at first was a hot date with sebas cos piu was lateeeeee. and i spent ALOT today!! got tshirts from all my favourite shops omg. then we went to eat yakitori yayyayay!

haaaa beho and benny only got 9 more days to army!!!

and we met charmaine today haha so random. and i thought i was hallucinating alot today. since church time in the morning i kept hearing ppl calling me.

ahhaa and at pull n bear we saw this damn funny belt it has a design of a measuring tape on it! so if u wear it, ppl will instantly know ur waist size hahahah i thought we could give k_____ for his birthday! :p

sheesh she just came down the stairs. again. to say "hurry up esther" . then *quick glance at my computer screen* then walk up stairs.

hahhahaha ok at least i know jason finds this comical :p my queer family

get some sleep

arghhh im soo black now and my skin is peeling!! PEEL FRESH: any fresher, you'll have to peel it yourself. but i still wanna go for east coast park run! i think its fun!

heloooo where are the ninerssss!!! i miss the ghey tea party boggle and taboo sessions hehehe!

should i go china for 3 months? sounds exciting but 3 months is pretty long..

ANYWAY, i suddenly feel like i need to spend money again hahaha. why ah? arghh need retail therapy! then i can be a therapist (the-rapist)! yay! hahaha.

21 is a pretty good show too! caught it with benny today. okay he keeps saying kate bosworth is hot but i beg to differ haha. and her haircut is retarded! i like liv tyler hehehe :p

hahah and benny dreamt of bikini babes HAHAHAHA!! and today play pool he damn tyco lehhh heh heh must be bikini power.

and WHAT THE HECK my mum is becoming increasingly suspicious of me. i hate it when suspicious ppl keep questioning me about every single thing i do. and i just choose to keep remain silent and not answer her. and she keeps accusing me of what not communicating with the family and what shit. seriously, this is never gonna be communication if you're gonna just shoot millions of questions at me. and omg even right now she is walking up and down the stairs for no reason, i think its like the 5th time the past minute, just to see what im doing on the computer! (my comp is located just beside the staircase) and i swear im not being paranoid or anything! argh this is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i feel like a retarded small boy now. yay

O-O-M-P-H

OFF!

nope im not advertising for the insect repellent. hahaha it sucks anyway. im on off today! ok that doesnt make sense. on/off? argh retarded.

whole week of coc parade rehearsals made me chao ta black. with zorro tanline hehehe! and i got hip abrasion also la. nonono i dont mean its hip or happening to have abrasion, i mean abrasion on the hip bone! omg too much lamenesssssss.

ok lets gogogo! first thing - swim!

DISCO DISCO

i'm an upstart bound to cross you
i'm the hypocrite by your side

she won't forget
and i won't forget

pin prick to the heart
can it go
i meant every spark

we went to play lan and watch movie. first time or one of the first few times playing with kevin n sebas n benny together! kevin took funny pictures of his guy squatting on the toilet bowl when we were playing cs haha! and mario partyyy hahaha kevin is damn pro at this kinda weird games.

YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN is damn hilarious!!! haha wish i could talk with the israeli accent man then can pick up girls :p

after that i went back to amara. yes folks im having a holiday in singapore omg. so retarded!

jason called last night mannnn. just back from germany eh i bet it was ahem excitingggg hehehe :p yes and i updated him too on whats been happening. like benny going out with nine hahahaha and everyone going on holiday overseas. and yes my sad life :( and as usual he sent his regards to my family. i added: my queer/weird family. thats why i also end up liddat.

still blind.

so when i see you next we'll make the most of it

the first time i saw you, you turned away

yay! samsung is good hehe!

dispear despair

i spent today on a hot date!!! a hot date with.. myself! the whole freakin entire day! okay but it was not bad. cos i had like a long list of things i told myself i had to do when im free and today was like THE DAY to clear the to-do list. haha i even walked from bugis to marina just to look for shoes! okay anyway the asics shoes i wanted are not out in singapore yet what a faggot. and the previous model costs $240+ i think! errr ok i gotta save money and i wanna buy digital camera too. can bring for next taiwan trip hehe. see ya! yay i think this fri after book out il be going back to stay at the amara. ahahah amar. eww/

whoopeedo!

sex and the city was good! hehe got alot of sex scenes though, duh can tell from the name. and nowadays im becoming more and more punctual okay! haha last time i was always the last to arrive. but i still havent done what i wanna do, which is buy running shoes! maybe tmr lor. i dont even know what am i gonna do tmr. err yeah go book a basic theory test. then go swimming probably. yay! walao my parents book a 1 week stay in amara hotel but it only starts tmr night! what a toot.

save me from me

an eventful (stressful) week in camp! being the signal/optics 2ic sucks big time. especially when the main ic is away on course. i gotta take over all the shit job. took them to draw the signal sets and optical devices on monday. and i alone had to oversee everything! its freakin alot of responsibility leh! by right its my duty to check through every single piece of equipment i take over before i sign on the dotted line. but its really too many things to check through! and some more got other ppl waiting behind me leh. and the stuff im dealing with is worth like millions of dollars. walaoeh if anything damaged then how? i sign on ah? and the guy handing over to me damn sly la. never issue me a certain pouch. then when i found out when i brought everything back to our store, its too late liao. cos i already sign on the freakin voucher. i called him, and he said he remembered issuing to me. walao trying to smoke me leh. what to do, 2sg only mah. lucky my warrant help me settle the thing hehe! see its all about freakin rank.



but worse things happened! i distributed a signal set and an antenna to each tank ic and asked them to lock everything up inside their tank. then a few days later, some bugger trainee suddenly come and tell me he dont have antenna in his tank!! which means, 1 of my antennas went missing! walao i was damn worried!! in my mind i was cursing and swearing the freakin retarded trainees who dunno how to look after their equipment. why they mount the antenna already then never keep after use!! wah that night i was damn stressed seriously. i thought thats it already la can sign 7 extras already. or maybe worse kena charged. then i thought back, on the day i issued the antennas, we had signal lesson. and got 2 landrovers present. so i tried calling the 2 drivers on that day. and one of them is gay zheng cai hahahaha! the one we used to call olinda in jc. and thank GOD he replied saying that got one set of antenna left on his rover that day. PHEW.



wah but actually the new trainees very guai compared to previous poly batch. the jc kids ah, really follow orders word for word lor. dont test the system wan. LOL i just remembered got one time during the introduction to tank servicing n maintenance, the instructor called them over to a tank to take a look at how to do track tensioning. then after the demonstration finish, he said "what u all waiting for? see finish already sit down la" then got some idiots really go and sit down on the floor just beside the tank!! hahahahah actually what the instructor meant was to go back to the benches and sit la!!



ervin and erbert left for brunei this morning and i was supposed to send them off but i overslept! haha.



last night at tea party was fun! benny and jaslyn came too. i met benny pretty much earlier than the rest cos sebas wanted to wait for his parents to come home so he could cope their car! haha so me n benny went to tea party first cos he said he was hungry n thirsty. and we played chess and checkers first. hahaha i won both! pro-ness ok hehe. OKAY actually it was tyco win la :p and he taught me how to play SNAP 13. damn fun!! then later the rest came and we played scrabble! hahaha my first time playing leh. and peiyu also first time i think. and we team up together. hahahaha dark horse okay! dont think racist hahaha. she kept wanting to steal the word HALT and add an ER to make it HALTER. so sly! and i tried to be retarded by covering the TRIPLE WORD SCORE box with the green ali baba bag containing all the letters :pppppp and after that, we taught them SNAP 13 and played till we went crazy!! peiyu's sweaty palms was of course to her advantage needless to say lol. played until damn shagged la. oh ya she made sushi! hahaha no need to add water to the rice! but it was nice! i reached home at 215am. and fell asleep without showering. on the sofa. half naked i think. hahahahah!



AND my mum is damn queeeer!! oh myyyyyyy. remember the past few weeks when i come home late after tea party or whatever on fri nights, she will ask me where i go, and DO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?? and this time it was an even more queer question! cos she suddenly saw 2 boxes of condoms i put in front of the mirror where i usually do my hair. but i dont understand why no only then she noticed it lol. cos its been there since i came back from taiwan!! its the army issue one la. hahaha. then she thought i just bought it for myself, so she asked me where i got it from. SHE SUSPECTED THAT IVE BEEN SCREWING SOME GIRL OR PROSTITUTE OR I DUNNO WHAT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER I BOOK OUT!!! O M G!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! arghhhh



anyway church today was good! learnt bout what a good marriage is all about. and what about finding the right partner n stuff hahaha. i think im a pretty good catch waddddddddddd lol. and SOMEONE made my day today hahahahahha wink wink benny :p

SEX (with condoms?) and the city tmr?? hahaha

colonel's original pressure cooker

BA ZHANGGGG!!

was supposed to eat kuishin bo with peiyu n kevin just now but ended up eating another jap restaurant! and i forgot the name! cos the kuishin bo queue too long. ahaha ok next time we go with everyone there! then we went shopppppeng! hehehe kevin got phobia of ahbunehnehs. and peiyu got phobia of, well, spartan-looking sandals hahah! we forced her to try a blouse n shorts at polo ralph lauren. and she was sooo happy the salesgirl picked the smallest size for her to try. hahaha! and later we went to chill at starbucks and we found out that.. her whole family is as queeeer as her!! hahaha "are u in space? dont eat the rainbow!" HAHAHAH hilarious!! oh ya and kevin is queer boy he was deciding whether or not to buy this cardigan thingy from polo and he kept rubbing it against his nose as he was deciding!! hahaha lucky he bought it in the end man. i cant imagine the poor person who is gonna wear that after him if he didnt buy it :p

made of honour next week!

and i wanna go buy my asics shoeee already cant wait!

shit man if only i dun have to go back tmr morning for stupid guard duty. hope i can take leave this friday too hehe! if can then that would be great! i wanna go swimming again leh it makes me feel gooooooood :)

have a kit kat!

shit man this blog is gonna be the death of me. i should create a secret one like imacooldude_88.blogspot eh?? damit.

sigh its been a pretty tiring week and i just realised ive gotten myself into more shit this time. and its gonna affect my near future. haha rong is right man im such a beeeech.

anyways, got a day off tmr! so you should like chill out and dont take stuff too seriously all the time man. life is one big joke ANYWAY.

It's one hundred and nine degrees in this crowded room
No room to breathe with walls as cold as a gallery
This is no place for me
Such hard faces in smoke
The smell lingers in my clothes
It's a bad night to be alone
But that's the way it goes

im a blog stalker :p but im not the only one :PPP

scallop: joke of the year

chenchenchenchenchennnnnnn! with his all new accent! and he cant speak chinese for nuts! at la mian xiao long bao he had to keep pointing at the menu to order mannnn. and we spent a LARGE percentage of our time at tea party reading stupid magazines, MAXIM and CLEO. hahahah got one how to score a girl on first date or something one. "if you are caught looking at other girls, just say u are trying to imagine how wonderful ur date would look in that dress the other girl is wearing" what a bullshit sure no more second date man.

sebas saw his amazing crazyfroglegs facebook account!! yeay! gotta add favourite movies: WHITE CHICKS! (which my sis was watching on axn just now hehe) rong says she bet sebas bluffed that he was tired just now so he could rush home to catch the show on tv.

kevin kept trying to break record on the WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BRAIN on facebook. walao its a freakin stupid game ok for brainless ppl who got something to prove :p OK i just suck at it alright!

and i finally passed out from armour platoon sergeant course! er had a mini cert presentation today, and its like sooooo unimportant that almost NO guests turned up. hah even the guest-of-honour last min pang seh us sia. damn sad. and i had to emcee the event. and my tcc course commander was there. the one who always call me scallop that one. when reach the part i had to read out all the trainees names one by one for them come forward to collect cert, then when i read my own name, he start laughing la omg then everyone laughed!! chweeeeee!

haha but the fellow trainees are real funny ppl man. got this patrick siah who is a total joker. go outfield always kena caught sitting on the ground playing with stones! and ronn whose english cannot make it. "I NO PROUD!" and keeps saying he wanna revocate to commandos hahahah! and sanjeev the xiao hei.

new batch of trainees coming next tues leh. and i just got informed that next batch the course duration cut short by alot! ends in august i think? wah then what are we instructors gonna do from then till ord date? ism said he wanna send us to unit omg! pls no pls no pls no.

alright malaysia tmr man. there goes my long weekend..