you reached in your pocket and pulled out a pass that says you can take me anywhere
okay HELOOOOOOOOO! its been great plus not so great this weekend. well firstly, the studying bug hasnt hit me yet hahaha the exam timetable looks like a piece of toilet paper i can shit on seriously. heheh and that reminds me of some eat shit incident!!
ok on thursday we went shopping+movie! but shopping i jacked some salesman by asking him to get the stuff and then sneaking out of the store hahaha. and its so wierd seeing so many j1s walking around including my juniors whom i tried avoiding haha. and so many retards wearing same shirt as me but definitely not as hot hehe! ok the highlight: the devil wears prada!! haha excellent show! and the the the the lady boss (OMG I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME) is dam funny. she reminds me of julia huang totally. and the nigel guy quite funny also hahah.
went out with benny too first time in a long time. ha aiya not botak la exaggerated only. i think cut hair already still longer than mine. heheh played pool also which i havent done like this whole year. but the place so cheenapok with so many ah lian ger ger down there i also sian ah.
yay went to benny and ian's church on saturday! had some evangelical service mah. hahaha ian very sad cos duno who pang seh him eh. and hahaha oh ya benny and me agree that ian likes VEHICLES OMG!! hahahah next one MRT isit. hahahah or lorry ok not funny anymore. and wah benny good taste lah gd luck to hot pink. i see u got problem concentrating hehehheh. what a humjipeng. OKAY about the service: there was worship, testimonials, drama. haha the testimonials part was the funniest! one of the guys called keith was talking bout how God brought him back despite all his efforts to run away. but he started with something totally no-link to catch our attention. he said 22 yrs ago (i presume thats his age), something wonderful happened. while he was floating inside his mothers womb, he defaecated. hahahah then he explained the meaning of defaecated as "shit in my mother's womb". then he say "can u imagine swimming around in the fluid in your mothers womb and having a floating piece of shit there!!" hahaha it could have gone inside his mouth and if he had swallowed it he could have been born a retard or something! hahaha dam funny guy.
oh yea yesterday my chem tuition teacher said a DAMN LAME JOKE. he said his pastor told the congregation adam and eve must have been non-chinese. cos if they were, they would have eaten the snake. actually not funny la tooooot.
aiya im very bored now. my ipod is beyond full already. and oh rogue wave is my hot new favourite band!
shat i didnt sign up for the mock bio test this thurs. but should be can still go right.
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