alrightsss its been more than a day since I came back. and I havent even gone out of my house lols. what a nuah-ass. came back yesterday morning.
6 of us sas boys went there. with no itinerary planned. only hotels booked and that's all. actually was 5 of us but ian booked his ticket the day before. stunner! cos he wanted to escape the sad sg life? haha. he was emo much during the trip, especially near the start. we originally booked 2 rooms but changed to 3 rooms cos of ian, but no prob with that. me + slut see, slut lau with slut lam, and slut chee with slut tan. hahaha 6 gaysluts. we rented 2 honda city cars too. could have gotten a 7-seater forrester but it cost less to get the 2 cars! haha cheapest was to get 12-seater minivan but sure chui driving a manual bus. benny and ian drove most during the trip. I only drove twice, including the last drive back to the airport on the last day. but I must say driving that car made me "feel like a peasant driving my little swift!" hahaha. dang. but im still faithful to my swift :) falling in love with the honda city is like having an affair siol. can see the rpm rev up to 5 effortlessly one. I nv see mine go above 3 before lol! lucky didnt bang down walls this time 
the trip made me treasure those little gaps of time im back at the hotel where there was wifi haha. sometimes at night had to go down to the dark lobby myself cos the room couldn't get a strong wifi signal.
haha beho our dear cheapo chairman would be freakin pissed if he came along the trip with us. cos we kept getting ripped off! first day lunch we drove down to ao nang beach n had fish n chips / chicken n chips for 100 baht each! which but the chicken was like 2 pieces of chicken nugget size siol! kinda nuah-ed our first day away. went to the beach and wanted to play soccer but realised nobody brought ball. bought one for I forgot how much, but beho would be disappointed, kinda price hahaha. kicked awhile. went back to hotel, bathed, then went out again to ao-nang beach again for a thai food dinner. phad thai n tom yum soup. and then went drinking I think? haha im a noob at drinking la I admit. but I know when to stop, and sometimes I get annoyed at ppl for forcing me to down more than I can take. drinking should be enjoyable, shouldn't it? maybe it's a male ego thing. do be able to drink better, drive faster, what else? have done longer route march in army? LOL okay I done quite long lah. in a tank.
anws woke up super early on the 2nd day cos we booked a snorkeling tour and the transport picked us up from our hotel at 8am. sehhh! was kinda like a boat tour to phi phi islands. and along the way there were several stops where they gave us like 30min or so to snorkel. my turn to haolian: they all wussies took like jacket and I garang boy went in without one and basically floated the whole way! haha no doubt my fats gave me a floating advantage. first time snorkeling btw! took quite some time to get used to the breathing device and stuff. cos im used to breathing out of my nose when swimming. but u cant do that with a snorkeling mask cos it pushes your mask out and water comes into your eyes haha. fishes surrounded us. saw nemo the clownfish. and sea urchins. and got stung by mini jellyfishes. twice in the balls HAHAHA numb already siol. ian was super sad we didn't get to stay at phi phi island for one night at least cos he heard stories from his friends about this thing called full moon party. basically it's a mass orgy on the beach. he said they sell booze by the barrels and u can see people f-ing by the beach hahaha. sehh surely an eye opener. but nope we missed that. took the boat back to our mainland late afternoon. missed the sunset too cos it was too cloudy. had thai full body massage in the night. okay-ish. lol ian asked some random ppl where the happening nightlife was and they said "room 69" and gave us the directions on how to go. we tried driving there and even stopped at a 7-eleven to ask for directions and they laughed at us! we started getting paranoid cos we started suspecting it was like a prostitute place that's why they laugh at us going there hahaha. and we really saw a red light place close to the real room 69! but turns out 69 is a club. and it seemed totally empty inside lol. anw we couldn't enter cos a sign outside said no slippers n shorts. like seriously who wears jeans and shoes in krabi anyway?? so we went to get drinks somewhere else. slut L bought cigarettes from a random mama stall. and he thought it was weed hahaha. psychological. and just rmbed we saw hot angmoh on our boat in the morning. LOL. the guy is like perfect body.
3rd day = snorkeling again. ian dips-ed this girl hahaha. whom we found out later to be JOE's girl. long story hahaha! hot girl with ugly guy made benny furious. yup but the guy is rich, cos we saw them go back to their ups ups resort. she helped us take photo with starfishes anw! and had kayaking too. made my back ache till even now. haha. and made benny get sunburnt like a dog. kept complaining the whole time bout his cracking skin and was craving for a aloe vera massage haha. so we went for one at night. and I did oil massage this time. ehh felt a bit better than normal thai massage. but didn't like the oily skin feeling afterwards. went to sailormoon place after that for drinks haha. they damn pro at connect 4.
sehh what a wordy post. no pics hahaha. I think ian havent upload.
oh ya random one day damn funny I was buying red bull singlets with slut lam.
asked the shop keeper "best price how much"
.. *didn't hear any response*
asked again "how much?"
whisper super softly, "two eighty"
slut lam: "a shop just now offer 150 only"
shopkeeper whispers "go, go"
LOL super soft plus bad heck care attitude. asking us to go away from his shop!
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